I once did 9/11 and framed the terrorists for it.

>>676279714
/thread

>>676279714
why did you frame geedub??

>>676279520
I showed my dick to a girl in a changing room. It was hard and I stared right into her eyes.

I've been into a stranger (well, neighbors that I don't know) house with a friend incognito and moved furniture in it. We found eggs in the backyard and opened them in their mailbox.

>>676280436
how old were you in the changing room thing?

>>676280168
I was young, my dad expected too much from me, kept pushing me into a job I really didnt want. I wanted to make him proud. So we framed them sand niggers then invaded their country under the pretense they attacked us to steal their oil.

All i wanted was my dad loving me and for him to be proud.

>>676280693
America is proud, all that really matters.

I've used my wife's dildo in my ass.

>>676279520
I'm extremely sad, but years of being around "friends" and "family" has given me a dead face and now no one can tell remotely how I feel

I also really like Elliot Smith
https://youtu.be/hPD-a1FjUtU

Keep it secret though, I don't want anyone to know

I used to fuck my ex gf when she was passed out on pain pills. My favorite thing to do was pinch and twist her nipples!es as hard as possible. She never even flinched, she was so fucked up...

>>676281140
>she was so fucked up
>she
>not u

>>676280648
I was 14 and got away with it. The girl looked my age.

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Can't stop fapping to my older sister

Sucked my cousin's dick. Same sex and i'm much older.

>>676281309
Oh, I know I'm a nasty fucked up fucker. No doubt about it.

>>676281369
More pics, prove she's your sister

I killed my neighbors dog to feel better.

When I was really young my neighbor used to come over and we'd play in my room. He was a couple years older than me and he'd often take me into my closet with the lights off and get me to touch his penis and sometimes he'd touch my chest and vagina. Of course I didn't comprehend it at the time but I still look back at it and feel really dirty about myself.

I was getting head from a girl for the first time in a park restroom and couldn't get hard (Prolly because of PIED and she was ugly and fat). She called my peen small and we haven't talked since.

Fucked a dog for an ex bf

>>676282341
shoulda called her a hippo slut

>be me in high school
>closet gay, with jock step brother, same grade
>one day home alone
>get the idea to go into his room
>open door, teenaged jock smell fills my nose
>heart beats and get hard
>see a basket of his dirty clothes
>under armour and, under shirts, and boxer briefs, and long socks
>oh lord.gif
>heart beating faster, grab some of his clothes and smell it, his scent is making me rock hard
>decide to put on his dirty clothes, one article at a time
>jerk off in his underwear imaging I'm him
>most liberating feeling in my young high school gay closeted life
>continued this many many more times

I'm so sorry step brother

I post my gf's nudes here all the time, she doesn't even know I have nudes of her.

>>676282632
Post tits.

>>676282270
That sucks, has it emotionally scarred you?

>>676282270
Is it a nice vagina?

How about you timestamp that pink lady.

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>>676283276
Doesn't really show she is your sister, how about a family pic, multiple, with her face.

Once a week, I jerk off in front of three old dudes. They just watch. Afterwards, they each give me a twenty, and we drink a few beers. How gay is that?

>>676282949
The only way it has really effected me was that it was difficult for me to get sexually intimate with my first (and current) boyfriend. I still feel vulnerable but it's gotten significantly better.

I hate almost everything about myself but the biggest thing I hate is that I'm super into pedophilia and beastiality. And every day I hope I don't wake up in the morning, and when I do, I drag through my morning routine until I leave for work, then I hope to be in a fatal accident, which is also why I take a mountain road every day, not to save time like I tell everyone.

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I lurk /b/.

>>676283680
Maybe opening up here would help, can we tell you how nice of a body you have?

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>>676284027
Yeah, me too.

>>676284079
Yea show us ur bod

I'm in love with my best friend even though I don't know what he looks or sounds like because we only talk through text online and he lives in europe and I live in america

I beat off to pictures of my sister.

>>676284173
Rules are rules, tits or gtfo.

I robbed a bank and got away with it. Now I'm just sitting on the money and only spending it when I go on holidays, because I'm too afraid IRS will notice when I buy shit I can't afford with my job

>>676284425
And these pics....lets see em

I work at a certain shop and the service we offer requires us to take down the customers name and other contact info. Sometimes, especially if it's a customer who is an asshole or a hot girl, I will try to remember thier name and find out as much as I possibly can about thier lives via the internet.

>>676284381
Just a 32yo dude, nothing special here

I just jerked off to pics of that one guy's sister

>>676284675
sperm bank?

