>>676314032
>aim for the head
>tap
>dont hit head for gay ass reasons
>get killed

>tutorial tips that never stop coming

I hate that u blatantly ripped this off some popular tumblr meme word for word with the same pic

>>676314032
Call of Duty is a example

>rock/ledge/bit of ground sticking up must walk around

>vehicle path is just slightly narrow too narrow for car, must find new way

>enemy has perfect aim, your shot goes wide even though you have enemy dead center

>>676314032
Unbalance in general

>>676314617


>being this new

>too new to turn off tutorials in menu


Newfag

Checkpoints being fifteen minutes apart

>>676314032
>play any year of fifa
>DOESNT FUCKING PASS THE BALL WHERE I WANTED IT TO
>lose by one goal in the closing minutes

>>676314032
>unskippable cutscenes.

Especially if you have to repeat a part and it plays again

>>676314650
>u
Underage b&

>>676315081
Jak 2

>buy the season pass for the other half of the game

>>676314650
So in other words you browse tumblr

>>676315550
fucking this

>>676315081
Kek pussy

>>676314032
How about NPCs that walk slower than your walking speed, and there's no way you can slow yourself down?
>Hitman

>That healer in EVERY RPG that gets fucking killed in one hit.

>>676315550


Oh you want 100% completion? Buy the DLC

>>676315716


No ammo, no health, enemy looks at you. Back to checkpoint with you

>>676316012
You need to tell the men to conserve resources.
The marine corps teaches that.

when these street fighter v faggots rage quit almost every time i win with a super

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>The sound of attacking sounds the same as collision effect

>Awkward Collision sound effects

>>676316202


Sure, fight the zerg rush with a knife and your dick...

Arma 3s FUCKING OPTIMAZATION

>Dead NPC rolls down hill

>Dead NPC keeps rolling

>Dead NPC rolls against laws of physics into the next town and clips into building

>>676316754
>alerts enemies inside building

Games with zero tutorial.


Playing fifteen minutes and thank you here's ten minutes of unskippable opening credits.

>>676315155
>fifa
gtfo normie

When RPG's show the opening cutscene on initial loadup, then show it again after playing 3 minutes into the game.

>>676316849
>zero tutorial
git gud fucking casul

>>676317000
checked

>>676316621
>shit-tier pc

>>676316560
you make it sound like it's difficult
>protip: it's not
it's just you being bad
fucking casual
learn to play

>>676314032
>Bots in Counter Strike
>You run on ahead to complete objective
>Your entire team decides to camp spawn
>Lose

Fuck that shit.

>>676317030


Sure, but how do you play game.

Lol here's enemies, good luck!

>>676314992
>games that force tutorial tips

>>676317244
>bots

when people dont shut the fuck up on rocket league

>DLC

>>676316560
No you fucking idiot, don't go wasting your ammo in the first place. Fucking noob.

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Fucking bound items

>Playing RPG
>Fighting a boss, no one in party has died yet
>Boss has super low health, will die next turn
>Right before killing blow, boss uses heavy attack, 1 shots half my team
>Boss dies, half of my party doesn't get 2 levels worth of XP

>>676317240


Riiight

>>676315555
nice fours

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Frogger 3D. The one where he wears pants. Yeah. All of that.

>>676317413


Hoard comes. Lol noob don't waste ammo

Nigga, this ain't my first rodeo

>>676317475
>cast protect
>cast silence on boss if applicable
>use a fucking tent

untruthful devs. look into neverwinter xbox trade bar shitstorm.

>>676317240

I've been voted the best gamer. So no, it's the games fault not me.

>>676315550
I actually bought DLC for a game that required season pass for the story mode... we need to make a private army against a video game thread Lol and getvthem to notice how pissed we are

>Autosave
>With no regular save option

>>676315327
AMEN

>>676317639
>voted for best gamer
by who?

