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Femanon here

This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.

93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
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>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length

Bullshit. That can't be right.
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>>676315578
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
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>>676315614
shit.. it says scientific in the file name.. she got us.
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>>676315916
feel free to Google the studies cited on the bottom of the chart
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I've got a 6 inch pencil dick and never had a problem, stay salty niggas
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>>676315545
Thank you femanon, I do in fact have a low self-esteem. This helps
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>>676315545
Hi Jessica
How I wish I can marry your cute little face :^)
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>>676315545
do u hav a bf?
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>>676316315
Falling in love at first sight is very feminine behavior. We find this behavior very unattractive.

We want guys who can control their emotions, because guys who can control their emotions will be more likely to not panic during times of emergency and thus, have an increased likelihood of survivability. Our attraction to stoic men is instinctive.

If you would fall in love so easily, then what is that love worth?
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I dunno whether OP is actually a chick, also Jessica is my exes name, so fuck you for that.

My dick is 6.5 inches in length and has a 7.5 inch girth. I'm happy with it but porn does sometimes have me thinking "I wonder what it'd be like to have a massive cock"

Meh. I'm skinny so whenever I pull my dick out the surprise kinda turns me on.
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Dog here.

This is your daily reminder that Dolan is harmful.
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>>676317075
>7.5 inch girth
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>>676317075
>7.5 inch girth

your measuring system is wrong, if you fucked up the length in the same way you fucked up the girth then you're about 5 inches length
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>>676316818
hmm... Maybe we should become friend first
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>>676317246
Okay. Please tell me the correct way to measure cock.
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>>676317607
ask your dad to hold it and then you can use a tape measure to accurately measure it from bone press to tip
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>>676317772
Fuck, you think this is my first time measuring dick?
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If the old men in the local golds gym prove anything, it's that you're wrong.
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>>676317285
Femanon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.
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>>676318343
this is fucking scary oml
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>>676318343
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>>676315545
This
Holyshit this.

Fapping to weird shit too.

Might make it hard to get rock solid when it matters.
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>>676318644
it happens way too often

I've fallen for it so many times, started realizing it more recently though - cutting off contact is one simple fix, as long as you are able to resist replying to their messages they send when they are feeling low and need attention 'from that guy who always gives it'
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guys stop being so beta
making all us /b/ros look like fuck boys
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>>676315545
tit or gtfo
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>>676318343
It's not always about sex you feminist bitch
If it's love in first sight, the first thing i would appreciate is her face. Not focusing on body or desire for lust. But I would want to french kiss her endlessly and makeout, something light except sex. Until I realized she's the right one for my life, I would marry her.

Holy shit i bet you're a fat feminist or some gypsy American bitch that I would love to get rid of in my adventure of finding white women.
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>>676318807
Good way to flip the tables yet again if you can notice it's happening.
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>>676318807
kinda glad I'm not looking for a relationship atm if this is the kinda shit femannos pull
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>>676315578

...For a second there I thought you weren't trolling.
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Reverse image search you retards, propably a 3 inch male faggot
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>>676317285
>>676316315
>>676319018
please stop showing us your face c:
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>>676318343

You might have some talent for storywriting

And yeah most guys are as stupid as their dick. This one just wishes you to find someone a tad clever that will fuck you up as well, y'know, just for the laughs.
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>>676319182
I get it. You don't dig Asian male
tho i'm not alpha
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>>676319035
you just gotta stop putting/thinking about them on a pedestal

think of it like this: how many guys only talk to girls for the reason of sex?

now flip that for girls: how many girls only talk to guys for a certain reason? e.g attention

it's a vague comparison but you just have to figure out what they want from you and what you want from them, if you're not getting what you want then you need to END IT and move the fuck on and find a girl that will give you want
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>>676318343
Fake and gay.
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>>676315545
7+ inch dicks are why anal exists bitch, bite he fucking pillow.
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>>676319378
asian man i rike you, each one of your photos make me raff out roud
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>>676316315
>>676317285
>>676319018

