I was a fat lonely kid that fucked your mom and you suck ad CoD faggot

I was the kid who had already played way too many video games, knew way too much about the Internet and spent way too little time outside.

I was really really clever, which lead me to be really really bored, which lead to me being really really aggressive. I was just an overall faggot

I was the fat kid with a posse of assholes like me who curb stomped niggers

>>676262635
r u me?

i was the freakishly unpopular kid that only hung around one other kid and did fuck all during breaks

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gay kid tbh

>>676261079
i was a hiperactive bright kid with a madurative retardation

I was that kid that shot up my school.

the kid who didn't talk whose friends merely tolerated him

>>676261079
i was an extra

popular kid who usually did the best on tests and in sports, but super emotional and cried like a bitch way more than I should have

>>676261079
I was a smartass and never did any of my work. I tormented my teachers to no end and enjoyed every minute of it.

I was popular and well-liked, and its been downhill since.

>>676261079
I was the kid in the picture.

>>676261079
Awww, I want to sit next to this kid :(

I'm that kid who runs like Sonic in gym.

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Believe it or not i was the youngest kid in my class, also pretty attractive, had girls flirting with me on a regular basis, became a massive faggot after age 13 when i discovered /b/ and went on full retardation, loneliness, lost all my friends, only played call of duty and browsed /b/

I was the smart kid who was extremely nice to everyone and always smiling. No one tried to fuck with me cause they knew everyone will get on their ass.

I was always alone. Sat by myself during lunch and class. I didn't have very many friends.

>>676261079
Don't remember. Too long ago.

was kinda popular when i was in elementary and had my first girl friend. Also was put in gate for math and science

>>676265270
I was a lot worse than that, in Kindergarten I used to pretend I was a Shade from Warcraft 3. Yeah, the most fucking useless unit in the game.

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i was the kid

who was always late

and eventually i had to ,move to another school

because my family were poor

and on drugs and alcohol

i walked to school. as i was told to,,

but i never actually arrived .

i ended up in the city everyday instead

my parents never had a clue

>>676262635
Has anything even changed?

>>676261079
I was the fucking scum of the earth.

I was a flaming gay kid and everyone knew. I spoke gay-ly, I walked gayly, I ate gayly, I did everything gayly.

Also, I did competitive gymnasts growing up, so I would always do sexy tricks in front of the male teachers of the school, I'd pole dance at recess, and I'd always drop something on purpose.

I was the kid who had little to no friends and pretended to read books and watch kids play around me

I was that kid who went home after a hard days work in Elementary school only to have my dad throw bottles at me and blame for my moms death, even though my seventeen year old brother never got shit and be smocked cigarettes everyday and ended up dropping out of school.

>>676269025
Did you kill your dad

in elementary I was friends with fucking everyone

then I moved and 6 years later after middle and highschool I still have no friends

>>676263579
I'm still like that..
Can we be friends?

>>676269228
No he ended up killing himself

>>676261079
I was that guy that hung out with everyone, but I never really had any friends.

>>676261079
>finding nemo lunchbox
shit, I'd be his friend

>>676264779
you must be new

>>676261079
i was the annoying little girl and in the 5th grade couple girls didnt like me bc i was annoying and is mean to me heres time line
>Kindergarten- 1st grade in kindergarten some girl named lesley would kick me and shit and one girl named rose got my to counseling because she told the teacher i touched her butt when i poked her back to tell her to pull her pants up
>shit in my pants in 1st grade nd friend ask me whats tht smell but played out like i didnt no...i was chill
>2nd grade go to new school made new friend..friend lied to teacher and told her i said the f word..i cried
>3rd grade was smart bitch had friend named dora nd drew alot and stick my middle finger under my desk when i get scared/nervous
>4th i was quiet and very smrt and on my bday teacher give me ipod..comes home and mom stole it from me and sold it :(
>5th was annoyin nd like i said girls were mean 2me would always chase this boy named henry durin recess cus i liked him
>6th moves to virginia was bullied nd was lil chunky nd kids called me ms piggy nd i one time had enough nd cried til i couldnt breathe..messed up with my confidence
>7th was chill and quiet didnt have any friends but talk sometimes
>8th a bit talkative had friends nd lied to them about me havin a inrl gf even tho she was online gf..but friend told me "i bet shes online gf" i said no nd told them i met her in my other state
>repeated 8th grade for not comin 2 skool
>9th (im here rn) can b quiet sometimes nd smart and this one boy whos my friend well it started out by me givin him a dollar and he called me his boo..i rlly didnt like it cus ik his nigger broke ass was broke anyways..nd he copy off my work
>one time he decide to cheat off of me nd i put wrong answer and her copy me and submit and i re corrected mines nd passed..haha im a ass

