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>>676181535
You're literally cancer.
>>676183869
The sort that with a good leader could save this selfish degenerate world
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>>676184094
>selfish degenerate world
Probably just enough narcissism and a complete absence of self awareness to not include himself in this generalisation .
>>676181535
Jez we can.
They coloured it green because it's the correct section to be in.
>>676183443
/pol/ pls go
left side!
>>676185312
Socialist master-race
>>676185195
Do you even know /pol/?
/pol/ actively discourages Purple masterrace, they only accept blue degenerates
>>676185511
About where I am
Leftists need to be fucking eradicated
>>676185594
No, I just don't like anyone who's that far-right and respond to it with shitposting.
Fair play for calling me out I guess. The guy is still a butt though.
red:communist
green:socialist
purple:capitalist
blue:fascist
funny, i did this the other day before this thread. here
>>676181535
Whoops
>>676186118
literally worse than Hitler
>>676186274
>implying hitler was bad
>>676185750
not far right, dummy, just love muh capitalism, equating capitalism with far-right is a political neophyte.
typical "far-right" politics doesn't endorse capitalism or socialism.
>>676185750
Fair enough, carry on anon, shitpost at your whims, we all do it anyways
>>676186391
keked because truth was spoken
>>676181535
My philosophy class just did this the other day
>>676186433
Capitalism blurs into far-right ideology so well that I'd consider them one in the same.
Bash the fash, eat the rich.
>>676181535
(0,0) master race reporting in, legalise it.
>>676186580
You gotta troll harder.
funny, I always thought I'd end out in the upper centre.
>>676185750
>No, I just don't like anyone who's that far-righ
You can be far right and still be pro refugees. You can be far left and still be anti-refugees. The same is true for every other possible left/right diverting issue. Automatically assume you don't share the same views on to you important issues is retarded.
>>676186455
top right best box
>>676186580
oh? tell me more.
>>676186704
Funnily enough I actually dislike capitalism that much, not even trolling. /b/ is just the only place dumb enough for me to say something so retarded and it not be a big deal.
I know most people think it's ridiculous, but Capitalism genuinely offends me to my core.
>>676186849
>top right christian doorknockers
>ur fathers top left
>bottom left is post realism
>bottom right master race
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>>676187031
>implying christian doorknockers are bad people
fucking leftwing faggot
>>676187031
>post realism
I specifically mean a mass reduction in human population on this planet. 1.5b max
>>676187113
Authoritarian and socialist, absolute shit-tier
>>676181535
2ghandi
>>676187113
>communism
Wanted to be at the same place as Hitler but well fuck him. FAK DA KILUMINATI
>>676185668
says the libertarian faggot
>>676185888
Checked
>>676187615
I am genuinely convinced communism was the way to go , are you guys really left wing libertarians , because that's cancer really. Communism doesn't take shit from anyone.
>>676188133
Checked
>>676185130
Mah nigga
More libertarian than last time I took it
This is the first time I've been above the line.
>>676188141
Because it's gone down so well everywhere it's been tried?
>>676185195
/pol/ hates libertarianism
I mostly browse /pol/ for shitposts, memes and news.
Pic related, my compass
>>676185462
That's not a socialist fam, socialism require more authoritarianism
>>676188468
Heil Hitler!
>>676186118
my nigga
>>676187496
You must be kidding. Hitler was slightly to the right and very authoritative...
Roughly the same as last time.
>>676188789
>alt right
Not everything is bad about them, I guess.
Why is /b/ so liberal??? Almost everyone I know lean authoritarianism
>>676186918
this turned me on
>>676188614
i'm not a fascist I swear
>>676189015
You better be :D New Hitler has born kids
>>676188468
Let me add I sympathize with scandinavian conservatism
>>676181535
ITT
>>676186918
>Funnily
>benefits from a capitalist society
If it offends you that much, move to North Korea
>>676188868
Authoritanianism in today's day and age means surveillance state, restriction of individual rights and opportunities and gives more power to the establishment, which is hated by mostly anyone. Not quite hard to see what people dislike in authoritarianism.
>>676189154
min neger
>>676189288
I live a hermit like lifestyle.
Fuck Liberals.
>>676189509
>Luck Fiberals
>>676187692
Libertarians simply advocate for less government control. The Left advocates for bigger government, thus it contradicts libertarian ideals.
>>676189507
That may be part of the problem.
