hey /b/
i'm here for the food thread
bumpereeno
mici
>>676326688
Jesus Christ nigger cook that shit proply. None of this raw meat hippy liberal shit here please
>>676326762
Prawnburger? Wtf?!
>>676327086
>implying a hippy would be man enough to eat rare steak
>>676327133
surf and turf.
>>676327217
Real men cook their shit
>>676326762
Prawns on top of a cheese burger with jalepenos?
Just seems like a waste of prawns tbh
>>676327284
Nah, only fags do that because they're too squeamish to look at blood on their plate
>>676327217
>>676327086
>being elitist about how people eat their steak
a half-assed attempt at an english breakfast
>>676327372
Nah fags eat raw meat coz they think it makes em cool
Tasty shit.
Jesus Christ. Why do white trash faggots care how cultured people eat our meat? Poor people like steaks MW+ but we don't bother explaining why you're ruining your meat. BC we don't give a fuck about plebs.
>>676327898
>just figured i post about how little i care
honestly anyone who thinks you can associate any sort of personality based on how someone likes their steak is retarded
surf and turf
>>676327431
english breakfasts are the worst.. meh
>>676328477
dubs dont lie
>>676326688
What I,m eating right now.
What I,m eating right now.
Just ignore the Smurf.
>>676330011
That pizza look's crazy good
And that smurf looks like mlp
Am I crazy?
>>676330011
That's a fucking pony, not a smurf. I not newfag!!!
I see that b4. Ur momma is a trap.
>>676326688
overcooked.
>>676326688
it´s quite to much raw
>>676328006
Why does this not look disgusting. Something tells me I shouldn't want it, and yet...
>>676328764
that´s it!
>>676326688
Oh man, I sure love raw meat
>>676330258
>>676330286
Here another one. This pizza was the best birthday cake to me.
>>676330170
This should not be a thing.
>>676327217
Are you retarded? Hipsters are all about eating raw meat because it ''authentic'' and shit.
Fuck off.
>>676330602
Look's so tasty. Where did you order that?
>>676328370
Damn that looks tasty
>>676327431
Srsly, Engrish never learn abour eggs with over-easy? Who likee eat that snot-crap on top of yolkee.
(2) beans from a fucking can, 'nuff said
(3) At 11:58 on the plate? 4 burnt what? fingers? Don't even dare tell me those are sausages...fyuk off with that shit
(4) English bacon is limp and soggy, does not go crispy, even burnt.
(5) homefries are an art, hashbrowns are from supermarket freezer
Canadian breakfast - top tier.
I was told that there would be cake
My paddy's day dinner
>>676331018
Also my meal from the other day
What I'm eating right know
>>676331635
Cajun?
>>676331084
>Glencairn glass
I like you. Plate could use at least some variety on it though.
>>676326688
I hate you all,
I'm so hungry! But I am fasting.
>>676330733
Pizza hut > Pan pizza > Supreme
>>676332293
>fasting
>>676332339
That pizza looks so American it's ridiculous.
Probably a frozen cheese pizza they microwaved then put toppings on it.
Kop tek.
>>676333412
Another one but fomr a local pizzeria.
>>676333741
That's more like it. Although it's unfortunate being covered in so much of that orange grease people like to dab with napkins.
>>676328958
is that pork belly
>>676333412
In america, we prefer our pizza well-done
>>676333972
Eddie?
>>676326688
>food
at least cook that steak dude thats still raw
>>676334249
>>676330349
>>676334288
Please consult the chart.
>>676327031
Shit looks delicious as hell anon. What restaurant?
>>676334306
>>676333972
You monster.
>>676334395
>>676329930
>drinks water out of a tea cup
>>676326688
Dubs says you'll become infested with parasites if you dare eat that. We mastered fire for a reason faggot.
>>676327431
Would gay marry/10
>>676327431
the sausages look shit
>>676330874
>this much autism
english breakfast beats anything the canadafags got
>>676326688
Nigger if you don't eat your steak well done then you might as well be eating the cow while it's still mooing
>>676326862
what are 50 wieners doing outside of OP's mouth?