>>676265335
underage b&

The harassed one

>>676269476

Fag

>>676267909
I wish that I could talk in fragmented sentences

I was that kid who really liked big time rush

>>676269845
>girl

>>676269372
of couse
always <3

>>676270212
yes

>>676269845
I don't even know what the fuck I just read.

>>676270251
Skype?

>>676270328
my b typin 2 fast and tired

kind of chubby but normal.

>>676269845
GTFO underage fag

>>676269845
UNDERAGE MODS

>>676270524
gasp

>>676268312
Good point.

>>676263832
His dick shouldn't bend like that... must be the gay powers.

>>676261079
Hyperactive, smart, and witty.

I was a Chad

>>676261079
this kind of kid
http://www.streamboobs.com/leila_lopexxx/

a slut

>>676270912
So u fucked stacy?

A child.

>>676270501
no
i have nothing
id have to make an email first :/
nevermind
there will always be someone else on here for you anon

>>676270993
TITS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>676271165
Thanks anyways

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my family were nazis


so i didn't goto school

because it was filled with jews

also they were rich

and i could smoke pot in my room

and play with my sister

my sister and me often played we

were in school

eventually i graduated highschool

as 29

picture related it's me

I was the quiet awkward shy kid who spent a lot of time with the teacher because the teacher was molesting me.

hella good at soccer and shit. in school, kinda weird and kinda sad. good at class and shit. went to gifted and talented school.

>>676269000
That's some sad shit man

>>676271466
U forgot to post ur chaturbate link

>>676269000
checked

>>676261079
Poor lonely kid, nobody was my friend, i was ignored, my only friend die, and nobody cared, he was an outcast too, the scholl didnt care, there was no memorial, his parents were acoholics they didnt care either, he showed me my first porn, rip, james

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>>676269025
Does your brother still smock?

>>676263832
I was the girl other girls picked on for dressing weird and being generally awkward. Now I wished I was friends with the gay kid, who was as lonely as me.

>>676267279
>kindergarten
>warcraft 3 released in 2002
MODS

>>676272850
>girl
please leave

>>676272914
You do realize you're 5 in kindergarten

You do realize it's now 14 years after 2002

You do realize he's 19, right?

>>676269845
>9th grade
MODS!

In elementary school, I would say I was pretty normal socially. It was a tie between me and one other for being the smartest in the class, and he was my best friend by the end of elementary school.

Now, high school on the other hand... I made almost no real friends. I was friendly with almost everyone, but didn't hang out with anyone outside of school (we all lived too far away). Only 1 of my friends from elementary school went to the same high school, but being that I was a boy and she was a girl, well, high school social norms didn't allow much for friendship in that way... Became very introverted, delved way too much into computers and video games, and now make >$100k helping other people use computers.

>>676261079
i was the kid that every teacher hated

It was great and my teacher was hot as fuck.

I was the lonely fat kid who read all the time. Overall, a faggot.

Elementary I was the smart and good kid, teachers loved me and I was generally liked amongst the other kids but I was a bit weird. Then in high school I started dressing even weirder, was an outcast but didn't get bullied and belonged to an alrighty popular group at my first school, got expelled twice, decided to go full loner and read books instead of socializing on my second school but had great friends at my third.

