Submit to my british overlords.

>>676249027
Brits are cool probably wouldn't do shit.

Make a cuppa tea, switch over to the 24 hour cricket channel.

>be me
>look out window
>The brittish are coming!
>only have .22 rifle
>throw it at them because i have no bullets

>>676249027
Trade my freedom for directions to the sheep farm down the road.

Greet them with some tea, britts are fucking awesome!

>>676249027
BIN THAT KNIFE

>>676249027
its not like thier pussy vehicles could withstand a .22

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>the british

HA HAAAAAAH!

>>676249027
Pitch rifle in to the bin ask the blokes where a Yank can sign up and do his bit.

>>676249027
I could take out all of the British military with less than a .22

>>676249027
Complain to head bong that troops said hateful, racist things to me > troops arrested on hate crime charges > live off bong welfare while planning retaliatory bombings for initial invasion

>>676250735
Don't overestimate your edginess there, faggot.

>>676249027
i quickly go here
http://www.streamboobs.com/lana_rain/

and fap for my life

Tip them and watch my country improve.

>look out the window
>the britbongs are coming
>laugh to myself and go back to the computer
>don't even live in the us

>>676249027
>be me
>in house with rifle
>thebritisharecoming.jpg
>walk out of house toward troops and tanks
>hold up hands like i'm surrendering

but wait

what is that in my hand

>teabag mother fuckers
>grab lighter from back pocket
>britfags tremble in fear
>hold lighter up to teabag
>set teabag on fire
>drop on ground
>take off pants
>masterbate furiously
>cum on teabag
>at this point brits are holding guns up to thier faces and shooting themselves
>crisis averted
>go home

>>676249027
Take out as many tardmouths as I can before I die defending my country.

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>Look out window see British tanks
>See two A-10 warthogs appear out of no where
>Blow the fuck out of the British tanks
>watch as Brits get their heads kicked in by the US military.
>Murrica

>>676249027
>look out the window
>we are being invaded
>its britain
>mfw im british
>mfw the army invaded itself
>mfw they start killing each other for no reason

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>>676250735
>>676251495
>>676251671

>>676250735
The French, yes, but I'm not so sure about the British.

>>676251042
This nigger gets it

>>676249027
>>676249027
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>>676249027
Why would the British invade their own country?

kek

>>676249027
join them

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>>676252102
mfw i get arrested for posession of firearms

>>676249027
>>the british are invading your country
The British are invading England?

>>676249027
>Implying they could even get a beachhead
Kek

I live near a huge mil base. So I'd pop some popcorn and settle in for the show

>British are invading
>I'm British
>Haven't paid my invasion license fees
Shit lads I'm in trouble

>>676251671
You're a goddamn patriot and you're goddamn right.

British? Invading? Heh

>>676249027
I will have a shot of vodka, call my pet bear and kill the tea lovers with my bear hands for Mother Russia

>>676250194
>challenger 2 in basra survived 70 RPG hits
derp

I pretend I'm Muslim and proceed to take advantage of them and abuse them while they take it and like it. I May even decapitate one for fun

>>676249027
Have a cup of tea. Canada already has the queen, not much would change.

British invading the US? They want to try again?

>>676253496
Kek.

>>676249371
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>>676249971
>>676250007

>if Cameron patrolled /b/

>>676252690

Put them in water brah

Having wetarms isn't illegal.

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>>676249027
>mount my noble steed
>gallop to Lexington
>gallop to Concord
>tell everyone the British are coming
>tfw I'm Paul Revere

>>676249027

Put the rifle away. Enjoy the parade of vehicles and soldiers, enjoy the complimentary tea, go back inside and wonder what could've caused them to invade Canada.

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>>676253142
Fuck yeah Bro Murrica would fuck those limey bastards up.

>>676251671
faggot detected

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>>676249027
You mean the British and American military? They both hate the constitution, they both hate freedom. Both governments will fall to the American and British civilians. We will take back our freedom with our .22s

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>>676253753
kek

>>676253882

Paul Revere?