>invisible fucking walls

final heist on GTA

>fag commits suicide/ gets killed last minute

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>>676317328
Dark Souls kid
>here's a sword
>here's a big fucking demon who will destroy your ass
>go and kill or die like a faggot
THIS is a true game. They only show you how to move around, rest is up to you
and who gives a shit if you can't beat the tutorial demon? No one. If you can't beat the tutorial boss you are literally shit and shouldn't play this game.
Now go back to your Call of Niggers or some Skyrim bullshit kiddo.

>>676317596
Well, it's gonna be your last if you keep noobing around like a little bitch.

>>676317720


Mini boss no save point, you die, back to last checkpoint, nigga

>>676317757


His mum

>>676314032
Assassins creed?

>green text

when you build a house but a creeper explodes it :(

>>676317720

"This game has an autosave feature."

>Frame rate tanks two steps after every enemy kill, little autosave icon flashes in corner of screen

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>Coolest looking armor/weapon is not strong enough
>Or doesn't fit in your build

>>676317639
>voted the best gamer
your moms only vote doesn't count anon

>>676317939
Newfag

>>676314650
Who the the fuck are you talking to? And how old are you? learn to fucking spell.

>>676317804


I like challenge, not full retard like Nigger Souls. I've never gotten my ass handed to me by a skellington, til I played this shit game.

I don't play because I wanna scream like pewdiepie at the tele. I play because it's fun. If the game is so difficult it breaks the flow, then I'm not interested.

>>676317995
Same Lol
<or has to buy DLC for badass powerful armor.

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>Game developpers who are frustrated film directors

>>676317995


kek this


Fucking Skyrim and its shit armor. Oh, but it's specialized armor. Here's 2 gold 3 copper for it.
Fuuuck you

>be me
>wanna playa videogame
>"apparently I paid ~50 bucks for a movie"

>>676318219
>Costs 50-60€
>Game: 10% Movie: 90%
>Totally reasonable price

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>>676318219
Ahhhh
>KOJIMA SAN

>Visual Novels in general

I just...feel like they would have been better off trying to publish it as a book. Even the dumb Ecchi ones.

>>676314485
CS:GO right there

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>>676318119
>implying souls games are hard

>spend hours designing face

>Spend thousands of gold on badass armor and weapons

>later enemies drop OP weapons and amor

>learn how to simply craft badass armor

>Still can't have badass armor and still view badass face

>>676318219


Ching Chong japs and their fucking racism. Just release the fucking game, you slant eyed asshole.

>boss fights

>you're only playing it for the online
>forces to play the first campaign mission

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>>676318119
>Dark Souls
>difficult
Now I know for sure you're really bad. Fucking casul.
Hope you get raped to death by a pack of niggers.

>why don't we Fucking complain about this shit to them on twitter and expose them for all the bullshit I say we do it now

>>676318425


They're not, just fucktarded

>>676318487
Bump

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>>676318470

>>676318487
Amen negro

>>676318487
All praise to the most high

>>676315155
>Fifa
Scrubs need not post in this thread

>Hard mode is too easy

>>676318470


Yeah, I spend all my time in mommy's basement playing games mommy bought, just like you. Stay mad kid

>>676318487
Kek

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>>676318502
yea sometimes

>>676317943
MODS

children screaming into the mic

>>676318119
If you find it that hard you are honestly retarded

>>676318487
Notnyour personal army but sounds good to me man

>>676318445
Fuck you

Here goes my weekend

>UK
>go into local game shop to trade in games for cigarette money
>one guy in front of me finishing transaction
>female employee who wasn't behind the counter asks if she can help, I say no thanks

>a month later
>yesterday
>at pub with m8s
>big guy approached me, says I need to respect women
>I am literally wtfing, no idea who he is
>eventually clear he's female employees girlfriend
>she saw me and sent her goon to discipline me
>"she plays games too you know. Bet she knows more about final fantasy than you do"
>these people are literally crazy so I just try to defuse
>half an hour later, she approaches me and people I'm with all day down
>screaming at me," you know what you did, I'll get you banned from the shop"
>all I did was say " no thanks "

>my turn begins
>let me select a unit
>autoselect a different unit right after
>lol just a delay

>>676318502
you like it when daddy handels his cock to your mouth so you can suck it clean, don't you?

