im a spoiled fag who doesn't care about money. Roll trips and I'll rip up $100 bucks right now.
Would be dramatic and rip a $100 bill but I don't carry big bills around.
>>676304252
Please no, I would be sad.
No anon give them to me..
>>676304509
Na.
Roll quints and I'll crash my fucking car into a pole.
>>676304252
Orrrrrrr you could give $100 to a anon that really needs it.
>>676304762
I would but I wouldn't put it past one of these fucks to lie and pretend they're poor.
>>676304252
You should just send me the money so i can rip it up. Czech?
>>676304841
I'll suck your dick for $100
Adding some ones because why not?
>>676304977
Fuck that. I'd rather give you $100 if you'd go start a business.
Hahaha spoiled? $100 isn't exactly big bucks. Ripping it doesn't make it worthless either. Trips and you roll it up and stick it up your ass and you've got a deal!
>>676304252
Shove it up your asshole, also 3 quarters, a Nickel, two pennies.
>>676305160
Yeah. Well usually rich people are smart and don't carry fucking cash around like a moron. I had some extra laying around so I'm having fun. It's called a bank account, fag. Want me to rip my fixing debit card?
>>676305160
Pretty spoiled because I'm 18 and sitting in a 30k car.
I can go sit in my 50k car, if you'd like? Would that makes me richer?
Need help taking the doggie to the vet. Neglection@gmail is paypal. Inb4 lame-ass email address
>>676305589
I'd help but I don't have a PayPal and honestly, you could be scamming me.
trips say you wipe your ass with the money then go to a strip club and give the stripper who just rubbed her ass on you the $ for a tip...then whisper to her the truth, that you're a fag
>>676305385
No one cares.
You're sad on the inside.
You're not getting the reaction you wanted.
This thread is literally balls.
>>676305713
But you don't care about money m80
>>676305925
I don't like Bernie bro handout fucks.
This guy wants to rip 100 dollars
>Mfw i just wanna rip ass
>>676305783
Yup. You're right. I fucking hate my life. That's why I'm on 4Chan at 2am.
Money doesn't make you happy, boys. If you get a Lambo, you'll only look at someone with a jet and still feel poor.
I wanna see this fag rip shit up
>>676305713
That's fair mate. Wouldn't trust a random dude either.
>>676304252
Must have been a busy night, bus boy.
Fucking Dumbass.
>>676306999
Winrar op
>>676306999
>busboy
How much I wish my fucking Lexus wasn't at my office right now.
>>676306999
I won. Eat shit op.
>>676307453
Fuck that guy. I'm not ripping up my money for a cunt like him.
>>676306992
If I had proof you were real man, I swear I'd help in a heartbeat. I have a soft spot for animals.
>>676307501
Op, this is my reaction to your middle finger, I'm fantasizing about it being up my ass. Thank you Lexus fag.
You know what guys? I'm being a fucking asshole. I didn't realize how valuable $100 is. I'm going to donate this $100 to the first homeless guy I see tomorrow.
>>676307552
Rip it up you fucking untruthful faggot
>>676307814
>megadeth
We're cool now, broski
>>676307898
Fuck you OP, you God damn pussy.
roll? hope you deliver
>>676307898
You rip that fucking money right now or trips demon will tounge your asshoke tonight
>>676306999
winrar
>>676307814
omg charlie sheen really does have aids
>>676308016
Yeah man it's from 1984 still in the plastic.
>>676308163
That's not beary nice anon :(
>>676308272
Op is always a faggot
>>676308371
Agreed
If I get trips, you must give a homeless man a meal with that money.
>>676304252
do it faggot
>>676308458
Re roll
>>676308458
Trips already rolled faggot
>>676308458
No he has to blow a homeless guy and then pay him
>>676306999
>>676306999
>>676306999
>>676306999
trips has spoken do it
what do you deal?
>>676304252
Op won't deliver asssssss usual
>>676304252
Poor fag won't even rip $100 for trips
This doesn't even matter.
He can rip it up and then take it to any bank and trade in the ripped up pieces for fresh bills.
OP is gay and I hope he gets a huge papercut from his money and AIDS
>>676309039
Nice nigger shoes, nigger fag
>>676309123
Bro just do it, he got trips
>>676309235
No, I got trips ya dingus.
>>676307737
Be down to show you proof, not sure how. Weeny dog who has a small tumor the size of a ping pong ball on his belly. Rescued him last year. Can't really see it but you can feel it. X-ray fees and surgery. $$$ here he is derpin around.
>>676309877
Dubs rich fag. Give the puppers the cash
>>676304698
Rolling for Quint so op goes pual Walker in his car.
>>676310292
Roll
>>676304252
Oh man, ripping up 100 bucks. So edgy.
Even more so when you know you can just take the torn bills to the bank for an equal exchange, and get your money back.
feggit
>>676306303
Money may not make you happy but neither does wondering where your next meal is coming from . Neither does not answering the phone because it's always a collector . Neither does not being able to answer your door because you always assume it's a sheriff's deputy trying to serve you papers because you can't pay your bills or at your landlord with an eviction notice . You may not be happy and I'm sure you have your own problems but you don't understand the stress of being poor either .
>>676304252
Stick 100x $1 bills up your ass
>>676310292
Rolll
>>676309877
Looks kinda like my dog cept mine looks better
>>676310292
Rowling
>>676310292
Rolling
>>676310292
Get
>>676305085
A dick sucking business?
Oh boy quints a coming I can smell it
>>676310292
Yes
>>676307501
>Scion
Faggot
>GMC
Faggot
>BMW
Opulent-wannabe Faggot
>Toyota
Hipster Faggot
>Lexus
Faggot that occasionally wears pleated pants.