Going out with friends on a weekly basis, enjoying all the options that capitalism gives us is pretty great.
Last friday we went to a strip club, a gas station, a taco bell, a card shop, and walked through walmart for awhile before we all went home around 3AM
>>676189710
When autism leaks into real world
Here you regressive a go.
>>676188414
I'll take the bait. Where have you ever seen a stateless, classless society of common ownership and complete individual freedom? The "communism" that has been tried was through authoritarian regimes, e.g. top left square. Completely antimarxist I should add.
>>676189334
You need authority to keep shit organized, to administrate the nation's wealth. Nationalism, conservatism, cultural supremacy, access to education, unity, etc. These values are to be implented by authority. A nation without a leadership, is hardly a nation at all in my opinion
Where do I stand then?
>>676189921
Not saying libertarians are against all authority, but authority in itself isn't a bad thing, but a good one
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>>676190059
you're a liberal, congratz.
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>>676185130
Can we all agree that these cucks need to be eradicated? They're all nigger loving berniebros
>>676189921
Not true. Most if not all crime stems from the poverty of the lower class or the greed of the upper class. Take away the class system and very few things need to be enforced. Ine could argue nothing needs enforcing.
i am nearly perfect
I am red, I don't give a shit
>>676181535
Never really thought I was that far left. I love the second amendment.
Hello /pol/
>>676189507
>communist who believes everyone should contribute equally to society
>contributes nothing to society
>>676189898
How would you establish a communist society without authority?
You're gonna create a voulantarily society where everyone naturally cooperate? Cause that seems like a fairy tale to me lad
>>676189898
I haven't seen it anywhere because it's fundamentally impossible. Some people will always rather follow a leader and someone will always take the role of the leader. Hierarchy is human nature
>>676190192
Not true I was too in the green Zone but I would vote for Trump if I lived in the United States of The Fucking Amurica. I still love Hitler and hate goatfuckers
>>676190389
Communists believe people should contribute what they can, which isn't the same for different people.
Green master race, reporting in.
(Are you allowed to say "master race" as a greenie?)
>>676190353
Anti gun is actually up.
Pay attention
>>676190686
Forgot my image.
>>676189772
Wrong; left wing policies can be coupled with any level of libertarianism e.g. anarchy.
>>676190192
Or just someone who doesn't care about race shit, homo shit. Neither niggers or faggots have come close to me so I just don't care about them. If you really hate them, you probably were fucked in the ass by them really hard.
>>676190639
Socialist Capitalism is doing the same, while still maintaining a meritocracy.
Right where I thought I would be
>>676190371
You're way too liberal for /pol/ m88
>>676190839
Let's put it this way. You probably hate sandniggers who blow up shit, right? Niggers and fags basically do the same shit but slower, so there's no reason not to hate them
>>676190192
I'm the one up top and I can attest to my hate of spear chuckers.
>>676190082
>sample size 4
Nice trial, fuckwit.
>>676190213
We're pretty classless in Norway and we follow centrist authoritarianism. And yeh our crime rates are really low, but I still see shit that needs to be enforced. Cultural norms and morals are shared, but must also be implented by force
>>676190815
He's factually right on that on, m8.
Leftists want to control language, thoughts and morality and regulate markets, spending patterns, etc.
>>676190082
Nice meme but doesn't invalidate my point. The USSR and their allies were Stalinist scum.
>>676190460
The likelihood of it happening
doesn't invalidate it's moral supremecy and economic sustainability. One would argue that global federalism to global anarchism leads to global communism.
>>676190512
You're going to have to back that point up. People tend to rebel against authoritative regimes as through all hitherto history.
>>676190686
Liberals are pretty hated actually, so doubt it
>>676181535
yall are a bunch of fucking faggots
Doot
>>676189154
>not being an authoritarian makes you economically illiterate
Wow, just how stupid are you?
This test makes no sense. I mean, I'm more of a right-ish authoritarian. It only makes sense if you're american, with american values and education.
>>676191458
>says the communist
I can't disagree though, this board is filled with liberal trash
>>676190192
nope, I'm just not religious or belive in anything spiritual, I think abortions are fine, that weed should stay illegal, I want fags to abops kids if they are stable and I think sick people shouldn't breed.
This compas always puts me neard the libs because I, just like most of them, don't know jack shit about the economy.
>>676191244
>It's never been tried!
>It's only been tried 4 times!
>>676191280
Why?
