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Kill Yourself

>>676224372

Last rule, faggot

>>676224086
Climb tree.

Follūow sign to kfc

Buy a big mac, like the fat faggot you are.

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>>676224577

You arrive at the KFC. There is nobody outside, but you hear sounds coming from inside. You think that you might want to be armed before going in.

Dubs decides.

>>676224831

Run in while masturbating

>>676224831
chop your balls off and use them as throwing weapons

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>>676224966

You run into the KFC, dick in hand. You find a hostile-looking nigger chowing down on some KFC. He seems ready to chimp out on you.

Dubs decides what you do.

>>676225218
Summon an elder god to smite him

>>676225218
get raped by the nigger

Cum in his eye and then smash him with a chair

>>676225218
Stab him to death with your penis

grab him down with the other hand and shove your dick into his eye until he bleeds to death.

cum in his chicken

>>676225431
reroll

>>676225677
Rolling.

>>676225934
are you retarded? its already dubs...

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>>676225677

You cum in the nigger's chicken. He is not happy about that at all, and he stabs you in the leg while calling you a cracker-ass bitch.

Dubs decides.

>>676226112
I meant the reply above it.
I really am retarded.

>>676225568
rolling for this one

Strangle the nigger with his bandana and then vote for Donald Trump

>>676226256

stab him repeatedly in the eye with your penis until he dies.

>>676225218
Stick knife in dick hole

Shove the bucket over his head and bite his dick off.

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>>676226256

fuck Rapunslut

>>676226777
nice

>>676226777
get

>>676226256
Force feed him the cum-glazed chicken.

>>676226777
tripsss

Shit in his mouth

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>>676226777

You jump onto the nigger's face and stab him to death with your dick.

By the power of trips, a fellow white survivor bursts through the door armed with a gun, and offers you his help.

dubs decides.

>>676227382
make the other white guy dress your wound

Skin the big and wear it as a disguise

give him the bucket of kfc

>>676227382
Sharpie in pooper

>>676227382
Use niggers weapon and force other white guy to eat cum chicken

Where's the fucking MECH CHICKEN you owed us from last time faggot

>>676227522
noice

FUCKING AWESOME THREAD

>>676227382
after other guy dresses wound suck his dick as payment

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>>676227522

He dresses your wounds while telling you about a refugee camp a few screens to the left of the KFC.

Dubs decides.

>>676227730
>>676227920

You should have seen the last one.

>>676228001
Before going to refugee camp, both decide to jerk off over dead nigger body

go to camp, slaughter all male refugees

>>676228104
make the other guy take you to the camp after he jerks you off

Rape and steal weapon

>>676228276
>>676228193
Roll for both at same time

>>676228314
Roll

>>676228001
Go to the camp while planning out a method to enslave all the blacks.

>>676228316
>>676228314
roll

>>676228276
rolling for jerk off

>>676227578
Roll for nigger skinning

>>676228314

rr

>>676227640
Re roll for this

>>676228538
roll

Fuck the hole in the ground till you die or get killed

>>676228599
winrar

Start to philosophise about Determinism

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>>676224086
fuck u nigger trump

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump

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>>676228599

You make him eat the chicken. He doesn't take much convincing because he was very hungry, and it doesn't taste any saltier than normal KFC.

You now have a knife.

Dubs decides.

>>676229288
cut off nigger's dick and whitey's dick, sew onto your own.

>>676229288
Find a nignog to enslave using superior white man intelligence.

Drag him by the dick out of the KFC, and head to the refugee camp

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Doggy bump also go to new guys camp and find everyone naked and dead

>>676229433
That was quick

Put the bucket of chicken over your head, cut eye holes and go off to fight the nigger camp

>>676229288
Make a bargain with Arioch, the Lord of chaos for the runeblade, Stormbringer. In a dark world, a man with skin of ivory must make a desperate covenant in order to survive.

does quads overrule a dubs if it comes after?

>>676228802
You have to be proud that just yesterday You learned such a big word :) Keep telling everyone about it Thats really Great

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>>676229433

You cut off the nigger's dick as well as your accomplice's dick and attach them to your own. While you have over tripled your dick size, your partner is now hostile towards you. You are in a standoff. If you don't do something quickly, he will shoot you.

Dubs decides.

you browse dank memes on hugelol

>>676230023
This
>>676229771

>>676230063
rolling for this, by browsing dank memes you become friends again with him

>>676230023
stab him in the throat and take his gun

>>676230105
Roll

>>676230146
rerolling

Use your giga dick and pierce his eye

>>676230190
this

>>676230105
This

>>676230146
rollerino for hugelol memes

>>676230023
Stick your hand in his ass and eat his shit while jerking off his dick that you sewn on yourself.

Cut your tripledick in half and give him one half.

>>676230146
Rolling

>>676230278
reroll

>>676230023
Use an ancient ritual to turn him into a demon that serves you.

>>676230023

stab him in the hand so he drops the gun and then penetrate his head with your super cock until he dies.

tell the other white to kill yourself faggot

>>676230105
Rolling for this

>>676230146
rollllll btw keep this thread alive guys, ima cap this and go eat

Tell him about the Banane. He propably will really really like it

>>676230320

this

>>676230331
try again!