>>676334249
>>676334306
>>676334395
>>676334474
is that a fucking steak tartare hamburger?
>>676331084
No sides? Only a faggot would gain sufficient manergy from such a pitiful snack.
>>676334853
Basically yeah
Here's the easter dinner from the other day I made.
Lamb bone-in leg, it was cooking for 7 hours and it very difficult to get out, because it was so tender, didn't even need a knife to cut up pieces to serve.
Served with roasted potatoes, gravy made of the lamb juices and baby carrots/green beans
>>676335027
First portion of the meat going on plate
>>676334352
>>676326862
ro?
>>676331504
You're a fuckin monster
>>676335107
>>676326862
Ia cu mustar
>>676335160
great argument.......
>>676335184
și cu bere. la doi jumate.
>>676335532
I'm not here to convince you to stop turning your meat all rubbery.
>>676327264
I read the pic name, but what is, and cuisine from where? Looks good.
>>676335597
>rubbery
you mean crisp and tons of flavor rather than bloody and raw, the only fags who eat bloody food is people who are desperately trying to prove themselves as a man.
>>676326688
You want some good food?
Make some Mac n' Cheese with crab legs. Shits amazing. works as a perfect movie snack too.
>>676335890
>wanting crisp meat
are you a nigger
>>676335890
>meat
>crisp
Do you hear yourself. Also there is only blood in one doneness in your whole gay chart.
get on my level
>>676328477
English food is the worst
>>676335941
>>676335966
crisp as in the outer bite of the fat, damn you fags never even eaten a real steak lol, you guys are like them guys with small dicks who need to buy a sports car to over compensate kys
>>676336034
What is that, like a golden bbq sauce?
>>676336301
some kind of low quality gravy i would assume
>>676336231
>muh dick
>kys
ah, so a nigger then
>>676336231
>real steak
>medium well
This is pretty offensive stuff.
>>676336301
chip shop curry sauce its amazing
>>676336231
For (You)
>>676336451
is there any vinegar on the chips?
>>676336380
nope its an english made curry sauce its very mild but has corn in it and is really tasty, southern/west england use it on battered sausage n chips.
>>676330824
My fucking arteries are clogging just by looking at that pile of amerifat
>muh glands
>>676326862
Aduceti berea si hai la gratar!
>>676336391
Nope white as they come, enjoy you're small penis as no one else ever will.
>>676331432
Seafood platter, looks fukken delicious.
>>676336508
>fish chips curry
Its like you actually want brown people to take over your country lmao...cuck.
>>676336451
medium well is the best steak ever
>>676336785
>meanwhile there's a nigger running America
>>676330463
It's just fish and tomato source.
Nothing to worry about. It's kinda fresh.
>>676337008
>>676336785
that's actually a gloucester sausage and this has been a staple since world war two, and indians wouldn't even recognise that as indian, hell they don't even recognise a curry as indian and call it english food as we made it when we occupied england.
learn to history fag
>>676336747
să vină în pula mea odată căldura, să învârt peste 9000 de mici
>>676335107
>meme meat
Fucking cringed
>>676337440
>muslim
FTFY
>>676337562
That's true, English ambassadors really took over parts of India and made them come up with all manner of retarded recipes based more on English food than anything.
>>676337579
Funny thing is that most /b/tards chk reddit first before they come to /b/
>>676337760
Well BACK IN MY DAY that certainly wasn't the case. I do clearly remember when reddit discovered 4chan though. It was right around the time the term cancer caught on.
>>676336034
In the words of the Macc Lads-
" and what's a saveloy? Every pub was full of foreigners and bottom boys"
>implying southern shandy drinking faggot
>>676337760
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>>676337671
yup the core ingredient that most indians use to spice their food is garam masala, its very rare that english recipes use this as its not associated with english currie
>>676337916
oh yeah you faggots put shit tier gravy on yours
>>676337901
>>676337956
there's hardly any old fags left on /b/ its mostly melenial faggos pretending to be /b/tards while upvoting "feel the bern" posts on reddit
>>676328370
You mix seafood and earth food ?
Uncultivated.
