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Name ONE good thing about being fat.
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Name ONE good thing about being fat.
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You get to claim victim/minority status
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eat whatever you want
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A bullet won't penetrate all the way through.
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>>676181680
your average temperature is higher, increasing your survival rate in cold climates.
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Nothing I can think of
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>>676181680
You're harder to kidnap
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>>676181841
kek
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Fetishists will send you money online
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>>676181680
you can't get fat
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>>676181680
since the heat gets trapped, i find the sweatiness of my inner thighs helps me get around easier. keeps from from having to clean down there as often too.
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free neck pillow
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>>676181680
Better buoyancy
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>>676181901
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You keep millions of fast food workers employed.
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handicap parking and bathrooms
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>>676181798
/thread
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Automatically gain a waifu, but she cheats on you for other fats.
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big boobas
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If the world ends you wouldnt need to starve because you could just cut the fat off and eat it because it can regrow
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>>676181680
Us skinny people naturally walk around you at the shopping centre. You get away with not moving sideways in the walkway for some reason: you have right of way.
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>>676181983
no fucking joke. i have a thing for big girls and use tumblr for a bunch of amature porn. its amazing some of the disgusting -5s who somehow manage to get people sending them money and gifts. i do not get it.
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>>676181841
this
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>>676181680
Will never fall victim to a sexual crime
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You won't get raped or mugged
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Can survive longer in a Pacific Ocean rowing expedition, thus allowing you to arrive at and populate the remote island of Samoa.
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>>676181841
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You have an naturally high chance of winning a farting competition.
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>>676181680
Everyday is leg day
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>>676181680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSb1UpGZpJA
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>>676182510
>>676182529
I believe you
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No one can kidnap you. Too heavy to force into van
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>>676181841
This guy!
Havent kekd this hard in a while :D
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>>676182318
thanks anon i'm happy now
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Curves are sexy
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>>676181841
True story. I know one of the kids who survived AB Breivik. Saved by his fat-fucking stomach.
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>>676181841
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Generally you will be tought of as friendly a cool guy to hang out with and play mmos.
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>>676181680
no one can kidnap you
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>>676182730
You said it, curves are sexy, not circles
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You save money on condoms
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>>676181680
stepping on someone can literally kill them
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you're probably not asian or african
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your penis is automatically small
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>>676181680
Can't be drafted
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