>>676190888
Fuck meritocracy; how bloody comvenient that it benefits people like you (and I)... hierarchy is to be abolished.
>>676191281
Leftism is economic regulation, but SJWs are the left wing equivalent of religious right wing arseholes. Nobody gets to control another person's private life regardless of left/right.
>>676190192
I'm against mass immigration, I'm against hand-outs, especially to people outside of my country, I'm against giving more power to the government, I'm against most regulatory methods on markets and I'm an individualist. I'm a centrist liberal. I really don't see how that would make me a nigger lover.
>>676191525
good
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>>676191763
really? Maybe try another site. I'm a scandinavian style conservative, and I scored right leaning (but very centrist) and high on authoritarianism, which is accurate.
>>676191542
Authoritarian right still promotes business as well as a functioning marketplace. Fascist economics worked pretty fucking well, nice b8 m8
>>676191839
With undemocratic means. How do you still not understand how anti-authority communism is? An authoritarian regime is simply another bourgeoisie to be destroyed chum.
>>676191897
dud, you'd be so dead in socialism.
>>676191765
I wouldn't consider myself a communist despite what the test said. I'd rather call myself a fascist than a communist any day
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>>676190192
I'm from England. I don't give a shit who you elect president.
>>676192045
Well, I'm french, even our far-right wing is an american center wing. I still feel rather far on this from my actual political alignment.
>>676192214
How so?
Ohsheitnigr.jpg
>>676191897
Why it should be enforced? Order of course. Besides, you need leadership to spend the tax money. National interests can't be funded by private individuals of course
>>676181535
>authoritarian left
Go back to tumblr tbh fam
>>676191897
>Fuck meritocracy; how bloody comvenient that it benefits people like you (and I)... hierarchy is to be abolished.
It benefits the majority, which is the closest we can get to objectively good. It also doesn't mean to leave behind the handicapped. It's SOCIALIST capitalism.
>SJWs are the left wing equivalent of religious right wing arseholes
yes
>Nobody gets to control another person's private life regardless of left/right.
agree
He still is factually correct on that, m8.
>>676191897
If no one can control my private lifestyle than all you sanders people are complete hypocrites. The money someone earns is theirs so stop trying to control their private lifestyle.
>>676192396
Remove money from the society and implement a gift economy. See? Nothing to implement if there is no crime-inducing poverty. Do you seriously think that educated sane adults are just savage animals waiting to be unleashed?
>>676192247
Try another site. I see what you mean, our nordic model is in itself slightly left-leaning, but conservative politics are center right. We're way more authoritarian though
>>676189898
>marxist
So you are telling me that you have read what Marx was all about and STILL support his ideals?
That's truly worrysome.
>>676191785
I like you and your opinion on libs and economy.
>>676186523
SJW are authoritative, so red in this graph.
The green part are left libertarians, so definitely not authoritative
>>676192674
You seem to be under the impression that everyone is a sane, educated adult..
>>676186918
What alternative would you propose?
here you go
>>676191193
I hate anyone who blow shit up and innocent people with it. Innocent sandniggers are being killed too. But the ones I really hate are highly religious people. I'm not talking about someone who goes to church every Sunday, or who prays on his little carpet at certain direction. I hate ones who think they are superior to other religions and won't accept even a little part of someones else beliefs. The closed minded, self centered people are real fucking problem.
>>676192492
Nope meritocracy benefits the privileged few; even in socdem. I have no right as a university educated person and a potential future high earner to own thousands of times more than other people when there is finite resources.
>>676192493
Taxes are preferable to more than half of the capital a worker generates going to rich pricks "above" him. This case is more offensive. I also agree taxes are theft, but morally justifiable in comparison. I advocate moneyless anarchocommumism.
>>676186391
This should have been dubs honestly
Rate me /b/
>Inb4 liberal gtfo
Rolling
Blue box is best box
This thread is full of commies and nazis
>>676189921
>You need authority to keep shit organized, to administrate the nation's wealth
I didn't state anything else. In fact, I'm completely behind that. HOWEVER being far above the center line means everything I've mentioned in my original post. There's nuances to everything. Sometimes a radical stance is the sanest one
>Everyone should get a fair trial
sometimes the sanest one lies somewhere inbetween
>as few regulations as possible, as many as necessary
>>676181535
This is a horrible test, right off the bat, because it does not allow for some middle ground on some questions. The wording is fucked up right off the bat. Anyone with education should see it immediately
>>676190213
There will always be people on top and there will always be people on the bottom. The only difference in types of government is which people fall in which category.