>>676327031
>>676330824
Perfection. Just wow.
>>676331084
Lagavulin...rich fag
>>676338364
Like you then m8?
some homecooked food!
>>676330824
how would one eat this?
>>676334352
Manly for me, we call it "blue" in France.
>>676338720
>millennial fags damage control
you fags always point the finger at someone else when you get triggered.
>>676333972
So tasty
>>676331504
what is this?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
>>676338364
Only stop by very occasionally. There were several years where it seemed completely unreadable, the way I still feel about modern /mu/. A thread like this does make me glad I checked.
>>676338997
there is nothing manly about french men, the only thing they know how to do is surrender.
>>676338204
>chippy curry sauce is good
>thick gravy is ok
>saveloys are for sausage sucking faggots
Nah mate, gravy don't go well with deep fried frozen pizza, or mars bars
>>676339056
>implying I go on Reddit and support Bernie Sanders.
Most of you gonna die of cancer with such a greasy food
>>676329930
>water out of a teacup
>the autism is strong in you
>>676339245
Do you really think there's a correlation between grease and cancer?
>>676339148
iv been doing the same job for the past 9 years so have been pretty much been on here since i found it back then mostly /b/ /sp/ and /tv/
>>676326688
Best food fetish thread
>>676339277
That's a mug mate, not a cup
>>676339245
>implying anyone cares
>>676339422
The flowers mean it might as well be a tall cup of tea.
>>676338878
unhinge your jaw, duh
>>676339177
>saveloys
nope we have Gloucester sausages down here they are nothing like saveloys
You northern wankers tend to eat the worst kinds of foods tho like haggis blood sausage and them pizza boxes full of crappy pakki shit
>>676339200
dude you would clean his ass with your tongue if you had the chance GTFO here you absolutely reek of summer.
Th' 'riginal recipe. You negros.
>>676339483
or that his mum brought the mug...
>best pizza
>>676339629
If so good, why batter, deep fry, and cover with curry sauce?
>>676339871
Or that he's just a autistic fag
>>676340025
Best pizza is cheese pizza
>>676339735
No u
>>676340025
>pineapple
>shocking pink "ham"
Fuck off, faggot.
http://www.startcooking.co.uk/recipe/crispy-chilli-dorito-chicken-strips-4/
Chilli Dorito chicken = best chicken
>>676328370
Thread winner.
>>676340025
My absolutely favourite too but what is wrong with this ham, dude ?
>>676340387
Sounds awesome
>>676340195
sicko!
>>676340351
im a faggot because i like the best pizza there is? oh boy you really have shit taste buds
>>676340100
because it tastes so good this way
>>676340351
What colour should ham be?
Away with that crappy cooked steak - let thy butt get rammed by what is sous vide
>>676340153
nah when i lived with my parents she always had flowery mugs and i didnt give a fuck what i was drinking out of as long as i could drink out of it.
>>676326688
Cedar plank salmon.
>>676340549
>>676340827
So you basically would drink out of a asshole too ?
Fall-off-the-bone ribs.
>>676327463
You're both wrong. Well tastes like shoe, raw tastes bland and empty. Medium makes you melt in your chair.
>>676326688
/ck/ you dumb cucks
>>676333741
>de cenar
Eres hispanohablante? De donde?
>>676340153
It's at my mom's. Everything is grown in her garden. And inside the mug is milk.
>>676341015
nope i'm not a queer like you.
>>676333935
It's sourkraut, barley and pork belly (with lot of fat) boiled for about 2 h. It's fucking delicious.
>>676340803
>sous vide
Pretentious wanker's boil-in-the-bag
>>676341063
This
>>676339937
like you can just throw them in a pan like that and it'll be all cool
cunt twat.
BEST FROZEN PIZZA EVER
>>676341186
its for display you autistic faggot
penis cock
>>676340803
Seeing its consistency all the way through, I do kind of want to try it. Though I seriously doubt I will come to prefer it.
>>676330681
> implying hipsters eat meat that hasn't been pulled.