Right now I've been seeing a guy known as "the suit kid" when he was in highschool. Have had multiple times where people came up to us saying "HEY ARENT YOU'RE SUIT KID"

>Kindergarten- a rambunctious kid with which the teacher took out her aggression on. I had a group of friends with which I was considered the "leader". I also had a crush on a girl who was with this guy that was 3 days older than me, and made a bit better than me in all grades
>1st grade- I wasn't as crazy, and most of my friends were held back, the girl of my dreams was still dating the overachieving douche, and because the black woman principal was racist and was given a bad impression of me the year before, I stayed the troublemaker. I was also seen by the teachers as one of the brightest (2nd to be exact)
>2nd grade- I was finally given a room to live in at home and was given my ps1 and ps2 back, so I was obsessed with games again. My mom and dad viseted, but my dad was always angry and my mother was always tweaked on meth. At school, I was still the second in everything, and the girl was still with the same guy.
cont.

>>676261079
The funny chubby white kid,and that's been who I am since.

I was the smelly kid in elementary but I moved after 4th grade and cleaned up my act lol

That one kid who hit puberty like a truck two years early.

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I was the fucking fag.
I'm sure OP was also the fucking fag of his class.
Pretty much everyone here was the fag of their class.

>I got kicked out of pre k
>i was the fat kid in elementary school
>I was the akward kid in middle school
>And i was more popular in highschool.

Very intelligent kid, very popular
Though i was a bully and an asshole to many people. I am surprised that they still like me and hang out with me after all those years.

>>676261079
I was that kid who could easily be inflected because i acquired no personality. That was until i discovered the internet.

>>676277536
cont.
>3rd grade- I haven't seen my mom all year and I was becoming depressed, my dad lives in a shack near me. I keep playing more and more games. At school, I'm slipping into third place overall. I'm at a 12th grade reading level. I peed on myself and a computer in class. so kids make fun of me. My grandparents get a slow computer at home, and I start to work with it. My best friend (only friend) hooks me up with 2/10 older girl

>Be me
>11 years old
>edgy asshole
>Fantage was my shit
>go to school one day
>teacher is talking shit as always
>Fuckingcunt.exe
>run thru the computer lap
>some faggot friend tells me to look up breast on Google
>get a mini boner
>"why the fuck not"
>google it
>"MRS PUSSY ANON IS LOOKING UP NAUGHTY PICTURES!
>Fuckmylife.webm
>teacher calls my parents
>dad rushes to school and beats the shit out of me in front of everyone
>stuffs his sandwich into my mouth
>"Eat your fucking breakfast"
>everyone laughing at my poor ass
>I look at everyone and tell them the most serious I'm gonna kill myself
>Voice cracks
>They call me pitcher bitch until now
>life was never the same

Math nerd/class Clown who hung out with the athletic kids and loved sports but was too short to ever be very good at them. I also had very severe ADD so was kind of unpredictable. I could stare at the map of the USA for like 2 hours straight and then out of nowhere crack like 6 jokes in a row. One time the girl next to me got sick and vomited all over me, but I was so focused on that map of the USA that I didn't even notice. I was pretty popular because I was the funny kid and also decent at sports, but I was also kind of a smart alec and so I think maybe a few people didn't like that.

>>676278711
>4th grade- I find out my mother is in prison for prostitution, drugs, and 1st degree murder. Get beaten up at school. Focus all attention on vidya. Find /b/. Become an autist at school. Get 9th place overall in class. College reading level. Life sucks. Try to kill myself. Fail. Life goes on.

I was in special ed due to ADD until high school. Spending 2nd to 8th grade In a classroom full of helmet wearing autists was not fun.

>>676268838
Haha that kid usually ends up being kind of popular in high school actually

>>676278574
>>676279602
nah

I was the funny popular kid that was really shy around girls but i had countless friends who thought i was awesome

>>676268838
post a pic of ur butt faggot

>>676280339
nah

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>>676261079
I was the one why was too adventurous for people to handle and very stubborn.

>Mum put me in preschool.
>wft mum, no
>mum goes home and I'm just chilling with it all. Playground is pretty cool
>Ok everyone! nap time everyone inside and lay down on these bed things we laid out
>Who the fuck sleeps in the middle of the day? thats when you do shit
>thats ok bitch im fine with the playground
>makes me lay down for 15 minutes staring at the ceiling, fuck im bored. Not putting up with this for another day.
>As soon as we are released I get on the playground, jump on the fence and climb over and leg it.
>I was told by mum about this that they only noticed me gone when one of the other kids reported it.
>got half a kilometer down the road before the daycare people got me back.

