Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>Insomnia edition
Galko-Chan has no discernible plot, so I am going to watch One Punch Man since I've never seen it.
>40 seconds in, and purple piccolo makes an apperance
Dis gon b gud.
>also red claimed
The ride never ends.
She's my only cereal.
Miho claimed
Ayy
I'm probably headed off for now, I'll be back If I can't sleep
>claimed
>>676278937
First enemy of that show is a threat level dragon.
Second highest power rating in the series.
Funny how that is.
>>676279141
Hope you can get some sleep, Galko.
>>676279141
Goodnight, Galko.
I got plenty of images saved, so I'll have something juicy for tomorrow.
Hanako Ikezawa
How's everyone's night going?
>>676279141
Have a nice night Galko.
>Best idol claimed
>>676279458
Not worth talking about.
Your night going good?
>>676279458
It's going alright, it's been a pretty good one so far. How about for you?
>purple piccolo is kill
This theme song is bretty good actually. I don't much care for anime music.
>>676279677
>>676279586
Going alright, got some exams tomorrow but why study when your waifu must be defended?
>>676279918
Study? For a test? HAH!
I've never done such a thing, even the notion is outlandish.
>>676279851
>>676279851
ow are you doing Red? How was your trip?
im hungry kek
>>676279918
Glad to hear it, you might want to get some studying in, buddy.
Admirable though that you wanna defend your waifu.
>>676279851
Yeah, get ready for that whole "enemy inferiority lag". Gonna be a lot of it.
Probably the only anime theme song to an anime I enjoy.
Back. Doggo took a while to shit.
Is (undeniably) the bbest gothic waifu still around? (Stocking)
Claimed for Stocking.
>Probably passed out.
>>676280294
After all expenses, I came out ahead by about $100. So there's that I guess, but I didn't enjoy myself all too much. Not that it was unexpected. What'd I miss?
>>676280514
There's a kid with testicles for a chin, and some dude who don't give a shit about giant crab people. He is basically me. 10/10
>Also, tats is apparently from this show. Did not know that.
>>676280839
Nah, he probably passed out unfortunately. Sorry.
>Claimed for Ruby
>>676280985
Kek, you're probably going to enjoy the show. Has fun fight scenes and characters. Only 12 episodes though.
>>676280985
All expenses paid trip with a profit of $100? Not bad if you ask me.
>What'd I miss?
Not much really, just the usual, the occasional shit-posting, a lot of photoshops.
>>676281241
How're you doing Hand, we don't really talk.
This cutie is mine <3
I think this thread may die. It's hanging out at page 9.
>>676279128
Dude, your waifu is shit. I can tell this because the fact that her ass is not only eating up her whore underwear t-back but because it is eating up her skirt AND jacket like some kinda cock blackhole. Get yourself a new waifu and a new laifu please.
>>676281679
Meh, doesn't really matter. Thanks for asking though, hope you're doing well.
>Might die, who knows.
>Everyone just passed out.
>>676282064
Yeah, last thread may of been the end of it. We were going strong all day though.
>>676282064
Lucky bastard.
>>676282064
Three of us are still awake.
>Steam pls
>>676282253
Left out as always......
>>676280994
Checkmate.
dont forget about me im still kicking!
lurking because I can't stay away
>>676282253
Yeah, wasn't here for that. Decided to just do other things.
You doing well?
>>676282254
Huh?
>>676282328
Good to see ya, Ruri. Your day go well?
>Steam ain't shit
>>676282534
Glad to hear it.
>pats
>>676282670
Yeah, still kicking. Trying to think of the next setting for the waifu field-trip. I watched Ex Machina today, I thought it was pretty good. Do you have any tv or film suggestions?
>>676282670
>handbro will never flip off your waifu
Why live
I'll just leave this here
What's up shitters. Does anyone remember what this is? That's right, fuckers. It's a GODAMN KINDER SURPRISE TOY CAPSULE. Idk if anyone knows what these are. They're banned in the states but, they're still here on Canada, because we're not fucking retarded and try to swallow a whole goddamn chocolate in 1 bite, knowing there's a toy inside. Anyways, I got one from my brother today (for Easter) Let's open this bitch up!
>marie rose
This thread is dying so I'll stop lurking
>>676283103
No thanks, I only drink gluten-free
>>676283467
>Canada
Well, at least it's not Michigan.
>>676282615
Sorry that you can't sleep, Galko. Glad to still have ya here though.
Listening to anything?
>>676282975
Yeah, just sort of sitting here while listening to music myself.
Probably going to watch Ex Machina tomorrow, looks good.
