youre jokign right? where did yo uever expect this to go

>i agree op
>you're a fag
Tell her to get a music taste

>>676178576
Tell her that her music taste is shit as her politics taste

>>676178576
Op is a retard. This girl is cute!

>>676178576
I'm a massiver raging autist so its never a good idea to start it off with the truth either

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>>676178646
It was in her bio

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>>676178576

Send dick pic right now

>>676178992
She sounds like a whiny fuck. Ditch her now.

>>676179123
Can't do that on tinder faggot

Ask her favorite sex position

>>676178576
You made the right move. Tell her you'll become a fan if she'll suck your dick.

OP tell her you only swiped right because you were curious what shade of pink her but hole was. If she says brown, make her feel poorly about it.

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Eh

>>676180718

lol you suck

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What is life anyways

>>676180718
19 minutes ago!! You're a real Dumbass op

>>676181077
Edmonton?

>>676181077
A) twenty one pilots is not trash, saw them live last year they were dope as fuck.
B) what is this some dating app? That girl is pretty hot, why you tryin to fuck it up

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>>676181355
Nope

>>676181565
I'm not trying to fuck it up! Just thought it would be funny to ask for advice on b yo

show screen of current convo i know excacly what to say

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>>676182394
Going better than expected?

>>676181787
Is this an app or what is this

>>676182918

no, she seems like a shit person

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>>676183071
Tinder yo

>>676183160
LE LAUGH CRYING GHETTO FACE EMOJI

yh get sum pussy me boooii

>>676183160
your tinder looks way nicer than mine wtf.

That, and i get no matches ever so there is that

>>676183160
ask her about her titties, we wanna know about her titties so ask her about them

>>676183265
She likes Twenty One Pilots and those other shitty bands what do you expect.

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>>676183405
Feels bad man.

Picture is everything.

Take the time to make a good profile pic and social skills and you will be set.

>>676183405
Never got matches also, stopped with tinder after 4 months.

confess your faggotry to her.

>>676183833
I found out tinder in my area is useless. Got loads of matches, but no responses

ask: does size matter?

>>676184100
After i knew what Tinder was up to I literally swiped everything as a like. EVERYTHING. No matches. And the 2 matches I got were bots.

come on OP you fucking faggot, stop wasting our time with small talk

OP is extremely autistic

please tell me this is not how you approach girls that you want to fuck

tell her about true patrician rock

send her to
>>>/mu/

>ask for her kik
>get it
>send a dick pic
>get nudes
>post
>meet up and fuck her
do it op then everyone wins

>>676184374

How long did you wait?

Desperate shitlords check tinder every 5 minutes. The women that I know that use it only check it every so often, or when they're drunk with friends.

You take Tinder too seriously to be successful with it.

>>676184480
>>676184400
Then give me something alpha to say

>>676184480
What would you do?

>>676184480
well it kinda is he shows interest in her interests faggot so she likes him and since tinder is a "dating" app she is looking for some

>>676178576
Go for the kill, op.

"I'll take you to one of their shitty concerts if you suck my dick."

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>>676184832
Ask for her kik

>>676185006
Nah man I actually don't wanna loose this one

>>676184815
I am a person that expect too much from the beginning and with Tinder no exceptions.

I checked once every 6-8 hours and when swiping I did that for like 5 mins. I'd then get offline again.

How is swiping everything as a like too serious?

>>676185147
Faggot.

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She probably slices herself.

Sideways for attention. Longways for results

op is a fucking faggot

>>676183789
>Take the time to make a good profile pic and social skills and you will be set.

nope. was okcupid for me but i didnt bother showing more than bottom half of my mug and filled in the profile that everybody would know right away how little i actually want to be on it, minus the fact finding someone to bone. and that i did find, plentily

>>676185250
Her hair isn't dark enough

>>676185360
Well, this is what I look like.

