Where in florida?

>>676168550

this is everything

>>676168425
Better off than living in any North East or West coast state.

>>676168550
This. God knows why, but Florida has many subsections (SW Florida, NE florida, etc.) and each one has a different demographic.

>>676168425
If you're in Miami welcome to South Jersey

If the Panhandle welcome to Alabama

Tampa Area is ok minus all the fucking snowbirds.

>>676168425
How's you Haitian and Spanish?

FLfag here living in Deland.
This applies to all of Florida.
DON'T DRINK THE WATER.

>>676168677

what a retarded edgy comment

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>>676168425
If you move to any other part of Florida north of Miami, theres a decent number of red necks ( but tampa is pretty okay ). It's always hot no matter what dont expect 4 seasons just
1)summer
2)slightly colder summer
If you move to Miami ( where i'm from ) Spanish is almost a requirement considering almost everyone comes from a Spanish speaking island. Also lots of traffic here
Any questions OP

>>676168550
Miami hollywood area

>>676168425
Hope you like opiates, because that's the only drug you're going to find

>>676168425
If your not in a big city like orlando. And not on a tourist vacation off the coast spot. Pretty much the rest of florida is full of hicks, reminds you of really backwards old world alabama people. (Source: lived in south georgia whole life. Been to florida plenty i know)

>>676169005
>edgy
Not that anon, but you're an idiot.

>>676168914
I live in central Florida probably my favorite part of the state

>>676169004
really that bad???

I was in Tampa for about a month last summer and I loved it, but then again I'm Eastern European trash so things like putting money in an ATM and having it go in my bill are novelty

Don't swim in any form of water

>>676169004
Bah it's fine, especially city water. You should boil it first though. There is a boil water advisory in effect pretty much everywhere.

>>676169059
yup hollywood miami area

I moved from Ohio to Gainesville in 2011 and it's fucking shit. I would move back, FL never ffeels like home.

Ignore these faggots, yes the people suck. But, the cheaper rent all around allows for a higher standard of living, you'll never have to shovel snow, and there's cool ass swamps and cute lizards everywhere.
(Lived there for 12 yrs)

>>676169106
no bud?? and how are the bud laws

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>>676169234
No It's not that bad anon is just a pussy
Water is fine I drink from the fridge filter and tap all day

>>676169372
Bud everywhere down here in miami
and hollywood is pretty similar

>>676169234
If you don't mind drinking fluorite or chlorine

>>676169234
They use septic tanks a lot here. Or at least they did in the past. Thing is, a sandy environment does not work with a septic system. Shit doesn't get filtered. It will be decades before everything is switched over despite a federal order to do so.

>>676169004
FLfucker here living in daytona beach
Visit daytona lagoon your white trash heaven

lol i have to drive all the way there too

>>676169475
meant law wise

>>676168425
Central Florida is pretty chill... just stay out of the ghetto in Tampa and you're good. Lot's of nice old people and people just seem friendlier here than up North. (from New York)

>>676169157
I lived in Orlando, hated it. Now I live in Lehigh Acres (not as bad as people think, unless you are a store owner). I do love the nature here though. Plenty to see and great weather.

>>676169514
I have to drive past there, ima stop there and get drunk

>>676169059
WTF is the picture you posted ? some kind of adoption website ?

>>676169372 Central/East coast you can get your hands on anyyyything

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>>676168425
You're going to die in a sinkhole OP.

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>>676169608
Technically illegal but no one really cares iv'e walked down wynwood smoking bud and no one batted an eye
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What about the bitches tho?

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Pussies.

>>676169333
Trips of truth. I actually love Florida, moved here from a white suburb in Colorado. Only downside is now I am genuinely racist.

>>676169372
use to be bad but thankfully part of florida is keeping
up with the times. Places like Tampa and Miami
are just slapping people with tickets now if you
have less than 20grams on you.

The driving isn't a crazy as people say apart from Orlando downwards, half the cars are driven by a tourist or some hispanic. BUY A DASHCAM.

>>676168977
>Haitian
Its called Creole you pleb

>>676169894
Same as almost everywhere, just more bikinis.

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>>676169894
everywhere

>>676169684
Make sure to smash a couple highschool chicks from the local schools dirtiest hoes you will ever meet

>>676169894
Beaches everywhere and tropical ass weather... how do you think the bitches are? Half naked

>>676169894

I fucked more girls in Ohio than in Florida.

