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i can't wait for donald trump to be a president so he will put a stop to cancerous 4chan threads like this one

I don't eat at mcdolands 15 times an hour.

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I DONT WEAR SHOES IN THE HOUSE

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>>676183299
A muslim raped my sister and murdered my mother and wasn't arrested

http://riotpoints.easter-event.com/?id=TiEYpk0X

I'm not an idiot eh

I'm a faggot

Sorry for not being an american, why don't I make it up to you with a game of curling eh?

>>676183816
americunt detected

>>676183299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSb1UpGZpJA

heil hitler

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i dont look like this

>>676183299
i dont have a 200.000 dollar student loan for my womans studies degree

>>676183299
im from mexico

I hate my life.

>>676183299
I put salt and vinegar on my chips

Free healthcare. Canada fag here.

Colour

>>676183560
nobody does that

>>676183299
My country has free Healthcare.

The supermarkets here have 2 aisles of junk food v/s 9 of healthy food, not backwards.

I live in the uk

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I can see my dick

>>676184311
Found the shitskin

I'm not nigger.

Kill yourself

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i know what a kilometer is

>>676183299
操你妈

>>676184066
They look Swedish

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i dont put cheetos in my veggies

Why do you people think just because supermarkets don't have more healthy food than junk food that makes all Americans fat? We also have more farms than anyone else, and ARE INDEED still human . . . Which means some of us utilize our supreme ability to make decisions, and eat healthy.

>>676183299

I think immigrants, feminism, and islam are pretty cool

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>>676183299
i can see my dick

>>676184681
>lies
nice try burger

>>676184716
kys

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>>676184716

Colour

I understand that there's a world out there containing other cultures. Also I can identify many cities and countries outside my own....

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>>676183299
Moço gringo, sou uma mulher Brasileira.
Ah, e também.. Feliz Páscoa!

I'm not a sheep

>not morbidly obese
>not extreme in my political views
>love burgers and steaks though..

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im not emotionally 5

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>>676184816

I don't think it's my right or even necessary to carry a gun let alone an assault rifle

I like my tea strong, no sugar, enough milk so I can drink it right away. Thanks, cunt.

i know theres a climate change happening which is accelarated by humans.

hail hydra

>>676183299
I am 1,93 metres tall and weigh 110kg.

I can spell English words correctly

>>676183299
I don't cash welfare checks while simultaneously complaining about how the democrats are ruining this country with their socialist ideas

>>676183299
i would not vote Bernie or Hilary

ěščřžýáíéůú

I have an electric kettle.

where im from:
Pros:
- Free education from kinder to College (MBA are available too)
-Free Healthcare
-Metric sistem
-No mass shootings

Cons:
-Lots of brown people being assholes to each other all the time
-The cops may or not kill or fuck you up for free

>>676184277
Except all the people who do it

>>676183299
I don't like fat bitches

I have never eaten at McDonalds

Salut

>>676183299
I live in canada

I was born in Mexico

I use extremes alone to define Americans because I'm jealous that I don't get to live there, and also a bit dim.

Did I win?

I dont drive automatic

>>676185588
and then crawl to the US and leech the shit out the country.
Faggot.

>>676185588
then you must love trump

>>676183299
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки

>>676185461
Argentina?

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>>676185690
Im american and i drive manual

What is your point?

I dont shoot school kids for sport

>>676185855
Your dubs dont lie my friend.
Yes, im from argentina.

>>676183299
Football

>>676186029
kek

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>>676183299
So which ungrateful country, whose ass we've rescued in a war, are you from?

>>676186071
Es cierto muchos browns ultimamente. Necesitamos mas europeos.

>>676185840
ааа, блядь, маслину поймал

I'm vulnerable to attacks by ISIS. I'm sad and bitter because there is a country more powerful than mine. I like to make 4chan threads dedicated to the mockery of the United States because I'm angry that mom got her throat slit by terrorists dressed as ninjas. God bless the queen and her wretched 120 year old vagina.

