>>676334973
Did you loan a car to lil dicky?

>>676334973
Prove it or gtfo

ok, I'll bite

Why are they build that shitty? They tend to have horrible accidents.

>>676335066
The fuck?

How can I prove it? I work at a fucking car dealership. I don't own any of the fucking things. Why would you need proof? Any dumbass can do this job.

>>676335042
No, but lil dicky seems to be the main type of people who buy these fucking things.

>>676335153
Because going fast sometimes requires lax safety standards. The more safety BS in the car, the heavier it is. The heavier it is, the worse power to weight ratio.

>>676335259
Lambo stores are just the same in theory as other car stores. Show us a business card with your name blurred out, or an equivalent to a spin ID like Toyota gives out. (Your training id). Otherwise fake.

Also, note that I don't work at Lamborghini Newport Beach. I just put this picture up. I work at a lesser known dealership.

>>676334973
is it a good job? do you get good pay/commission?

>>676335295
He didn't buy it. They loaned it to him because he was doing a "most low budget rap music video" about saving money. I think he spent like 50 bucks or something

>>676335468
what branch then?

>>676335576
I'm not saying because I know how 4Chan is. They'll bombard them with prank phone calls and probably try to get me fired.

I'm Canadian but that is all I'll say.

Have you ever driven any of your models, and if so what were the specs/your max sped on it?

Do techs need any special training to work at a dealership?

>>676335500
We don't loan these cars out. We barely even allow a test drive. We only let people test drive it after a credit check to make sure they have the ability to purchase one.

I've seen some high numbers in my day..

>>676335042
Ah i didnt know david was 4chan popular already

>>676334973
false, ive been to a lambo store so many times now, they dont show old cars, recently they just show aventadors and the huaracans. also that pic is too small for a mobile phone pic, fucking edgy 12 yr

>>676334973
why cant you get a real job selling real american cars?

>>676335718
We rarely get to drive them because we need to keep as low miles as possible on the cars. I have, however, driven a few used ones around. Mainly the 2004 - 2008 Gallardo. Those are the top sellers. I've never driven anything nuts. I did ride in an Aventador, though.

>>676335817
it also has a fucking logo on it, retard.
it's obviously not supposed to be a phone pic.

>>676335817
Are you fucking kidding? I didn't take the pic, moron. I just got it off google. I never implied I took the picture. I even said I don't work at Newport Beach. Were you born with down syndrome?

>>676335842
>real
>American

hahahahahahahah

You wouldn't know quality if it hit you in the face.

>>676334973

>>676335486
fucking answer me you cunt

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>>676334973
Crashed mine two days ago in a car race in Berlin.. Could you grant me a discount on a new one?

>>676334973
Forget these faggots. ...any cool stories you can tell us..fellow canadian

>>676334973
>I've got some interesting stories.
>no stories
>mfw

Tell us a story of your biggest sell, OP

>>676336204
Sorry man.

It depends on the year. Sales fluctuate drastically. I tend to make more in the summer months, though. Commission is adjusted to be about the same as a normal car dealership. I'd make just as much working for Nissan but I love Lamborghini and I love my job.

I am looking into investing, though.

>>676336306
Nobody has asked. They've just called my a liar or asked how much I make.

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>>676336395
>>676336443
what's the worst customer you've ever had?

>>676336368
That's a hard one.

I've met DeadMau5. He came in to look at the Huracan. He didn't buy one, though. He left REALLY quickly. Really down to earth guy.

My biggest sell was probably a 2013 Aventador. I was still rather new when I sold it so it was crazy. Usually they leave those sales to the higher up guys but a bug was going around in the office and we were understaffed.

I sold that motherfucker. Matte black with orange calipers. Beautiful.

>>676336602
I can give you an entire genre.

Little rich kids who want to one up the kid on the waterpolo team. Usually their dad will have some small business and the snot nose kid will beg for a 2004 Gallardo. I usually see them coming in for repairs after that. I'm a huge Lambo fan and I HATE it when people buy for the status symbol. It is a racecar for adults and should be treated with respect, not doing donuts in the movie theater parking lot at 1am.

