coming here.

>>676324926
posting in this thread

>>676325029
/thread

Finding out about 4chan 10 years ago

>>676324926
Cheating on my ex 10/10 blonde qt with some 3/10 ditch pig the bragging about it.

>>676324926
to kill the kids

>>676325029
Yes, specifically this board

>>676324926
>Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

smoking

>>676325189
How horny can you be m8

>>676325233
Lol?!

>>676324926
The constantly updated decision to not work in any way I can avoid

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Having sex with a fat classmate.

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>>676325189

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>>676324926
not killing my family

>>676324926
not killing myself

Living to see another day.

>>676325304
Ikr
>be me
>at party
>party winds down
>ditch pig and her friend ask for ride home
>ok
>drop friend off first
>ditch pig turns to me and says "I wanna suck your dick"

What's a 19 year old guy supposed to do

being anti social af

put chicken strips in the oven and only realized i barely had any ketchup until they were already half done

why bother to keep living?

>>676325691
Thats fucked

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>be me
>21
>in university
>offered job to basically translate/mediate for small company
>decide to finish uni instead
>be me now
>working in a fucking call centre
>company I turned down is now pretty successful
>could be making salary right now but am retarded
>mfw

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>>676325691

>>676325691
>put mini corndogs in the oven
>realize it isn't heating up correctly
>corndogs get weird and wet from the freezer frost
>commit suicide

fapping on pepe

>>676325340
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>676325570
well
you didnt deserve her

you were bound to fuck up somewhere
luckily you found out soon instead of 3 or 8 years later and had everything you loved taken from you

rape

Not fucking her in that moment when we were drunk in her apartment together cuddling by the tv.... the dad/landlord walking in midway was really the part i dont regret (i was considering making a leap of faith out the window to avoid angry dad shit)

>>676325029
fpbp

>>676325570
If your gf is a ten thats a no even if she swallows or deepthroats m8

>>676324926
To keep letting the woman who was not my wife continue to give me amazing blowjobs.

not killing myself

>>676325691
Make honey mustard, nigga. Shits way better than ketchup

>>676329760
>underrated post

>>676324926
Falling in love

Called my girlfriend back after she hung up because I was feeling a bit needy. She broke up with me because of it.

I chose salad over soup

>>676326876
Tldr

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Coming back home after vacation. I should've just said fuck that and everyone back home, and stayed out there. I would've had a place to stay for free and gotten a job out there by now, but instead I came back to my regular joke of a life.

deciding to still come here knowing that all the great op's are all gone and this board is only edgy teens who think suffering is okay and that people don't mean shit. i miss the days when you could have a serious conversation and people respected the thread....that was sooo long ago.

>>676324926
I once took on a job that ruined my healt in 14 months...

I have asbestos in my lungs and I'll never run more than 50 yards without dying

>>676325268
spooky

>>676324926
Watch porn

>>676324926
not killing myself

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>>676325691
Ketchup and chicken tenders?
What are you, 8.

>>676330246
That's what happens when these newfags start a shitpost then abandon it within minutes.

MY LIFE TRULY ENDED WHEN I SAW THE LIGHTS OF THE TRAIN IN FRONT OF ME AND WAS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO LET IT HIT ME

I may have killed someone back in '06 by dragging a trailer that had a boat on it in the middle of the street as a prank intended to work as a road block at 2 AM in Bangor, ME. A car hit it going about 60. I think about it almost every day. I never found out the condition of the driver, or even if there were more people in the car. I was so fucking stupid.

Having someone i dont like as my gf.

Accepting a job position I knew I would not like it working with people that I knew I would not like just for the money. Now I am miserable and I hate my job

>>676330622
That's fucking rough bro. I hope you can find a way to deal with that.

>>676330622
I just stood there in a field across the street and watched as they drove into it. I was terrified and ran as cops started filing the streets. I don't know how i got home, let alone away with it

Being homeschooled.

