Burn down the house with all of them in it.

>>676277216
You stop being a fucking beta cuck and you stab them both.

pay a stronger guy to remove him...

>>676277216
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

Not trying to be edgy but I've been around that life style. You gotta beat the shit out of him and make him your bitch. Then kick is worthless ass out. Dont fight fair. Put some batteries in a sock and go to town. This guy is a criminal. Dont take this shit. Be a man, and beat this guy's ass. Then, kick thay whore of a girlfriend out. I'm sorry if you like the kid and I hope he makes it out fine, but seriously. Fuck that dude up. Dont kill him. Next time he ask for a beer, slam it on his head. Get creative. Just make it count though and don't fuck up. You might only get one chance.

bullshit cuck fantasy, do not reply.

That hard bodied whore in the picture has never had kids. You've been played homie.

>>676278295
thanks for the reminder. with that in mind.

>>676277216
pull a chris chan and burn your own house down. insure it first, jewish lightning

>reverse image search
Yeah, I thought this story sounded familiar...

>>676277216
shut off the water and electricity and live in your car till they leave, then stab them in an alley. make sure her son watches so he can grow up to fight crime in a bat suit.

>>676277216

So fake. Anyone in this situation would just call the fucking cops and dump the bitch.

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>>676277216
>>676277216

What type of a fgt does this shit for fun on easter.. Go read your bible fuckstick

Guys this is a pasta that is several months old

>sage

>>676279127
but if he calls the cops and find out narcotics are being sold out of it, the state will seize it.

>conundrum

>fml

Wow i havent seen this one in a year or 2 actually nice replies op

>>676277216
Start sticking needles everywhere, act like you don't have any idea of what's happening.
Better yet, roll them in shit. Ha, what's he gonna do? Call the cops?

>>676279465

Yes, but he'll get it back soon enough when the cops work out what's happening, and it's not as though he can live there comfortably at the moment anyway.

> this is now a hypothetical thread

>>676279397
>several months
>guys
>sage
TOPKEK 10/10

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>>676277216
Quit being a cuck, kick that bitch out
Call the cops, let those fucks deal with it thats what their paid for
BS ur way out of getting in trouble, if u piss clean u can say u "just found out"

>>676277216
>*you're
Next time you feel the need to make a fake snapchat banner at least use proper English
/thread

>>676277216
youre a fucking pussy

>>676279821
>trusting cops to do the right thing

>>676278313
what does put some batteries in a sock do. why would you do something so utterly random and pointless. get a baseball bat or something instead

>>676278313
horrible advice, if the the opponent is stronger the only way to win is to use something with more force, like the law/LEA
people may call u a bitch, but fuck them, their bitch asses dont know how to exploit shit with their surroundings

You get the fuck off this site, go buy me a new six pack of beer, and clean this shitty house you fucking little faggot. Since this little girls pussy ain't so tight no more I'm about to see house sweet your little faggot ass is.....

>>676277216
what the fuck is wrong with you, posting such shit bait

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>>676278712
kek

>>676277216
1) buy a gun
2) shoot the fuckers
3)???
4)profit

>>676279465

Copy pasta aside, stop being this retarded. If you own the house and Joe fuckerton comes in dealing drugs and fucking your bitch you kick them both to the fucking curb. You own the house. They cannot be there without your consent. The only way you'll get it seized is if you continue to be a bitch and allow this faggot to committ crimes with your knowledge without doing anything.

>>676277216
Heres a beta move for a beta fag like you.

Call the cops, he's in violation of his parole by drinking

>>676279092
This

>>676280608
Sounds rather exciting
Will post pics

>>676277216
Call the police and tell them to remove the fucking guy from your house.
> Don't be a bitch

>>676277216
shoot his fucking ass

>>676277216
nice pasta faggot. i love faggotini.

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>>676278295
Thanks for that reminder because reading this shit physically hurts my chest. I hope no one ever has to go through this shit.

Now, if I hadn't seen that image before, I'd tell you to kick the bitch out. But, it's been posted before, so fuck off.

