>>676188154
Naked with a bottle of olive oil

>>676188154
pretend you are deaf for a week then by suprise you can hear again

>>676188535
This.
Pretend to be deaf, and only talk to him using notes.
I bet he'll say and do a bunch of stuff behind your back.

>>676188154
Boy or girl faggot

>>676188535
This

>>676188154
>>676188154
Cut a hole in your pants and let your boner poke out, then jack off and keep edging until you hear him arrive. Then cum all over his face like the faggot you are

>>676188535
Roll

Go in his room while he's asleep and tape dildos all over his ceiling and one in his mouth then post pics

>>676188535
Rolll

>>676188535
This

>>676188535
what if he knows sign language and OP doesn't?

>>676188535
Rolling for this

>>676188978
Roll

>>676188535
rolling for this

pretend deaf and you can lip read

see what shit he says about you

Put rat poison in his beer

pretend to be planning a terrorist attack

>>676188535
Roll

>>676189096
what are the odds? is worth the risk

>>676189159
>go>

>>676188978
Rollerino

>>676188956
Rolling

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Buy him a cake :3

>>676188535
THIS

Walk in wearing Lacey lingerie

>>676188535
ROLL

>>676189206
i mean i guess. i wouldnt buy it for a second tho. too many holes

throw an egg to the floor and make him clean it

>>676188154
Pretend to be gay and seduce him. After you're done, laugh at him for butt fucking dudes.

>>676188535
rolllll

cum in the floor while he watches

suck his dick all of a sudden

take his underwear and pretend you were jacking off to it, then explain you always had the feeling of love when you saw his boy ass.

>>676188154
try to re create the Mona Lisa with your shit on the wall

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"Beautiful mind" his whole room

>>676188535
rell

>>676188535
roll

rape him

wake him up every night by farting in his face pretending you are sleepwalking

>>676188535
yeah, definitely this

>>676188535
Roll

>>676188535
this

Bring a new animal home every day and after a week sit him down and tell him you have a problem and you need support right now

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>>676189877
nice dubs

Suck his dicks and tell him "just a prank bro"

blast the magnum pi theme song while doing a helicopter with your dick.

>>676188535
I like the idea. but how about we change it to being blind?

Airhorn him in his sleep and shove a dildo covered with puke and shit in his mouth

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With a black spider.

>turn off all lights
>Get naked
>prop yourself in a door way with ass facing his entrance

Goal of the black spider is he walks straight into your asshole; if you're lucky he'll penetrate.

A classic. Just take a big dump on the entrance.

Get a black robe, candles, fake blood and burguers.

One night while he's out, don the robes, light cadles all over the place and draw a pentagram with the blood on the floor of the kitchen while playing wierd music.

When he comes home and gets spooked say it's burguer night and that's how you celebrate it in your place and if he doesn't like it he can take a hike.

cum on every doorknob

>>676189719
This! Post results

Call him a Bdsm hooker and tell her him(/her) that he likes surprise rape

take a shit on the floor and tell him "that's how we do it here"

>>676190028
rerolll

>>676188154
Start smoking meth and/or shooting up heroin in his room. This will make him think you're a drug addict.
>le lulz

Helicopter dick into his room while screetching

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>>676190096
You have to get high enough so he walks his face into your ass.

>>676188154
presenting your ass when he walks through the door, with a carrot stuck up there and your face covered in cum,

add the single comment - hitler did nothing wrong

lock the door, ask him the password

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>>676188535
Rolling

>>676190141
Roll

Answer the door naked and with a massive boner

Lick his asshole

Eat honey, milk and laxatives, wait for him to open the door, and blast him with a liquid shit firehose.

>>676189719
Roll

>>676190393
Roll

With a dildo in your mouth.

>>676189719
Roll!

with a reach around

>>676190096
Roll

frame swastikas and nazi propaganda and leave them all over the house

fisting

>>676190189
if he does he probably will be an actual drug addict lol

Cut your dick off and feed it to him in a sandwich

Anal prolapse

>>676189719
roll

With his mom

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Buy him a cake as the guy above said :3

a tired caterpillar

>>676190611
Nah man its called good acting.

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roll

>>676190141
rollll

>>676189719
Rolling

With a small child

>>676188535 roll

>>676189719
This

With ky jelly and a double sided dildo

With his sister.

