Name ONE good thing about being fat.
You get to claim victim/minority status
eat whatever you want
A bullet won't penetrate all the way through.
>>676181680
your average temperature is higher, increasing your survival rate in cold climates.
Nothing I can think of
>>676181680
You're harder to kidnap
>>676181841
kek
Fetishists will send you money online
>>676181680
you can't get fat
>>676181680
since the heat gets trapped, i find the sweatiness of my inner thighs helps me get around easier. keeps from from having to clean down there as often too.
free neck pillow
>>676181680
Better buoyancy
>>676181901
You keep millions of fast food workers employed.
handicap parking and bathrooms
>>676181798
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Automatically gain a waifu, but she cheats on you for other fats.
big boobas
If the world ends you wouldnt need to starve because you could just cut the fat off and eat it because it can regrow
>>676181680
Us skinny people naturally walk around you at the shopping centre. You get away with not moving sideways in the walkway for some reason: you have right of way.
>>676181983
no fucking joke. i have a thing for big girls and use tumblr for a bunch of amature porn. its amazing some of the disgusting -5s who somehow manage to get people sending them money and gifts. i do not get it.
>>676181841
this
>>676181680
Will never fall victim to a sexual crime
You won't get raped or mugged
Can survive longer in a Pacific Ocean rowing expedition, thus allowing you to arrive at and populate the remote island of Samoa.
>>676181841
You have an naturally high chance of winning a farting competition.
>>676181680
Everyday is leg day
>>676181680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSb1UpGZpJA
>>676182510
>>676182529
I believe you
No one can kidnap you. Too heavy to force into van
>>676181841
This guy!
Havent kekd this hard in a while :D
>>676182318
thanks anon i'm happy now
Curves are sexy
>>676181841
True story. I know one of the kids who survived AB Breivik. Saved by his fat-fucking stomach.
>>676181841
Generally you will be tought of as friendly a cool guy to hang out with and play mmos.
>>676181680
no one can kidnap you
>>676182730
You said it, curves are sexy, not circles
You save money on condoms
>>676181680
stepping on someone can literally kill them
you're probably not asian or african
your penis is automatically small
>>676181680
Can't be drafted