I think the average would be much higher if you removed Asians from the case study.
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>>676319378
fk off chink
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>>676319378
no dude youre just making me cringe
get some braces and a comb
>>676319421
thanks for the advice man, your right girls are human to, not gods
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>>676319548
And if we remove niggers it would be much lower, therefore it's fine to keep em in the statistics.
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>>676315545
well im kinda big and it dont like this thread
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>>676319667
>>676319696
>>676319766
do you think niggers are better than me
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>>676319378
Fuck you dink
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>>676315614
sorry guys, but what does fat pad mean? I guess I understand which area they mean, but does it mean they pushed in the fat while measuring?
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>>676319958
lol dink
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>>676319958
i think coat hanger abortions are better than you
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>>676319958
Nigger lip alert
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>>676320083
show your face faggots
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>>676319378
kek. you're alright, chinanon
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>>676319958
Not exactly. Even if they are not the showrunners of mankind like white folk, at least asians have the intellectual potential for living in complex societies. Actually you asians are decent human beings.
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Fuck sake Femanon you've just triggered my cock now he's self conscious about his size and won't come back up :( down with this hate!
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>>676319958
http://xhamster.com/movies/5195998/petite_teen_blonde_interracial_gangbang.html?from=video_related
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>>676315545
<3 thank you for this, hate being insecure and I do think porn had something to do with it. Please give me tips on how to seduce women that would be appreciated
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>>676320230

everyone knows women are only in it for the dank puppers.
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>>676320230
im not alpha either but at least i care about how i look
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>>676320310
no... I never watch Piper Perry because she's nasty as fuck
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>>676320422
>samefag
>inb4 one anon or OP is fucking with me
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>>676320438
>never watch Piper Perry
>recognizes her instantly
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>>676320324
Be a man? Not a pussy man. Like a real man for a change.
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>>676320543
no shit of course I know her I came on one of her work but then I found out she's truly disgusting so I stopped watching
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>>676315545
i'd like to fuck your corpse in the ass with my 6 inch dick
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>>676320518
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Every woman I have ever put my penis in tells me I can slam them as hard as I want. I just barely hit bottom and the banging really gets their labia and clit worked up without the pain of getting their cervix pummeled to distract them. One woman allowed me to fuck her until my dick refused to work anymore. I put a vibrating cock ring on halfway through and she said shit that would make a logger blush in her ecstacy.
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>>676320310
Pornography ruined the attention whore market. Attention is now so hard to cum by, and get, its basically a luxury. There used to be plenty of it, when the drug addicted monkeys, rivaled for just a glance. Not toadday - why even ask for time and tits, if both is available in a surplus.
Femanen here- and nobody really cares. So yes, pornography is harmful, if you are a harmful person, relying on other as your personal servant. Mary your dog, and have a quiet lonely live, femanon. Also tits.
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>>676320266
So niggers aren't decent human beings.
What about spics? Do you think they're better than us
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>>676315614
am i really in the top 99.2% of girths
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>>676321157
its the internet no one believes you no need for bragging about anything
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>>676320422
so you care where you look like a raging homosexual or not?
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>>676321404
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>676315545
i got none of that from watching massive amounts of porn. whats the biggest dick youve had in you OP?
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>>676320765
Tell us how big you are dummie
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>>676321000
how about you both just fucking die, your negative vibes are killing my boner
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>>676321491
yeah, nice one fam havent seen that one yet -_-
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>>676321000

Goddammit, we should have nuked your people AT LEAST TWICE..... slope.

Ohhh wait.... we did.....

So.... how is it you're alive again?
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>>676321404
if i get hard ill take pic and post
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>>676321574

Different anon. Are you fucking retarded? Of course you've seen it, it's a bloody copypasta you autistic faggot. Not everything is fucking handcrafted for you, dipshit.
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>>676321579
I'm a Chinese not filthy Japs
plz kill yourself
>>676321556
no you DIE
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>>676321000
Look you idiot since I'm white I don't give a flying fuck since my race is clearly on the top.
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>>676321583
i honestly dont care for your dick keep it to yourself faggot
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>>676316818
if you want to sound like a woman, don't try to talk like this