>>676230338
re-roll

bumping for keks >>676230063

Show him your pocket meme collection, and while he's distracted rape him in anus

>>676230105
Again

>>676230278
rolling

>>676230023
Philosophise about Determinism

>>676230473
roll for le kek

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>>676224086
Not an adventure if there's no yade.
>>676229293

Make out with him then call him a faggot

Cry

>>676230105
This one

>>676230473
this

>>676228658
Rollo

Rape him and sew his limbs onto your dick on a quest to get an insanely long dick

>>676230023
Rape yourself with your new dick

>>676230658
Rr

Use his asshole as an arena for a beyblade showdown

>>676230320

rr

>>676230346
Re roll but kill yourself if quads

>>676230713
Reroll this gives the Story some Direction

>>676230777
tripsrar

>>676230777
beybladeded

>>676230713
Want this

>>676230777
Winrar

>>676230023
Do a 360 backflip kick, snapping his neck and killing him instantly

>>676230320
roll

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>>676230711

You convince your partner that his severed dick was an integral component of a broader plan. You skin the nigger and wear his skin, and demonstrate that you can blend into nigger culture.

He is impressed, and you are in his favours again.

Dubs decides.

>>676231570
head to refugee camp

>>676231570
Trick other nigger into being your slaves with empty promises.

>>676230777

this won

>>676230711

Hail a taxi and fuck off to the refugee camp

GO TO CAMP

>>676231570
You head to the refugee camp only to be surrounded by a wild pack of niggers

use bucket as helmet then go off to fight the nigger camp

>>676231570
Now that he trusts you, you can rape him and sew his limbs onto your dick on a quest to get an insanely long dick

>>676232002
Roll

>>676231570
Open your six demon bag and blast him with fire, wind, all that kind of thing.

>>676232045
rr

>>676231570
pretend he is your slave and try to find supplies in a nearby town or city

>>676231958

>>676232103
Roll

>>676232045
roll

Kill your white friend because you are now black master race

Find the biggest nigger you can and challenge him to a beyblade battle

>>676232045
re

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Steal a bike

>>676232002
You only control the character, not the happenings you stupid fucking autist.

>>676224086
>You're the last white man on Earth
>your character is black
K

>>676231570
Infiltrate the nigger hoard as the many-dicked-god and find their leader

>>676232300
Winrar

>>676232600
Fuck yes

>>676232300
SWEET

>>676232300
use your 3x dick to LET 'ER RIP

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>>676232300

You hunt for niggers. You encounter a pack of them huddled around a trash fire. You challenge them to a beyblade battle, but they don't know what that is.

However, you have convinced them that you and your friend are cool.

Dubs decides.

>>676233103
Throw knife into fire
Then have a rap battle

kill whitey, take his gun and lead the band of niggers across the countryside

>>676233103
Get into the traditional nigger "dick slangin" contest to show them you are their leader

>>676233103
show them where the white women at

>>676233103
stab your partner to death before the niggers start questioning why you hang out with a whitey

Surprise attack

Smoke crack cocaine with them to be one with the heard

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>>676233288
Heil Hitler

>>676233288
Winrar
Second time I got

>>676233103
Offer the niggers chicken if they close their eyes for ten seconds, then slice their dicks off to add more inches to your schlong.

>>676233344
Chik0n dinner

>>676233288
Winrar

>>676233103
Ask them to help you find your ISIS friends who will supply you with an atom bomb

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>>676233288

You throw down while throwing your knife in the fire. Your verses may not be the best, but the niggers are impressed with your dick size and welcome you among them.

They tell you about a stash of KFC kept by the giganigger in a hole in the ground, near a tree with a whitey hanging from it.

Dubs decides.

>>676234500
Convince them you already killed the giganigger and that they can safely get the kfc

>>676233316
roll except dig up the lost nigger treasure

>>676234500
Ask them to assist you in retrieving the KFC chicken so you can all share it as a bountiful feast.

>>676234875
Roll

>>676234500

Go back to where you started and jump in the hole.

you decide to go meet this giganigger, with hope that you can kill him and make the world white again

kill giganigger by wrapping schlong around his neck and choking him into submission, become nig god

>>676234500
Rap them into sublimation and cut off all their dicks
Cmon guys, we need to have a 5 foot dick

Get out off the nigger skin by singing CRAAAWLLLIIING IN MY SKIIN

>>676234500
Hunt the giganigger down with the intention of giving him a harty blowjob, to show your good intentions of course.

need 5 foot dick to choke niggas out with and use as a whip

>>676234776
try again

>>676233701
Roll for this

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Hmm.

>>676234776
reroll

>>676234500
Obtain all of their penises to begin constructing the giganiggadick, the only weapon against the Giganigga and his army.

>>676234500
Retrieve kfc bucket

>>676235222
Perp this

>>676234500
Tell your friend the codeword "ass", whenever you say the codeword, you open fire on everyone

Tell the niggers to take you to their leader

>>676234933
winrar

>>676235222
winrar

>>676235222
trips have arisen

>>676234500
Go to the stash, burn it, make up an African dance, and look for a watermelon patch

>>676234500
Rape your friend and yell "Who's your daddy" as you do so. Get the niggers to rape him and then shoot themselves. Piss on bodies.

