Take a fat piss

Go outside and look in bin for anything useful.

Slam guys head in wall and fuck him while he is pissing.

>>676176449
stick man drinks bleach and thread ends

jack the guy off taking a piss

put your dick in the cigarette and fuck it

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Shit urself

>>676176954
Kyle?

>>676176933
Winrar

>>676177044
dubs reinforces the winwar

>>676176933
>>676176944
>>676177044
holyshit.exe

Suddenly remember everything including how I got here, so I steal a Prius and head back to Moscow

>>676176449
attempt to rape pissing guy - make cackling and "wololo" sounds during this

kill OP

will yourself to death

op sure takes his sweet time drawing some shitty MS paint edit he already has the background to anyway

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>>676176933

Winner

You grab the mans cigarette, pull down your pants and go to town. It burns you but boy does it feel great. The man is scared so starts running away. you stand up, dick burning, and feeling powerful.

>>676178023
Slap him with my dick and rape his pooper

>>676178023
you get a gun and shoot up a school

Remember you kept a gloxk 18 up you ass with a drum magazine and you go on a shooting spree

>>676178023
climb into trash container (i assume it's one) and search for something to put into your ass

>>676178023
set self on fire then put it out with pee

>>676178023
chase after him, tackle him and fuck him with the cigarette still on your dick, burning his asshole

>>676178023
he castrates himself and shoves cigarette up ass

>>676178333
>>676178300


TRIPS OVERRIDES DUBS

>>676178023
Yell Allah akbaur and blow yourself up, killing everyone except you.

>>676178333
checked

>>676178333
Oh shit nigger do it

>>676178333
here comes the random event

>>676178023

Catch the man who is running away and fuck him so good that he becomes your eternal slave

>>676178023
you kill an infant

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>>676178381

>>676178333
Ask if he enjoyed it.

is op kill?

>>676178700
op is draw probably

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Build a shipyard.

>>676178700

Op has aspergers and has a hard time understanding how to draw in ms paint.

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>>676178300

Luckily you found a barley used pink buttplug! youve always wanted to try anal play, so why not? wow you feel more empowered than ever!

>>676178873
op does in fact have assburgers

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>>676178821
why they fuck are you rolling OP is drawing we already have like 2 gets newfag

>>676178873
Build a fucking shipyard.

>>676178873
fart buttplug directly in to the trashcan

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>>676178873
>took dubs over trips

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>>676178954
because i want a fucking shipyard.
rolling: build a shipyard

>>676178873
pick off burnt dick

>>676178873
try to find your kids to make things right with the family and win back your wife

>>676178873
he finds M9 in dumpster and goes to sandy hook and shoots up the school

>>676178873
Open a wormhole to the current election and suck hillary clinton's dick so hard that it sucks out all 400 of her Superdelegates of which you swallow and vomit onto Bernie Sanders causing him to become the nominee

Just lay on the ground Like an absolute mad man

break into car and shit in it

Run back into the bar and chuck the shit covered buttplug at the first person you see.

>>676176449
Jump

>>676179046
he finds a ship yard and lights it on fire

>>676178873
Sex with trump

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>>676178333

Random event! while enjoying the plug in your ass, you hear noises coming from the dumpster. you realize there is a perfectly working portable flatscreen in there. and what is this? the news is on and the man is yelling and warning everyone of a storm a brewing! could this be trouble?

>all dubs after this post count for next.

>>676179130
yes

>>676179312
smash tv

>>676179312
he kills himself out of fear

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>>676179312
Build a shipyard where you can hide from storm.

>>676179312
fuck the tv

>>676179312
take plug out of ass. find man who is yelling and beat him to death with buttplug

Kill self

>>676179312
rolling for this: >>676178821

>>676179471
this

>>676179312
that is completey unrelated to his trips
also you fuck the TV violently slottered

>>676179471
roll

rerolling for shipyard.

>>676179471
roll

>>676179583
re roll

>>676179471
rolling

kill yourself with the screen

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Build a shipyard!

Explode

>>676179312
go to newstation where man is broadcasting. proceed to rape him with buttplug

>>676179471
we can do this guy's


ROLL

>>676179677
do this instead of >>676179644

>>676179644
winrar, let the adventure take place in hell!

>>676179644
/thread

>>676179644
>>676179677


44 is satisfying but 77 is far more funny

>>676179644
/thread
Fun time guys.

Adventure continues in hell

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>>676179644

You bash your head over and over because its better to die this way than in whatever the possibly deadly storm could be right? could this really be the end?

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I'm actually all for the shipyard now

>>676180156
F to pay respects

Wakes up in hell.

>>676180260
f

Turn into ghost. Adventure continues

Now we are ghost and start triying our new ghost abilities

>>676180284
roll

>>676180260

f

Danny phantom

>>676180494
rolling for this

>>676180156
/thread

Gets buried

>>676180284
Rolling, plus we try to rape a demon nearby

Flash forward to funeral

Your are nearly invincible while completely wasted. Your get up, do some hard drugs and go rape the man at newsroom

Turns into skeltal

unzips his dick

All a dream. Still in bathroom

>>676180156
He dies, and finds out there isn't a hell or heaven, and forever has is conscious stuck in a black nothingness

/thread

>>676180805
roll

>>676180805
ROLLING

Rewind 2 weeks earlier...

>>676180805
Rollerino

>>676180805
Fruit roll ups

Zombie outbreak starts

>>676180805
this

He wakes up in stall with cum in his ass

Been of light comes from clouds. Revived

>>676180805
Kek Rolling

>>676180805
rolling rolling

Waked up in hell. Goes on an all out mission to find Satan and tongue his asshole.

Buried. End of story

>>676180805
dubs

>>676181165
Wakes* and reroll

>>676180805
rlling

>>676181200
Winrar

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>>676181200
CHECKM OP

>>676181200
/thread

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You think to yourself how shitty this is and you should have probably taken your chances with life. maybe there is someway some how that you could reverse your past mistakes? if only...

>>676181200
oh well

Goes to heaven and makes bread pudding with chubbs from happy gilmore

>>676181521
There is no way, he is nothing but a mere consciousness, fading away quickly


/thread all ready

Collect all 7 DBs, revive. Become twice as strong as before

>>676181650
Here we go again

>>676181650
Check THESE op

>>676181650
Two same numbers

Suddenly something from nothing. It's the big bang all over again. Fast forward back in bar.

>>676181650
Double cheese burger

>>676181650
Cmon dubs plz

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>>676181650

if dubs, roll for the storm to magically revive him

>>676181650
Sticky is dead

>>676181968
These dubs say fuck you, >>676181650 is what happens

>>676181650
roll roll roll my boat

>>676181650
Gently down the stream

Create ball of light

>>676181650
Merrily merrily CHECK THESE FUCKING DUBS

>>676181650
Cmon dubs already moot

>>676182322
checkt

Wakes up hungover in bed. It was all a dream. Promises self to make better decisions next time.

>>676182322
thx moot


OP he is of kill

realize there is a hell, it was just a long passage through the darkness, to see the beautiful light

>>676182322
OP HE IS KILL FOREVER

>>676182430
>>676182387

see THESE

>>676182322
OP checkm