If you're willing to hit the theaters, I recommend 10 Cloverfield Lane. The Road is also a good movie.
>>676283010
Y'all are to sweet for that. Plus your waifu didn't make a respectable franchise a laughing stock.
>>676283103
>Horribly thirsty now
>>676283467
Nice house, also love kinder surprise toy capsules.
>>676283103
Fuck
>>676283467
Let's do this shit.
>Maki
I just threw out the directions and sticker because I, Marie rose. Am hardcore as fuck
This is the shit inside the yolk. Looks pretty cheaply made, huh? Well because it is. It's complete shit. I wouldn't even give these toys the honour of being eaten by my dog
>>676283696
Yeah, a little slow.
I'm working on waifu's in space.
>>676283696
>>676283811
Go on, have a drink. I made it myself.
>claimed
>>676284111
Kek'ed and checked
>>676284237
>waifu's in space.
Sounds rad.
>>676284111
Quite the risk taker.
>There's always that one retarded kid that ruins it for everyone else.
>>676284253
O-okay...
>Thank you, I'm parched.
This is what I slapped together. Idk what the hell it is, idk what the fuck it's supposed to be. The one laying down is retarded and wouldn't stand up. Bitch can't even walk. Holy shit. It's like Mugi the day after prom night
>>676283811
Thanks. Not listening to anything yet, just watching stuff.
>>676284111
Good job
>>676284237
You are doing God's work
>>676284253
How's she gonna get out?
>that's not diet
>>676285073
looks like shit
>>676283467
>>676284111 ( holy shit! Fucking trips!)
>>676285073
Alright everyone thats how you build a bullshit kindersuprise egg toy.
Yw for this tutorial
Third wheel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU
I pussied out and dug up the directions.
It's supposed to look like this.
There was dinosaur stickers to go on the targets.
I guess this is some sort of bowling
>>676285298
Ah, alright. What are ya watching?
>>676285507
Thanks for that journey, haven't seen one of those things in forever.
I've been looking for any excuse to post this woman here. I've not been banned yet.
alright i dont think i can stay awake much longer
goodnight everyone!
Internet claimed
Happy Easter :3 (still Easter here)
>>676286130
Gn inferrior Maka
Have a good sleep. I haven't sleept well lately:(
>>676286130
Goodnight buddy, sleep warm and well.
>>676286088
Welcome.
>>676286363
Heyo, buddy.
>>676286528
Nice, hope you're enjoying it.
>>676286661
motherfucker
;^)
>>676286683
Seriously, I've been posting her for days. You know what? I think I'll start a GG thread on /v/ tomorrow night.
>>676285979
just some older h3h3 stuff.
>>676286130
Night Mugi
By the way if I stop posting then it's safe to assume I've passed out
>>676286088
Why do you think this would banned you? Unless your trying to get banned. Good luck on that.
Ahoy anons
>>676287058
I've seen you around a bit, we've just never talked. Didn't mean anything by it, friend.
>>676287155
Ahh, alright. Watching Stair Wars.
Roger. Wish I could pass out right now.
>>676287155
Yes =^..^=
Progress
Hello, goodbye.
>>676287420
>stair wars
Kek
>>676287846
2 great asses
>>676287420
Not quite sure why you thought that I thought that I meant anything by it, but ok. Anyway, tomorrow night, GamerGate discussion, /v/. Witness me.
Didn't sleep last night, and then worked through Easter. Here I am again, not sleeping...
Off to work.
Good night, /waifu/.
>>676287846
"Panties"
>>676288091
>gamergate
dis gonna be good
You got a time? I'm in Aus though so time is going to be fucked up
>>676287226
Aaaaand into the rabbit hole we go. That's Vivian James, semi-mascot of GamerGate, a controversy that had discussion of it banned on here. As such, I assumed posting pictures of her here would result in a ban. Apparently not.
I'm gonna go play mkx.
Have you guys ever played a fighting game drunk before? It's fantastically difficult
>>676288632
But there are wallpaper threads of here on /wg/ sometimes...not that I would know...
shyvana wifu is clearly superior here
>>676288839
her*
>>676287846
Heyo Tats. See ya, bud.
>>676287949
>Glad you thought it was funny
You doing good, man? Easter go good?
>>676288091
Oh, my mistake. Hope you get witnessed, friendo.
>>676288186
Sorry to hear that, man. Hope you can at least get some sleep tonight. Glad to have you with us.
>>676288448
See ya man, stay safe.
>>676288646
Nope, hardly ever get drunk actually. Huh.