>>676336223
I met DeadMau5. I already posted my story about that. It was rather short but he was cool. We let him drive a huracan because he's fucking deadmau5.

I remember some old guy who bought a 2010 Gallardo. He seemed like the type of guy to lock it up and never drive it. He crashed it a few years later and I got a look at what he had done.

The fucker built the thing. I'm talking 1300bhp built. Twin turbos, the fucking lot. He could have easily afforded an Aventador. I guess he wanted power.

If you EVER want to build up a Lambo, Gallardo and Huracan are the way to go.

>>676337187
do you get customers coming in asking really fucking retarded questions?

ceo fag here

recently became flush with cash and can prove it (still have an amex blue but my savings acct currently has 2.8m)

how would i arrange a test drive even though i absolutely do not want to buy that shit?

>>676337476
>how fast does it go
>can it drift
>does it have a turbo
>will it get women

The usual shit.

>>676337588
Ceo from what

>>676337588
If you were actually a CEO you wouldn't be one 4Chan at 6:47am.

>>676337795
>will it get women
lol

Can you usually tell if people come in and they're way out of their league? Like little punks who think they're hot shit trying to get a test drive?

>>676337891
But...but...dubs don't lie

>>676337979
Well, most people who buy these things are in their early to mid 50s and have something to prove. Every now and then I see some kid come in but I treat them with respect anyway. You never know who has a trust fund. Kids are stupid and will blow that shit hardcore even if they live in a trailer. I've seen it happen.

>>676337941
I've had people literally ask me if it's a pussy magnet. I tell them that it is but it only works for Italian cats. They'll have to pay me $500 to program the onboard settings for American felines.

>>676334973
who is the dumbest person you sold a car to?

>>676336207
Sure m8. Just pop on it and we'll fix her up.

>>676335681
Your either in Toronto Edmonton Vancouver or Calgary you cheeky cunt

>>676337881
>>676337891
it's 8:48 am in nyc, the only city that matters, not in Get-my-sister-pregnant iowa.

my startup was acquired a little while ago that was the cash part of it. still have some stock. i honestly don't care about lambo since it's owned by audi and they catch fire, i'd just like to test drive. i'm getting a better amex and apparently they just concierge you stuff depending on your 'available credit'.

get a phd, get a few patents, learn to dress well and ask people for money....

>>676338343
Most people who have enough to buy these aren't dumb but I have met my fair share. I had a kid blow his mothers life insurance on a Gallardo. No fucking joke. He wasn't rich at all. Normal family. Dad made maybe 70k. He fucking blew ALL OF IT.

Eventually defaulted on the payments and we ended up with the car back...

>>676338373
>You're telling us you're a CEO
>But you came onto 4chan's /b looking for a thread like this

>>676338373
You're talking like a 17 year old from Arkansas who just watched the Wolf of Wall Street twice.

>>676338563
The car AND the money?

>>676337891
>my timezone is the only one on earth
fucking amerifags

>>676338368
Maybe :O

I'll promise you it isn't fucking Toronto.

>>676338713
This, they're in their own fucking world

>USA! USA! USA!

>>676338713
Well...

If he's ahead of me then that just means he should be working since he's a busy CEO and all, right? I wasn't implying mine was the only one that mattered I was implying ANY CEO ANYWHERE would be working right now and not fucking around on 4Chan.

Also, I'm Canadian.

>>676338563
how easy is it to steal one of the cars of the lot ay night or something?
inb4 stealing fag

>>676338672
We got a little more than half of the full price plus the car

OP, just give us some greentext stories about stupid people...

>>676335451
This. Fake and gay. Sage

>>676339045
Kek

>>676338734
I'm positive it's the Edmonton one then cuz the only
Customers you get down there are oil dads buying there faggot kids a Lamborghini when they should get a rolls Royce instead no offence btw

Ok OP here's a serious question.