>https://www.instagram.com/dg_kalev/

Aint much to work with, but its all I got

>>676185536
>>https://www.instagram.com/dg_kalev/

not into males mate so i couldn't really judge your looks. you look like a nice guy though, whether or not that helps in this case is on another page

>>676185536
Thanks

>>676185536
Dude, you are just like me. Not seeing that you can actually go for the good ones ;-)

>>676185039
ask her if she has daddy issuess

>>676185039

you ask for alpha things to say, then ignore everything and say this shit?

helpless

Took her two days to respond in the first place

>>676185536
Ugliest motherfucker i've ever seen

I couldn't stay on that page for longer than 5 seconds from the disgusting horror that I had to endure.

>>676185039
Tell her your nigger friend wants to fuck her in the ass.

>>676185975
roll for this

>>676185773
>>676185707
Uh no problem; I dont honestly care what happens with this link anymore haha, Im not getting any anyways so its whatever.

>>676185773
I had a great one, like an 8.8. But she cheated on me a for two months before leaving me for him because she fell out of love with me while falling in love with him after us dating for 3.5 years....
So I have no confidence at all in myself lol

>>676185923
Let's see your profile then faggot

>>676185870
you say he asks for "alpha" things to say alpha gets pussy while your way of having a conversation with a girl is beta as fuck u ain't getting pussy like that. dick pic ain't guaranteed anything

ASK HER TO FUCK YOU BETA

>>676185923
Well, if thats your honest opinion then it basically lines up with mine as well. Id rate myself at a 5.5 (my ex to this date puts me at an 8, would be higher if I gained a few pounds)

>>676185536
>https://www.instagram.com/dg_kalev/
Please KILL YOURSELV THIS VERY INSTANT

Also thank the dog, you should do more pics with him, bitches love animals.

Plus stop writing to that ugly cunt ye faggot. Shes even worse than you. I think you still didnt see that fucking nose piercing that ruins multiple worlds

>>676186207
yourselv

>>676186037
I don't need approval from something that looks like that.

Get a fucking facelift or something dude I had no idea someone can look that ugly

>>676185975
rolling

>>676185092
> ask her for kik
Seriously kill yourself you basement dweller

>>676186108
Can someone decipher this shit for me? Need a rosetta stone for this runon sentence...

>>676186275
no u

>>676183558
I agree that the fans are shitty but the band isn't, I saw them last month and I was the tallest there since they have a teenage following

>>676186207
Dog just passed this past tuesday. Ergo why shes my most recent pictures. Lmao what ugly cunt and what nose piercing?

tell her talking about alpha music gets you going, and if she doesn't stop you're gonna blow your load.

>>676186281
A facelift? I need a facelift? Just out of curiosity, what for? My chin? My forehead?

If anything Id need rhinoplasty

>>676186499
That ugly cunt op is writing with

How much talk till you ahow me your tetas?

21 Pilots = cut myself music

>>676186422
I saw them live as well a few months back - they were opening for panic at the disco. They were awesome, got to hold one of their drums up while they wer playing and crowd surfing with water flying everywhere

>>676186024
I dont have confidence at all. I'd rather walk away in a conversation with a girl because at some point I know I will fuck up.
And since girls were heartless bitches to me, I'd ignored every girl that liked me from 18 years old till now. And at this point I dont have any contact with females besides my mom and a few female cowokers.

>>676186422
Agreed. I Listen to stuff like car radio and kitchen before that stressed out song was out and they became mainstream. Girls ages 11-18 like them 30% for there musical talents and 70% cause they think that lead singer is hot/cute Ect Ect teenage fandom bullshit

>>676178576
>asks what do
>doesnt use anything /b/tards provide

>>676186677
Ah k, yeah i didnt see that nose piercing. She still pretty af tho

What app is this?

>>676186644
you need to change your face mate

do the world a favour please just an hero

>>676186919
Grindr

>>676186836
Agreed. Do what we say OP or fuck off and go pretend like you are into twenty one pilots, to get yourself laid.

>>676186802
Yeah same, I have zero confidence. Only reason I got with my ex four years ago was because she kinda liked me and got drunk and decided to try and hook up with me. Halfway through sex I stopped because I wasnt drunk and I felt terrible for what was happening. I told her, she realized she liked me, and we started dating a week later. And that lasted 3.5 years before she fell out of love with me and found some other dude.