>stayed there for a week with escape attempts every single day as many as possible.
>parents took me to a different place.

>Escape attempt was a digging focused one.
>Got my head stuck under the thick wooden fence.
>Actually had to call fire brigade to cut out a section of the fence.
>i got to stay home after that. All was well.

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>>676261079
>Be me, age whatever in elementary, don't want to do the math
>Everyone is a dumbass
>they can't even divide properly and add the remainder on the end result like why?
>Placed in special class, not for "special" but actually special
>Decrypting matrix based codes and fixing complicated architectural flaws in model bridges
>Bright AF
>Still done with everyone's shit
>SUPER CYNICAL
Smarts launched me forward in life and now I'm in a mentor ship that will lead to a job in IT.

Want to point out I was a smart kid, not so much a smart ass though.

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I was beat up all thru elemetary since the first day i stepped into an american school for being half korean. Every day all day. One time some teenagers tried to drown me in a lake. They also threw my bicycle my dead grandfather gave to me into said lake. People stole my video games and toys all the time breaking into my house like my room was a loot cave. I got beat up after school as well as at home. This dragged on until the end of highschool.

Im a social mess. I been wanting to kill myself every day since i was 7.

I can only be myself on the internet. Now lets all blame cod for the school shootings.

I was that black kid who always loud and always got in trouble.

>>676281016

Ayo wassap niqqa wass good homie

I was the self-made rich, entrepreneurial kid. By age 10 I already had a large and diverse stock portfolio, worth over $10MM, and was dabbling in venture cap. I also had my own personal Butler and chauffeur. Whenever one of the other kids needed a loan, they would always come to me. I wore a suit every day and always combed my hair, and I spoke in an upper-class English accent.

>>676269845
Sucks to be you in grade school, but you just gotta work with the hand your given instead of folding, looks like you SAY you were smart but the way you spell "and" tells me you have been dumb for a looooooong time. I hate freshman too no matter how long ago I graduated, you guys don't have your shit together. ever.

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>>676263832

>>676262635
youve just described 99% of the people on /b/

I was that kid that people would usually talk to and want to hang out with. As well as hanging out with them all the time outside. But now that college has arrived, where have they gone? I have no idea

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>>676261079
>moved to US at 7
>don't speak until 6th grade because accent
>fake merifag accent from watching Saved by the Bell
>learned I could make people laugh
>feelgoodman.png
>teachers eventually label me class clown trouble-maker
>constantly beat me down for being a joker
>by 8th grade I'm emotionally a wreck
>1 friend but only really because he lives near me

>>676281282
Probably b8 but kek. I'm good, what's good with you homie?

>>676261079
>be me
>be fifth grade
>all five troublemaker boys were called into hallway by counselor
>lines us up and says
>its come to my attention that you all have been using a very hurtful name to describe one of your fellow classmates
>hes talking about kelly super fat imbred girl who could grow a mustache and rip our fragile fifth grade bodies in two.
>counselor says that we need to stop calling her 'shrek'
>i had no clue what he talking about and bust up laughing my ass off
>everyone looks at me then my friends start laughing
>counselor instantly lost all control
>says to seperate from eachother and compose ourselves
>takes ten minutes
>i walk outside he never notices
>go steal milk from cafeteria

I was that hyperactive autistic kid who shits on the whole class. The teacher didnt like me and I got constantly bullied by other classmates. There wasnt a single week where I wouldn't be sent to the principals office. But on the bright side, my grades were perfect and I was always the first guy to finish the work so I can play Runescape and AOE on the computer.

>>676261079
I was annoying but funny. I was pretty much an asshole, still had many friends tho

I was a loner who would always be in detetion from getting into fist fights because kids would always tease me.

What few friends I did have when be ones who would take advantage of me and steal shit from my house and blame me everytime they did something wrong.

I also used to be afraid to go home most days because I knew my dad would start pummeling the fuck out of me ass soon as I walked through the door.
At least I wasn't molested though, I guess.

>>676267909
And look where it led you, you illiterate fuckhead

>>676269845
iaintreadingthatshitnigga.png

i flunked 2nd grade

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>u read it tho nigger