Fluffy abuse thread.
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Fluffy abuse thread.
MOARRRR
Why..
Pretty softcore, sorry
The farm, this story is complete and finished
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>>676253599
>>676253537
Read it earlier today. 9/10.
>>676253756
>>676252790
Whe the fuck not?!
>>676253963
go away shitponies
Needs moar jellenheimers
>>676251681
This is the one thread on 4chan I never understood
>>676254251
Finale.
>>676254267
Never understood that shit. Can you explain it to me?
>>676254635
fck u nigga, now i have nightmare for days at end
>>676254520
Thanks for bumping this to the front page.
>>676254585
>>676254632
>>676254409
>>676254347
>>676254083
>>676254190
>>676254228
>>676254290
>>676254911
What is jallenheimer?
>>676254508
Not really much to explain. They're basically derpy fluffies that people tend to draw as being psychotic for whatever reason.
>>676255070Basically one day a booru member called Xeno made a picture with badly drawn foals. Then another member jokingly proclaimed them a new species and called them jellenheimers. That's what happened.
>>676255090
Ok. Thanks.
>>676255302
Thanks.
That's all the jellens I have.
I actually had an idea for jellenheimers, expand the "lore" a bit.
I figured jellenheimers are also genetically engineered creatures, possibly also made by hasbio. They're designed to be a "natural" predator for fluffies.
They aren't sentient and can't talk, but can mimic noises including "speech" to attract fluffies. They are simple looking because they were designed to be as unobtrusive as possible. They're basically living roombas that are designed to dispose of fluffies.
They reproduce by "raping" fluffies and injecting an egg into them via an ovipositor. The egg then hatches and the jellenheimer eats it's way out of the fluffy.
Thoughts?
>>676254839
A reply!
Oh, am not
Am denny :^)
>>676255860
Also, jellenheimers can generate psychic waves that disrupt fluffies' genetically engineered cells. It causes fluffies to violently rupture. These waves are harmless to humans and other creatures.
>>676255860
Sounds good.
An alternative idea is that they were the first batch of fluffier. They went horrible wrong and were thrown out. When the fluffys got out it was found out jellenheimers were predator. Then what you said.
>>676255860
Fuck off loser, jellenheimers already have lore. Stop trying to be edgy and cool.
>>676256162
I was being fecisious. Denny?
>>676256564
They actually don't have lore. They're just kind of there.
these threads would disappear a lot quicker if you shitposting faggots didn't keep bumping them.
>>676256500
You're taking the only cool thing in fluffyverse and turning it into shit. Fuck off edgelords
>>676256754
They do have lore, look it up faggot
>>676256867
It has no backstory though. Perhaps that's part of its allure but if it had at least a small backstory it'd be preferable. In cannon of course.
>>676256867
What's cool about jellenheimers as-is? They don't do anything. They're literally nothing.
Why are you so mad about this?
>>676256564
Thought there's no actual lore whatsoever except for Hasbio being the creator of fluffies.
>>676253186
>thatfilename.scroll
>>676256950
No they don't. They're just weird fluffies that stand around and don't do anything.
That's literally the lore.
>>676257534
>mfw I can relate to this fluffy.
>>676254833
Yo fam, wtf is a Jellenheimer?
>>676257693
Better quality?
>>676257693
a nigga cant see shit
>>676258196
Jellenheimers are a rare psychic defect variety of fluffies, they grow to roughly twice the size of an average fluffy, but start somewhat smaller. They possess a variety of psychic talents as well ranging from teleportation and telekinesis to pyrokinesis and mind reading.
>>676257159
They're lack of doing anything and mere presence is subtle horror. But i forgot you're all underage faggots and you only understand FNAF level horror.
I like the subtle horror because Im not a giant faggot with ADHD.
You guys are trying to turn something with a good value into retarded shit like the retarded shit you already have.
>TL;DR, im upset cuz of newfags
>>676258807
How is that horror? They're not scary in any way, the don't do anything. By that logic, a chair or a table should be scary too.
It's not horror, it's just a potentially cool creature that isn't being used because they don't fucking do anything.
>>676259233
Dont you have some faggy chicken rabbit lesbian robot roleplay to attend to?
>>676259528
The fuck you on about?
ITT: G/fur and 2 fags argue over imaginary creatures.
I don't understand why furfags and now minions spam our threads. We don't spam their threads so why ours? Stop being nigcucks while you're at it furfags
>>676258296
Shit, let me try again.
>>676260074
This is a gfur thread
>>676260153
This one works.
>>676258807
While I don't disagree with you, I'm of the opinion that everyone can make their own cannon. That's one of the things that make this fandom great.
Last image, enjoy your ruined thread faggots.
>>676260245
Go start your own thread then, we got enough with minions
>>676260463
>sonI'mdisappoint.jpeg
>>676260463
lol, thanks for the bump, you fuckin autismo
>>676260463
>>faggots
>>has saved scores of gay furry porn
>>676260771
Hugbox? Got any better ones. Feeling a little down lately.
>>676260941
Im not gay, i just enjoy the art style.
>>676259233
dubs checked, however i agree w the anon above, he said it perfectly, its mere presence is subtle horror. think about that. think about if it was in your room. pediophobia or fear of dolls is very common, what do dolls do? nothing. just like the jiggenweimers or whatever the fuck yall were talking about, it makes perfect sense. and ill admit that i thought the ovipositor idea sounds cool. but i think that idea should be applied to a new creature, i was imagining something like atomos from ff
>>676260771
And after this they Will be beaten to death by the kids friends for revenge.
The end
>>676261190
Lowest excuse you can use. Be ashamed.
>>676261190
Yeah. Tell that to your daddy. You can bond over these pics.
>>676258558
>>676258807
Jellenheimers are stupid as fuck, they are almost as bad as that fucking duck. Why do fluffies need more? I say this almost every time someone tries to contact up with some stupid 'other-fluffs' instead of coming up with stupid alternatives why don't we think of actual clever things to do with what we have
>>676261190
Sure pal
>>676260981
Why the duck come here with depression?
>>676261190
>"last image"
>posts more faggotry
>>676261190
>"Im not gay, i just like how the cocks are drawn"
>>676251681
i hate you all
>>676261190
Sure you do. Then why isn't it straight? Wait don't tell me. You enjoy looking at the angle of the cock. Just hoping to have one shoved down your throat by your boyfriend one day. But all he does is shove bottles up your ass.
>>676260153
Good job
>>676253107
Disgusting.
>>676261468
>why come here with the depression?
I've had it for a while. It's been getting worse recently though. Fluffy threads are a way for me to get out my anger and sadness.
>>676261551
Dude, its not gay if its a feminine penis.
Ialso love flat chests.
>>676261769
>feminine penis
>penis
>not gay though.
Started a new thread somewhere on page 10 beat the furfags to it
>>676262042
Perverted view of life.
>>676262033
Nvm new thread 404'd
>>676262033
Can't find it.
>>676262613
Nvm new thread 404'd
Jesus fuck
We have fluffy threads on /b/ ever so often - why is /fuffy/ over on the other site so glacial?
>>676262613
>>676262593
Well shit never mind what I said it was a little early.
>>676261992
Its not gay if the penis is on a girl with a pair of girlish balls and a flat female chest
>>676262877
>girlish balls.
I'm fucking done.
>>676262877
Who cares. Faggot or in denial - you're annoying. Go be a productive member of society.