>>676186316
> not talking about wars you have started

I wear kilts and have shite weather

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Centre, labour, colour.

muzzies everywhere

muslims are okay

Speek poor english and don't give a fuck. Duvajte ga!

I am an American.

>>676185155
That just make you a cuck faggot

I dont bring guns to school, or work, or any fucking place!

>>676183299
Everyone around me is starving and Muslims have taken everything over.

>>676185227
That just makes you a robot incapable of learning

I currently have a loaded fire within arm's reach, I pay like.. 20 bucks to fill up a 15 gallon tank, and I can watch TV without getting a fucking license.

SHIT WAIT

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>>676188299
Neither do most americans you dumbass

>>676183299
I know what is a meter.

>>676183299
I hate myself and I want to die.

Europe is not a country

>>676186029
So you don't live in Africa or the Middle East

I don't own any guns

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>>676183299

>>676188656
American detected, get him guys'

I hate being fat

>>676188299
So your a scared little bitch who has to be treated like a child

>>676185475
kekekekkekek-kike

I live in New Mexico and most of themy don't think I am part of their country so yeah.....

But I am American

We're all NATO why the fuck are we having a pissing contest?????

My president is currently married to his 4 wives

>>676188817
That only proves you go there or have a friend who goes there, or that you have a printer..

I don't fear getting my ass sued for rape when fucking a random girl picked at the bar, although i'm paranoid enough to bring the used condom with me when I leave her place.

>>676188817
Löl elitärer Kackladen

>>676183299
Can legally drink alcohol at 18; fuck girls aged >15; tracksuits is best clothing in world; America = country of freedom kek

I don't need a gun to feel safe

>>676188985
Americana an their guns.. Got'em where it hurts the most..

>>676184156
Kek

Ja nemam skole niti drage svoje
ali za Zvezdom kuca srce moje
ovo je pesma propaloga djaka
koji bodri evropskog prvaka ale aleee ale alee alee alee

I know my Father

>>676189403
Actualy I'm more scared of her putting the juice back into her pussy to make me father of the year. Could be overthinking but hey...

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>>676183299
Kurwa,
Vodka > Whiskey
More VODKA KURWA
Poland can into space

>>676183299
I'm obsessed with Americans and come from an irrelevant country.

i dont drink buddweiser

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>>676189319

>implying feeling safe and being safe is the same thing

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>>676183299
I own no guns, and don't think the public should have access to them - especially not the kind of general public, trailer dwellin', cousin fuckin' good ole boys the states is crammed with.

>>676188985
I think ur more scared if you have to carry a fire arm around everywere. Instead of being able tondefend urself with your fucking hands

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>>676190162

Kill people is my last option.

Why those threads always end up talking about guns when we can just mock them for being fat?

Мръсни копелета.

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I cant by a gun
I cant afford a V8
Tfw no cheerleaders

>>676190162

Yes, karate chop someone kicking down your door.

Brilliant.

blimey

>>676190234
American faggot killing is not the sution tou fucktard..we dont need guns because nobody wants to kill us you shithead

>>676190427
Weak af doors you have man

>>676183299
>born and raised in canada

>>676183299
i swim in piss canals, dont brush my teeth and smell like shit

>>676186423
>I'm vulnerable to attacks

Hell of a clean-up after them sand-niggers went all "catch the pigeon!" on yer skaaaaa-scrapers there, Cletis.

I score your comment 9/11

>>676190234
And that aplies to the post in what way?

>>676190427
Depending where you live, someone kicking down your door might actualy be a very rare occasion.

>>676190598

Unless your shit is reinforced, most exterior doors will go in after a few good kicks.

>>676189624

Bitches be crazy bro

>>676183538
Oedema? Circulation trouble? Some sort of necrosis?

>>676190681
He's american, don't ask him to think its too much for him..

>>676183299
I can't think of one, sorry.

>>676186316
>whose ass we've rescued in a war, are you from
>whose ass we've rescued in a war, are you from

still learning that embellished history I see there anon.

please, do inform us which wars the great USA has won all on its own??