Expect lots of humidity. Its 80 degrees outside and just standing around? Expect to sweat. Walking to the store from your car? Expect to sweat.

>>676169970
thank god, i looked on norml website and i was like da fuck, im Tn and Ohio so they where not bad here, then i seen the less then 20 gram laws an i was like for some bud your going to send me to prison for a year, fuck that

>>676169894
The girls I saw looked pretty much like the ones I saw in South Carolina but with less niggers, so I figure it's regular ass southern girls. They wear too much makeup but eh. If you've got a foot fetish it's definitely the place for you.

>>676170030
Anything to do with that shitty language is pleb-tier.

>>676169954
ya hatians

>>676170097
If you buy them alcohol you WILL get your dick wet

>>676170071
wtf you serious, thats funny

The summer weather is bullshit, there is a huge downpour at 5pm most days. The flies are a pain too, they get right in your face. Also ants in the grass a lot.

>>676170188
I keep my house at 80 and spend a great deal of time outside and rarely sweat. What are you doing wrong?

>>676169074
You're fucked. That area is filled with dirty hobos and niggers. And I don't mean blacks, I mean niggers. White niggers, black niggers, cuban niggers. I live in Kendal area, and it's not as bad as Hollywood.

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>>676170188
OP just needs to grow an immunity to extreme temps like I did.

OP, just make it so 90F is mild for you and 80F is "wear a jacket" weather. To me, 100+ is nice and toasty.

>>676170392
Dead ass serious ormond beach(sea breeze highschool) they just walk the streets looking for niggas to buy them drinks and smash them

>>676170397
You forgot sandspurs. I don't have issues with flies though. One great thing about Fl. is there aren't many mosquitoes (compared to the midwest at least). Even the plants eat the larva.

>>676169978

THIS!! Miami is fucking free for all. Those Cubans don't give a shit in the car or crossing the road.

>>676170632
living in Memphis made me tolerant, Have you ever lived in a delta, its hot and humid as fuck. i assume its like Florida minus all the cotton

>>676170652
sounds like stds thak god for condoms

>>676170632
This. I sleep at 74 with two blankets (unless I ate a large dinner, then I get hot). Upside is my body was built for this temperature from birth. Downside is I spent most of my life among the frozen ass mountains every winter.

>>676168425
Gun laws are pretty fucking awesome here.

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>>676171130
how awesome

>>676168425
Stand your ground law is awesome. If someone tries to steal your shit or harm you, you can defend yourself. Not like faggy places like Hawaii.

>>676169106
Anything South of West Palm Beach is shit

Just stay away from bitches named Guadalupe that smell like Goriditas and you're good. Florida is fucking awesome.

>>676171293
wow it applies to your vehicle too??

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I moved here from CT 4 years ago... hardly went outside ever since. (subdivisions suck. There's nothing to do). It's not all that bad though. The it's fun to go fishing here and the people are nice (somewhat).
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>>676171663
If they smell like Gorditas they are fine, it's if they taste like week old Gorditas that you have to worry about

>>676171790
Everything. Everywhere. No shitty "castle doctrine" or "make my day" laws.

>>676172276
so in public

It's nice been in the same state as the big theme parks. I had a seasons pass and would spend every other weekend at one.

>>676168425
Lived in FL 25 years AMA.

>>676172334
...yes.

>>676172756

When did you die inside?

>>676168425
The average person is extremely stupid here.
There are a lot of hot chics though.
Stupid hot chics are fairly easy lays.
Lots of sun and rain.
Bugs too.

>>676173566
when my dad died when I was 16.

>>676168677
I'm guessing you've never left the south

>>676169106
uh...no

>>676169372
there's tons of bud

>>676173726

That was lame of him.

>>676174056
Yeah pancreatic cancer /b/ro, wouldn't wish it on anyone.

>>676173592
You haven't lived in many states have you? Most people are extremely stupid. Though the minorities certainly give minorities a bad name here.

>>676169157
If you're into retarded backwards hick shit, then I guess it could be appealing.
Quite possibly the dumbest populace in the United States.
There is also a very high instance of STD's in the elderly in that region.