>>676325691
congratulations you not only disappointed your family but youve disappointed me, now i will never love you

>>676330300
What job

>>676330540
It's a Meme, you dope.

>>676331109
So let's say all in the car survived and you found out. Would an anonymous apology help you tortured soul?

>>676330190
Kill yourself

Not accepting the offer to join witness protection.

>>676324926
1. getting a PhD in hilosophy
2. encouraging my wife to fuck my best friend while i watched


serious about both, but maybe not for reasons you would think

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i rejected her

Getting married

>>676331691
Idk, just wish i had never done it. Guess it would be a start

>>676331829
Do tell.

>>676331955
Unreject her now you dumb nigger

>>676324926
Turning down every girl that ever liked me because I was too shy. Even when they come straight out and said they wanna fuck.

>>676331829
What do you do with a phd in philosophyother than teach philosophy?

>>676332106
can't
shes married now

>>676332016

1. did an ungergrad degree in astrophysics at princeton, then won an award to study at oxford for two years and did philosophy. i loved it and went to a great phd program. but the area i work in is obscure, and the job market bad, so i get a job at a not great public university teaching, and it is not in the best place to live. so i am making far less than i could have made if i went into a different field (i could have done anything really), and working a shit ton of hours a week, and hate where i live.

2. my wife and i are fine but my best friend got weird and it ruined his and mine relationship

>>676332227
i do teach

>>676332260
Encourage her to have an affair with you

I'd have to say 4chan fucked it all up for me the hardest, ya dicks.

>>676332319
I understand that that is an option, i actually want to kniw if there are any jobs aside from teaching, and if not, why would somebody want to dedicate their lives to it?

bought mint sauce instead of mint jelly once, fuckin nowhere the same.

>>676331829
Explain no 2

>>676332395
can't
i live by own code: never mess with married women

>>676332516
i mean it is a professional degree that gets you ready to teach and do research on philosophy in a univeristy. that's what everyone does it for. but people do turn it into jobs in finance, computer science, intelligence and other areas.

>>676332582
>>676332283

telling my dad about when I jerked it while having our dog lick my dick

Sounds kind of funny and stupid, I know.

But when I was about to tell him, In the moment I was really opposed to it, but he kept saying how nothing I could say would stop him from loving me, etc. And how I'd only understand when I have kids. And he may have been right about it not stopping him from loving me, but I think it stopped him from looking at me the same way.

I just don't feel comfortable around him anymore. Because after I told him, I thought he would tell mom about it and then we'd all talk about it together but he never brought it up again. And I didn't ask her if he told her. So now I don't know if she knows. But I'm not going to bring it up again.

Sounds stupid that the worst decision was telling my dad about what I did, rather than the act itself, right? Yeah. I know. But this happening has made some things apparent to me that I don't think I wish were made apparent. Just makes me feel like the only place I thought I belonged isn't a place I belong.

I used to drag tree branches out on the main road when trucks went passed. Loved the noise it made
Some bitch decided to run out and move them then yell at me.
Timed it so I would get r done just before the truck got to it. Stupid Bitch ran out after me. Truck tried to stop but too late.
I watched her as she got mangled under truck tires and her brains splattered everywhere. I would have taken photos but we didn't have phones back then

>>676332705
that's a good code, anon. I'm proud of you.

>>676324926
Not growing my penis a few extra inches before the end of my growing days.

Being born

JAG JOINADE JK DU VET VAD JAG MENAR JAKOB FAN, DU MED RYSSEN <3

>>676324926
not choking him out

Not fucking that saucy underage girl at that party when I was already dating someone else.

Quitting my first job, I'd be a captain on a cruiseship smoking all the meth I wanted by now

>>676324926
who is she

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Not realizing how precious life is.

>>676331966
This....also checked!