>>676186836
>doesnt use anything /b/tards provide
>generic "HURR DURR TELL HER TO FUCK YOU BETA HURR" "NIGGER DICK XDD LOLOL MEMES"

Fuck off. These shit-ass generic meme-responds are boring. At least try to get somewhere with the girls. Fuck.

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>>676186910
>i didnt see that nose piercing
Dude thats a red flag unless youre some kind of rocker, scene kid or a druggist

Op we need an update

>>676186969
Tried to drown myself, as soon as I lost consciousness I guess the body didnt want to die, so I somehow was lurched out and puked everywhere. Was pretty disappointed when I actually woke up, moreso when the next day my roomate told my ex and she came and spent the whole week watching me

>>676186281
kek

>>676187295
True, but (not OP) I'm not looking to marry this chick, just hang out and nail her for a few months.

>>676186281
To be fair, I wasnt the one that asked for your profile. Just shared mine for an honest opinion that I appreciate. Thanks anon.

>>676187295
>is on /b/

Dude thats a red flag unless youre some kind of retard or has shitty social skills. What a fucking homo you are

>>676187488
The fact that she has nose piercing with the age of only 18 (basically a kid) is highly suspicious.
I guess shes fucking crazy in the head
Otherwise her parents would beat the living shit out of her. Not even let her think about it.
That must mean she and her parents are all involved in some crazy shit.
Be wary of your steps op.

>>676185773
i am a really ugly motherfucker. really fucking ugly, and my body is even worse. And still i was shouting always on the top girls. I allways chassed the 8, 9 and even 10. And i failed mostly, but still got enough of them. I am now with a gorgeous Girl with a great personality and she is giving me hints she would like to engage with me. Dont give yourself to easy up pal.

>>676187153
Its between our ears tho. I am trying to get to talk with girls via an app, to get the ability to keep a conversation going again. Which, I hope, will bring back my confidence to actually talk to girls on the street. And to ignore the fact that is something doesnt work out, lay it down, and move along.

I just want to ignore the shame part and not care about failing. Because I fucking hate shame.

>>676188008

or some people like nose rings

i think OP's girl is most likely shitty, i just don't think it's a black and white generalization

oh wait, i'm on /b/...

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>>676187333
Still nothing.

>>676188600
You dont simply like nose piercings

Those are not earrings where you can actually like them

You must have a destroyed personality to get nose rings that early

>>676188101
Dude, to be fair, I already gave up. Believe me I am not a quitter, I will fight, but I just plain gave up on girls after 20. I am 23 now, working a full time job that I like and the only girls that I see are in public transport. All the 7-10/10's dont even see me, or I dont care to be seen.

I just plain gave up.

>>676189441
Youre only 23, dont give up. You still got many years left

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>>676189441
look
this ugly faggot is me.
and this is one of my better pictures.
i still got the girl of my dreams.
with being persistend, and a little bit of help from the Internet
learn what girls want for a bf, and be that bf.

>>676189441
shut the fuck up you pathetic excuse for a life

people like you piss me off, go do something about your ugliness and contribute to society rather than try and kill yourself you beta fuck

sign up to a gym, sort your shit out you faggot

>>676189931
honestly you are not that ugly

>>676189004

>implying

>>676189004

says someone on /b/ LOLOLOLOL

>>676190347
lol!

OP, notice the nose piercing, major red flag. Be a fucking alpha, hit it and quit it. That's all her kind are good for.

>>676190182
Dude I go to a gym, whats your problem. Every person is different. I have my things sorted out, for as far as I can see. Just not the gf part. I am working on it. Read back a few posts ffs

And I will not kill myself, I am not that worthless. Asshole.

>>676188008
Every chick I've known with a nose piercing has been a psychotic slut. Good for one thing only.

>>676188948
say something ask what she did today or something instead of looking at the same conversation for 40 min long

>>676189931
not OP, but I am the dude whos instagram ws linked up.