Crushed friend's pet chicken with a rock and blamed on other friend, let his pet chickens into his room to shit everywhere, again blamed on friend, and allowed him to chug my piss when he thought it was ginger ale.

i once bullied a kid and told him he's never gonna be worth anything. i laughed as he cried his way home, we were at my cousins party. i took his own little slingshot and shot him with it and laughed.
that night i cried myself to sleep cause i felt like a fucking turd, and i never spoke of it again til just now.

>>676282005
i've had this urge so many times. how did you do it?

Get ready for 88888

>>676284079
You should be well aware by now that femanons like myself are either fat, ugly or both. I'm a chubby and all I do all day is brows /b/ and play games and I'm ok with that

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>>676284935

I've had multiple threesomes with my wife and best friend.

>>676285602
Pictures

>>676285347
Don't think about it. Don't think about how it's feeling or the possible trouble you'll get into. Just think about the feeling and the pain you're inflicting.

>>676285347
also when i was 6, me and my neighbor, a little girl around 4 used to play mommy and daddy with her 3 year old sister being the baby.
we used to play in their RV, we would kiss good night, once on the lips, once i kissed her between her navel and vagina area cause i saw it in a movie and i thought thats what parents did. we'd lock ourselves in the RV's bathroom and grope each other and she'd kiss my neck.
saw her naked once and felt happy.

was i messed up as a kid? cause now im exclusively into younger girls. im 20 and all my exes are around 17-18

>>676279714

lol the shoe bomber, WTC bomber, OKC bomber, etc.

When I was 16 I took the virginity of my sister's 11yo best friend

I once was poor africa child
but then i ape myself

I used to hump my dog to get hard and jerk off, I've jerked off to my younger underage cousin a lot, I've been in juvenile delinquency center, one time growing up my best Friend who is also a guy asked to touch our dicks I said no, when I was in school i was a god at doing footsie with hot girls, I was almost fucked by the IRS, I keep lying to myself that being adopted has its perks.

I don't know who my dad is my parents were swingers

>>676285413
Very nice

Willing to hold up a timestamp?

i'm an alien

>>676283640
Alpha gay

I have a huge crush on my 15 year old qt3.14 second cousin. And she's crushing on me hard. I'd love to take advantage but it would ruin my family.

>>676286053
Not me, my sister I beat off too

>>676282742
i wore my aunt's panties and bra once and fapped away. one of my hardest boners ever

>>676279520
I'm 23 and I sleep in my mother's bed, with my mother.
Not the sexual kind of sleep, the normal kind.

I just hate sleeping alone.

Once on my buddy's country property I used a shotgun to shoot his albino rabbit and blew its head clean off, woke everyone up and I joined the confused crowd to suggest it was some tweaker

>>676285413
Ok, nice, have any creepers of her?

I commented on 4chan for the first time and failed the robot quiz

>>676286376
yeah at least you have the forethought to not ruin your family, there are plenty more vaginas out there.

>>676286142
Yeah, I know. Still, easy money. Not like I have any self esteem, ya know?

>>676286838
i used to not post cause i thought captcha needed paypal

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>>676286809
Naw

>>676285736
I would if I could. I have a lot of videos and pictures.

>>676286994
sames

>I have a pocket pussy
>sometimes i shoplift
>when i was like 3 me and my couisin showed eachother our junk. now i think that was weird.
>I litter constantly

Sent this to an ex. "I think about you bucking like a rodeo bull while you're being mounted by me with my dick fully erect, balls deep in your ass, getting my balls all wet with your juicy pussy. I might honor you and let you lick the sweat and cunt juice off my sack. Might as well lick your shit off my cock too."

diddled by female babysitters, played a lotta doctor with neighbour grill
all in all it was alright

>>676287048
Any in just that bikini?

>>676279714
Bush? Is that you?

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>>676287343
Kill yourself faggot.

I went out with some high school friends once and met some girls who were also our age. We all went back to one of the girls house and started fooling around. She pulled out my dick, laughed and started to get up and leave the room. I grabbed her and choked her out before she could leave.

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>>676287402
No

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I'm planning on using my phone as a spy cam to get nudes of my [spoiler]gf's sister [spoiler] . If I don't chicken out I will post for sure.

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>>676279520
i visit fourchan and anytime i dislike the stupid shit a thread is about. i derail it.

the worst kind of secrets are the ones you can't even man up and post on an anonymous costa-rican drawing bulletin board. even when drunk.

man.

>>676279520

>manipulate everyone around me to get what I want
>lie, cheat and steal whoever possible
>have a gf and have a side chick who I don't fuck. She has a by and takes me out and pays. Every fucking time.