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>>676324926
a tattoo when i was 17, it completely ruined my life
>33 now

I cant take my shirt in public, kinda destroyed my sex life/self steem, I cant even go to fucking swim and im a scuba diver, FFS :(

>>676331684
*dip

>>676324926
I started working for the family business fresh out of highschool.

This shit has cost me so much over the last ten years. Friends, freedom to make dumb ass choices people make in the late teens early twenties, money, my credit.

I'd love to start over completely, but I'm almost 30 now and the idea of starting from square one is terrible to me. I feel like I've wasted my twenties trying to get a head start on life. And I hate myself and my life for it.

>>676332002

What month, and if you can, where? I'll find out for you anon.

>>676334812
What is the tattoo anon?

>>676334812
Jeez, I've seen some horrid tats but nothing described like that? What even is it?

Like, can't you just get it removed?

>>676330300
same here man, except my joints and back are completely fuck.

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>friend has tickets to meet my favorite band
>say no, have to go out of town to see dying aunt
>pass on concert
>friend meets favorite band
>has drinks with the female bass player
>aunt gets too sick to travel
>cancels visit
>my fucking god damn cock sucking shit blasted face when

i hate old people

>>676334930
I started my life over at age 30....divorce, school, etc etc, and now I'm 34 got a good job and am happier than I have ever been. 30 is definitely not to late to start over, you've got this anon!

>>676334812
post a pic of it

>>676335064
like an evil, demon-witch thing. I forgot to mention one day I even sandblasted it a little, cause im SO frustrated and despererate.
>fucking sandblasted it

>>676335117
>Like, can't you just get it removed?
Im very very poor, so cant laser it off....
see >>676335456

>>676335292
nope

>>676335456

I'm pretty sure you can get it removed anon, or just have something overlaid onto it to make it look like anything else.

Even if you are poor, if the thing is ruining your life save up a little money to make your life not shitty anymore. Really man.

>>676335456
Mate that doesn't even sound bad? My manager at work has a cartoon mouse taking a piss tattooed on his chest, he admits it's shit but other than that he doesn't care and walks around shirtless on the beach all the time. It's just ink man, fuck I even have a mate who blacked out his whole arm and regrets it a bit but doesn't care that much.

>>676335235
Edgy. Meeting a band in person isn't all that great

>>676335023
Some time during summer, maybe autumn, possible it happened in 05, i tried to look it up. It was on union st

>>676335815
i realize that, but it's literally the only group i'd want to meet aside from Ozzy Osbourne

like ive been following this band for almost a decade since they got started and ive always wanted to meet them in person.

i know it's not that big of a thing but fuck me i was pretty fucking annoyed about it. i had the tickets IN MY FUCKING HAND FUCK

>>676326776
>resurrected as ghost
>put more mini corn dogs in the oven
>they come out perfectly
>i have no taste buds on the physical plane
>commit ghost suicide

>>676325029
Yep

>>676335815
Yeah. It's usually awkward af.

>>676335241
Way to go man. It's not that I think it's impossible, just,...scary as hell as I'm sure you know. I'm lucky that I don't have any kids because that would make starting over even harder.

The only thing really holding me back is my lack of direction. Where to go from here and what would I want to really devote myself to.

30 may not be too late, but the clock is ticking.

>>676335678
I think 99% of tattoos are shit... idk, i dont even know if i want another tattoo!! if i could choose, id just have no tattoos.
I totally regret.

I'd only get one by specific tattoos artists i consider gods of the art

so my only option is to laser it off or keep being miserable, i guess

>>676335733
i hate it. i absolutely hate it, dont like looking at it.
Its not only badly drawn,,, like a prison tattoo. Its also so evil

Plus, i also have scars from trying to remove it with the sandpaper

>>676325570
You made a good call man.
I pretty much cheated on every girl I've been with up until i was 22

>>676325570
dude you fucked up so bad.

You know you should've stopped at mcdonalds, went to the bathroom rubbed one out and then u wouldn't ever let that pig touch you.