>>676280955
This. You gotta be confident. The moment he attacks you, you report to the police and tell them you wanted them out and you gave them no permission to stay.

>>676277216
old pic, fucking newfags

>>676281502
sad part is, they do & ppl can b total shit to each other

>>676277216
Talk to a lawyer about gaining custody, in the mean time it's your house, ask for an officer to be present for the removal of an unwanted Tennant

>>676282167
Aww sheet, if it ain't in ritin, it ain't reel. law man fuck yo shit up if it ain't in ritin

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>>676282548
Gtfo nigger

>>676279909
I don't know why I find these images so funny. something about this one has me laughing my ass off.

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>>676280349
>what does put some batteries in a sock do. why would you do something so utterly random and pointless

I cant believe all you newfags are still replying. This makes me hurt being here since 11

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>>676280349

Copy pasta

>Get some drugs
>lace his beer with it (optional side quest: lace your ex's too)
>when he flips or passes out, call cops
>he gets arrested and goes back to jail
>if you laced your exes you could call CPS as well

>>676277216
If by some random chance this is legit there are three options

Kill yourself
Kill the dude and the girl
Kill yourself and them

>>676277216
Literally arson and you're done

>>676284187
What about D? All of the above?

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>>676280468

lol you know nothing about combat

>>676277216
Call the fucking cops and say exactly what you just posted, and have her leave as well.

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lol there is so much wrong with your situation that you could have avoided. there were warning signs all over the place.

>>676277216
https://fgts.jp/s/thread/16475853/

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Nice b8 OP

>>676285161
http://snapchatcheaters.tumblr.com/post/135904491219

>>676284798
correct, but i do know whats legal

lol this shit would never happen in real life, but for some reason I love cuckold porn. gets me hard every time. of course in real life, I'd wait for him to be asleep and do severe bodily harm to him in so many different ways, or you know, just call the cops and send his ass back to jail. if you want to make the story more believable, make it so that he has something over on you, like you are the one who could get sent to jail, not him. nice try though. come up with e better premise next time.

>>676278298
>360 degrees
lel

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>>676277216
why didn't you hit him over the head with the beer bottle you moron

>>676285706
newfag

>>676285807
Read the thread, the story is fake

>>676277743
This is the only rational answer.

>>676277216
You're better off without her.
A girl who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" is no good.

>>676277216
Dude the fact that you just made this up is absolutely fucking pathetic. In the millions of years of evolution there has be no "trying to be behind" in things or wanting people to be better then you. So the fact that you are a cuck has denied years of evolution. Fuck you, your genes are tainted by faggotry. Kill yourself for humanity

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>>676277216
just send back *you're*

>>676277216
this is fake, if a strange man is in your house you have every right to kill them, at least were i live.

This is a REPOST from at least a year ago.

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>>676277216
This is pasta guys.
You always fall for this Shit.
Bunch of newfriends

if this is true anon kill them... no. but srlsy. get something and beat that man

>>676277216
You kill their child and throw it at him while hes shitting, than puut a gun down his throut and make hig beg. tie his ass up, bring that slut into the bathroom where you have him changed, tell her to suck his dick. shoot her brains out when she starts to, than destory his mobiliity and cut his fingers off, his tounge out, his ears off, and blind him, than call the cops and kill yourself. it's easy when you have a gun ;)

>>676286419
kek

>>676277216
100% bullshit story
But on the other hand, the grill in this picture is fucking perfect

>>676286490

You seem pretty salty. You are revealing deep seeded insecurities. You've probably been cucked and it burns your soul like acid anytime you think about it. Stop projecting your self-loathing onto other people and start improving yourself so that you will have a higher SMV.

>>676277216
Woh shit

Couldnt read past 3 years

Until then I was just gonna be like "jump ship from this manipulative emotionally immature trainwreck"

3 years op? You have a shit relationship and you need a better "not horrible women" compass

I know the story is fake but if something like this ever happens to you, you do not call the cops but his Parole officer.

I knew a asshole on parole that was hassling my cousin. I made an anonymous call that he was using drugs and he was back in jail.

