>my life

>/b/

My friend told me he wanted to be a Greek island. I said don't be Sicily.

>>676327002
Third wave feminism

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? Ones heavy the other is a little lighter

>>676327002
Religion

>>676328110
HAHAHA

>>676328110
My sides are in orbit friend

>>676328110
XD TRUE

>>676328110
wow haha

>>676328110
Omg xDD

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken

>>676328110
If I could upvote u I would hahaha

>>676328110
top kekker m8

>>676328139
>?
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newfags detected

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Samefag

Black Intellectuals

>>676328110
Thats some good shit anon

>>676328366
Zozzle*

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This isn't even scraping the bottom of the barrel, because the phrase implies you expended the energy to fucking reach down first

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>>676327002
Надел мужик шляпу, а она ему как раз

>>676328110
Much joke such funny xD

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

9 months

multiculturalism in europe

>>676328110
You should be a comedian

Atheism

>>676328110
I dont get it lol

>>676328110
How could u say that anon?

>>676328395
Only newfags do what you did xD

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>>676327157
But... but... sicily is italian

>>676328110
Can I use this joke at parties, anon?

>>676328543
Arian rusich

>>676328110
Lolwtfbbq

>>676328110
That's a dank meme my friend

The driver was an alcohol

>>676328110
You're not funny

>>676328645
>xD
Like you can talk, faggot

>>676328110
Religion is actually pretty real, okay guy.

>>676328110
Fuck u

>>676328810
xDDD

>>676328110
Nice meme

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>>676327002
OP is not a faggot

>>676328110
Sick meme

Bernie Sanders will win.

>>676328110
Dank meme

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>>676328110
Gnar meme bro

>>676328110
THATS EDGY AS FUCK

>>676328110
Sweet meme

>>676327002
Whats worse than raining cats and dog?

Raining Taxis

>>676328110
Dub n this is best prank

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>>676328110

You know what I like with my jokes? Originality

What's pink and rusty? Maddy McCann's bicycle

How many Freudian therapists does it take to change a light? Two; one to hold the ladder and the other to screw the mother... err, the father!... Err! The bulb!

And you know it's a bad day when your twin forgets your birthday.

See? Three jokes and I wasn't even trying

>>676328110
Lol u triggered the preists xd

>>676328110
O im laffin

Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft

>>676328282
Shadrach?

>>676328282
Look at him, he has read the Dark Tower series!

religion

>>676329471
XDDDDDDDD

3 fags walk into a bar and they try to fuck someone but he says let me post a funniest jokes thread on 4chan first

>or so the story goes

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is your refrigerator running?

>>676329471
omfg lmao
where r emoticons on thid blog xdxdddd

Three logicians walk into a bar.

The bartender asks "Would you all like a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know"
The second logician says "I don't know"
The third logician says "Yes"

>>676329665
No it isn't.

Can you fix it?

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>>676329718
religion

>>676329235
Well memed Mikhail

>>676329865
IT'S A JOKE

>>676329865
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE XDDDDDD

World peace

>>676329865
A BIG FAT JOOOOOOOOKKKKEEEE

>>676329718
No. You can't cure polio, you can only prevent it.

Q: Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
A: Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.

>>676330134
So polio is like religion

What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

>>676330297
Yeah, we should end religion too.

knock knock

>>676330344
You know who also killing innocents? Christians. And christians are religious. Fact.

>>676330263
Religion can be cured by mass genocide. Polio stays in the water. You can get jews out of a lake.

>>676330420
Who's there?
the death of religion.

A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" The pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies, "not really, she just lies there and cries."

>>676330477
That's what a religiomite would say.

>>676330490
>my god

God isn't real

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when i said i love you for the first time, shit was cash, everybody laughed for months

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>>676330481
fuck off

Turn is spelt straigh ahead

Works better in my language.

>>676330536
>religiomite
Now you just makin' shit up. Like religion.

>>676330657
I like to laugh at certain things too, especially religion.

>>676330248
Zozzled

How u git a nigga frum a tree?
U cut the rope tbh :D 100//

>>676330677
Religion should fuck off first.

>>676330718
Now ya get me.

>>676327157
i dont get it

nvm i get it

>>676327744
Nice

>>676330839
About as much as a puritanical father gets his gay son. Fuck off.

>>676327157
But Sicily is an Italian island. Previous greek ownership of the island goes back millenia.

>>676327002
What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.

>>676330945
Being gay is just like religion. It's not real and it's hoisted up by degeneracy and jews.

What do you call a jew that can fly?

Smoke

>>676331091
It's realer than religion and better, too.

>>676327157
It's impossible to become an actual island, just like it's impossible for gods to exist.

>>676331202
Wanna be a degenerate with me, anon?

My bucci is pretty tight.

>>676328810
you swallowed that bait as it was cum, /b/ro

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Jesus and Mohammad were discussing faith one day "my faith can move mountains" said Jesus. Mohammad responded "Yeah well my faith can move skyscrapers"

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>>676329107
Please, fucking kill yourself. "Woah! He made a joke about religion! I have to reply!" You faggots are the reason why content on /b/ is gone. 30 fucking replies to one fucking word, and I know half of you are newfags from Reddit who are either used to getting upvoted, because your replies are shit with no content, or your replying just because you're an intelligent atheist who tips his Fedora at women. Please kill yourselves, lurk more, or find a different community to torture.

>>676332921
It was all one person and that person was me.

I have thoroughly memed u

>>676329040
Shit

>emus
They can't fly, but they're considered birds. They are kept in cages, but aren't labled as live stock. What the hell are these things?