>>676235463
Reroll

>>676224086
how about this op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/taylor_cox/

>>676234500
beat the white guy down in front of them and cum on his face yelling fuck black people at the nigger pack

>>676235571
Reroll
>>676235588
Wasted dubs

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>>676234933

Your homies show you a secret entrance to the giganigger's lair. He is armed with a broken 40 of grain alcohol, but he is not hostile towards you, though he is unimpressed with your dick size.

Dubs decides.

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>>676235727
You play your most powerful weapon, your Trump card

>>676235727
Sit down and drink with him.

>>676235727
Ask him about straight outta Compton, then tell him ice cube is outside

>>676235727
Order the whiteee to skullfuck the giant while you destroy his stash

>>676235727
Tell him theres a white women behind him, knock him out, and steal his treasure

>>676235727
you cut your partner dick off and attach it to yours, hoping to gain the giganiggers respect

>>676235727
Take the pistol and shoot him in the balls

Suck his dick

>>676235727
>>676235988
yes m8

>>676235727
GO OUTSIDE
BACKSTAB THE OTHER NIGGERS
INCREASE YOUR DICK SIZE WITH THEIR DICKS AND LIMBS

Tell him white man tried to make you his slave and rape him together

>>676234500
Fuck all the coons to death. Shove knife up your bum and jump into the fire.

Rape whitey with giganigger to earn his favor

>>676235849
Rolling

>>676236139
rolll

>>676235222
>>676235727
OP what about the trips

>>676233701
This got trips last time so maybe this time?
And use the Bomb to kill the giganigga

>>676235727
Spunk so much onto him that he turns white

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>>676235988

You yell your secret codeword, "ass," and the whitey leaps onto the Giganigger's face and begins to fuck his face.

It injures and enrages the giganigger, but your friend is killed by his broken bottle.

You find a loaded gun and a full bottle of alcohol in the chest, and begin running away.

Dubs decides.

>>676236920
transcend your corporeal form

>>676236920
Pop a cap in giganigger's knees forcing him to the ground. Then ram him in the ass with your cock.

find the other niggers you met earlier and cut their dicks off in order to crown yourself as the dick king

>>676236920

shot giganigga with the gun and then claim yourself as the next gigawigga.

>>676236920
You turn around and finish the cunt off. You then strip both bodies and fuck them both until your dick bleeds.

>>676236920
Summon Hitler as your companion.

>>676236920
Transform into a giant starfish, release your stomach on to him and digest him whole.

>>676237230

It's the only way

>>676237230
*and attach the dicks to yours

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>>676236920
Again, PLAY THE TRUMP CARD TO SUMMON TRUMP

>>676236920
Pop six warning shots in him and say "STOP POLICE"

>>676236920
take a shit at the entrance of the giganiggers lair

>>676237323
roll

>>676236920
You turn around and finish the nasty fucker off. You then strip both bodies and fuck them both until your dick bleeds.

>>676237344
winrar!

call the middle east and offer them a lifetime supply of niggers and kfc if they bomb nigger land.

>>676236920
Form an archon with the giginigga and assume your full potential as your final form.

>>676237344
winrar

>>676237368
Rolli

>>676237344
WINRAR

>>676236920
go back and apologize to the nigga until he calms down... then kill him and rape both corpses

give giganigga bottle then shoot him in the head when he's suppin
cut off giga dick sew onto own dick

GGUUUYYSS
We need to expand our dick
Next roll, try to kill them and increase your dick size with their dicks, arms and legs.
Only then can we become the nigger leader

>>676236920
piss down the tunnel until the nigga drowns then swim down and rape his body

>>676237755
lol this pls

>>676237719
I have no intention of leading this filth anywhere but hell.

>>676237755
winrar

>>676237755
>>676237344
WINRAR, I prefer the piss one though

>>676237344
The 12 yr old from /pol/ got dubs

Everything becomes invisible, you can't see anything.

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>>676237344

You were hoping that it didn't come to this, but you play your Trump card.

The donald himself appears and threatens the giganigger. He immediately pleads for his life.

How does this story end?

Dubs decides.

>>676237755
Max Fucking Par

>>676236920
Ayyyyy lmao
You used my codeword OP

Sneak away on rooftops

>>676238231
Cum on Trumps back then shoot them both and rape their bodies

>>676238231
Trump deports all the niggers and makes America great again

>>676238231
We have a heart attack, very anti climactic.

>>676238231
Suck your own dick till you shrivel up and die.

>>676238231
Trump bites the giganigga's head off

>>676238231
piss on both of them and apologize as you do so

>>676238231
You order the giganigger to bend over, and then you have a gay threesome with the gignigger and trump.

All three drink together and get along.

>>676238398
Rolling for a happy ending.

>>676238231

bend your dick and fuck yourself to death, trump is the only white survival

the donald challenges the giganigger to a gigadick dick-off