>will be more likely to not panic during times of emergency and thus, have an increased likelihood of survivability

itąs way too obvious, mang
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>>676321751
i have seen it like 1000 times its not funny so why do people keep posting that in every fucking situation they can fit it in?
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NOPE youre getting a time stamped cock because you said shit
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my existence is misery. i want to hurt you.
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>>676321861
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
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>>676320422
thats some nice testosterone pills
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>>676321801
will you shoot me in the fucking head?
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>>676321801
Why do Chinese always look like their skin is somewhat dirty compared with Japs? Maybe you are the niggers of asians territory.
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>>676316818
Geez, such blanket statements about women... it only takes one quick look to find women have very a very varied taste in men, natural inclinations be damned.
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>>676322104
We don't use the tool your ancestor have invented. Killing people with religious curse is what we do
If you've seen that picture of me doing weird gesture then you're already cursed
Good luck with dying in few years

>>676322127
>implying chinese are niggers of Asians territory
No it's the vietnamese, laos, thai, malaysian
their skin is darker and dirtier, we just look extremely yellow
Because they're making money off Japanese porn, if they don't look good who the fuck would watch them. You would find the difference between boning a normal Japanese civilian and a pornstar
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>>676315545

I'm a solid 8/10 and happy about it.
Have a 7/10 GF with a 10/10 ass (I'm an ass man).

My dick's never been an issue (too much girth for a couple of girls in the past but I guess we were young and dumb and they'd love it now).

If I can be like this, so can any other /b/tard. Don't judge us by the occasional shut-in retard.
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why do you care? it's not like girls enjoy sex anyways.
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>>676318343
I'm a clever narcissistic bastard I wouldn't let U pull this shit on me Lol.try me fucker
Master cuck
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>>676322612
uh...thanks. i'm sure the curses will be very useful in wartime....
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>>676322742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UrO4fQ9ymS
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>>676315545
SO by what you are saying miss femanon is that by watching porn for so many years i have become un-confident?
>be me 12
>Get home from skool
>Feel the need to splooge
>Grab plush spongebob
>cut hole in space between noodle legs
>find the most hardcore bdsm
>turns me on no clue why
>show that square fuck what it feels like to have my pecker in his bikini bottom
>hear garage door start to open
>idgaf
>confident
>"anon help me with the groceries"
>mom comes in without knocking
>sees me going to fucking town on doddlebob
>screams
>look at her with a grim face
>keep going
>finish 10 minutes later
>do this every day for about 2 months
>threw squarepants away
>left bedroom door open sometimes
Because im fucking confident you god damn whale tard
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>>676319378
I.have respect for U bro U got Mega guts U have snapchat?
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>>676322229
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umm
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>>676322612
you got a facebook asian bro?
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>>676315545
How can we know ur a femanon, there is no timestamp
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>>676323130
colaudalton

hope you're not a faggot spaming dick pics
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>>676322612
write "granny's peach tea" on a piece of paper to verify yourself
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>>676323259
Click the arrows next to the post number -> image search-> searcher of your choosing.
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>>676323344
timestamp faggot
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>>676323344
please don't shoot up my college
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>>676323412
>>676323516
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>>676321491
>clearly just said no one cares
>mentions he's in the seals anyways
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>>676323580
too bad
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>>676323610
new fag
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>>676323599
no facebook then? this is someone else.
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When I was a ''teen girl'', my femanon friends & I LOVED fucking; anywhere any time any WAY. >>676322729 And now we are 30 year old women we still ENJOY Licking each other's bush with hours of breast play on lazy Saturday mornings.
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>>676323599
kek it really is him.

you are a disgrace to your famirry
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>>676323599
hahahahhaha
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>>676323344
Bro.....Lol not even just like having cool people on my snapchat I'll add U now
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>>676315545
7" penis here. I'm more of a man than 93.4% of the manlets in here. You want to fuck me, don't you.
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what is life
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>>676323675
Prove it cuck
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>>676323780
it's bullshit. facebook now?
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>>676323780
bet you have a tiny winy dicklette
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>>676323780
>>676323412
How do we know this wasn't planned? time stamp is the only way to be sure.
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>>676323728
>>676323878
I'm in depressed mode anyway
here's my fb
facebookdotcomslashclaude.l.dats
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>>676323737
this is not the problem, we all know this. the thing is: ¿WHY YOU ALL GET SO MUCH TROUBLE WHIT FUCKING?
why not just fuck...
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U guys the Asian kid has more balls then U faggots U can't even show ur Damn faces and your flaming him. Scum of the fuckin earth
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>>676323908
I'm the one who asked for granny's peach tea, so I think its real
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>>676323996
so being stupid means having more balls?