What cars have you noticed that the customers (that actually afford a lambo) come in with? I mean what they arrive at the store with. I'm guessing some people want to experience the lambo action but it would also be interesting to hear if anyone comes in with an older model and just feels like trading up.

>>676339045
That is a fucking wet dream for most dealership owners. In fact, if you've ever seen any Lambo dealership, they all have a big glass front showing off the cars. It's a way to tempt people to take them so insurance will pay out. It's as easy as throwing a rock.

The cars are REALLY hard to hotwire, though.

Do you ever take the cars on a joyride OP

>>676339145
Close as hell.

>>676338368
OP is a fucking faggot. Imma call both of these and start asking if they sell Battletoads. I suggest you faggets do the same. Will vocaroo >>676338373

>>676339234
That's a good one. Usually a medium end Merc or high end BMW. I've seen a few people in Mustangs and a BRZ/FRS.

>>676339244
So will they like give chase and try to get the car back?

>>676339304
As much as I can, which isn't often.

Miles depreciate these cars hard.

>>676338206
Have you ever had a rich kid that actually knows shit about cars and respects the car?

I'm sus about you calling them racecars tho. Lamborghini himself wasn't that fussed about racing after an accident, and I'm pretty sure he had the mindset that all the cars were GT cars, distancing himself from Ferrari. Lambo failed miserably in F1 as well and I don't think the cars we overly successful in GT racing. I don't they ever made a Prototype either.

>>676339323
It's the Calgary one the. Cuz those 2 are close together

>>676339332
He listed 3 you stupid fucking American.

>>676339332
Go ahead. Vocaroo it. You know how many people work at THREE dealerships? I'm fine.

Do it!

>>676339434
Fuck no. Insurance and police is a companies best friend.

>>676334973
How does it feel to sell cars that you never be able to afford with your shitty job?

>>676339332
> one away from trips
>everything you say is invalid

>>676339658
I imagine it would feel similar to working a shit job in a different industry and still not being able to buy one.

Next Question OP

If you were to buy a lambo, what are the things you can skim off to save some money? (If you buy a lambo you probably have money but maybe you just happen to be a cheeky little saving bastard) I mean, I've heard that the equipment on these things cost as much as the damn car. Also service, what does that go for?

>>676339453
So the cars on the floor aren't even new? How do I get one that is spotless?

>>676339634
So what your telling me is if I can find a way to steal one of the cars I could get away with it and not have the police looking for me seriously.

>>676337795
>not understanding the concept of time zones

>>676339469
Lamborghini in my mind is a car made for street racing. In fact they're even test driven at 180mph for the first time on public Italian roads. They are a racecar for the street. This is why they have AWD and very high top end speed. Stoplight racing and highway races.

Lamborghini is a car made for a man who has more than enough money to bribe the police. Remember though, these things are designed in Italy and Italian police are A LOT more lenient on street racing.

and yes, I've met a few. Not very many.

Did you take the Lamborghini job because rolls Royce actually uses well trailed business man to do the selling

>>676339851
To get a new Lamborghini you would have to come to a dealership and select EVERY option you want by hand. Lamborghini will do anything. Want the word "nigger" painted on the roof? They'll do it. Want the word cockmaster on the dash handstiched? They'll do it. The car is yours. Then you're put on a long waiting list. See, Lambo doesn't pump out new cars. Each one is a special order. Someone HAS to order it new for it to even be made.

>>676340072
Fuck Rolls. I'm not 60, man. Even if I was I'd go work for Aston Martin.

>>676340072
I doubt dealers really have to sell much. I imagine most people who can afford one that walk in there have already made up their minds.

>>676340216
But... but...... but I want one with nigger written on the roof :(

>>676339861
>Insurance and police is a companies best friend.

He said he or his company wouldn't. The police will hunt you. The insurance will pay for anything stolen.

Reading > you.

Do you have to wear a uniform? And put on a fake smile all day?

