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ITT First sexual expierneces
Going first
>16
>sad betafag
>not doing sport
>had social anxiety
>was deeply into chat rooms
>one day I met one from my region
>same age kind of a slut
>i told her i was a virgin
>she said she wanted to fuck a first timer
>we met at my place
>talked a bit and had really awkward sex
>did it twice that day both took about an hour
>she was guiding me the whole was but back then I enjoyed irlt
>never spoke to her again
>ff 6 y
>be with her in collage
>she doesn't remember me it seems
>but i got the clue from her name
Webm unrelated just some shit i got from here
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>>676168001
Be me
>never got laid
>ever
>seriously why are you still reading this the message is sent
>wtf get a life you homo
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>>676168001
>18
>girl was doped up on ecstasy
>think she like be before, talked a bit in class
>fucked her
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>>676168001
sauce please?
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>>676168001
>first time
>took an hour
ITT bullshit.
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>>676169094
TryTeens - Autumn
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>>676169623
thank you anon!
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>be me
>be the thursday before my 14th birthday
>have ugly gf been going out for 8 or so months
>we both want to fuck
>why not the movie theatre family bathroom
>go to theatre
>go to bathroom
>fuck
>cum buckets all over her stomach
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>be me
>15
>drunk af
>hanging out with older guys and girls
>they're local degenerates
>don't care. got alcohol.
>one girl gets really born
>fatbitch.png
>don't care
>only one of my friends who hadn't had sex
>fingerbang
>fucked her
>got in relationship
>used her for sex
>fucking hated her
>fucked all the time for 8 months
>pic related
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>Be me
>jerk off
>the end
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>>676170957
winrar.exe
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>>676170623
My buddy had a similar story for his first time. He dumped the chick soon after.
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>>676171222>
>> cool
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>be me
>17 yo
>on summer camp
>in a bar
>meet a fat 16yo bitch
>kiss
>she stays at same hostel
>ask if she wanna smoke
>go to her room
>fuck twice
>never see again
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>>676171464
also i think i caught chlamydia from her
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>>676168001

>16
>meet 40something man from chatroom at his place
>we get naked, he puts a condom on
>starts fucking, very uncomfortable/painful
>i just want it to be over
>"what would you do if i took the condom off"
>i'm frozen silent
>"what would you do if i raped you"
>he takes condom off, puts cock back in, comes up my ass
>get dressed and leave, cry on bus
>masturbate about it that night
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>Be me
>Be about 12
>Wanted inline skates really bad, but be poor
>Dad said to get a Fucking Job.
>Starting cutting grass for the neighbors
>Neighbors girl has hot mom and crazy dad.
>Cut grass and say it will cost 15 bucks
>Finish cutting grass.
>Knock on door and ask for money.
>Lady says to come inside.
>pretends to look for money. Doesnt have any
> She pulls me to the bed room. No idea what the fuck is going on.
>She tells me to stay still and pulls down shorts and spiderman underwear
>She sucks on my pee pee...WTF.jpg
>I get a tiny boner
>She eventually stops and pulls down her pants
>sticks my kid dick in her ass
>Goes on like 5 min until she stops
>I didnt really get much out of it.
>Fucked her and her daughter for year until they finally moved.
>never got my 15 bucks.
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>>676172427
Kiked
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>>676172427
>spiderman underwear
lost
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>be me brit
>on holiday, bout 15
>with mum dad, little sis
>mum and dad get pretty drunk
>dad storms out the hotel room to cool down
>mum sobbin and crying
>give her a cuddle and that
>starts kissing my face saying she loves me
>"such a good boy, anon, such a good boy"
>kissing all over like im a fuckin baby
>i get hard
>kiss her back but on the lips
>make out for a couple secs
>she pulls away
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>be me
>18 y/o beta virgin
>be going steady with chick for about two months, she's 17 y/o virgin
>progressively work through the bases
>make out watching a movie, dry humping through clothes like crazy
>watching movie one day
>under blankets, dry humping, clothes coming off
>isthisfinallyhappening.jpg
>she mounts me, grabs the d, guides it
>tight as fuck, feels like my dick is about to snap in half
>Finally break through
>she can't handle the pain for more than a few seconds, hops off
>cleans herself up and has to go home
>feelsbadman.png
>she's horny and comes back later that night and we fuck like rabbits
>everything went better than expected
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>>676173161
no condom ?
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>>676173377
Noop, pullout method into trashcan and on back/belly
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>>676173377
do rabbits use condoms? common sense, fam
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>>676171222
I hate seeing good trips wasted
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>>676174217
Stop yapping like a fag who thinks post number holds any value, and CHECK 'EM.
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>>676174380
lel
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>>676172427
>less than 3 months later..
>have cut her grass at least 5 times.
>every time she has me fuck her.
>only anal.
>shit starts getting weird.
>she makes me fist her ass
>fist ass with both hands
>she sticks her tongue in my asshole
>put penis and both in ass. Doesnt really work well because im 12 and my dick isnt too big
>after a couple months i finally cum
>she shits it out into her hand and puts it in her mouth
>was very cofused
>promised like always not to tell or crazy husband would find out and kill me
>daughter asked if i was fucking her mom
>I think so
>tell me to lick her pussy
>i do it
>I like it
>Mom makes me do other bizarre shit.
>Pee on her, check
>hand in pussy and hand in ass, check
>her pee on me, check
>to this day, I have an anal fetish and I have a very difficult time to pee when i think there is a chance anyone can hear me
>fucked me up
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>>676174832
>to this day, I have an anal fetish and I have a very difficult time to pee when i think there is a chance anyone can hear me