I can only imagine how shitty that is, inverted controls on the body for a game that depends on you having good hand eye coordination. Recipe for disaster.
You should invert the controls for the game next time you do that, should be a blast.
>>676288520
Nope, probably earlier than this thread though. Give it like a three hour breathing period.
>>676288646
Id imagine Soul Calibur would be hilarious with friend
>obligatory waaah i dont have friends
>>676288926
Even when I get tired I fight it. Kind of have a fear of sleeping. Or maybe a fear of waking. Unsure. Fuyukai desu.
>>676288926
>hardly ever been drunk
I've haven't been sober a full day since I bought my house. So many people brought so much alcohol to ny house. ( I had a little party the night I moved in)
My gf ( hopefully soon to be wife :) ) is getting a little worried.
GamerGate guy here, tell me what to call you and I'll give a shoutout in the original post.
>>676289498
The name's marie rose.
But you can call me
>anytime
Claiming if she hasn't been claimed yet
>>676289498
Kirinofag
pls anon deliver
Claiming
>>676288973
Wellllll fuuuuuck you too!I have friends who would lov..... probably cringe if they lnew what I did when I'm home
>>676289842
I wasn't insulting you dude, was talking about myself. Heh
>>676289347
I take sleep whenever I can get it personally, it's like a god send.
Sorry to hear that man, should try and push through that and just sleep. You tired right now?
>>676289483
Damn man, hope you're being careful with all of that booze. Can get to ya.
Kek, glad you're having fun though. Hope everything works out with your gal.
>>676288973
>i dont have friends
My fucking man.
It's completed, enjoy.
I'm still alive
>>676287420
Am I that tired or does that say Stair Wars?
>>676288448
Night Red
>>676290244
zero gravity tiddies
looks pretty good
>>676290145
Thanks hand man
>>676290244
nice post and nice dubs
Pitou claimed. I'd pay ten thousand sheckels to get punched in the face by her/it
>>676290244
Looks great, Pauling-kun.
>>676290244
Thats alotta waifu's my friend
>>676290132
Whoa no. I wasn't offended at all.
It's very hard to have emotion through text.
Just want you to know that I am hardly ever serious online. I'll also never be offended by anything said online either.
>>676290450
That's nothing
>We've had more.
Alright, Kirinofag and Marie Rose, anyone else? I'll be using this picture to start it.
>>676288632
A pic of a gir? If it's not a nude child I think your safe. We are far from the days of banned hammer
>>676290132
I'm giving you this, Kirinosan
Even if you don't want it. I don't need it any more.
>>676290826
It's more the movement she represents than the actual woman.
>>676290899
A gift? For me?
Im touched anon-kun
>>676290375
Kek, yes.
>>676290395
Don't mention it, buddy. I'll be ya friend.
>hugs
>>676290396
Wouldn't that kill you?
>>676290616
Heyo, Vlad-kun. Doing well?
>>676290720
Can ya give "Stocking-kun" a shout out? Can just put "Stocking" if ya want. Feel bad for the guy.
>>676290631
You know I waited for your response last night and you called my waifu beautiful and shit.
So I don't know how I feel about you.
But you talk more shit to me than others so fuck you too.
RIP waifu :(
>>676290573
Ah, my bad, sorry for the mistunderstanding
Dio-sama...
Today's waifus are pretty damn shitty.
>>676290720
Sorry anon, can you have it as Kirino-Fag
Thanks in advance
>>676291109
feel like crap tbh ate a chocolate bunny and a ton of turkey. but i should be fine tomorrow
>>676290616
Hey Vlad
>>676291109
I really, really like this image
>>676291297
How so?
>>676290631
Damn, how many waifu's do you guys have each? I always figured it was standard to have 1 each and i felt like cheating having 2
>>676291471
hey
>>676290145
Always tired, hand-sama. Always tired...
>>676291471
I saw miss pauling and just guessed everything was shitty
Not like anything could compare to Dio anyways
>>676291433
Heh, meat and chocolate? Not a good combo, my man. Shit will hit you hard.
Ate a shit ton of ham myself, feeling it hit me right now. Too light weighted for this.
Glad you ate well though, friendo. Up to anything right now?
>>676291471
Thanks, handsome.
>>676291405
Got it. I'll be starting the thread with the name Shock Thylacine, as a refrence to Megaman X reploids, my love of electricity, and my love of Tasmanian Tigers.
>>676291094
It was actually from me. Didn't want to offend unless anonymous, ya know? Heh...
>>676291011
If you did not know there are neo Nazi here. What is wursed then that.