>>676192937
Everyone who isnt educated isn't educated because of poverty. Everyone who isn't sane can't be considered within this moral metric.
>>676185312
Holy fuck, kill yourself
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>>676187169
You pansies make me want to forsake you as your country gets invaded and overtaken. Buch of hippies. Get a job
>>676193434
The inevitability of class stratification you believe in needs evidence to back it up. There will always be class tension so long as classes exist which will at some stage fundamentally collapse under its own weight
>>676186118
Based. Prepared to make your country secure and strong
>>676193743
To quote Sesame Street:
One of these things is not like the others...
Pretty much where I expected to be. Somewhere in the middle.
I have mixed point of views which is why I never vote or take a side. Militaryfag with a live and let live philosophy. Only people that deserve to die are those who wish to hurt others without reasonable justification.
>>676188141
>Communism doesn't take shit from anyone.
I am a hard worker and I look down on everyone who isn't. I know for a fact that I deserve what I am getting, because the reward for my work directly correlates with how hard I work to get it. Communism would sacrifice this balance to establish another one, fair on average, unfair for every individual.
Collectivism is wrong by default, individualism needs regulations and will then result in the most fair outcome for everyone. Of course basic socialist ideas need to be implemented. You lacking all your limbs? Let's help you out. You're mentally retarded? Let's help you out. But that's not standing against the principle of individualism and with that, socialist capitalism.
>>676193647
My support for this theory is socialist economics and the analysis of capital surplus you will find in das Kapital. Additionally there are many examples of class conscious uprisings, e.g. 1789, 1848, 1871, 1917, 1968...
>>676189334
And yet it's leftist "liberal" europe that has these police states that pounce on you for saying anything bad about minorities or women but not about whites or men.
>>676193743
I'm not voting this year. Everyone is a bunch of fucking idiots. Yet, I still end up with Bernie
>literally can't be more centered than me.
what the actual fuck
additional info; INTP
>>676190815
How can one implement left-wing policies in a society that has no government (anarchy)?
>>676193881
Wrong; your bosses earn many more times your wages for approximately none of the work. Social individualism and economic collectivism are the ultimate aim. Work ethic is not correlated to wages in crapitalism.
>>676192172
It's only anti-authority because Marx's pipe dream requires everyone to play along equally.
But go back and read his work. The system Marx proposed still had a government/regulating body. Just because these leaders failed doesn't mean they didn't try it. Hell, Lenin bent over backwards trying to make it work before implementing capitalist policies.
>>676189898
Did your econ prof tell you that
>>676194062
Not true
You could be a total of 1.3 points closer to the center
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>>676190192
I would hate on defend these people. I'd never offer to lay down my life to defend a country that had people in it that already want to corrupt it. That would make me a cuck. These people are the types that let europe be ruined. Literally Merkel. They disgust me.
>>676194199
Lenin? Lenin died before he even got to play with it, Stalin immediately knew it would fail and tried the 5-year plans, which essentially did nothing
>>676181535
I don't give a flying fuck. Trump is probably the best idea for now. He might be a retard, but he has the worst people super pissed off.
>>676194184
Transition is a different issue; marxists would argue revolution destroys a regime and organises the communist society. There would still be organisation e.g. education sector, transport etc. But there wouldn't be authority or even laws one could argue
>>676193225
>privileged few
What is privilege?
Socialist capitalism, which is a meritocracy, creates equal opportunities, while allowing individual rewards that are proportional to the work you put in.
>>676193225
>I have no right as a university educated person and a potential future high earner to own thousands of times more than other people when there is finite resources
You have. Why didn't they CHOOSE to put the effort in and get a better education. How can someone who makes the CHOICE to not put in effort deserve the same as you, someone who CHOSE to invest the effort? Do you realize what the word "deserves" means?
>>676192818
Even Marx retooled his own ideas after his predictions proved false.
>The revolution is totally gonna happen in Britain and Germany, guys. No way it's gonna happen in a mostly feudal society like Russia.
>>676194474
Trump has pissed off the most racist people in the world- the nigger.
>>676181535
>get on my level, cucks.
>>676194593
Good. Let the nigger be mad.
>>676194474
Holy shit, teach me how to be as average as you
>>676194321
>Liberal levels out of this universe
>Probably SWJ cuck
>>676185635
nigga we basically brothers
>>676190928
nice