I hear you. Im not great looking by any means, but I had the girl of my dreams. I loved, nay, still love this girl. Shes my everything. BUt I lost her to some other dude who played the role of her only friend and confidant where we live until July, and now she loves him. I was what she wanted, but I lost my way a bit and she gave up on me (by lost my way I mean began working around the clock and getting depressed due to money issues and the amount of hours I was working and not seeing her).

>>676190215
well thanks a lot

>>676189931
Tryin' to break my neck you fucking maniac!!??

>>676191041
Idk I'm not a fan of double texts.
Don't want a look desperate

>>676191222
oh dude i know this feeling. Honestly i have no idea what to do if this relationship goes crash.

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>>676191877
yeah sorry
lately i cant upload a singe photo in the right way.
see:

>>676178576
What a dumb fucking name, you stupid whore. Suck me dry before I tell your dad you're fucking a nigger

>>676192084
Well, I can tell you what I did.
For three weeks straight I planned how to win her back, stayed up late crying, started wondering if I can win her back or if shes dating this friend shes been getting close to already.
After three weeks of bulding myself up determined to win her back, found out she was fucking that friend for two months and planned to dump me but couldnt. Found out they love each other, and that any love she felt for me came and went in moments but didnt stay anymore.
Then I tried to anhero. Now just trying to be her friend, still doing her favors when she asks, but waiting, hoping that their relationship crashes and burns soon, and hoping shed give me another shot to show her she still loves me.

And that is the most beta thing there is to do in the world. She cheated on me, broke my heart, and everyones wondering how because I was so good to her and did everything for her... And Im the one wanting a second shot.

>>676178576
OP let dub decided for you on /b/, we'll have you swimming in her tight pussy in no time

>>676192808
Not OP but ive seen what happens, only pussy he'll be swimming in is the one he hallucinates on LSD after dubs decides he should tell her "I'm a cuck go fuck a big black guy while I fuck ponies Hitler did nothing wrong"

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>>676182918
PANIC AT THE DISCO IS EONS ABOVE TWENTY ONE FUCKING GODDAMN PILOTS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>676192624
i had once a crush on a girl, and she seemed also into me. I called her to stay at my place (other country) for some days, and she - came.
I was really happy, but as she arrived, she was strangely cold and rejecting me. She stayed 2 days, and it was really awkward. She met my family, and that made it worse for me. As she left i hacked into her FB profile (i am not proud of it/ i kinda am) and got realy fucked up what i red:
>her Parents forced her to come WTF
>she had already a friend
>she had a lot of sex with that dude, giving him BJ and shit

and that was the betarded story how my Family met my first "Girlfriend" and i got fucked up for months....

>>676193622
My chemical romance < panic <21p

>>676193622
All the more happy I saw them both at the same concert then...

>>676186919
BlackPeopleMeet

Dude. Keep this going. Your next thread will be webms of you slamming this slut...

>>676192232
You look like the Boston Bomber fam

ITT; TWO RETARD HIPSTERS CONVERSING ABOUT SHIT MUSIC

good fucking job faggot

>>676193837
they're good too but they fucking broke up. at least PATD is still around

>>676194571
They're just talking about shitty bands. I do that much with girls all the time and I never get it in.

>>676194627
yeah, i am actualy supposed to be Muslim :D

>>676194627
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Nah but for real where you live, I aint doing no marathons there.

>>676178992
botth together are perfect for a ylyl thread sry bro if you are serious

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Ok Anons, honestly, how lucky am i to have her for my Girlfriend?

>>676196838
depends on what you look like/how good you are in bed/ how much money you got/ any talent or prestige you got.

>>676196838
Her eyebrows are different

>>676196838
Lucky enough. She is good-looking and seems like a nice person. Do not let her go.

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>>676196838
Op thinks he is lucky to have that ugly bitch

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>>676197492
Rip he ain't op

>>676197263
I didnt realize you know her

>>676196989
i am a beta faggot like we are all here...

>>676181077
Northeast PA?

>>676197263
yeah she is really :)

>>676196997
fuck you, now i cant unseen that.

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>>676188948
just tell her that ure into licking smegma off from foul BBC

>>676197883
Lucky as fuck then.

>>676196997
Awwwww, Damn you sid it. Amen