I give him 3.33$. I always tip 3.33$.

take the pizza, turn 360° and walk away

>>676179746
Close the door on him. Fuck giving tips.

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This

>>676179746
Thank you.

Do a 360 and run right into him, merging into his body and causing him to explode

Tip 15 percent

*hands bible

Tip the poor fucker because he has to work on Easter rather than pretending to actually give a fuck about the pointless holiday with his family.

I mean come on. I'm not a poop dick.

I will give you the tip if you saw me the tip

>>676179746
Not american.
It's considered rude here so I slap him.

>>676179746
give him tip for driving, literally the sole purpose of his job, which he gets paid for. So what I would do: Pay him money for pizza, take pizza, close door, eat pizza.

>>676179862
You would run into him dumbass

>>676180283
empty hook

I'm a good tipper but if someone directly says that to me I'm not giving him shit.

>>676180283
Newfag Detected

>>676179746
Just the tip or do you want the full length?

*tips fedora*

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>Order pizza
>wait and hour for the driver to turn up
>tells me the price
>I pay him the amount
>he still has his hand out
>ask whats up
>he says what about a tip
>I say tip for what fetching me my food
>he says yeah
>take back my money and hand him the pizza
>close door and phone shop
>reorder my food for pick up instead
>head down after 40 minutes
>head in they tell me my total
>I say minus my tip
>they look at me funny girl on till asks what I mean
>tell them I came to pay and pick up my food so I deserve a tip
>she tells me not to be stupid, manager shows up asks whats the problem
>till girl explains that I want my tip deducted
>Manger looks at me stupid tells me that thats not how it works
>look him dead in the eye and say
>"If your not going to tip me for picking up my food then why should I tip when the driver delivers my food"
>cook bursts out laughing says he got you there
>Manager looks like I just fucked his mother in front of him
>till girl just smirks.
>pay for my pizza chef hands me a 1.5ltr bottle of coke from fridge for free
>get in my car and drive off.

>>676179746
"Get a real job then"

>>676180518
This.

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>>676182204

>fed up of being asked for tips
>print out mcdonalds application forms
>put them in pre addressed envolopes
>whenever I order if they ask for a tip I hand them the envelope and say this job may suit you better
>close door in their face
>discard shitty grease cardboard they call pizza and make my own from scratch.

>>676182204
kek

>>676179746
why is quentin tarantino a pizza delivery man?

>give Monopoly money

>>676182786
So you just spend a bunch of time doing that and a bunch of money and more time ordering pizza just so you can hand them the envelope and throw the pizza away? What a waste of time. What a dumb faggot you are for wasting your time this way.

>>676182204
Fiction but very funny. Kek/10

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>>676182786

Pretty soon there will be no more delivery driver because of assholes that don't tip sure you're not legally obligated but you are morally don't order delivery if you don't plan on tipping bottom line get your lazy ass up and get it yourself

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>>676182204