>Hint: You can't

Whats the fucking point of this thread then?

>>676329058
Frankie Boyle. Done.

>>676329058
Dylan moran. Rekt

>>676329231
Stop it, he said you can't.

>>676329243
No he was not, cause you can't.

George carlin you dumbass faggot

I don't know if this counts as a comedian but i'm pretty sure a bowl of cereal is funnier than Louis C.K.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY

>>676329343
./thread.pdf.exe

Jeff Dunham = Comedy God

>>676329058

Dylan Moran.

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Stanhope.

>>676329343
>>676329442
>>676329461
>>676329528
>>676329535
>>676329550

You can't.

>>676329058
Carl Barron. ez

>>676329161
Being this new

>>676329623
Nope.

>>676329669
Trying this hard when you know you can't.

>opinions
>fact
Wew

Tom Segura. I win.

Did any of you guys actually like Dane Cook back when he was still a thing and in his prime? Everyone I knew loved him but I didn't seem to catch on.

Russell Peters. !xobile xD

>>676329623
OP here

Never really found any of his shit remotely funny. Youtube links for funny shit?

>>676329737
Better check out www.9gag.com

>>676329528

Kill yourself

>>676329757
You can't either.

>>676329782
I did, I was in high school and made equally poor choices.

>>676329809
>Not following the simple protip

>>676329907
>>676329900
Why are you posting in this thread?

>>676329058
>Louis ck used to be awesome, but his white hate liberal nonsense got old real quick
>fuck British humor
>Eddie Murphy hasn't been funny in over a decade since he's been in awful family films
>I have no idea who this last black person is.

Robin Williams. Chappelle too.

>>676329550
Clicked on this thread to post exactly the same thing.

>>676329058
Benny Hill, I win.

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This guy

>>676329809
Russell Peters is a hack and a joke thief. Fact.

>>676330015
>>676330055
>>676330066
>>676330069
>>676330075
>>676330102
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>676329058
>anyone from monty python
>bill maher

>>676330015
>fuck British humor
you fucking cuck

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>>676330015
>He doesn't know Dave chappelle

MOOOOODS

I get a chuckle out of kyle kinane.

Richard pryor, jim norton, bob levy (jew), nick depaolo, jim florentine, jim jefferies, Dice (jew), paul mooney, lenny bruce (jew), joe rogan, george carlin, pat cooper, jacky gleeson, woody allen (kid fucker/jew), colin quinn, bill burr, reginald d. Hunter, patrice o'neal.

>>676330141
>>676330146
>>676330148
>>676330152
>>676330169
You lost when the thread got posted, stop.

I don't see Joe Zimmerman anywhere

>>676330015
Dave Chappelle

Probably the funniest black American comedian in existence right now.

bo burnham

You might like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_0Qkjk950c

>>676330055
David Chappelle is already in the original image OP posted you cuck.

>>676330224
While killing nogs is hilarious, he doesn't count cause he's not a standup comedian, you lose.

>>676330262
>>676330270
>>676330271
Nope

>>676330148
If that's chappelle, then it's a terrible picture of him.

Jim Jefferies

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our lord Rik

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>>676330354
Joe Zimmerman, not the nignog killer

>>676330262
No he's not. There are no funny black people.

>hurr muh white peepoe jokes

Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr.

>>676330376
You're right, it's supposed to be a picture of OPs four.

>>676330505
>>676330515
These are wrong

>>676330415
So are you

Dylan moran
John Richardson
Dara obrian
American comedy is all hurr durr America is great woo hurr durr.

>>676330559
Dead wrong.

>>676330576
Into the cringe thread

>>676329058
Jim Jefferies

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>>676329058
Me

>>676330534
Martin Lawrence's Runteldat is a good show.

my favorite is Jimmy Carr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-7PeL7_xWc

>>676330572
>Mah American comedians and their current event jokes

>>676330624
>>676330641
>>676330624
It's spelled Eddie Murphy

>>676330638
This is greatest comedians not dankest memes

>>676330712
Jimmy Carrey's career is dead, stop

>>676330752
John Oliver

>>676330756
Racial jokes have been tired for the last 10 years. Only weapon in a black mans arsenal.

