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Haven't done this in a while but some of you fags might remember me

Ask a former c-list actor anything

No I won't tell you who I am, no I won't tell you what I was in (specifically)

Anons have gotten close before based off of clues of who I've worked with/ people I know but no ones ever guessed correctly before

I'll be here till about 11 eastern time

Pic unrelated
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Chloe moretz possibly....
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>>676341864
Kek. Pic is supposedly her but who knows these days.

I'm a male however
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2/10 made me respond.
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Yeah, either tell us dirty stories about other listers you banged or GTFO already
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Do you still work? If so, film or tv or internet?
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>>676341380
I'm bored so I'll bite. TV or Movies? Are you any good? Still working?
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>Anons have gotten close before based off of clues of who I've worked with/ people I know but no ones ever guessed correctly before

it means no one fucking knows you stfu wannabe
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>>676342294
>>676342303
I was in a few good movies after a breakout supporting role in a pretty popular movie in the early 2000's. Anything more specific than that would give it away. After that I struggled with tv until 2013 and just said fuck it and moved back home
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>>676341380
Whatever OP sounds like your a dude just post this chicks ass and you can fuck well off
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>>676342928

DJ Squalls
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Have you fucked any decent Hollywood sluts?
Tell us bitch
Also chechem.
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>>676342928
2013 was your last shot so yeah
No one will remember who the fuck you are or were
No one cares
Drink the rest of your shitty life away
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>>676342249
Biggest celebrity I hooked up with with was Esposito on the set of mercy. She was known as being pretty slutty after her breakup with cooper so I just kinda went for it
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>>676342928
What genre of movies/tv?
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>>676343275
nice if true... I suppose you got no way to prove it tho, so I'll consider this fanfiction
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You're Shawn Wayans.
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>>676343204
Jennifer Esposito and then a few other c-listers from the mid 2000's

I was engaged to a waitress for most of my limelight pretty stupidly enough
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>>676343500
Nah I'm white
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You're Michael Chernus.

He seems neckbeardy enough for /b/
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Motherfuckin Johnny hopkins
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>>676343635

Naw. The guy is still working.
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>>676341380
Lol no one gives a fuck you washed up cunt. If you had to quit there was a reason, it's because you're shit. Sage this faggot
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>>676343263
That was true a few years ago

Currently taking classes for my CPA. Girls recognize me once in a while but they're usually my age or older.

Younger chicks haven't a fucking clue and that's the most frustrating part. Trying to explain to them who I was/what movie I was in just makes things worse generally
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>>676343803
Wolf of Wallstreet? I mean thatd make sense I suppose
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Did the money from acting all run out? Any regrets?
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What are you doing now?
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>>676343635
No

>>676343647
Closer than most guesses I guess
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Paul Desiderio Jr.
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Well, the picture is Chloe Moretz.

Who you are though, I don't know and don't give a fuck.
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>>676343923
I've generally been pretty conservative about my spending. Residuals keep things afloat too. I quit cause I was sick of being in shit productions after such a good beginning because I know I'm better than that, not because I was running dry
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>>676343941
Taking classes on the east coast for my CPA
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Jon Heder
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>>676344377
> I quit cause I was sick of being in shit productions after such a good beginning because I know I'm better than that, not because I was running dry

The lies we tell ourselves to hide our failure
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>>676344144
Nah but I went drinking with him once. Not a bad dude from what I remember
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>>676344474
Kek that guys pretty successful still
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>>676343894
The Scorsese movie that came out like two years ago? Kek no
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What qualifies you to consider yourself a "C" actor and not a "B" actor?
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Is your IMDB page up to date?
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>>676341380
This picture was taken from the russian social networking site V-Contact - BKohtakte).

Absolute bullshit.
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>>676342928

So what happened with the career?

What caused things to start going bad?
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Can you describe your favourite part you had? How did you get into this? And is C-list like TV B star or like two lines a movie status?
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Alright I'll greetext something that happened during my hey day

>be me, 18, movie came out four months
>face is pretty recognizable at this point
>tfw you have to beat 14-17 year old hill chicks off with a stick
>every conversation with a girl starts off with "hey aren't you-"
>still have girlfriend so I can't date anyone huge but fucking around was nice
>pick up an 8 ball and go clubbing with costar
>two of us pick up group of supposedly 18+ girls
>head back to his place
>hellyeah.jpeg
>get to his appartment
>his fiancé is there
>shits busted
>feel guilty afterwards
>never do that again until I break up with gf and at that point my fame had long well faded
>tfw you were inches from having a cocaine orgy with slutty valley girls who were most likely not 18
>tfw you were a Hollywood heartthrob at one point and never were in an orgy, threesome, or sexually adventurous situation
>tfw no face
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>>676344964
Usually if your name and face is recognizable for longer than a a couple years you're b-list at least from what I gather. Guys like the cast of super trooper would all be perfect examples of c-list. In a popular movie or two but never more than that. D-list is like whoever was on the bachelor or big brother
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Can you tell us the most well-known actor you've worked with?
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I don't buy this. No one matches your descriptions of yourself on imdb.
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>>676344994
Haven't checked it in a while. It's like looking at your gravestone
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>>676346032
That would probably give it away
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>>676345701
This means you were born somewhere between 1980 and 1984?
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>>676346187