Force him to eat your asshole

kill him

>>676188535
this

talk in your sleep with a demonic voice
post results

>>676188535
roll
but never actually reveal

By taking a shit and wiping it all around the room

Dead baby heads

>>676189779
Roll

Ask him if he has heard the word of Satan today and then start preaching to him bout how the followers of Satan will get to enjoy a lifetime of debauchery.

>>676189719
Kek

talk to him very loudy, like screaming, but do it as if it is your normal voice

by grabbing his balls and sticking them in your mouth. Then saying, they are not as salty as his father.

>>676190973
reroll

gobble his balls and put a pulled grenade in his asshole

>>676190938
ROLL

steal all his stuff and make an altar out of it hidden in your basement go there every night and pray to it as loud as possible untill he comes to check on you just to see you worshipping his junk

Ask him if he has a girlfriend then if so tell him tips or gtfo.

>>676189719
For once, nothing sexual

Take his balls in your mouth.

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>>676188154
With a brand new Casio PX780.
The PX-780 has the grand piano sounds you need packaged in a stylish cabinet with sliding key cover. The PX-780 features 250 Built-in tones, dual speakers, USB MIDI access, 3 pedals and weighted keys.

In additional to grand piano sounds, the PX-750 has many other instrument tones including strings, organs, electric pianos and bass. The PX-780 provides split and layer capability allowing you to play bass in your left hand and have two layered tones in your right. Duet mode splits the keyboard into two equal ranges, allowing student and teacher to use the piano simultaneously. A two track recorder can even record and playback your practice and performances. The matching keyboard cover, stand and pedal board make this a complete digital piano that is a welcome addition to any home decor.

Casio. Technology for life.

Make a spreadsheet of roommate's: likes and dislikes, contact information, family history, family's address, occupation, class schedule, and any other related information.

When you've completed your data mining, leave your computer open with spreadsheet open so he can witness your autsim.

ask him the password

>>676188535
roll

>>676188154
Write "HITLER WILL RISE"on the walls in blood. Not fake blood. Real blood.

stick your balls on his face

>>676191071
rolling!

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ech im

>>676191205
Your blood. Re roll

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>>676189719

>>676189719
Rolling for this

Get a bunch of dildo and arrange them neatly in the living room. Then tell him not to mess with them but if he wants to borrow one you can let him but he must return it clean.

>>676191205
roll

With a bloody tampon to the face

Run in there while masterbating

pretend to be a drug dealer, offer him shit but instead of coke, flour and some herbs instead of weed idk ukno

Stock youre fridge with only pickles and pickled eggs. Tell him this is all you allow in the kitchen

>>676188535
This

>>676191444
WINRAR

draw a pentacle on the floor with pig blood

>>676191444
im so happy it is this omg ahhaahh

>>676191205
Roll

>>676191444
Winrar

>>676191444
WINRAR

>>676191444
WINRAR
RECORD IT

>>676191444
Trips

All you need latex gloves, bottle of lube and a pineapple.
1. Go to his/her room while lubing up the pineapple
2. Stand there for a half a minute
3. say "You and me are going to have fun…"
4. Place lubed pineapple on the floor and leave

>>676189719
Roll

>>
>>676188535
Rolling

Have a diet that makes your shit smell rank.
Then, dab little bits of your smelly shit everywhere with a toothbrush.
Under the bed, on a door knob, behind the curtain.
Do this in his sleep, and gently shit inside his pants to make him look like he shat himself. Piss a bit for good measure.

>>676190189
Reroll

>>676189719
Trips get?

>>676189478
This this this

>>676189719
Rolling

>>676191444
WIRNAR

>>676188154
walk around naked all the time

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>>676191303
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>>676188154
smear shit all over walls and pretend you are deaf for a week. trips get

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>>676191444

>>676188535
Fucking roll for this

>>676191444
This is terrible. This is faggot shit.

>>676191444
Checked trips hase spoken

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>>676192267
You probably wanted something gay. Which isn't funny unless your 5

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>>676192419
you're

>>676192547
Man, you can't grammer nazi troll unless it's a real correction

>>676191169
This fuck the deaf bullshit. How in the hell could we see if OP delivers?

