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Anyone from the UK wants to meet up with me?
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>>676329498
Dn1 here
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By UK you mean England, I live in Scotland, I'm not from the UK
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>>676329678
Well I'm Northern England so you might be close to me
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>>676329678

UK is England, Scotland, Wales, NI, you know, the United Kindgom of Great Britain and NI, you autistic fuck.
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>>676329498
I'll never come again in UK !

food sucks in this country. I spend one month in London recently, it's like a giant starbuck. btw, WHY THE FUCK YOU PUT JAM IN SANDWICHES ????
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>>676330308
well, where the fuck else are you going to put jam?
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>>676329678
are you retarded?
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>>676330308
How about I jam my cock in your mouth, faggot?
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>>676330408
This
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>>676330408
toast, or bread. obviously.
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>>676329678
Yes you are you irrelevant money sponge of a nation.
Despite the fact you don't deserve it.
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WA7

Open for anal
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>>676330308

Fairly certain we don't like spastics so your more than welcome to not come back
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>>676330308
>JAM IN SANDWICHES
i have the same querie
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>>676330308
>Never coming to UK again
>Only been to London
>Thinks London is the sole embodimentof the UK
>Amerifag detected
>Retard
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>>676330073

actually noone cares about some tiny island's weird internal politics. its all england to the rest of the world.
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>>676330593
Then you're fucking retarded
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>>676329498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3137pI11Y
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>>676330593
rest of world =/= the uneducated/Americans
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>>676329678
>By UK you mean England, I live in Scotland, I'm not from the UK

your maw had two cunts, and you're one of 'em.

fucking nationalist idiots who cant acknowledge reality.
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>>676330537
>irrelevant
someone's a bit salty.
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>>676330575
Nope, french. an amerifat couldn't notice the food quality.
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>>676330308
europoor fag - no fukkin clu for the better things in life - bet you have jam with no seeds in - amirite.jpg
agree on starbucks thing though, far too many shit coffee chains. Proper cafe with builders tea in mugs ftw
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>>676330308
Total bait.

Come on guys ffs, how many of you live in the UK and see Jam sandwiches?

I havent seen one for over a decade, and even then it was a kid that had it.
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>>676329678
You voted to stay, you're from the UK! :)
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>>676329498
Where are you?
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>>676330593
so they don't teach education where you from?
I am going to guess and say, anywhere south america is where you from? or maybe north? infact all of it....

tl:dr are you american i.e are you retarded?
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>>676330722
Fair play.
However you should go to more rural parts of the country it's far better than that concrete abomination.
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>>676330593
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>>676330791
they sell in tesco mate
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>>676330748
>>676330722
>Nope, french. an amerifat couldn't notice the food quality.

Ah, I was right - surrendermonkey you are.

should be fun when we leave the eu - see all you lot whining like fuck now, what's it gonna be like when we close the doors

>British and proud
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>>676330858
Newcastle you?
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>>676330963
Agreed. The South West is beautiful. I'm from Gloucestershire and we have idiots chasing cheese down a hill in May.
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>>676331166
You're retarded if you think we should leave the EU, you everything that is currently wrong with this country.
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>>676329498
nn18 and oldfag, I mean old too
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>>676331135
No they dont.
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>>676331251
Plymouth here. Cant be doing with giant cities, good old British countryside ftw
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>>676331324
Yeah, man. pretty sure they do...
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id meet, bored as shit, SA73,
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>>676331324
wot
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I'm from the Bristol area and it's amazing. We have the best of both worlds around here, city night life and open country
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>>676330817
underrated post.
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>>676330791
A jam sandwich isn't complete without marmite and black pudding.
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>>676331460
No, they really dont.
They have their full stock online, find me a jam sandwich and I will paypal you £20.
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Any bikers in East Herts?
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>>676329498

>Kingdom of Great Britain flag
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>>676329678
Don't be dumb your still a Britfag for now
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>>676331621
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>>676331656
http://m.tesco.com/h5/groceries/r/www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=265201408
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ps. jam sandwiches are tasty as fuck, peanut butter and jam is pure clay
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>>676330308
Cus obviously London is the whole of the U.K. And there's nothing out side of it
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>>676331656
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/productbuylist/default.aspx?id=G00006686

You'll see bread at the top of the page and jam a bit further down...
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>>676331813
>http://m.tesco.com/h5/groceries/r/www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=265201408

Biscuits.
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>>676331952
>http://www.tesco.com/groceries/productbuylist/default.aspx?id=G00006686
They are not specifically selling jam sandwiches.
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Southampton fag here
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>>676331956
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jam-Sandwich/dp/B006JS6ITO
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>>676332164
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jam-Sandwich/dp/B006JS6ITO
kek
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>>676331956
"Jam Sandwich"
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>>676330308

Jam sandwiches are pretty nice. I prefer Jam on toast. Do Americans not eat jam/jelly in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
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>>676332262
Still fucking biscuits.