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>>676287995
Very nice, my hard cock agrees, keep posting, these are hot, how old is she?

>>676286964
not judging, most respectable gay act imo. you're not sacrificing any real/physical masculinity.

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>>676288096
After all these years, I still cannot spoiler text correctly.

I constantly make emotionally unstable girls feel loved, use them and disappear

I've made my dad lose two jobs because he is a deadbeat father

I've done many many unspeakable things, things I don't want tracked back to me

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>>676285196
KEK

>>676288096
Been there, done that. Thousands of pics of my ex...

>>676283151
Never change, 4chan. I love you /b/tards

>>676288421
On top of this though, I manipulate everyone into getting what I want, no matter how complex the stages of manipulation are

>be me 18y/o femanon
>gave my boyfriend a couple handjobs under blankets and such while others were around
>want to do more kinky shit like this
>don't know how to approach him about it
>don't want him to think I'm weird and sex crazed
Some ideas of things we can do would be nice but nothing too crazy

>>676288545
Deliver, post pics

>>676288280
>have a gf and have a side chick
post nudes

>>676282632
That's love

>>676288421
1. that's pretty sad for them man, and kinda evil on your behalf, but i feel ya. i'd do it too if i were more attractive.

2. good

3. try to voice some of them

im black

>>676279520
When playing World of Warcraft, saw a saronite node that a lower level character was fighting mobs off to mine so I swooped in and took it while they were distracted.

I haven't forgave myself since.

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>>676288381
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>>676288545
Post them. Also, not my gf, my gf's sister.

>>676288755
Would def fuck, and for me it wouldn't be incest. Keep them coming, I know why you jackoff to her

>>676283781
Just drive off it one day. That'd be crazy

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>>676279714
? JEWISH?

Kik?

>>676288409
It's spoiler /spoiler with the []

>>676287359
did she respond?

>>676289003
>>676289129

>>676288653
Nope. They're mine, and I'm not sharing. Most of them are just of her changing clothes and stuff. But a couple of times I caught us fucking. Easiest thing in the world to arrange. Try it!

i couldn't tie my shoelaces until the 8th grade

>>676279520
When I was 8 my friend had gone on a camping trip with my family in our family RV. We were really great friends, but idk man we took that exploring bodies thing to a whole new level. We slept in the same bed and rubbed dicks for like two hours.

i wanna suck a dogs dick

how fucked am i?

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>>676284381

I like drinking warm milk. I don't mean hot milk, I mean warm milk. Like milk that's been sitting out in the sun for a little while.

I didn't wipe.

>>676287375
>diddled by female babysitters
I really only had 1 babysitter growing up, she would always bathe/shower with me and we would help each other wash. It was our little secret, I didnt really understand why, but she was cool and I kept my promises. It was just the normal thing we did and i never felt scared/bad about it. Was from about age 5 to 8, she was like 8 years older.

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>>676284660
Better follow the rules or else

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>>676288602
>be me 18y/o femanon
start by doing pic related.

>>676289210
Why? For us to talk or for me to talk to your sister. I can yalk to her and try to get her to send me nudes, and then I'll share them with you.

>>676279520

I have seen the secrets of God, and yet I'm wasting my life drinking wine.

>>676288730
I'm a pretty evil fucking person, and very "conventionally" attractive.
I used to choke out a family friends cat just to get pleasure out of it when I was younger. me and my former best friend fell in love, and when I found out she was with another guy too (we weren't official) I ruined her life essentially.

I taught my helper monkey to suck my dick on command. Do you know how long it took me to teach that monkey to suck it without ripping it off?

I have a girlfriend I love more than anything in the world and want to spend my life with her but there's a guy I work with who makes me question it all.

When I was six we went on a camping.trip with our family friends on their kid of the same.age and I took a walk and I ended up pushing him down a cliff, critical condition and the little fuck almost died, still laugh thinking about it

>>676289707
Tits or gtfo

>>676289260
you sick perverted piece of shit

>>676289184
She said that it was 'disgusting' and I was a freak or something. But it was like I did that shit to you when were dating. Why are you trying to deny you're a huge slut.

>>676289690
For us

>>676289733
dubs dont lie
> 33 years

>>676279520
I use Internet Explorer and like it

>>676284675
How much?

>>676288602
when I was 17 or 18 my 16 y.o gf gave me a handy in the back of her parents minivan on the drive back from a camping trip. still miss her.

what do i do with 5 stolen ssns

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>>676289764
dating bisexuals is always fucking weird

>>676289707
in a weird way i wish i had those skills

>>676285099
Atta boy

>>676289944
Nah, not into dudes. Unless your a chic, then timestamp those titties.