>>676340281

This. Aston much more classy. Rolls cars are for 70 years old russian pimps that want a castle with wheels.

At least Aston Martin are gorgeous as fuck cars.

>>676339797
If you can't afford the car as is, you can't afford it with a little knocked off.

Equipment isn't that much. Worst case scenario your clutch goes. They last maybe 20k miles if you don't drive like a fool. I have seen them burn out at 7k, though. Usually about an 8k repair.

covered under warranty, though. Everything else is pretty cheap. An oil change is only around 500 bucks. Not the crazy rumor that an oil change is 50000000000 dollars or whatever.

>>676340371
Just a black polo shirt with the Lamborghini logo and our branch name.

And I'm looking at beautiful cars all day. My smile is legitimate.

>>676340361
I can't argue with that, thanks for clearing that up

>>676340478
OP here.

I love Aston but Lamborghini has been my obsession since I was a kid. I always tell myself if I had the money I'd get an r8 or gtr or something but deep down I know I'd have to get a Lambo.

>>676336906
lmfao

OP how did you get this job,
greentext if necessary

I'd rather work at a bookstore to give KNAWLEDGE

>>676340884
No scam

>>676339091
Did he blame Obama after losing his money?

>inB4 Canada hurr

How much you make OP. I don't need specifics, but is it enough to live comfortably, support a wife and kids?

>>676335259
Newfag? Just do a photo of some lambo with timestamp

>>676340863
It's the same as any other dealership job. Start at a Nissan one for experience, work for a bit, wait for a Lambo opening and submit an application.

I started working at Subaru first.

>>676341143
I'm not at work, fuckhead.

>>676341160
Do you have a favorite coe-worker and do you ever get in shinanigans with them or by yourself?

>>676341115
If I didn't have rental properties helping me like crazy, I would say no. I don't make enough to support a stay at home wife AND kids. I could do one or the other. Not both.

Of course, I can support both of them but take my property away and I'm done.

>>676341160
How close have you gotten to getting fired also story behind it

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>>676337795
>can it drift

You ever fuck a girl in a lambo OP?

>>676341290
Lambo is a "no nonsense" thing or you're fired. The worst we've done is go maybe 265kph on the highway.

In the Subaru dealership I worked at, though. We went fucking crazy. I drove the STIs like no tomorrow. I'm talking crazy fast on city streets. We had no plate so... we weren't scared.

>>676340739

Sure mate, Lambo are cool.

Was just agreeing with the guy saying that Aston > Rolls.

>>676341403
Also I forgot to mention that I get the same fucking question and I work at a subaru dealership at the moment

>>676341403
I fucking know...

>>676334973
That's cool, my ex worked at the big one in La Jolla for a while years ago. Hey had to unload the ferarris bugattis rolls & lambos off the big trucks in front of the place, right on the main drag, and it'd stop up traffic in town and sometimes cause accidents. The body counts from accidents in the town were kind of amazing. A Ferrari crashes into a Maserati which rear ends a lotus etc. every minor fender bender would be like a million in damages lol

>>676341585

In my country biking cops are overtrained and they chase you like in an action movie if you do some retarded shit.

You'd have to be a fucking pro driver with a beast car to get away. (Also, they have helicopters. Fuck helicopters)

So I'd be scared, even without a plate.

>>676341825
Just do it when it's wet.

Fast bikes in wet = dead riders

>>676341581
No. I did fuck in a Nissan GTR, though.

>be me
>18
>ex girlfriends brother is rich fag
>has Nissan GTR
>lets me drive it for a date with his sister
>sister is 6.5/10 Japanese bitch (explains the choice of car)
>she makes me do bad things
>drive like a fucknugget on the highway
>we pull into Tim Hortons
>nice BJ
>Get in passenger seat
>start fuckin

And that's how a fucked a mans younger sister in his car.

Oh, I left her the month afterwards. She was really something, though...


She's dead now.

>>676341825
I always took the radar detector from my personal car before we drove. I also know all the cop hiding spots along the road.