please prove me wrong and post yours if you think so
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>>676324020
wut ist dist!
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femanon here
you all talking bullshit
girls love kinky stuff just don't be afraid talking with us about you sexual desires
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>>676323983
thanks bro. and welcome to the depressed club
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>>676324020
stare contest
i challenged myself and won on the 3rd day
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>>676324087
Nah I have some pretty big balls but I'm not gonna do it though fuck U bruh. Wouldn't prove anything.
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>>676324020
sheesh those eyes
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>>676324149
1.- you slut
2.- you lier
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>>676320518
C n here i thought u were OP
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>>676316818
it would be way easier for us men, if all females would think like this or in a similar way. unfortunately it differs from one bitch to another and you have to decide, wether you use the beta- or the macho-way
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>>676315545

tits
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>>676316315
Added U Bro Bro Bro
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>>676324258
shut up faggot
i'm not a slut...
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>>676324317
bros before hoes
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>>676324375
u love dick, you are not a normal girl. you are nasty
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>>676320838
kek
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>>676324444
>checked.
nobody follow that rule. only the ones who cant get pussy follow it
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>>676324444
C H E C K E D
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E
C
K
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>>676324507
Kek'd hard
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>>676316818
nice b8 m8
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>>676324375
Hey m'lady
Can I see your face? ;^)
>>676324231
I can't even stare at her eyes
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>>676324673
Your so late
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>>676324619
Kek'd even harder
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>>676324750
>I can't even stare at her eyes
beta faggot
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>>676324020

Is that male or female?
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>>676324750
>Can I see your face? ;^)
sure
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>>676315545
I like you.
Don't show tits.
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>>676324780
Kek'd to the Max
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>>676324240
haha most shameless pussout ever bro, keep it real
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>>676324982
show me your man boobs
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>>676324932
10/10 NOT YOU
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>>676324130
Man, you're a fucking legend haha.

Have a pic of the ex, dunno why, felt like posting her.
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>>676324932
timestamp
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>>676316818
Idiot detected, you clearly never went outside your house so shut the fuck up.
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>>676325007
Kek'd all the keks
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>>676324932
Nice try
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I still get my girl off. 4.5 inches does the trick. As long as she is happy, Its all good
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>>676318343
>I gave this guy a free lap dance 3 times, and now he likes to hang out and stare at my body the same way he stares at the porn on his computer cause thats all i am, one step above porn.

>I could have had a some caring loving boyfriend to support me life. (probably by himself since im to much of a lazy cunt to work and need to exploit others to get by) but nope! Instead now I get to be softcore porn for this one guy who i shower with attention.
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>>676315545

shut up men must be athletic and have a big cock. It's not objectifying if it's about men.

>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
cmon that's not true right? Mine is over 7 and still insecure.. how do you explain that bitch?
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>>676324020
If girl; would fuck
sause?
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>>676325186
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>>676315545
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
http://theurl.co/tor
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>>676325174
implying i would show my face on a site like this
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>>676315545
Im fkin confident about my penis and my sexskills, and im a fkin virgin, I know when the time will come "Ill rock her world", what Im not confident about is my future, my lifeplan, my
intelligence etc... how can I be confident with something that will maybe be a failure... and yes, I watch porn all day, masturbate 4-7 times per day. How can I go out there to the girls I like and be confident when I know Im looser. Oh I nearly forget... tits or GTFO!!!
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>>676324149
u have no proof of 'femanon here'
proof or stfu
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>>676325149
Give up I KIK'D TO INFINITE
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>>676325432
why do you post pictures like this
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>>676325432
oh this b8 was delicious
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>>676325432
How old are you?
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>>676325560
Fuck off, I kek'd beyond infinite
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>>676325038
WUT?
anon r u on drugs?
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>>676325413
>implying
>implying
>implying
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>>676325560
Kek'd +1
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>>676325413
newfag
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>>676325912
Right
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>>676325309
I want my fucking thread back
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>>676325413
Wut about u in bra + timestamp? Id say thats a fair compramize, we need proof of ur femanon-ness
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>>676325413
why lie at the first place? either way, you're a pussy bitch
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>>676325912
i show you
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>>676325604
glad to illuminate you
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>>676325979
and the glasses?
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>>676318343
this just made me hate women for every time ive just been my nice self then developed feelings for them down the road then been shot down when i xpress myself.