Pretty deep, OP.
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>>676345075
My breakthrough might have been a little fluky tbh. Most people I talked to said I just didn't have the face for bigger parts and my career just kinda stuck with smaller roles
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Later, Johnny.
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>>676345182
C-list as in I had a big role in a popular movie but after that not much that's of note. I was around but never back to where I was.

My favorite role without being specific was a cop. Acting like a cunt for money is fun
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>>676341380
Main character in tv or side character who shows up sometimes but not in many episodes
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Why didn't you make a run for Kate Mulgrew?
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>>676347099

kek

Nyet. Red doze nat approov.
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>>676346606
Any advice for someone who would love to get into the industry? I don't have the time to do much locally due to work.
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>>676347048
The latter. I was too small to ever be considered a cameo, but big enough for me to never be extra-status. Those guys are the scum of the industry tbh
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Wait I figured it out you're a sprouce twin.
Big movie role was big daddy
Was on tv for a while
Quit acting
Not really in the public eye anymore
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>>676347337

Good theory, anon.
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>>676347099
Shes pretty old iirc
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I feel like you're a Disney kid.
Like a main characters boyfriend or someone that's at their school
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>>676347430
How large is your nose?
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Who's the most famous actor/actress you every met ?
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>>676347230
If you're good at acting then just move to LA. If not take some classes. If you're over 30 it's probably too late
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>>676345701

You sound like a fucking loser to be honest.
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>>676347631
Bah. Wouldn't stop a professional.
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Atleast give us a hint
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Did you start acting as a kid and then quit as you got older or did you start as a teenager
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>>676347803
If you mean seen, then clooney I guess. You see a lot of people just being in the area. If by just met then Jennifer Aniston, or giamatti I'd have to say.

By saying more than a few words to/ having a correspondance than it would be Chevy chase I guess or at least that's what I consider it to be. No I was never in anything he was in
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>>676347918
You're probably right
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>>676341380
Still working? Who's your management?
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>>676348380
I graduated high school before my 18th birthday and moved to LA five days later

Got lucky eight months later
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>>676348557
No I pretty much cut all ties. Still talk to a few friends but that's it
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>>676347885
Move to LA to be lost in the flood of aspiring actors? I'm turning 25 next week, I'm assuming like any business it's all about your connections. Which the closest things I have to any of those is a friend is a family friend with an other C lister who's in the end of his career with daytime soaps after having been in a few movies with a couple A Listers, and I used to play WoW with Mathew Broderick, but once the guild figured out who he was he switched servers and character name, he was cool with just me and my buddy knowing but then some chick in guild figured it out and couldn't keep her mouth shut.
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What genre have you worked in
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>>676341979
>Chloe moretz
No. She doesn't have leg tattoo
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James Van Der Beek?
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>>676349020
He was on tv around 2013 because of Eric Andre show
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>>676343572
Male or female?
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What do you think of the Nickelodeon intern starlets?

Are they all sexually exploited by producers?
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>>676348852
When I started out I just went to audition after audition. Being in the area helps that's for sure but if you have a connection he'll either hook you up with something small or tell you to do the same thing.

Brad Pitt never just got called up one day to do a movie
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>>676349177
Male
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>>676343501
pics or gtfo
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Genre of movie that was your breakout supporting role?
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How old are you now OP?
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>>676349430
Last time I revealed the genre some anon guessed it right shortly before the thread died. Knowing the timeframe and more than a couple things I've been is even almost too much
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>>676349487
I'm in my 30's
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>>676349762
Reese from Malcolm in the middle
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>>676349762
you obviously want people to know, just say it

unless it's some elaborate experiment to see if you're still in the public eye. It seems pretty apparent that you're not
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>>676349762
damn was about to say Jake Lloyd
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>playing guess who I am, not even famous 15 years ago!
>on /b/
>I was in the same room as some famous people a decade and a half ago!
>on /b/
>I'm not going to give you any decent clue even though I'm the saddest type of attention whore!
>on /b/
>I didn't even fuck girls in my two minutes of fame!
>still talks about it on /b/

Just put the shotgun in your mouth already.
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>>676349921
I'm tempted to go out on a limb and say Ryan Reynolds. He seems to have a sense of humour.
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>>676349894
This, we've guessed whomever we are going to guess, just tell us and post pic with timestamp.
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>>676350063
>last role was a tv show in 2013
Ryan Reynolds has to be the dumbest guess after his huge blockbuster deadpool
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>>676350063
but he has been working though.
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>>676349894
I do this because certain questions evoke memories about the past sometimes that I usually tend to forget about. It was the best time of my life and at this point it's difficult to remember the good after all the bad that happened
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>>676346606
Why not move into the internet/ youtube scene?