>>676288338

great advice. thanks m8

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>>676277216
So I doubt this is real but if it is, you can fuck this man up for the rest of his short life. The dumb cunt too. Go ahead and call the cops, you didn't know shit. Let him know you called them. He might whoop your ass, but it's more time on his sentence. Get the kid to call you dad or tell you he loves you in front of him. Bribe the shit if you have to. That'll hurt him. If he's too young, hold the kid while they haul the nigger away. Wave and smile. Once the nigger is gone, kick the whore to the curb. Let her and her son fend for themselves. Something tells me she's a goddamned leech, so she'll be pretty well fucked. Let her waste her days away while she waits for the nigger to get out. I'm sure he'll end up getting out and beating her. Let them live together in their happy little crack house. You forget about all of this, move on, and for the love of fucking god, quit being a pussy.

Easy one here. Wait till he is asleep, cut his dick off and chop it up into small pieces.

>>676287835
this

>>676288768

nah thats crazy feminist shit. so many other nasty things you can do to him without resorting to that kind of Dr. Phil cuntery

>>676277216
if real. grow a fucking pair of balls and tell them to get out. if they refuse call the cops.

like I said. only if real. most likely this is just copy pasta

nice pasta op

>>676288604
Solution found. Especially that last part about you moving on from being a pussy.

Kill them both say it was self defense and show marks on your neck

>>676289107
ya got me there.

If my girlfriend asked me if she could fuck another guy, I'd say yes and then indulge in the most depraved Caligula type shit with her, all the while looking for her replacement, and then I'd move on to a better woman once I found her.

>>676286894
Castle doctrine FTW

>>676277216

Wow, after being that big of a puss, you should have offered up your butthole after he was done with the slut. The man is on parole, he physically assaults you giving you his "get back in jail free" card and you don't take it. I hope this story isn't bullshit to have a new low sad sack of shit to calibrate my worthless people barometer. You took the place of the guy who got frienzoned by a hooker.

>>676277216
There is a specific police code for situations like this, they'll handle it retard.
Call the cops.

>>676285343
Fucking women can be fucking cruel. That's not just a bunch if cucks either.

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>>676289590
I'd tell her I'm an interracial cuckold that's into breeding and then 6 months after she got pregnant I'd be like, actually no. I 'm not a cuckold. I just said that to see if I could get you to have a nigger baby. Enjoy the rest of your life as a single mother you worthless piece of shit.

Then I'd turn 360 degrees and walk straight out the door.

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Go inside the room where they are fucking and then blow your brains out all over their naked bodies.

worst bait ever.

>>676290060
Texas FTW

Shittie part is u now need a 'no trespassing' sign

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>>676277216
Fancy story anon, writing could have been better.
https://fgts.jp/s/thread/16475853/

>>676286222
>>>676286222
trips have spoken OP.

>>676277216
Such a fucking fake ass story.

>>676277216
Fake and gay.

In the small odds it's real, if it's your house (i.e. you're paying the mortgage or your name on the lease), you can call the cops and have him tossed out. You can file assault charges against him.

If your gf has established your home as her legal residence, you'll have to start eviction proceedings against her. In the meantime, bring bitches home and fuck them in front of your gf. Hell, get an escort and fuck her in the living room...

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>>676277216
>call police for assault
>parole officer gets notified
>faggot jailed once more
>????
>your a fuckin moron
cuck dreams are real damnit

>>676277216
this story again?

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>all these edgy teenagers wanting kudos for pointing out that this story is fake

>>676278488
Yet you reply, kill yourself faggot

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>>676277216
bitch looks like a fucking skele

>>676293278
we can hear your legbeard growing you fat cow.
>only fat people drink diet pepsi

Beat the shit out of him OP, grow some fucking balls bro.

She's fucking him because he's clearly more alpha, chicks do that.

Dig deep and show her you're the alpha and not him, find a nice piece and fuck her snap chatting it to her, or pay a good looking escort.

Also beat the shit out of him.

>>676277216
>I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned.
Lawyer up, get them sentenced. move on

>>676286222

>>676277216
>my wife's son

>>676277216
no time for this bullshit bait, fuck off