care to elaborate?
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>>676168001
> Be 13. Meet 14yo girl. Chat her up like retarded 13yo.
> Have no game. Holy shit nigger, what are you doing.
> It works. The fuck? Play some stupid game. Think it was pogs.
> She kisses me. Instant boner. Can't adjust shorts. Just sticking there obvious.
> She says to show her my butt. Look around. Nobody.
> Quick down and up. Boner fixed now. She says lay down and close my eyes.
> Do it faggot. Hand on my dick. Almost jizz. Clench hard to not do it. She giggles.
> Then stops and jumps away. Busted, but not entirely.
> Have to clean chalkboards and erasers. She does too in other classroom.
> After school. Clapping erasers. Outside. She wants to see my thingy. Nobody around.
> Soft now. Show her anyway. She says she wants to kiss me again. Sure.
> She drops. My soft dick goes all the way in her mouth. Pull back out and zip up.
> Shaking. Confused. Go back inside. Teachers gone. Empty school.
> Asks to see my butt again. No u. She raises skirt and pulls down some.
> Cute butt. Do want. She pulls back up. My turn. Show butt. Stay like that?
> Wet finger up my butt. Clenching. VERY confused. Full hardon again.
> What the hell? Turn around. He has his skirt raised. And his dick out.
> Holy shit boys can look like girls. Very afraid. But boner gets HARDER.
> Never fucking been this hard. Hurts. He takes my hand and pulls me away from the door.
> Nobody will see if they peek in. Pants down. Finger up my ass. Dick in his mouth.
> JESUS CHRIST. Fall down. He can't catch me. Land on my back. He climbs on top.
> My dick rubbing his dick. My balls rubbing his panties. Kissing. Lots of kissing.
> Push him off. Onto his back. Taste his cock. Get a taste of pre.
> Don't like it but do it anyways. Sucking on his cockhead.
> He moans like a girl instead of a boy. Love the sounds. Keep going.
> Fingers in my hair. He's crying.
> (MORE)
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>>676175130
> (CONT)
> HUGE FUCKING MESS in my mouth suddenly. Spill some, swallow most, pull back.
> Lands all over my shirt. He's shaking on the floor. Goofy sweet grin.
> I'm still really hard. He faps me slow. Finger up my butt again. Everything so slow.
> Keeps slobbering on his finger. Rubbing it all in my butt. Just makes it ache and shake more.
> Eventually he stops. He's hard again. He stands up. Pulls me up. He pushes me forwards a bit.
> He gets behind me. THAT'S NOT A FINGER! Don't even fucking know what sound I made.
> Riding his goddamn cock. Entire lower body clenching and shaking. Blow jizz on the chalkboard.
> Some of it's higher than my head. Cumming so hard my nuts and taint hurt.
> He winces and pulls out. I crumple and almost hit my head on the chalk tray.
> Cum is in the chalk tray. Cumstain on the blackboard.
> Try to clean it. Still there but only we know what it is.
> Keep calling him a girl. Keeps wearing skirt and panties. Maybe once a week suck 'her' off.
> 'She' edges me until 'she' gets hard again. Then 'she' pounds my ass and I blow it.
> School year ends. Never saw again. Stain still on board next year.
> Have to stare at it every day in class. Doing accidental kegels instead of studying.
> Fail class. Why u no get 'her' number, retard?
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>>676172175
kek
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>19
>just got gf
>gf also a virgin
>we both wanted to do it
>forplay
>real deal
>cumshot rpg exploded in 10 seconds after inserting
>feeling depressed because I came to quick
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>>676175076
not much to elaborate on. I have fucked every girlfriend in the ass since then. The ones who say no, i kick them to the curb.
For pissing. That fucked my life up. I cant pee if think someone can hear me. So, in public bathrooms its almost impossible to piss. Imagine that... having to pee so bad but your body wont let you. sucks ass
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>>676175076
this

I am interested
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>>676172175
are you guy or girl?
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I guess it was a win/loss situation

>15
>At first party with sister and her best friend
>Sister's best friend gets drunk as fuck
>We're flirting all night
>Party is winding down
>We go outside to talk
>She's so drunk she can barely talk
>She tells me she wants to fuck
>We start making out
>Take her into the woods a little
>Fuck her behind a tree
>She makes me use some old condom she had in her purse
>Still feels awesome
>Cum on her face
>Let's me take some pictures as a bonus

