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>>676180270
Just now
>Grabbed her fat ass

>>676180509
tits or gtfo

>>676180270
Yesterday

8 months

last night.

3 weeks ago

last night, it wasn't my girlfriend, I was drunk and so was she. I feel kind of guilty. gg

Never.

>>676180270
friday night

>sigh

Last saturday. Most probably doing it again tonight as shes coming over

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Just a few hours ago

a while

>>676180270
does my mom count?

>>676182564
Only if you want it to, Anon

bout a decade

>>676182643
idk I'm in my late twenties and have never even touched a girl, let alone kissed or fucked one, what do I do /b/?

>>676182882
install Sudoku on your phone and commit

like 2 years ago

1 year 6 months :(

>>676182882
Go outside

>>676183124
what's the next step?

I don't think I've ever held a woman.

>>676183227
go back inside

>>676183227
Jump off a bridge
No try to find a group of people that share your interests, befriend them then use them to find more people, eventually you will become less social anxious and will eventually land a gf or you wont.

>>676183475
that seems like so much work

>>676180270
Three months but she escaped before I could get the ransom.

>>676180583
wow, i bet that dream was awesome!

>>676183666
Satan you sly bastard

It's been 2 weeks. I've been sick.

>>676183666
>666

oh no

what have I done

>>676183475
>get a gf
>realise its all a meme
live happily alone afterwards

>>676183575
Then dont do it, robot waifus will be here soon

>>676183791
ur a meme

>>676183791
Exactly, but he needs to experience women first hand so he realizes being alone is just fine

>>676183811
that sounds fun
nice dubs

2 minutes ago

>>676183900
Ditto

I hate my girlfriend, but I also hate myself and want to die. I'm looking at a couple bottle of pills right now. I don't know what is stopping me.

15 months ago.

10 min or something

>>676184018
Who cares? Do it or dont, dont try to get sympathy online

>>676184018
share them with me please

gone through all that lonely hell
all i wanted is somebody to give my love
and now, after so much time, after i almost gived up
she came in to my life
this amazing looking girl
this girl with a heart out of gold
my soulmate
thank you Universe for showing finaly mercy
i am happy
just endless happy

>>676183863
no, im not a gf, pls

>>676180270
March 13th. I met up with thus girl I met on vacation and we really hit it off. Ended up getting a hotel and Fucking all night. Going to see her in April.

>>676184018
Man the fuck up you shitty pussy. Bloobloo my life is so hard bloohoo.

Fuck you

>>676182882
Get with the hippies, lean/ask/talk about kundalini and shit, appreciate every interaction as much as generally possible but don't force it, just show gratitude. You'll find a fairy to show ya some things.

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>>676180270
nine months before you were born, fag

>>676184018
kill your girlfirend first

Last night.. Cause you know.. Girlfriend

The last girl I touched was at a concert. She went crowd during and my finger went up her nose. I love going crowd surfing at boy band shows all the girls in the audience grab my weener. It is sweet!

Half a year ago, was a prostitute
Whole think was awkward and unpleasant
Now I won't even have wizard powers

january 26, 2014
the day she broke up with me

>>676184351
sounds promising

>>676184184
do u wanna be my Sissy cumslut :$

>>676184018

Don't do it.

Give me all your pills im withdrawing.

2 days ago

>>676184918
no, but you can be mine ;)

>>676185041
ok daddy

>>676180270
2011

waiting all day on whatsUp thats she writes something :(

>>676181843
me too

>>676180755
Same here, haha

>>676180270

Yesterday.

Grandma loves to hug. ;_;

got friendzoned, with a girl a really like, how to deal with it?

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2 min ago she's making Mimosa's right now

>>676185476
how do you got friendzoned? tell story.

Do fuck my gf literally once per 2 days, so not so long ago

A couple of minutes ago when I hugged my mom

Yesterday

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>>676180270
2008

2 weeks ago with my ex girlfriend. Being the idiot I am I keep meeting and screwing her making it harder to get over her

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2 days ago when my girlfriend told me she was cheating on me. She hugged me in tears telling me she was sorry. I had to show her the door, I couldnt live with her doing that too me. And that will probably be the last touch of a woman i will feel for a long time since i never go outside.

>>676189115
You can do better man. Fuck the bitch for doing that too you

saturday but she didnt really hugged back, just arms around me, no pressure

>>676180270
It was the year of Harstem.

>>we hang out since 3 weeks,
watched a movie on smoked weed saturday with her bff
tried the cuddle her, she switched places an half hour later
an other hour later i had to sit next to her (bff has fallen asleep)
pushed my torso and leg against her, she didnt pushed away or agin me, nothing
later when i was bringing her home i hugged her, she only put her arms around me no pressure or something from her
i tried

>>676185476
go into solitude

Never :(

>>676180270
2013