>>676335042
Underated post

>>676342020
How she die?

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>>676334973
Im currently working as a sales agent in mitsubishi, my question is how do you deal with other agents stealing your clients or something similar with that situation?

Any tips on getting into the car salesman game, OP

>>676335764
I was thinking of just faking my bank credit, to see if I could get a free drive.. How do you guys check it, and how easy/hard is it to fake

>>676342154
Texting and driving... ran a stop sign. T boned

Bitch was self absorbed and always on FB. One of the reasons I left.

little 328i didn't stand a chance...

>>676334973
Did you create a thread earlier pretending to own a Laborghini?

>>676342020
>she's dead now

kek

>>676342445
op sounds fishy

>>676342271
They stopped making the Evo. My best advice would be to pack up and run to the next dealership. Mitsu is going under...

>>676342020
> She's dead now.

okay.jpg

>>676342271
Also, don't let them out of your sight. They get confused and grab onto someone else. Don't be afraid to ruin a sale for someone else.

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>Laborghini

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My best friend rents these cars for fun. He's loaded.
I've been in a Huracan, Aventador, r8, Italia 458, gallardo, r8 v10.

The itala458 is pretty badass, love the sound of the engine.

The Aventador is just bad shit fucking insane, it does not sound like a car at all, sounds more like a formula 1 car, it's just pure evil.

>>676342020
You fucked a dead girl, OP.

>>676342020
This just proves Asians can't drive.

>>676342851
You haven't?

At least two girls I've fucked are probably dead.

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Here's the 458

>>676342812
Is that a McLaren outside?

Oh yeah, I like the Huracan the most. I just LOVE the V10 and it's so much easier to maintain than a V12 Lambo.

>>676342981
story?

>>676342340
Answer this OP

>>676342981
Don't that feel weird? Knowing you fucked a dead girl?

I'm 20 now but met my wife when I was 13. I've only been with her.

And the large amount of prostitutes but, y'know...

keep that shit secret.

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And let me tell you, the Gallardo feels like a Toyota Camry compared to an Aventador and I'm not even exaggerating.

>>676342340
Learn to suck dick. Literally and metaphorically.

>>676343152
Many prostitutes have drug problems and overdose. You have probably fucked a girl who is now dead.

>>676343221
OP is confirmed fag

>>676343038
Yep.
Put it this way, he rolled up to pick me up from my house in the Aventador.. And what I heard coming down the road that night was something of pure terror. Nothing on the road sounds like it, it's a pure race sound. You could hear it from blocks away, high pitched and scary.

>>676342271
Maybe sell cars that aren't garbage. At this point I think the general person knows Mitsubishi's are massively unreliable.

>>676343067

Sure
One girl from highschool went on to become a stripper and drug addict, I heard her last boyfriend pushed her out the car. And she didn't make it. Comma for a few days and everything.

>>676344095
damn man, I think ur dick is cursed or something

>>676343217
Beautiful car but I'm not up for the running costs of a V12. I'd rather go for v10 Twin Turbo

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Any faggot on /b/ know or is someone who works as an rcmp is a good career it's one I want to get in too

>>676342271
To you and OP:

How do you become a salesman, do you need an education or anything? I really want to become a car salesman

>>676344218
No, it's statistics... The more you fuck and older you are the chances climb.

Pretty sure at least the girl that I lost my virginity too died from Kidney issues 10 years later. And one girl might have committed suicide when I broke up with her... And theres always a slim chance a girl I fucked ODd it was a small town with heroine problems. >>676344218

Any infos about upcoming models?

>>676342595
one shitty thing about going to the next dealership is having a contract that for 2years, it prevents you from getting the same field. So I don't have the option to go to other dealers. fuck that. I've ruined some of other agents sale and i want more.

>>676344684
yeah I live in a small town right now, the drug choice for these hillbillies is meth.

>>676344903
Yeah, drugs or crazy is how most young wimmen die.

>>676341991

Tbh I'm not confident (retarded ?) enough to go fast on the wet with a car too.