I stole a shit load of my girlfriemds dads money out of his truck and a bunch of his perscription. They dont know about it but it was fucked up

>>676289764
love>lust
bi-sexuality is a curse and a blessing, hopefully your girl will understand.

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>>676285391
Fat is ok if those curves are in the right places, babe.

>>676279520
I did the holocaust

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>>676288499
like that sweet pepe

i smoke crack.

>>676288421
You can use me.

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>>676288421
You too eh. good to know im not the only one.

>>676279520
black people are black

i'm a guy

i really want a girl to dress me up as a girl and get me to suck cock

i am ashamed of this

>>676283640
What lead up to this?

>>676290021
I would love to do more of that kind of stuff but I'm not sure if he'd be into it. I'm trying to think of ways to bring it up.

I'm almost emotionaly dead, only some streaks of basic happiness and anger, every day i think about doing stuff that would be considered pretty evil by our society just for the thrill but then the selfcontrol kicks in because i still value my freedom, fucked up life...

I harbor a very deep resentment towards most people. Some more than others but nonetheless I am legitimately concerned than I am going to wind up killing someone if not worse.

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Y'all Krazy af

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>>676289508

Giving things pain and killing animals is the only reason why I haven't an hero'd

>>676290561
You can use me.

>>676290761
when you flirt/play just kinda go for it. Is he prude?

>>676286994
Wait, you didn't have to pay?

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>>676286994
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. You're gonna fit in great kid

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>>676291093

I was in love with my best friend since 2nd grade, like obsessed. Never did anything sexual with each other even though we slept in the same bed when we would stay at each others house. Towards the end of 8th grade he says hes moving away for high school, about only 2 hours away. For whatever reason, i felt betrayed. When 8th grade ended i ignored him whenever he would text or fb message me. He messaged me nearly throughout freshman year, but i never replied. Senior in hs now, and i havent spoken to him since 8th grade. idk why but i would tell everyone i hated him, thats why i wouldnt talk to him, when really i still really liked him. Its completely my fault, i know, i just dont know why i ruined all of those opportunities. I think about him nearly everyday, and cant help but feel like such an idiot.
Its a secret i like him, im a dude. Its not a secret that i feel like a complete fool.

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>>676286994

>>676287759
And then

made a boy blow me a little in grade school.
im not even gay from it but i think he is

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>>676291910

Every holiday my family has a get together. The only reason I go anymore is for my Aunt's stepchild who is nine. She loves playing ninja turtles and pirates with me, as I am always willing to play with her. Each time, I always find the perfect moment to take pictures up her shirt, or grope her. The farthest Ivw ever gotten is "accidently" putting my hand down her pants and touching her asshole. She of course has no clue of anything Ive been doing.
I should just fucking kill myself, I already know

When I was 3 or 4 my older sister showed me her vagina and taught me about sex and how babies are born, not sure how she learned that stuff because she isn't even 2 years older than me..

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>>676289377

I love having sex with way older men teasing way younger boys.

>>676291430
No but we're both awkward and somewhat antisocial. We know about each other's fetishes and whatnot, but I'm afraid to bring this up because it involves more risk and I don't know if he'd be willing

Took 9 months convincing a chick I was hardcore Christian just to have sex with her. Church every Sunday and even a promise to marry her. Broke up with her after the second fuck for another girl

>>676281054
Same

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>>676291358
I always have my child.

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>>676292198

My religious father (catholic) watches interracial nigger porn

When I was in the military we had a field op for 2 months in the Philippines. I met this girl the first week I was there and promised her I would bring her to America. I fucked her everyday sometimes twice a day never pulling out. After I left I cut all contact and went back to my wide and son. My buddy saw her with a little kid the next year who looked exactly like me. No ragrets.

>>676282632
Gtfo Cannibal Cupcake

TFW You manipulate your girlfriend into heavily enjoying BDSM...

>>676288096
You can't [spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler] on /b/

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>>676288742
Welcome to the party friendo

>>676292999
>treeps

>>676292455
Initials? And what about just telling him? Im sure if u have been together to at least the point past i love u and stuff and have been dating like a year or more he should understand, just say u were just wondering

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>>676293181
Is that a sign? Maybe I should keep doing what I'm doing

I shot the sheriff...

>>676293335
>rip quass

>>676292455
carbon copy of my situation, think itd be liberating for ya both.

>>676293376
zozzle

>>676292605
Oh that's fucking cute.

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>>676293376

>>676289702
Tell us

But i didn't shoot the deputy!