>>676291711
I wish I was doing something, I am quite bored at the moment and im not tired so sleeping is out of the question
>>676291967
Sorry, I didn't really understand what you just said
OP waifus best waifus
>>676291471
>>676292334
Fuyukai desu
>>676291538
I am faithful
>>676291642
You will be better tomorrow, don't worry.
>>676291675
Ok
>>676291711
>hand pun
>>676292357
hey, that's pretty good
>>676291657
Shit man, wanna try and at least get some sleep tonight? Drink some tea or something, that might help you.
>>676291813
Are ya still taking shout out suggestions?
>>676292191
Damn, same here. Can't sleep, it's too late for me to go out and do anything either.
We're trapped, heh.
>>676292344
Well aren't you just the sweetest thing.
>>676292521
Gotta hand it to me, was well placed.
>>676292150
With neo-nazis, you at least know half these people are just trying to be offensive, but with GamerGate, a lot of people think it's nothing but a hate group towards women, but if that's true, how do you explain the fact that there are women like Tenaflyviper Lauren Southern (I'm pretty sure that's her name) who support the movement?
>>676292357
You are fake
>>676291538
Only one! You and I are both into monogamy, let's be friendly!
>>676292640
Yep, until the thread dies.
>>676292724
No, it's a real, un-tampered picture.
>>676292521
Thanks, I'll have more on the way.
>>676292716
*and Lauren Southern, Tenaflyviper is a tumblr blog.
>>676292640
Have you ever tasted tea anon? It's bad! All of it. The only tea I've ever liked was brewed in Flagstaff, NM and that's 14 hours away. But I do have some old schizo pills that knock me out cold. Wondering if Im better off as a zombie who sleeps as night, or a really tired human...
>>676292898
Same, I have to be into monogamy with the chicks Im into
>>676292477
Okay
Nice dubs tho
>>676292640
>other hand pun
I'm not clever enough for this
>>676293090
You may have to wait on that, I'm done for tonight.
Going to sleep for real now
Night guys
>>676289658
Who is This and what's she from?
>Red
>>676292640
Don't really wanna play a game either just in case the wall that is sleep hits me
>>676292908
Can ya give a shout out to "Stocking"
Not sure if ya saw me or not, just making sure.
Thank you in advance, means a lot.
>>676293299
Maybe try getting a melatonin prescription. That might help.
Some teas taste worse than others and it depends at what your potency preference.
>>676293488
I could give you a hand if you want.
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>676293639
Same, just sitting here waiting for that shit to kick in. Hope it does for you soon, Vlad my man.
>>676293488
Goodnight and gooddubs. I hope you sleep well, I look forward to talking again.
>>676293783
Thanks
>>676293619
Jormungand, shes Koko Hekmatyar
>>676293931
Don't mention it, man.
>Man sure is a looker for his age.
>Does he even age?
>>676294087
He is a hottie
Would be an awesome grandpa
>>676293337
Haha, Im not into Yandere or Tsundere, so I'd have no problem. But breaking my waifu's heart would devastate me.
>>676293406
Arigato, I have a lot of people to thank for them.
>>676293783
I've wanted to try melatonin, but I hear it prevents your body from producing a normal supply if you rely on it. I guess it wouldn't matter if I'm already not sleeping though, huh?
>>676293786
Goodnight Miss Pauling
>>676292724
Thanks for the picture, I made a great one for Miss Pauling.
>>676294690
I'm not going to bed yet, I was saying goodnight to Galko.
Gonna go take some NyQuil® it might make me feel a bit better and help me fall asleep sooner
>>676294330
Oh yeah, no doubt about that.
Fuck yeah, love him for a Grandpa, good portion of my grandparents were just drug dealers and crazy. He'd be a great step up.
>>676294547
You should just try and fix your sleep schedule, not really develop a dependency on melatonin. Just try and fix that, alright? Shit's not good for you health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXdq0ZAztuw
Scene still makes me lose it every time.
>aim for the bushes
>>676295003
Goodnight, Vlad. Hope you get some good sleep, man.
>>676294547
haha I don't know what Yandere or Tsundere mean, (Im still pretty new to all this) but I agree
>>676295161
Thanks
Goodnight everyone
>>676294973
Well shit, color me inebriated
To recap: My name will be Shock Thylacine, pic will be of super saiyan Vivian, giving shoutouts to everyone who asked, as well as Tumblr user Tenaflyviper, one of the only Tumblr users with even a little bit of sanity.
>>676295546
When are you posting it? Anytime soon?
>>676295379
Don't mention it, friendo. Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>676295546
Roger, saved it in a Text Document.
>>676295787
Also curious.