I thought that was Jack Black

>>676252102
were here to save the English from the English

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>>676253882
this

>>676253882

>the British are coming

>mfw they were all British

The red coats are coming m80

>>676255309
More like the Regulars are coming if you wanna get really accurate.

Only a .22, I cant even kill myself. Id do nothing im white they wouldnt do anything to me anyways.

>>676255568
>losing your freedom and liberty
>fine

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>>676253496

Last time you bunch of native killing, disease spreading miscreants was bailed iut by the French navy.

Now that they have decided they no longer need any other colours than white for their standards, you lot are giing to be up against it.

But first, roast beef for tea, lads!

Pic Related

>> Murrica's best

As if the brits or any euros have an army or have one worth a shit. And why should they? havnt had to as uncle sam nannys them.

>>676255461

Even better. Thanks.

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>>676255835
>brits invade my country
>mfw im in washington
>mfw why would they invade washington how would they reinforce
>mfw they would be wiped out withen a week
>mfw freedom saved

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Get drunk and die happi

>>676256931
>American government still standing
>freedom is still so far away

>>676249027
Show them a toothbrush

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Fight and die for my country no matter what the odds are against me

Make the shots count

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>>676249027

In the early 1920s American had a contingency plan in case the british declared war with america, they envisioned a defensive war and they where gonna annex canada and keep it after the war.

Put out Tea and Crumpets. Invite them in.

"do have some tea and crumpets!"

"Oh lovely, lets have some tea and crumpets lads!"

>kill them all with a carving knife

Reunite the commonwealth and destroy sand Niggers from Afghanistan to Israel

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>>676249027
British invading the vacuum cleaner.

>>676249027
I never tasted Marmite so let's do it

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>>676258052
pretty much

>>676258283
This .

Imagine what we could achieve

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British invading the Land Rover.

>>676249027
whip out your cock and start masturbating.

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Invite the commander or other high standing figure to tea, ambush them and kill them.

Run to the mountains and start an insurgency

>>676258770
You bombed pubs and threatened Georgie Best
You're a bunch of bastards

>>676249027
Call the Muslims

British myself. But would gather a huge pile of teabags from the surrounding houses as a resistance force place into a large glass container before putting the milk in first proceeded by boiling water. This done in front of the oncoming invasion force would cause them to recoil in horror and leave.

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Brits invading down syndrome.

>>676259219
Pubs full of British soldiers. Noice!

>>676257806

Why would they invade South Ireland when they already own the best bit?

>>676258126

Citation needed

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Dumping my revolutionaries folder

>>676258126

Doubtful America runs the commonwealth already and was long the overlord by then as it is today

>>676260193
They did invade the south but got kicked out. They're preparing to leave the north and abandon their wannabe chav brit pawns in the north

>>676249027
Tell them you are out of tea, but there's a chemist just round the block.

>>676260381
IRA plz

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>>676250824
Underrated post.

>>676260761
thumbs up!

>>676261604
Thats not IRA, they are Deniz Gezmis and Yusuf Aslan. Turkish revolutionaries who were executed. Im Kurdish myself though.

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>>676249027
>the british are invading your country
Fucking British, already invaded my country the cunts..
>twf Irish

>>676261792
You know who he is? Im legit baffled if you actually know him.

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>>676262005

ikr

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Fuck it, dumping some female fighter pics as well to counter this faggot above

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>>676261604

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Bonus pic i missed in previous dump

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>>676263309

>>676249027
How would they get all their people and equipment across the Atlantic without anyone noticing?

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>>676263538
IRA women fighters

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>>676263562
goodspeed irish anon, as a kurd i support your fight

>>676249027
>>you only gave an old .22 rifle in the house

Shoot their teakettle; the whole invasion will come to a screeching halt.

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Irish rebels

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r we in full control of the bowrd now?

>>676249027
>the british are invading your country

Impossible scenario I live in Britain and I'm proud.

Just kidding its full of raghead cunts.

same thing we did last time ..

>>676264043
And we Irish support our kurd comrades

>>676251042
She's kinda hot