You're a beta mate :(

I fucking left the raw toast in the toaster for one minute too long.
Now I have nigger toast.

>>676330061
What a shitty "reason to break up. Almost completely sure there was another reason.
Dodged a bullet

not continuing to fuck my little sister. She pissed me off and I lost my temper and ruined it. If I'd of just shut up... Fuck.

>>676337065
>raw toast

Назвал батю лысым.

>>676332983
As a father and a husband I promise your dad never told your mom and never will.

>>676337065
Y... You mean bread?

>>676326876
>This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion

The most blatantly false statement I'v ever seen posted.

>>676337681
No

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Not doing the things that i really want to do.

"/b/,what could that mean? Looks interesting, think I'll browse around a bit..."

>>676337684
>falling for stale pasta
Smh fam

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>>676324926
Attending a nigger and spick filled shithole called CSULA because I wanted to study in their film program. I got accepted to a way better private college and I kicked myself for not going with it every single day as I sat in class surrounded by muds and coons. Still, I eventually corrected this mistake by transferring to an even better private school than the first one I was accepted to.

/b/'s hero Ben Shapiro recently gave a speech on campus at CSULA and it literally incited a riot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo6uBBmpS9I

>>676337753
This.

But what stops you anon?

>>676332983
why the fuck did you tell him? it's not like the dog was gonna snitch on you.

when i was about 14 my dad found a shitload of rape and incest porn on my internet history. he treated me with abject disgust for about 2 years afterwards.

>>676334930
I'm 38 i've 'started over' at least twice already.
Just do it.

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>>676324926
Giving that dumb puerto rican I used to date a creampie.

I mean.... she was definitely on the pill, but what if she wasn't? Yikes.

drugged and raped a woman i hated, her husband must think the baby is his but she doesn't remember lol

Not studying when I was suppose to be

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>>676338400
The question was what's the worst decision you've ever made, not the decision we should all line up to high five you for.

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>>676325570
shit fucking happens. if your gf really was a 10/10 it's only a matter of time till she was gone anyway. at 19 you really think you're gonna spend the rest of your life with a chick that no doubt has all kinds of men throwing themselves at her on the daily?

my biggest regret is not sticking to my guns when i broke up with my gf and letting her guilt me into taking her back. now we live together and we have a puppy and she wants to get pregnant. she's successfully cut off every part of my social life without her, bit by bit.

when i think of all the pussy i turned down to be faithful to her, whether it be tight young teens or drunk slutty fat chicks, i feel anger and bitterness.

you're better off m80

>>676336273
Once u can make that first step and get by the whole "Holy shit....my whole fucking life is changing and everything I've worked for and wasted the past 10yrs of my life on is going to change...." step it's pretty much smooth sailing from there....just sit back...make a plan and go for it! Time goes by to fast, you can do it anon!

>>676337924
The money, And the will

>>676335456
At least it's not ICP clown sleeves like a good friend of mine has, lololol! He went through some edgy ICP teen phase in the 90's....got all these ICP clown faces at tattoo house parties...I mean these tattoos r the definition of white trailer trash, so at least be grateful ur arms aren't covered in huge ICP clown faces, oh and the characters from south park

>>676339241
LOL
he likes them tho?
were they made by a good artist?

And yes, at least i can cover *part of my tattoo with shirts, which btw,try to use one size bigger.

But still completely self-ruined my life.

>>676338024
eh. I had been in a long depression slump. Still am, but my parents had just confronted me about it, asking me if I was depressed/did something happen, etc. They were going to make me either see a priest or a therapist. I didn't want to see a therapist because I know that shit is just going to be a waste of time and we all know how retarded seeing a priest would be (they're conservative/traditional christians). Plus he told me we weren't going inside until I told him what was up and we were sitting in my jeep. I'm not going to just fight the guy.

>>676337663
that makes me feel a bit better, thanks