While traditional media may be in the past for you, you can still stay in the biz by working in different avenues.

I guess what bothers me most is you are 'in' already and with entertainment as varied as it is, why not stick it out as an actor and keep working towards different things. Fuck dude, if you keep at it, you could end up finding your niche and being in the next super hero show/movie!

I realize this shit isn't that easy, but why stop now when you are still in a reasonably okay spot?
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>>676350210
What 'bad'? Vaguely speaking?

Like scandals or just a downturn in the career?

Did you suffer a massive drug addiction?
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>>676341979
>>676341864
Pic is not Chloe, doesn't look enough like a refrigerator

Op is the floppy haired guy from wkuk

You aren't c list you are f list
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>>676350239

I agree with this guy in the sense that you should try to get back on the horse.

Or, if you don't want to do that, you need to let this shit go and look forward and not look back.

Being an accountant is about the furthest thing you can get away from what you pine for, just saying.
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>>676350239
Because at best people say "oh yeah you were in that one movie" and it became soulcrushing as my portfolio of work became longer and longer.

now I just want a normal life
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>>676350063
Although, I don't think it's him I wouldn't be surprised if that fucker lurked /b/.
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>>676350192
>>676350208
And after the interviews with him I read for Deadpool, that's why I wouldn't put this past him.

I'm figuring I don't know the guy.
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>>676348917
...uhhh yeah she does, it goes from her hip down her thigh. the pic you posted was taken before the tattoo
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Jason Ritter
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>>676350887
>just want a normal life
>on /b/ attention whoring
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He's Jason Biggs, the pie fucker.
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>>676350435
Frustration during the late 2000's, then pseudo-depression during the early 2010's. I wasn't depressed but it was just like living in a rut for a while. I wasn't washed up but I wasn't getting any decent roles either.

I had such high hopes after my first big role and all just sort of fizzled
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>>676351032
pic or you're full of shit
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He probably played a minuscule character in whatever he was in. Even the people he was in the movie with probably don't even know who he is. He's a kid they pulled in off the street so they didn't have to pay him much then he was probably on a few tv shows and literally no one gives a shit anymore because he was a background character. Gone from a once "actor" to the role of an extra
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>>676351343
He was in TV after that. Voice work on TMNT.
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>>676351603
It all fits. Memorable for one role, then a bunch of lesser roles. Then, the kiss of death! No acting, just voice!
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Ryne Sanborn?
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>>676349627
alright youre just fucking annoying now
what does it matter if someone guesses or works out who you are? its not like youd have to confirm it and even if so whats going to happen... youve said yourself youre a nobody now whats the problem with some nerds on an imageboard knowing youre also on this imageboard..
i just dont get the point in this thread..
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Jonathan sadowski
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Until we get some better clues I'm just going to assume you are mclovin
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Gordo
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>>676351593
try google, retard
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were you in any of these films which off the top of my head were shit films around 2000 that a c list faggot would still reminisce about

House on haunted hill
Stigmata
U-571
Scream 3
Scary movie
Final destination
American pie
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>>676352149
>Gordo
you mean Adam Lamberg?
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>>676351881
Why do you wanna know so bad
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>>676352311
Yeah I guess so
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>>676352332
Because essentially were just spewing out names
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Cullen Moss
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>>676352332
so i can expose an ex c-list actor that most likely nobody ever thinks about these days for using an imageboard of course!!! his career will be ruined muahaha
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>>676352269
Yeah, one of those.
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>>676352332
Thats the entire point of the thread
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if this is dubs, post your name, if trips, post pic with timestamp
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>>676352549
Which one ;)?
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Eli Marienthal?
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>>676341380
MILEY
http://strawpoll.me/7190803
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Googled the tat TBTKCE, its on Chloe Moretz's hauch ( family initials) including a dead sibling.
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> generic and vague responses
> no fucking proof
> no reason to believe anything said

Move along, move along
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Chris Owen
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Are you by chance one of the Baldwins?

