Alright /b/ a box just arrived.
Dubs gets a hint.
Guess correctly what it is and I open and reveal.
AMD thinkpad
give us something to tell size with
Brass Dildo.
>>676172544
Ok, give us a hint
>>676172777
and for trips e get what?
>>676172313
Is it a fucking dildo?
One marijuanas
>>676172777
oh shit
>>676172313
Yill Kourself
BANANA FOR SCALE OP!
>>676172777
>>676172544
hint
It's not electronics of any kind.
hint
I've made threads like this before with similar items.
>>676173090
Brass Dildo
If we never guess correctly will it just remain unopened?
Cause I'm okay with that.
>>676172313
Water Pipe
Deluxe Bondage set for loners
>>676173331
Sure but someone always gets it.
It's a very common type of item.
Mein Kampf
>>676173365
B-b-b-brass dildo
>>676173622
OP GIVES HINT OR HE IS A FAGGOT
>>676172313
kitchen utensils
(spoons,forks,knifes,etc)
>>676172313
a body
>>676173622
>>676173733
OP is an official faggot
>>676173690
>>676173622
hint
You are the faggot also you probably have dozens of the type of item but probably never used or heard of the specific one in the box.
>>676172313
An anime figure
A dakimakura pillow case
>>676173975
Palomino Blackwing
>>676173733
>>676173622
hint
it's not sexual in any way
Hint
it has nothing to do with cookery
>implying we care about your package
cup/mug
Some sort of gaming peripheral, idk if you were the one who got the keyboard
>if you figure out what it is, then I'll show you what you're expecting to see because you guessed what it is
Palomino Blackwing pencil
Book
>>676173975
...Dildo?
>>676174366
hint
it has nothing to do with sex at all
>AMD
chair
Big massive dildo
Fleshlight!
Whats in the box
Is it a new piece
>>676173975
BUTTPLUG
>>676174597
No.
Hint:
Drugs are for loser faggots
>>676174431
I bet it's a vape
>>676174677
Hint
It's not for my butt.
>>676174771
>>676174693
Is it a bible
>>676174693
>implying all drug users are losers
>>676174771
fedora
A pen?
>>676174864
>charliesheen.jpg
>>676174771
Is it something you use daily ?
Judging by the box size, it's computer hardware.
>>676174853
No
hint:
Religion is cancer
>>676174771
Is it a post op vaginal stretcher?
It's obviously gay porn movies because OP is a massive faggot
>>676174994
It's a wig.
>>676174888
>>676174977
Yes I use it all the time.
not a pen but close enough.
>>676174994
Silly goose. That isn't a hint, that's an opinion.
Is it a MLP shirt?
>>676175131
Hey, fuck you. I got all excited and everything. Dick.
>>676175131
I fucking guessed pencil
>>676175290
>>676175310
It's not just any pencil
you were on the right track though
>>676175131
shit tier writing instrument
>>676175520
IS IT A PALOMINO BLACKWING
>>676175538
It's the quality of lead you put inside it that counts really.
>>676175679
No it does not fucktard. It's the quality of the instrument that matters.
But I will take a sild guess and assume you are one of.those morons using MontBlanc leads in Pilot pens.
>>676175936
Also, quality instruments have quality leads. Shit is shit however you look at it.
>>676175936
what really matters is the hand that holds it.
OP here it turns out it is just a massive fucking dildo and it is now lodged 6 inches up into the unreachable area of my asshole please call the ambulance
Thanks for the fun thread guys.
Tune in on Tuesday when my next item arrives.
blow up doll
How did a box arrive on a Sunday?
>>676176555
Some places, eg where I live, have free sunday delivery with prime