>>676341203
that's how meat should be cooked ..not all bloody and raw
>>676341140
>i'm not a queer
>flower mug
>>676341217
Best shit is still shit
>>676341482
>mums mug*
>>676341530
2/10 bait
Best pizza, best girl to be with
made dinner for my friends, what do you think?
>>676341298
then just eat the fucking pan
>>676336034
Spring homo
>>676341479
Yeah but with brisket it's different than prime rib.
>>676341544
Probably you're lovers mug
>>676341654
your girlfriend has a moustache
>>676341482
>>676341544
Who cares what you drink out of. A container is container. Muh social norms dictate what do and like.
>>676341336
You will learn
>>676341822
na just a huge nose
>>676341217
I've had them and totally agree. shame all pizzas are too fucking calorie loaded.
>>676333972
Witness it
>>676341654
>pepperoni pizza
not even a real meat its just pure cancerous shit, infact its even made with a cancer causing ingredient and all you ever do when you eat one is have a ton of napkins handy to mop up all that nasty grease that's ruins a pizza
worst pizza ever
>>676341690
That's pretty rubbish christmas meal m8.
>>676341737
>autism confirmed
>>676342070
Much as I don't prefer pizza having that grease, I refuse to dab it with a napkin.
>>676342070
not if you make your own fucking pepperoni
>>676342008
yeah this pizza is all about the thin crust iv never had anything this good from the frozen section..
From Friday...
>>676342148
wasn't an actual christmas meal, event just took place during christmas holidays..
>>676326688
These bun length full size pigs in blankets are delicious, but they take a minute to make.
>>676342217
it's still shit and tastes like your grandpas asshole
>>676342180
enjoy your cancer
>>676335966
There is no blood in steak period. It is bled out before being cut. Proper steak should have a crispy brown not black sear with rendered crisp fat edges and a just over rare center.
>>676342319
that shit needs to be cooked longer its still raw, seriously fire the cook.
>>676342435
You never answered me though >>676339281
>>676337008
How is reflecting very little light working out for you?
>>676342344
Rate please
>>676342344
greggs win every time
>>676342689
What is a greggs?
Sichuan style eggplant
>>676326688
all of u acting like instaram bitches and post food
SHAME ON U ALL
>>676342328
>took place during christmas holidays
>wasen't a christmas meal
*tips fedora*
>>676326688
IT'S FUCKING RAW! GET OUT!
>>676342561
that wasn't me btw but it depends on the kind of grease most grease is good for us our bodies crave that shit its harmless but the shit they use in peperonie is a cancer causing agent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
>>676342778
eggplant is a fuckng liar, when i was little i thought it was going to be purple on the inside too, i was so let down
>>676342737
high street british bakery they do sandwiches etc too they are awesome tbh
>>676328370
I came
>>676342902
>implying every meal that takes place during the second half of december is supposed to be a "christmas meal"
>being this pleb
>>676340933
mah nigga
>>676341203
that looks wonderful
>>676343021
Breed it and the world would beat a path to your door. Seriously would be an AAS winner.
>>676326688
this is some of the best shit ever created.
>>676343271
lookslike it was made by someone with severe autism.
>>676334757
Faggot
>>676326688
Awww come on...
>>676336034
Is that the tfl line?
>>676343271
min neger.
Den klassiska är fantastisk men testade en italien-inspirerad en gång som var gudomlig.
>>676343502
its Gloucester Station
>>676343436
/this
>>676334833
No students pls
>>676340025
absolutely disgusting
>>676340662
ok i have to admit that looks delicious
>>676343591
You posted it /ck/ I think :)
>>676343271
fyfan vad äckligt, dra långt åt fan vidriga jävel, smakar som kuk luktar
>>676343436
I don't know man, in ramsey's steak video his steak basically had the same color
>>676343231
>christmas holidays
Or
>second half of december
Choose one
>>676343857
yeah a while back :)
>>676344105
tvätta dig neger
Does anyone have that picture of Guy Fieri captioned 'This isn't Flavor Town...'
>>676343820
i could eat that shit all day tbh
>>676343743
kys troll.
>>676339857
Is that dog shit?
>>676342511
Idiot.
>>676344327
yes
>>676331504
Dude...