>Now that you've finished most levels, we will offer some of them again with a "hard mode"
>You will get shown the same cut scenes as when you first did them
>Which include characters that have left the game by now
>MGSV

>>676318656
No fuck you

>weapons have to be repaired and worse can only be repaired X times before being useless

it's just such a retarded pseudo difficulty measure

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>>676317943

>>676318487
Dude this should Fucking be spread everywhere

>>676318487
Why hasn't anyone done this yet?!?!?!?

>>676318502
They are, but they are not artificially hard. That's the secreto of the fun within the game

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>>676318541
this guy gets it
>all these casuls

>>676318487
Lets do it!!!!

>>676318487
Too lazy

>>676318739
What's wrong with bosses?

>>676318487
Stop pudding ya dick where it don't belong

Movies like Witcher 3 being given goty gtfo old ass award givers

>>676318745
Amen. Sometimes I just want to grow a bond with muy weapon.

>>676318808


I get that, it just doesn't appeal to me

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>>676318119
This faggot doesn't even praise the sun.

>>676319054
Meh, I get it

>Game asks to go to a location, locate an object

>Arrive at location, there is no object.

>A half hour later, still no object

>Climb to top of building, suicidal from lack of object

>Obect twinkling on ledge at top of building

>>676318745


Oh god, this. Oh yur weapon is almost bork. No repair kit for you! Here's a boss and you have a 1/1 dagger of OP to fight it with.

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>>676318119

>>676319175


Borderlands Claptrap repair kit

>>676317943
>mfw 4chan is overrun by so many 9-year olds to the point i can't tell if this is bait or geniune faggot

>>676318487
/b/ros let's do it
>get on twitter
>complain to the corps
>stop SEASON passes and Dlc
>profit?

>>676318098
He's talking to you, dumbass.
Don't blame him, it's not his fault you're an autistic virgin.

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>>676314032
>cache
>boost team mate
>team mate instantly head-shot by bot with aug
also
>games like D3
>only 1 build really shines
>other 1s lack luster as fuck
>never fixed

>Any web development discussion
>Someone has a brand new idea and just need someone to do a minor job of "all the work"
>CS:GO Gambling website

>>676319330
>trying this hard to bait

>has nothing to bait with

>>676319330
Stfu U faggot cuck eat a dick

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>>676315327
word, nigga

>>676318487
nice greentext faggot

>>676318687
Cuckland

Quest marks that make the quests too easy.

>the locate something ones specifically

QTE

It was kinda novel for ten seconds, now fuck off

The entire Witcher 3

>play game with around 50 hours gameplay on normal mode
>finish game
>find out there is an achievement for playing in hard mode
every fucking time

>>676319517
>fuck off

>>676314485
Mass Effect in its entirety.

>>676319617


Witcher 2

>"RPG" game constantly tells you where you need to go and has a minimap and gps with precise instructions on how to get there

honestly why even have me make the trip

>>676315155

Only fifa 16 has been that bad. The prior ones has been good passing wise

>>676317995
nightingale armor actually gets pretty good once you start going into the light armor tree. Not as much max defensive stats as daedric but more than good up until lv70 or so

>>676318706
I gave up on that game now

>games that require you to beat it in normal/hard mode to unlock super hard mode
Wtf nigger I just played your long ass game, and now you expect me to play it again on some slightly more difficult mode for some shit achievement/unlock

>Simplistic crafting systems that offer no real customization

Or alternatively

>Overly complicated crafting systems that require odd combinations of items/material

>>676318487
Id rather rip out my canker sore then to do that

>>676319680
seriously do you even know how to use it, or do every of your sentences start with a >

>>676318487
Why are there so many Damn comments Jesus

>>676318939
They trade dynamic action in favor of a static setting and too often force you to spend a lot of time repeating a simple move to certain location, hit a critical point type script. They just take time and when grossly misused the time it takes to fight bosses compared to the time it takes to actually advance in a game can be way too high.