fuck you bitch.
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>>676325094
mmmhmm
moar?
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>>676325753
>>676325828
Beating all of U kek'erz
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>>676325979
your thread, hory shet
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>>676325746
19
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>>676326051
make one for me
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>>676315545
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>>676326013
actually you're wrong
people asked me on my expertise as a femanon about this topic
therefore no timestamp necessary
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>>676326113
why your hands are wet? are you cleaning the dishes for your owner?
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>>676318343
This pasta could be made much more believable, but I'm sure it has happened somewhere and I know the kind of guy that could easily be used like this. If it happens to you you deserve it.

>>676325248
this tho
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>>676326116
I could fucking destroy you you fucking faggot.
Heil Hitler
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>>676326284
oh THAT
You know it
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>>676326274
Humm, point noted
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>>676319378
>monolid
Inferior asian m8.
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What if i just dont care 4 a relationship b/c im content with being by myself until i can support another human?

How does that fair?
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>>676326243
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>>676318343
Fake. This is a guy
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>>676326696
ABANDONED THREAD
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>>676326496
show your face cuck
I'm only halfway mono
>>676326586
I expected you'd horizon the image
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>>676326274
>posted pic and said "sure" something like that
>pic was a lie
>but there's nothing's wrong with that, and people who point fingers at you are wrong.
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>>676326913
I'm not sure how you Caucasians, African americans, Mexicans think of him, but in Asian standards, he sure is fugly. (Asian myself)
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>>676327172
CHING CHONG YACKIE CHAN
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What if im just not interesting/only interested in science/politics/economics/tech? What common ground is there to talk about to wemon?
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>>676327172
Hes a dude, i dont care
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>>676326939
and you think this is a problem ?
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>>676327554
White
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>>676327172
>Asian standards
Say to a guy that just woke up and look like a mess. I'm sure I look a lot better if you see me irl
You can't judge a person's look in an image either you little Asian bitch. it's just I didn't give myself a haircut for a month and everything been shit lately
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>>676315545
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>>676327940
oh, I'm sorry, do you need to put on some make up and wear a dress too?
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Hmm. I only started watching porn at 22, 23, because it wasn't really available easily before then. Internet was still relatively in its infancy, search engines were shit, most of what little I found was like 30 second snippets of sex from kazaa.

Then I actually had sex, and my gf at the time was a bit of a slut and a nympho, and she was happy enough with my performance. 8 year wait between her and the next one, because hell, I wasn't interested in 16-18 yr olds. Next one I'd seen a lot of porn, but nothing really in my technique had changed.
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b.s

i have masturbated to 4chan porn every day since i was 13
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>>676326913
>>676327172
Eh. I'm a straight guy. I don't think he looks that bad.

>>676328150
Part 2... shit, that got cut down a lot.
What I did find had changed was now I had a girlfriend who either didn't like sex at all, or didn't like it with me. Foreplay was almost non-existant - from when I'd start touching her to when she'd push my hand away and explain no man had ever been able to get her off, before rubbing one out to the quietest orgasms I've ever seen, was about thirty seconds - on the few occasions I managed to fend her off a few more seconds she'd start writhing and actually moaning, so I think that was all bullshit.