There's like 10 of them so I figure that should give me a good chance
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Eddie Kaye Thomas, or whoever it was that banged Stifler's Mom.
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>>676341380
so theres no point in this since you wont say shit? sounds like a failed actor trying to get some attention. what a loser.
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>>676352175
>no pic
>full of shit
Go talk out of your ass somewhere else, Shitlord.
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>>676342928

What's up Deon Richmond?
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>>676341979
how is the pic supposedly her when OP clearly said 'pic unrelated'?
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Were you in any of the fast and furious movies ?
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>>676353243
He said he's white.
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>>676353236
:rolls eyes:
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>>676353243
>Deon Richmond
Nigga, he said he's white.
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The pic is Chloe moretz, you can tell by the leg tatt
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>>676353259

Matt Schulze kek
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>>676353367
The picture is irrelevant.
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>>676353236
learn to use a search engine you freak
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>>676342928
Brendan Fraser
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>>676353367
Nope, Chloe has no leg tat
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>>676353755
>posts pic with tattoo on leg
grats
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Rob Allyn?
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When did you last work? Have you completely stopped or just not doing much?
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>>676351346
Is it a situation where your breakout role ended up going to your head or gave you an ego, or were you pretty modest about it all?

How difficult is it to sustain supporting roles after a relatively notable one?
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>>676353755
That picture clearly has a leg tattoo.
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>>676353367
The picture has the tat that Chloe Moretz allegedly has shooped in.

There are no Chloe nudes
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I wanna say Macaulay Culkin.
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>>676353564
>shooped
Nice try, Cockgobbler
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how is this thread still alive
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>>676353755
http://stealherstyle.net/chloe-moretz/?post_type=tattoos
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>>676352269

Op I looked through the cast on IMDb for each of these films and couldn't find anyone remotely memorable matching your description.

Ergo, you are a fucking nobody. Kill yourself. You think you peaked but you never really peaked at all you were always less than mediocre.
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Hey James DeBello, answer us.
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>>676349945
neckbeard gets mad and spergtexts a little paragraph because hes never achieved anything close to what OP has
chin up buddy :3 :3
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>>676354054
nice text of green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youre literally a spergburger
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>>676354319
sup man
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If you are Trevor Moore. I just want to say I love you
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>>676354506

Time stamp
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>>676341380
Ok, trying to get remotely back on track

How did you spend your days when you weren't filming? Are you busting you ass all day researching roles etc or just laying around getting high and playing vidya?
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I'm guessing we got it because op already said last time someone did he let the thread die

The actions of a true dead beat
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If I had to guess based on what you've written I'd say you are Eric Lively.

You're not unnatractive, but your face isn't remarkable or memorable either.

I haven't watched American Pie in a long time, so I'm sorry I don't remember your performance. I've not watched anything else you've been in either.

You're not Chris Own, because he's still working and despite being fuck ugly you remember his face. Likewise Eddie Kaye Thomas is also still working.
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>>676354948
He also said he'd be here til 11 est.
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That the fuck are u doing here normie
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Eric Stolhanske.
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U ever sucked a dick for a part?
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Casey Erklin
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>>676341380
>former c list actor
I wouldn't give a fuck if you were an a list actor. I just came here to call you a faggot, faggot.
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That guy who was sort of famous at one point but isn't any more.?
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>>676356041
>That guy who was sort of famous at one point but isn't any more.?
BINGO we have a winner.
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>>676345701
Cory Feldman
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>>676346004
Too bad broken lizard cast is fucking boss
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>>676354045
Except this fag didn't start acting until 18, so nope
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James DeBello. Born in 1980, first role in 99.

Guy says he moved got first role after 8 months after graduating.
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>>676355266
Dont think thats him, barely had a part in american pie from what i remember.. at least not even close to enough of one for it to be a bit of a breakthrough movie for him
said he did tv towards the end and stopped in 2013 so eric lively doesnt add up either on that front
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>>676356428
Just ignore that poorly structured sentence.
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You know maybe u should fucking chill with normal people like Shia LaBeouf, he is a nutter but he gets a fucking pass for being personable

Now if ur ya ya from the sand lot? FUCK THAT DUDE
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>>676356428
nah look at james debello on imdb, hes still working
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OP has probably left a long time ago, after his name was posted, like a banana peel he split.
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Will Smith?
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>>676356633
Correct with dub dubs
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>>676350210
So why bring it up on /b/?
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ian crossland
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>>676341380
You're Diego klattenhoff
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its shia labuf
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>>676356618
^
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I liked Detroit Rock city
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yeah he/she's not famous n e more. want a bag??
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Have you ever met Trevor moore? Whats he like
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For those who truly want to know who he is you'd have to look at the names that were posted before he went quiet, this is the only way to find him. I have a very good feeling we got the name and he quickly left after it.
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arnold swarzenegger his last role was cg
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op was a fag n e way. i guess 4chan didnt get shut down after all
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oP, did you get to go to Europe to shoot a movie?
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