>>676171533
west palm is nice, and the suburbs in palm beach county are pretty nice compared to some other places

>>676169372
Florida is flooded with every kind of drug you can think of

prepare to want to kill yourself when driving in Florida. everyone is a retard when it comes to driving, the majority of them 70+ years old.

>>676174273

The healthcare in this country is bullshit.

its gonna be so sketch

>>676169074
Used to live in Hollywood. Find a different spot to move.

>>676174784
what can you tell me about it?

>>676174694
Yeah I truly believe those people that say there is a cure being buried because treatments make more money than cures.

>>676174980
We had a shit load of problems with breaking and entering attempts, coos were around almost daily dealing with some white trash couple getting drunk and beating each other or thugs running around thugging. We lived in a mid rate appartment complex. People are assholes down there. Lots of try hards, and you'll need to pick up spanish. It makes your life easier.

>>676168425
Florida has a very high STD rate thanks to it's backwards healthcare laws. The state is run by tea party-ers who have no idea how to govern. You will find a lot of dumb, hot, redneck chics with aids. Also hot latina chics with aids and ugly black chics wih aids.

>>676175487
o god i really wanted to fuck a bitch down there

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>>676171219
You can shoot niggers and everything

>>676169074
Learn to speak spanish, you're deadly close to hialeah.

>>676175487
Born and raised in FL, and I've never personally known a single person with aids. That I know of.

>>676168425
Too many Yankees and Cubans there. They've pretty much taken over Florida, so expect a lot of loud, moody, rude, inconsiderate shitlords running around being obnoxious.

ive lived in Georgia my whole life and want to live in Florida so bad.

>>676175865

Can confirm that georgia is a shithole, been there once for a weekend and the entire time it was like a black lives matter rally no matter where I went

Niggers as far as the eye can see

At least in some parts of florida you can hang out with non-cubans or niggers. As a floridian I love the chances I have to hang out with the neighborhood alligators

>>676174313
I've lived in Florida, California and New York and visited many others.
Florida has a well deserved reputation for stupid people. I'm not saying it's the worst, but for a major state, it should expect better of itself.

>>676176167
>Cuban here
Would like to hang with non-Cubans please.

>>676176167
Went canoeing a little while back. Fucking gators everywhere. They were chill as fuck, though.

>>676176308
wouldn't they EAT you

>>676176167
i mean i like georgia, i live in one of the richest cities in the state. I just love florida.

>>676176206
Like every day there's someone in the news here that changes my perception on the depths of human stupidity.

>>676176371
You know, you would think that.

>>676175699
Don't worry, you will.
Then you'll have the aids like the rest of us.

>>676176371
dumbass yankee

>>676175790
Found the guy with aids

>>676176371
With what their long ass mouths with tiny teeth?

Non floridians really like exagerrate how dangerous the average alligator is, they're like the size of a large dog and probably about half as dangerous if you're not retarded. Yeah they can eat kids, but if you're not the size of a fucking Pomeranian they won't fuck with you.

>>676176565
Nah, my family hasn't been rich enough to afford personal aids since the yanks came and burned down our slave plantation.

>>676168425
You don't want to live anywhere they use the term "Yankee",
like this guy >>676175864
Avoid places where they talk like that

>>676176627
Now crocs on the other hand...you don't want to fuck with crocs.

>>676169074
>Miami

Good luck LOL

>>676176425
yup

>>676176834

ye crocodiles are basically sea monsters. You can tell the difference because they look like they can rip your legs off. Also, protip, they can outrun you.

tl;dr don't fuck with crocodiles.

>>676168425
Floridafag here, the only issue you should be worried about is the weather. The weather is fuckin jank here. I've seen the clouds piss rain with the force of a thousand suns, but it only last for 30 seconds

>>676176559
you are a fuck boy, im from tn

>>676176841
why?

>>676177030
lmao truth

>>676177055
northern scum. Move to the real south.

>>676177030

I've lived in Florida for 20 years and this guy is exaggerating heavily. This sort of shit does not happen regularly, or at all that I can remember or have noticed in the area that I live in. (south central florida)

>>676177546
In the bay area, that sort of thing may happen several times a year

>>676177154
Have you heard of the Bay Harbor Butcher?

>>676177744
>Dexter

>>676177546

i've been to Florida once, and it happened every fucking day, at around 3:00 PM.