The sex was also completely unsatisfying. She wouldn't move. I got her on top once... which she thought she was awesome at... and she still barely moved. It was like fucking a doll that smelt, and happened once every 2-3 weeks (not one night, *once*, even on weeks I spent more than one night) because otherwise she'd put her hips out, etc. The actual sex would go for a few minutes and then I'd start getting told, "my hips are going to pop out in 5 minutes, 2 minutes, etc." Least sexy thing ever.

She was completely uninterested in sex but kept lying that she was. Eh. First sex in 8 years, I wasn't going to call her on it.
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>>676315545
Idk man, my junk isn't cut but it kinda looks like the porn ones.
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Alright fuckers check this shit out. Femanon here has discovered clever way of dropping insight in trade of more attention. Simple fact of the matter is. Women are anti everything. They will make a concious decision to well nothing really. They lack basic interest for most fine arts. They pine for attention but dont want it. They really amount to little more than a fuck doll. Take a woman to see a mind bending flick and watch what happens. She is lost. She knows homeboy is doing this but not what led to his actions. Show her quality music. Same concept. Watch her flip through hundreds of projects not completing a damn one and finally end up just bedraggled and frustrated because nothing ever goes the way it should. How many times have i seen a man say well i think im gonna build a custom machine and actually do it.while the woman has stopped all work on being a mechanic a doctor or artist and went straight to writing articles for a website or some stereotype female work like hostess or secretary. They dont know jackshit about what they want. However if there is an advantage they csn gain from you they will sure as hell exploit it. The era never changes this fact either. You know what i do? I try to fuck them. Straight forward as hell. Lets go to a party or walk around fuckin with people getting steadily more shitfaced as we go and if we survive long enough im fickin you on the couch the table the tv maybe even the vaccumn cleaner. No i dont give a shit what your friends wanna do. Come hang out live it up. Or you could always chill out with your contrast girl wonderin what if.
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>>676328313
part 3...
She started looking to buy a house right after we started going out. Couple of months in she slipped up like I thought she would and admitted without thinking she wanted my income to pay for her to buy a bigger house than she could afford. She took it back as soon as she'd said it, but the sex died pretty much right after and then the relationship a while after that.

A couple of years later we were talking about something and she said I didn't see good opportunities and take them when they came up. We were talking about work, but she was meaning her. I just laughed. Sex is kind of important to me, so a woman who hated having sex, even if it was only just with me? Hell no. I'm not buying a house with that. I'm not going into any of that. Give me the cheating diseased whore any day of the week. Before my dick drops off, I'll be sure to have some fun with someone who enjoys it.

tl;dr - porn doesn't do shit to your sex life.

Although hmm. I tell a lie. I used to think vaginas were fucking ugly. First girl I slept with, with her 16 months, saw her naked every day, actually looked between her legs maybe 3, 4 times after we'd had sex because that was about the only time she was fully on display. Ugh. Watching porn since then, since it's become much easier to find, has tuned me to turn that disgust to sometimes enjoying looking at someone's pussy.
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>>676315545
You are not wrong, but being insecure about sexual performance is just the start of it. There are far worse consequences of watching porn every day like increased risk of depression, problems with memory, lack of focus and even stunting physical growth (height) if you start watching when young.
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>>676328432
monetise there vagina
this is the reason why woman make such a fuzz over rape.
Just think about it if you got raped its to be as beaten up not pleasant but not that much of a big deal
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Tfw you have 7.5 inches
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>>676316315
go find a chink chan to troll, yellow boy.
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Gorilla moon
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>>676328992
kek perfect filename
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>>676318343
>>676316818
>>676315545
How much fucking time does this guy have?
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>>676329005
Sigh. This is going to be a guy, isn't it?

Oh well. If I can get off to a guy in a dress on youtube, I can get off to this.
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>>676326376
lmao, you should have said "I fingered your mom bitch"
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>>676315545
timestamp or gtfo
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>>676329081
Sad part is idk either...i really want to know so i can have my files organized properly
>>676329202
OPs gone, its this thread now
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>>676315545
Meh, you'd have to be a complete moron to consider pornograhy an accurate depiction of real life, in the same way an idiot would consider television an accurate depiction of real life.

I wouldn't call it harmful.

Also why does that asian idiot keep posting his ugly mug.
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