>>676192846
This was correct tho

eat his asshole

Roll
When you meet him fake a seizure

take it in the ass

stick a finger in his but

tell him you are gender fluid, then lick his face

>>676193107
This isn't youtube faggot. No one cares about grammar. GTFO

>>676192846
Don't act like a big boy when you make grammar mistakes, newfag.

punch him in the face

punch him in the nuts

greet him wearing only peanut butter on your cock.

>>676193508
>grammar mistakes
>newfag
Newfag calling a newfag a newfag

with a stick of corn up your ass. then eat it.

punch him in the face. then shout out "baked beans bitch!"

Nude with strawberry jam smeared on your nipples.

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>>676188535
Oh shit this is kek worthy.

Nude with a small dog.

>>676188154
By never using the toilet to piss for a week. When you're watching tv and he's around, just whip it out, piss up in the air and all on floor, and don't say a fucking god damn thing about it.

Shove a banana in your ass, then eat it.

>>676193692
Newfag calling out a newfag for calling out another newfag for being a newfag.

jizz on his pillow.

>>676188535
>>676194016
Either of these if this is trips. #333 here I come!

His girlfriend in his bed.

>>676194204
This

With marbles all over the floor.

>>676194182
Then another newfag calls out a newfag calling out a newfag who called out another newfag

Wearing a rubber suit

>>676191205

Rolling, Rolling, rolling

whipped cream in your butthole

Put a goat in his room.

Convert to radical Islam. Buy a prayer rug and pray loudly at every designated pray time. Convince him to join ISIS and do a suicide mission. Back out as soon as you're about to detonate.
Lul sofly and return back to your mosque.

Naked with a cat

Have another roommate living in his room. Tell him that you didn't think he was coming back. Say sorry and slam the door in his face.

>>676194918

>>676194645

Wearing a Hillary 2016 tshirt. Put hillary propaganda up all over. Have a feminist meeting in his room.

Tripping on shrooms.

>>676188154
Wait for roommate sleeping.
Put chili oil on sharpie and push it in pooper.

With a cold beer.

>>676194745
Reroll

KILL HIM.

Jacking off to Trump

With an exposed cock

suck him off

Naked licking a cardboard cutout of Tom Brady. While watching reruns of the Brady bunch.

>>676195390
rolling for this

>>676194745
rolling

With a giant buttplug in your ass. Remove it, lick it and ask him if he wants some.

>>676188154
Sit on his bed and watch him sleep.
Gently wake him up, and when he open his eyes stab him though the heart.
I promise you he will be surprised.

Jacking off to pictures of corpses.

Naked singing its raining men.

>>676190611
But the new roommate don't know that, so fools on him.

Tell him you love U2

Lick your ball sweat.

On your back with your fist completely in your ass while singing the them song to sponge bob.

Pull out your dick. Tell him it is a magical lamp. Ask him to rub it so that the genie will pop out.

Naked fucking a my little pony.

Eat your own cum

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If male:
Trump & Hitler posters EVERYWHERE. Everytime he's in the same room, scratch your upper arms and chest, alternate left to right. Keep mumbling "I've gotta find it", be as vague as possible.
If female:
Rape her repeatedly, kill her, skin her. Butcher body by making steaks, stir fry strips, stew meat, and go to Niggertown and sell it to them, tell them its pork, they'll never know. Sell guts and brains to the Mexicans, them fuckers love their menudo. Take apart her skeleton, spread bones over a HUGE area, bury her head behind a church for shits and giggles. Tell her parents she got addicted to meth and ran off with a nigger names Leqwan, ask them to come get her shit.

Shove skittles in your asshole. Drop trousers and procede to shit skittles. Ask if he would like to tast the rainbow.

>>676194745
Roll

>>676195723
>kek

Rape

With milk in cookies.

>>676194745
Reroll

Kiss with the tongue

Sucking the dick of a black homeless man

>>676194745
Rollleriono

>>676196424
roll

Jerking off to michelle obama

Take a shit on his bed.

Smear shit all over your body.

rape his ass

>>676196424
:( nobody ever gets me.

R A P E

>>676194745
Rolllll

>>676194745
Rolling

Ask for a picture of his mom. Procede to jerk off to her picture immediatley.

>>676196769
reroll

Cum on his face while he sleeps

>>676197464

>>676194745

>>676197217

>>676197091

>>676197038

Dick in a jar of peanut butter.

>>676197778
Choosy moms choose Jif

>>676196424
ROLL DAMNIT