A jam sandwich is bread based.
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>>676332360
Of course they do, it was a bait post.
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From near Middlesbroughs yes that shit hole
>South is nice
>North is nice
> Britain is fun
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Le7
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>>676330549
Chernobyl > Runcorn
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>>676332558
Do you know a girl named Grace?
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BS354LU come join me for weed an whisky niggers
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>>676329498
>UK
>puts the flag of GB
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Jam sammich get thread.

Check em.
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>>676332821
The UK flag is the flag of Britain, you cretin.
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>>676329605
I'm DN3 but I'd rather not meet you don't really fancy being raped then stabbed
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>says hes from UK
>puts great britain flag instead of the english one
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>>676332407
>asking for jam sandwich
>not asking for bread-based jam sandwich
You lose
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>>676333439
UK Flag is not the St Georges Cross, you cretin.
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>>676333555
Nice trips.

Shame everyone knows a sandwich is not a biscuit.
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What have we learnt today
>ever one hates the UK
>jam sandwich are the shit
>kanye is God
>pewdipie is actual a terminator
>Nigel garage is Donald's Trump's son from the future who has come to save the UK with dank memes
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Glorious Peoples Republic of Northumbria here

Fite me
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>>676331135
I have the misfortune of working in a tesco, and they don't sell jam sandwiches. The cafe does, but the store itself does not.
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>>676329968
Where abouts in northern england?
Carlisle Cumbria here
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>>676330791
Only time I eat jam is from ration packs. Also you only have biscuits to spread it on.
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>>676333680
Cake
>Victoria Sandwich Cake
Biscuit
>Custard Creams
Dessert
>Ice Cream Sandwich
All are sandwiches, without bread.
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>>676330593
pretty much true
>>676330636
mad because you are no longer important in the world
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>>676333971
how much you get a month?
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>>676329498
CH fag here!
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kent fag here ,anyone local?
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>>676331373
Fuck Plymouth it's always raining.
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>mfw when a jock tried to tell me Scotland is a proud independant nation and doesn't belong to England
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>>676334165
Welcome to all of the UK my friend
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>>676333960
Your the slightly shittier underbelly of newcastle.
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>>676334123
£554 working 15 hours a week. Got two jobs.
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>>676334089

>he considers custard creams to be sandwiches

You sound like an americunt, they'd call a Jammie Dodger a 'sandwich cookie' which is all kinds of retarded
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>>676334267

Northumberland is where rich Northerners go to retire, god's chilly county
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>>676334057

Have you developed gills yet m8?
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Can someone reply to this? Wondering if I'm banned
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>>676334353
£2500k a month. Get on my level plebian.
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Birmingham, anyone here?
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BH9 here
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Can I join guys?
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>>676334664
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>>676330308

London is pretty much like a shitty little country of itself, you've not experienced UK at all.

Everyone outside of London hates it and everyone inside of London is miserable.
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>>676334664
You couldn't post if you were banned. There's no retarded leddit shadowbans on 4chin you new friend, it's just because you have nothing interesting to say. So here's your (you) and now go kill yourself.
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>>676334709

You make 30 million a year? I'm impressed!
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>>676334761
Walsall here
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>>676334830

You guys really need to declare independance, if only to join San Marino and Gibraltar in the footie bants.
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>>676335009
How's it going? Only about 10-15 mins away.
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>>676335009

I'm so sorry
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>>676334979
And he still has time to call ppl plebs on the internet.
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>>676334709
Just wanna step in and call you a silly, horrible niggerfaggot from your mothers anus.
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>>676335009
ws2 here
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>>676334979
How did you come to that conclusion from 2,500 a month...?
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Any Ipswich fags here?
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>>676335193
you said 2500k a month you dumb faggot

that would be 2,500,000 a month, you spastic cunt
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>>676335099 going shit - hungover
>>676335122 Someone has to live here i guess
>>676335181 ws1
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>>676335193
2500k he said, implying 2.5mil a month.
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>>676335341
paki?
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>>676335340
Calm down you mongoloid, I misread the k at the end.

Jesus Christ if you spasm out that badly over a simple post I can't imagine the raging aura of autism you possess on a daily basis
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>>676334794

Jews did this.
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>>676329498

that's not even the correct flag.

Is this a troll thread?
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>>676335511
White luckily
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>>676335341
Heh. I've got a friend lives there. Think she's in a bad way. Trying to hide the fact she's drinking heavily to numb the pain. But she won't open up about it to me.

Just got to be the best damn friend I can be and be there for her.

But Walsall is shit. Good easter though by the sounds of it?
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>>676335530

Fuck Norn Iron
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>>676334878
Pretty much this. Liverpool here
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>>676334656
didnt get flooded,
Only the poor people got flooded its pretty funny.
Annoyed me tho because i couldnt get weed for like 3 weeks
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>>676330555
trips tells the truth.
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How do you pronounce the word 'bath'?
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>>676334057
elliot pls
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>>676335723
with two 'ff''s
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>>676335612
in my case not so lucky...german paki mix here..
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>>676335700

I'm sure you had plenty seaweed drift in
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>>676335834
Jesus christ thats a weird mix
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>>676335834

Curried bratwurst is the shit to be fair
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>>676331621
Don't forget the brown sauce
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>>676335723

Barth
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Ipswich!