I lost traction too many times when I was younger to be ok with the rain.

>>676342118
I'm more afraid of the patroling biker cops we have here.

They just drive along in traffic, chiling, until they see someone going ape.
I was chased once and it wasn't funny. I ended up paying a good chunk of money in various fines & I lost a few points on my licence.

Nah, usually I drive at night, it's way more peaceful from 1 to 4 a.m. on week days.

>>676344684
Anymore greentext stories OP?
>>676345111
check'd

>>676342433

>Texting and driving... ran a stop sign. T boned

My god, fucking retarded people, I hope the other people were ok.

Man I swear if the bitch did that to me I'd get out of my car if I could so I could throw a rock at her face or something.

That's people like her that kill motercyclists all the time.

Wish she could burn in hell and her screams would be aired worldwide to scare other mongoloids that do the same thing.

>>676338368
You narrowed it down to four major cities? You've really got him now.

>>676345176
Not OP.

Just an older anon.

>>676344654
High School or GED. That's it. Get a job at a small one and work up.

I suggest Subaru

>>676345379
Well, I mean, she doesn't deserve to burn bro...

>>676346424
Yeah, she's Asian. They don't even have souls.

>>676346347
We dont really sell Subaru in Denmark, mostly Suzuki, VW, Merc, BMW, Skoda, Volvo, Peugeot, Renault, Toyota etc.

But Im 18, and dont have a lot of knowledge on cars, Im learning though, since I've really starten to be interested in cars the past half a year or so, after I got my own

>>676346424

Yes. Yes she does.

What if it was a motorcyclist and not a car ? She would have destroyed a family and a life just so she could tell how much she wanna suck his dick to Jamal.

She would have had nothing but a scratch and would probably had forgot a few months later and done it again.

Fuck these people. really REALLY fuck them.

Human race is already fucked I know, but still, I say good thing she's gone so she's not endangering others anymore by being plain stupid.

>>676346577
Open up a Hyundai dealership... Be the first in your country to sell cheap and reliable cars.

>>676346826
We do sell Hyundai, however I don't think there is one in my city

>>676346774
Asian slut, and motorcyclist both die...

Nothing of value was lost.

>>676346968
She wasn't really a slut considering I took her virginity and all...

Pretty sure I was the only person she fucked, honestly... Unless she got laid during the 3 weeks from our breakup to her death...

I doubt it, honestly. She was REALLY introverted.

>>676346577
You don't have Subie in Denmark?

Fuck. I'm not voting for Sanders then.

BMW is a great brand with amazing history. Start there.

>>676347324
Wow only 3 weeks... Probably all depressed and reaching out to friends desperatly not in the right mindset... Then bam there goes her life. You ever feel guilt for it?

>>676336207
You crashed into herby bruh!

>>676347729
I loved her, actually.

I still do. Breaking up with the biggest mistake of my life. I'll always love her.

>>676334973
Why do most lambos look the same

>>676336095
Italian sports car masterrace

OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zrqDAse7RA

>>676349399
It is isn't broken, don't fix it.

>>676338368
never understood the concept of 'cheeky cunt' being an insult

>>676334973
question: why do you act all tough while ur just a salesman, fucking morron

>>676350355
Do I sense a twinge of jealousy?

>>676350242
I don't think it is.

Also, places that aren't UK/Australia etc. actually treat cunt as a swear word.

>>676334973

How do you keep from killing yourself, knowing that you work at probably one of the least important
jobs in the world?

>>676342020
10/10 ending, should write children books.

>>676351715

I don't get lambos. They are fucking ugly. They do not excel at anything performance wise. I really don't get the appeal.

Why the fuck are used gallardos so cheap?

>>676335681
Holy shit you work at the Calgary location, I've been here when my dad was looking for a car, you are dumb for posting this

>>676338373
phd in what, anon?

>>676334973
Have someone tried to steal a lambo in your eyes?

>>676352796
Women's Studies>>676352796