Nice job, OP. You managed to tick all the faggotry checkboxes. I'm willing to bet you create spreadsheets for people more important than you, and never sit in during their meetings.
>>676310292
Lamao
Oh boy quints sudoku a coming
>>676304987
Probably just gonna rip the ones and pretend
>>676307501
>Im rich and spoiled
>Signs up for Rewards Card
>>676310292
lolin
>>676312002
You'd be surprised how frugal the rich can get. Nothing turns em on more than not having to shell out an extra buck or two.
What job do you have anon that gives you so much income
>>676312364
Sucking corporate dick after work hours behind the local Chuck E. Cheese's
op is literal rip
>>676312290
Parents yes, spoiled bitches/faggots?
I dont think so, specially one that wants to "destroy" money because he is bored
>>676304252
roll
>>676312781
reroll
>>676312857
ok last try
>>676312899
FUCK. so close.
>>676310686
Autism
>>676312899
>>676312933
Double doubles in a row though
>>676312364
Spoiled shit turned real estate investor.
>>676311060
Wat
>>676304252
ROLL IT
Fucking crash and die
Roll
Fucking kill
I've gotten doubles three times now but i cant get trips :(
Fucking fuck nigger
>>676313012
>>676312997
>>676312995
>>676312933
>>676312899
>>676312857
>>676312781
Either you are all idiots or that stupid OP bumping his own shit, the faggot didn't even do anything with the money >>676306999
jackpot...?
Fuxk
>>676313318
literally do'n't even care about the money anymore. just trying to get trips.
>>676313331
damn that was close
And here I am, poor AF, looking at this post.
>>676313438
But... Trips were already got
OP here
My end is near
Sorry for being an asshole. I just wanted someone to talk to before I die.
I've left everything I own to the homeless shelter. I hope they use it better than I do.
Bye anons... Work hard, work smart, but low and sell high
Money doesn't buy you happiness
Lexus = "luxury" for poor people
>>676314175
Nice pea shooter baby
>>676314175
WTF OP?
Dude, there is always a way out. You have money. Go fly somewhere and start over. You don't have to end it.
Fuck, fake your death.
Unless this post is your way to fake your death. If it is, sorry
>>676314175
Not OP
Fake
>>676314175
timestamp?
>>676314425
well someone fucked that up looks like you have to kill your self for real anon
>>676314175
even your gun is a fucking piece of shit
sell that second hand garbage and buy a brand new glock for like 650
also, a lexus? a scion?
L O L
O
L
youre the kind of person who buys the regular iphone instead of the plus, or the economy car instead of the premium. poorfag fucking die
>>676314660
i came
>>676314604
OP probably drives better than what you do, fag.
I know the car he's in. I can tell by the screen. That's a Scion FR-S. That shit ain't for poorfags, I gotta say. Hell, might just not be a car guy.
He's still a fucking fag though
>>676304252
Eat it like those picture of niggers eating money, then you'll have a $100 shit.
rip up fag
faggt
>>676314968
This is op for sure..
Roll you faggot
I got trips
Don't rip it up, donate $100 to the NAACP
>>676315257
roll
>>676315123
Actually, it was me. I'm just saying...
>>676315257
reroll
>>676315257
rereroll
>>676315257
one last roll
>>676304252
rolling
crash your car kike
>>676310686
yours looks like mine but mine is better
>>676304252
Rolly
if dubs you will pay for a hooker and we roll so you do weird things to her
>>676304252
roll
>>676315552
ayyyyyyyy
Take the 100$. Shove it up your ass
Has we won
>>676315541
buy me gta v instead
http://steamcommunity.com/id/chowfatfat/
>>676314968
$25,305
what a fucking joke. i had to google it cos ive never heard of such a shit piece of engineering. i would tell you what i drive but you probably wouldn't believe me anyway.
>>676316101
Is this a faggot status symbol pissing contest? Who the fuck cares what you drive nerd?
>>676316101
Lol ok man. What do you drive? Bugatti? Kek? I have a BRZ and it's an amazing car
>>676316101
You drive an F1 car, don't you?
>>676316101
Inb4 old ass Lambo key from 2004
>>676316662
Hail Satan
>>676316101
You got no idea what you talkin about, i got a brz (frs almost same) its so fun to drive
>>676315908
>>676317060
He's never heard of it, apparently so its automatically horrible.
>>676317604
>17604 ▶
That thing looks like death.
>>676317060
The feels when u do a sharp turn and the ass of the car drifts in a BRZ/FRS is amazing, nothing a awd car can do comes close.
You never gonna have that excitement of drifting around corners or having the rear tire spin out when u slam the gas while all at the same time being cheap enough to be repaired if you fuck up.
>>676318479
RWD is for people who are either slanty-eyed, or wear their baseball caps the wrong way around.
So which one are you?
>>676311111
>>676304698
He's in the passenger side of the car.
Also claims to be rich but doesn't have more than 3 twenties and no hundreds?
>>676310494
slash thrid
>>676318638
Clearly he's the second one. Look how the car's parked.
>>676319017
Detailing shop guy parked it like that, and he quite literally owns those stalls.
>>676318638
You dont know what you missing out on, if thats what you think.
>>676315342
Tell me more about the dune coons.
>>676304252
>name me your beneficiary
>kill yourself
Their is nothing wrong with rwd. But fuck working on a boxer engine. I'm not a mechanic but they seem difficult to work on
>>676310292
Rolling
Save money don't give it away.