>>676330806
He's just drunk and not eddie murphy

>>676330203
Retard, Dave is in the thread pic. Learn to read

>>676330890
He's dead though
So not great

>>676329058
>I'm saying all of the unexpected things, that everyone was EXPECTING me to say.

Charley murphy > Eddie murphy

Izzard

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>>676329058

>>676330843
>Mah American based jokes

Get some variation

>>676330985
How do you read pics?

>>676330997
Charley murphy < Eddie murphy
Fixed

>>676330987
Illogical, OP didn't specify they had to be living.

>>676331155
But he did specify that you can't, so you lose.

>>676331240
Go suck a fuck

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>>676329461
Oh god, why would you post that? I couldn't even make it through the whole video.

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>>676329550
This
Only the best one ever.
Doug>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>others

>>676331330
Why did that upset you?

>>676329058
bill burr

>>676331012

america is the epitome of variation you monocultural tiny euro country pip

>American based, American comedy the thread

Could you be anymore narcissistic?

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Dimitri Martin / Jimmy Carr / Michael Blackson / all funnier than Louis CK

>>676330987
Dead...
>Still funnier than OP's four

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gH_omVWIg

>>676329058
i would add george carlin to that list

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>>676330997
AGREED!

>>676331619
No he isn't
He has no new material

>>676331615
Could you be less butthurt?
Just move over here, there's a little room left

>>676331738
And I would take him right out
You lost

>>676329058
George Carlin should be there. I really enjoyed parts of his stand up acts.

ck is tired
atkinson is only funny doing ben elton stuff - mr bean was fuckin garbage

bill burr is better than either.

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And limmy

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>Sean Lock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk
>Bill Burr
>Dylan Moran
>Richard Belzer

>>676331511
>American claiming I'm a Euro
>America and Europe
>All you see

Proving my point.

Ignorance the post.

hannibal buress, done.

>>676329550
>>676330066
>>676331435
If I like him, who else should I watch?

>>676331841
You're pajeet, aren't you?

>>676329058
Doug Stanhope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAzQzXJMg_I

Russell Brand.

/thread

>>676329058
Bill Bailey

>>676329757
I endorse this.

I add Jim Jefferies and Bill Burr

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Americans aren't funny to none Americans.

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>>676331029
>Implies I wasn't referring to my post and the post I replied to.

Hoky shit. Nice autism

George Carlin

OP here

Thanks for all the suggestions friends! Probably laughed harder reading all of your responses than I'll laugh looking into any of your pleb tier comedians.

I'm just going to go ahead and say Ron White, but I will explicitly qualify that by specifying that everything done with the redneck comedy faggot festival can be excluded. Only his newer shit is worth watching.

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>>676332276
>that fucking pic

Severely Underrated pic. Top kek.

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>>676331461
>Tim Minchin

>>676331962
Southern Hemisphere my ignorant friend.

No Bill Hicks? He is one of about 3 American comedians who can actually get laughter out of someone who isn't American

>>676329550
Also came here to post this.

>>676329058
Stephen Lee, probably a bit too much hard work for most of you plebs who need your comedy to be served on a plate so you can laugh when required.

>>676331972
>>676335262
But anwser my question plox

>>676331925

>>676335680
Bill Burr

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Like it or not, this guy is a genius and a GREAT guy.

Inb4 "guitar acts are comics"

They fucking aren't

Richard Pryor, Jimmy Carr

>>676335026
Was gonna say bill hicks and billy connolly.

Bill burr and frankie boyle, also great.

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>>676336787
>I HATE GOD
>OMG I HATE GOD
>I AM LE EUPHORIC ATHIEST XDXD
>*TIPS FEDORA*
>DID I MENTION THAT I HATED GOD?

also, sage.

>>676329550
He belongs here.One dark soul to rule them all.

>>676338565
I like you because I only disagree with a few of those picks. Your god tier is awesome.

RICHARD FUCKING PRYOR!!!!!!!!!

>>676338565
No stanhope
Into the trash it goes