Haven't felt defeating bosses an actual accomplishment since the arcade era, just something I need to do and be done with it.

>>676318487
I already do this daily fucker

>>676318487
Not for /b/

>>676317030
And then a fat demon falls with its ass on your head.
You try to kill it. gg

>>676319921
you wanna get married, slut?

>>676320056
Lets get married you fucking whore

>>676314485
>64 tick

>>676318487
Bro this is so true we definitely should do this but we're all lazy white bastards that won't get laid so it wouldn't matter anyways why would we pull some shit like this

>>676319767
Sequelitis got this right (OoT one)

>>676320068
Hey bitch you trying to marry me

>>676320164
marry me cunt

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>>676320068
>lern to dodge

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how bout 2 bosses that nuke that arena to get rid of your revival items right before the last boss?

>>676319727


What's wrong with being a space pimp?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt1ptsOjL0

Hey OP here!!! Lets get out and let this 404 okay I'm.kinda tired.

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or masturbating snipers

>>676319967
Not even myazaki bosses, zelda (some) bosses? Not even rpg bosses (sometimes)?

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>>676317639
>voted for the best player

>>676320259


>overly complicated series of button mashes

Or

>Dodge, nope lol jk you missed - you're dead

>>676318219
I loled very hard

>>676320235
Oh my

>>676318119
sounds like you just suck at dark souls. the souls franchise, especially the 1st game, are pieces of fucking art. glorious games. if its too hard for you don't call the game bad or say it "breaks the flow", the only thing brraking the flow is you pissing yourself over dying to the Taurus demon 1000 times. git gud. i jist finished dark souls 1 an hour ago. started the character 10am this morning. and no, drake sword is for pussy fags.

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>>676320068

>>676319633
>every time
then just play on hard?

>>676318470
loving the Mel Gibson quote

>>676319633
How is this a surprise to you? This has been the basis for every game for almost a decade.

>>676320502
>overly complicated series of button mashes
>series of button mashes
>button mashes

>peasant-faggotry detected.

>>676320609


I don't like it, don't like the 'art' or gameplay. Eat cock

>>676320502
Everything you post pushes you further into casul hell.

>>676320876


Holy shit, it took this long for a pc faggot to waddle out of the closet. I'm actually impressed

>>676319633
why not play all games on their hardest difficulty?
fucking casual :P

>>676321021


>into

>your

>mom's

>ass

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>>676319909
>he does that to piss you off

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>>676315327
finally someone understands

>>676320713
Glad someone got that reference

>>676314032
>Carrying multiple weapons
>Cutscene
>Main weapon is lost for whatever reason
>Resume gameplay
>All weapons are gone.....

If you don't like dark souls, its because you suck at it. Nothing else to it. Game rules, anyone who knows shit about skill or cares enough to learn a game well, will absolutely adore the souls series. if you don't, you either gave up, or dont like RPGs. either way, kill yourself.

>>676318687
bitches man...

>>676318687
Hey Bernie how's the campaign going?

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>>676321652
Amen

>Rengar
>Master yi
>Zed

So much fucking counterplay....

Games that rely on a central server. This ranges from having matchmaking exclusively on their servers to having most of the game code on there with you running a client, like in MMOs. Alone, this isn't a big deal. But the looming threat of lost support means that an entire game can just get shut the fuck down, never to be played again.

>>676317475
Fucking this god damn

>>676321652


Or don't like stupid RPGS


Nah, couldn't be it.

Face it sperglord, not everyone sucks on bad game dick. I mean really, trying this hard to justify a shit series.

>>676321542


Game highlights all the loot, but not when your weapon is knocked out of your hands. Cutscene, weapon is gone man.