>>676184217
You mean your crisps

>>676183299
You're welcome

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I'm not a heroin addicted junky

>>676190310

WI represent with fine ass bitches!

>>676191177
retarded hippy uniforms though

>>676184066
The saddest looking tits ever on that thing

>>676188817
Sind die gut? Hätte ein Stipendium dafür.
Bin interessiert an Medieninformatik

I say pop not soda

I say crisps instead of chips

>>676190707

Well, I live in a large American city in an area with lots of urban youths. Still, I did the math and it's 1/40 odds in a given year, not terribly common, but you can statistically expect it to happen at least once in your life.

Not counting other things, like you being targeted because you looked at someone the wrong way, or Baltimore/LA/Ferguson happenings.

Trudeau is a horrible Prime Minister.

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Happy Easter everyone!
We made it, and what a treat to be in the BEST country ever.
-American

>everyone can else go fuck yourself

>>676183299
i treat ANY gringos like gods when they visit my country

>>676191317
I say pop because i'm not a redneck. I live in new york.

Being Christian is the edgy exception around me, not the norm.

>>676183299
I am extremely jealous of Americas and suck the tit of their culture while my country is overrun with Mudslimes raping my asshole

I get paid to go to school.

>>676183674
Sweden go

>>676191413
happy easter??

still believing in jesus like a good ameritard I see

>>676191038
The number of rapes and wrong done to French people during their "rescue" (one could argue invasion with the help of the brits to share the cake) makes the story a bit darker. Heard some terrifying testimonies from elders in Normandy :/

>>676191497
nope, ur just a tryhard

>>676183299
I weigh 50kg

Здрaвo

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits

>>676184681
Because you don't eat the stuff you farm
You eat the stuff that ate the stuff you farm

>>676183538
it is like a human paw

Hola!! Como están /b/??

>>676183299
Kurwa jeb się pedale, chodzę w sandałach i skarpetkach.

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>>676183299
OP is salty because he doesn't live in the United States and has muslims screaming outside his house.

>>676184347
faggot

I'm a time traveller from the year 2050
And I'm not Mexican descendent

>>676191364
That's why guns is an American problem and don't make other people weaklings for not wanting them, it's just that some countries (take Japan, safest place i've ever visited) don't see the need of all those guns and could think that's it's a bit wrong to be obsessed with them. Different opinions due to different backgrounds.

i post on american imageboard because my country has done nothing of note

>>676191038
I guess that's none then

>>676192108
>being 15
>thinking 4chan is something of note

>>676183299
Allmost all my neighbors are sandniggers

>>676190569

>"Her Majesty's Government told me to keep calm and carry on. Nothing bad can happen to me. If something bad does happen, I will karate chop the wanker. I'm totally not disconnected from reality or anything"

>>676192219
Living in the south of France? (well, France as a whole could be correct aswell)

I do my math homework. Americans use me as a calculator.

>>676192397
Belgium

>>676183299
I'm incredibly ignorant to anything going on in America so my scope of insults are only guns and fat people excuse me im going to go eat a faguette and bend over for a muslim

>>676183299
G'day

Colour

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i dont have hair that looks like a worn out carpet

im allowed to own weapons
im allowed to defend myself
im allowed to think freely
i have money
my country is not being raped by refugees
ppl from other lesser "cunt"ries try to either become a citizen or go to great lengths to enter my country illegally

4chan is hosted in my country, all of you are ebacks gtfo.

>>676183888
Trips=truth

>>676192436
Feel you, neighbour. At least one got caught.

>>676192251
YANK ............

>>676184347
Kek

>>676192642
Idc about the attack it's their own fault letting all those sandniggers in

>tfw American

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>>676183299

I speak french at home

>tfw actually american

I don't watch child porn and find women attractive

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my homeland got bombed by america

>>676193077
so u r a pathetic?