(Think I am the only one with internet here)

Originally from Mighty Blackpool. That place is a shithole though,
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>>676330537
>sponge
More land and sea territory per capita.
More paid in tax to the treasury per capita.
Lower government spending per capita.
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>>676335723
Barth
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>>676336019
Are you in Ipswich itself or the outskirts?
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>>676335841
where are you from?
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>>676333023
>implying NI is part of Britain
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>>676336185

Newcastle area like how
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>>676329498

Add me:
/people/Jacob-Mason/100011474903440
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>>676336022
And if Scotland has actually left and split from the UK, it would of been fucked.

5 years to join the EU, with no dependency from London for food and ect, nothing to supply the free healthcare and schools, apart from shitty tourism which brings in next to no revenue.

You're not like Ireland who could rely on agriculture for enough time until they joined the EU, even the numbers that were ran for the estimate of Scotlands independence were completely fucked.

Face it, you rely on London too much and a split from the UK would destroy your country.
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>>676335694
also, liverpool

not the best place, but possibly one of the worst
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>>676335530
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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>>676336284
Just moved to that area, got a job working in Birkenhead, only done a week so far, seems alright
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>>676336019

I know Blackpool is a memetown with it's 'pleasure beach' but is it still worth visiting on a daytrip?
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>>676336153
Ipswich itself, spent a few years in Martlesham surrounded by old people though.

You?
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>>676336341
It can be fine. Just spent the majority of my life here and I can see the pattern of peoples lives and it's really quite negative.

Can be a fun place, though.
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>>676336410
Woodbridge at the moment mate, shits quiet here. You got kik?
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>>676336316

>tips fedora
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>>676336259
i'm newcastle as well
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>>676336467
I'm only here for a while, and I don't seem to mind it. I got a few mates living near the city so I'll have a social life somewhat, and we play football three times a week during lunch break in the office, so that's something to always look forward too
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>paying taxes so Londoners can get an extra bike lane whilst your country is falling apart
>convince yourself everything is okay by eating haggis, drinking Irn Bru and pretending to have a unique 'culture'

Cuckland really needs to be bulldozed and used as storage space tbh.
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>>676336362
A daytrip maybe, just to say you've been. Prepare to be ripped off and disappointed. It's like if Glasgow was a seaside resort but with more trannies.

>>676336485
Heh I only know Woodbridge from when I used to be on the dole and go to the JobCentre there! And no, sorry.
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>>676336680

Wanna go horsepunching with me m8?
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>>676336283
>it would of been fucked
>would of been fucked
>would of been
>would of
>of
>of
>of
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Kingston upon Hull for my sins.
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>>676330517
Bread, were you born a cunt?
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>>676336891

>more trannies

I thought that was Brighton?
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>>676336913
As if I really give a fuck about a grammar mistake or two
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>>676336928

>European city of culture
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>>676329678
I live in Scotland, born here, but I am british. If you are up here and you're not british, then you must be Al Qaeda
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>>676331278
You sound like a liberal...
>youre retarded for having your own political view that opposes mine

The EU is shit its dieing brussels is one more terrorist attack from collapsing if one hits close to home itll throw brexit into propulsion besides if we leave the EU maybe house prices will drop which is a big problem as it stands
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>>676336894
I don't wanna get stomped sorry
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>Euros expand to allow smaller nations a much higher chance to qualify
>Scotland still can't make it
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>>676337203
You sound like a retard.
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>>676337203
This is what your average conservative actually thinks.

I bet you fuck pigs.
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>>676336022
>capita
That's not really true though, oil is fucking done for.
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>>676336996
there are trannies in brighton? brb, virgintrains.co.uk
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>>676337140

100% correct opinion
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>>676337417

>virgintrains

Not for long
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>>676336996
Never been to Brighton, thought that was more just fags and dykes in general. Blackpool is definitely more for trannies with "Funny Girls" and the mass of smaller places
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>>676334709
Only 2500k a month, get on my level you pleb
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>>676337417
those trains are not virgin
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>>676337407

>Wales

Good lord!
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>>676332061

Southampton here too
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>>676337691
Poor dragons, rather newts
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How long before our cucked supermarkets start trying to sell us 'Thanksgiving offers'?

Halloween has overtaken Guy Fawkes, Black Friday is rearing its ugly head, Cadbury's is much lower quality now and we are being spoonfed more and more American crap every day, fucking sick of it lads!
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>>676330722
>676331549
Anyone from France has zero cause to complain about food, all you homos eat is bread and fucking eggplant. You spend most of the damn day going back and forth from the shop and the kitchen. Just do one damn shop and stop taking 3 hours to make a fucking bland salad or cheese on toast. Fuck your shitty cheese as well. And your shitty wine.
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>>676337612
Job?
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>>676338053

Je suis triggered!
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>>676338123

High end escort
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