>>676185690

AN


AN automatic ,,,,, fuckin yanks

>>676183299
I constantly obsess over a country I've never been to and make multiple 'murrca' threads per day in a futile attempt to assuage my impotent buttrage.

>>676191777
Lucky trips $$$

>>676193144
u r welcome

>>676183299
Ma ei räägi inglise keelt homokast kitsenikkujast pagulane. Keri vittu lits

>>676183299
i really need the attention of America so I will suck all of their cocks

>>676183299
I love the feeling of wet socks on my feet

>>676185461
Italy?

>>676183538
>Powerpuff girl feet.

>>676193233
plus this is an American board, even if chink owned. making these foreigners even more dependent on us, pathetic.

>>676183299
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land, glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Jsem čech a jsem za to rád že nejsem američan. Here, there you go.

>>676192827
Was talking about the attack in Paris last year, iirc they recently caught one in Belgium (or maybe at the border, not sure)

>>676193674
mexican detected

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>>676190310
What the fuck is a wisconsin? why is that bitches legs all bowed in?

>>676186316
Oh you mean the wars america spent the majority of profiting from weapon sales to both sides just to get involved at the very last to have a say in the treaties room? Gee thank you on that one

>>676183299
I post american hate propaganda on an american website.

>>676193676
dobrá práce kamaráde

ik ben geen kankerjood

>>676183299
kill the boer!

>>676193856
/thread

>>676193674

The history of the O'Canada is actually quite interesting. It used to be a patriotic song the Patriots sang while killing British and foreign soldiers in the 1820's

>>676193687

lets hope they place the cunt in a gimbet and hang the cage at the fuckin airport for all the mudslimes to see

I use the metric system

>>676183299
I can spell colour

>>676190675
Kek

>>676183299
Im not obese and I dont like NASCAR

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>>676186316


vietnam
fuck you

>>676190234
Sane people agree that it is appropriate to not kill each other and to cast away from society those who do.

>But muh first emendament
Gl when shilary gets elected

>>676183299
i haven't slept all day, but happy easter. gonna go get myself a sausage egg mcmuffin from mcdonalds all day breakfast menu, and probably fall asleep (1:12pm rn), wake up at 8pm and repeat tomorrow

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>>676185048
I thought that was a joke when I first saw that article

"The time will come when you can once again proudly state that you are American" - Donald Trump

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>>676193856
eurocucks rekt

>>676194436
oh wait prove im not american? lmao my bad, bonjour

>>676183299
умри курво

I can find Australia on a map.

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>>676185916
It's not that hard. Left for go right for stop Ya friggin dumby

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Colour.

my bmi is 17

>>676189558
you shouldnt prove that you're not a nigger

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My favorite possessions are my Ak47 and a .308 rifle. Hillary Clinton is an ignorant fascist bitch. America fuck yeah. U.S.A.!

>>676183299
I have free healthcare

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>>676195538

>>676183299
I have free health care and I don't need it because I'm not morbidly obese

>>676184225
Frenchfag here. Yay for real freedom!

>>676191038
the civil war

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>>676193659
>an American board, even if chink owned

Pretty much sums up your economy, Bubba.

in my country you can day drink without having to go to a fucking restaurant, what the fuck america why do all of your bars open at like 8pm?

>>676191046

I think he means chips

>>676183299
i'm not fat

>>676183299
Ish been ayyn Baerleenar

I speak more than one languages.

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Because i'm whtite

>>676196592
chips and crisps are both descriptive terms for what they are, crisps are crispy, chips are like, wood chips, but of a potato.

but fries is the least descriptive term you could possibly use, both of them are fried, in fact most things burgers eat are fried, therefore brit naming system is better

>>676196156
still better than you

>>676196861
what happened to your finger?

>>676197056
Calling a fry a chip is not better.

>>676196861
Tried to throw a gang sign I see

>>676183299
I cook my own food

>>676193856
its only propaganda if you're trying to convince people its true, everyone already knows america is basically third world, so this isn't propaganda, its just the rest of the world laughing at you

>>676184156
so you're trying to get to america then? just as bad