Fast forward about a month

>EVERYONE fucking finds out
>Word goes around that I raped her
>She tells everyone she tried stopping me
>She told everyone I gave her beer
>...wut
>Marked as rapist
>School gets involved
>Police get involved
>She won't confess that she just let me do it
>Grounded 24/7
>School tells me I'm not allowed near female students
>Get into deep shit for underage drinking and alcohol possession
>Community service


I lost a lot of friends, no one believed me when I told my side of the story, the school treated me like shit, it fucking sucked...but at the same time, it was worth it.
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>>676175670
Not since that day, no.
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>>676174832

If that really happend....why it didn't happen to me? :(
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>>676175640
Oh, I also have made lots of my girls wear anal plugs in public under their clothes. The from time to time, fuck them in the ass and put the plug back in and not allow them to use the toilet.
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>>676174832
how old was the daughter
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>>676175640
shy bladder is a bitch
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>>676175953
same age as me. So about 12
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>>676175774
Having shit like that on your record is not fucking worth it, fam. But glad to know you're not depressed and shit.
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>>676176103
yup. though, other than that, I live a normal life now. Married, kid on the way, immigrated to germany. good job, nice house, wife makes bank.. so, its all good.
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>>676176104
Stacey and Stacey's mom. Good going, dude.
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>>676175774
That sucks bro. Hard situation to be in.
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>>676176348
Good to know it all worked out well!
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>be 12
>practice for girls with friend
>basically just blowjobs and grinding each other
>both straight btw
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>>676176277

After high school it did stick with me for a little bit, my first job during college asked why I had to do community service, I made up some fake story about getting caught sneaking out as a kid or some shit and they never looked into it

It could of been much worse, it's been years since anyone mentioned it


Years later and I'm still pissed she didn't confess, jokes on her though, she turned into a fat bitch with like 6 kids ahahaha
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>>676176393
lol. Her name was Stacey. Her Moms name was Jan.
I dont think it was her though. I think it was that house.
Literally every single family that moved in that house was normal at first. Then, they all went bat shit fucking crazy. I hated being in that house.
They had a little hottub house outside and I would normally insist to fuck the mom in there because being in that house made me feel so uneasy. Like someone was watching me all the time. It was an evil place.
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>>676170957
>rinse (clean up)
>repeat (daily)
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>>676169367
It happens to some, didn't even cum during my first time. Didn't last too long second time tho.
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>>676168001
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
http://theurl.co/tor
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>>676175777
>>676175777
kek
I know that feel anon
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>>676169367
took an hour '= last an hour
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>>676176471
Not the guy who told the story. But really this is why you shouldn't bang drunk chicks unless you have multiple people (M&F) as witness to the flirting and the banging.
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>>676175774
That happens for fucking opening your mouth
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>>676176757
Sounds fucking ominous.

>>676176644
Well karma's a bitch.
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>>676175613
Lol happens to the best of us. Even Rocky got fucked up before he came back and won the title.
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>be me, 17
>going on high school ffa field trip to Cal-poly
>sitting by two girls in suburban, 2nd row seats
>1/4 of the way there, anonette #1 puts hand on my knee
>"hey anon?". Me- "What's up?"
>"does my hand make you nervous??"
>starts rubbing my knee
>"no"
>moves hand up my thigh little bit
>"what about now?"
>"not really." (actually I was starting to)
>realize whats going on here
>moves hand to the inside of my thigh
>dick getting hard now, she don't feel it yet
>"nervous yet anon?"
>"no" (heart is beating faster now)
>anonette #2 is watching now.
>anonette #1, keeps rubbing my thigh
>I look over to my left at both anonettes, they're looking at my crotch smiling
>she starts to rub the end of my dick slowly
>rubs for about 5 min.
>moves up my dick farther, start doing full strokes
>does this for about 10 more min
>undoes my pants
>puts sweatshirt over my crotch so no one in the car will see
>starts stroking my hard cock within my pants
>strokes my dick until we get to the hotel we stay at
>be chilling in the guys hotel room
>both anonettes come in
>anonette #1 gives me back massage
>when she is done we ask the chaperone if we can go to the pool
>says yes
>I think they want sexy time
>they get into their bikinis, I get my shorts on
>we talk about using the hot tub at the pool
>finally get to pool area
>POOLS CLOSED.
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>>676175774
fucking hell man, must have been hard to go through that, how are you doing now
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>>676177492
Super ominous man. The people who moved in after them had two puppies. Sweet dogs. Year later, they go on vacation. Dog in the back yard.
Neighbor kid hops the fence from the school yard to get home faster. Dog mull him. Barely lived.
Be outside with neighbor friends at like 1am. Whole entire family from that house runs outside in sleeping clothes, gets in the car and the Dad fucking guns it, peddle to the metal out of there. Shit was scary. They were literally in full panic mode scared. Never have seen anything like it.
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>>676178025
No man no that cant be it
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>>676168001
>17 or 18 can't remember
>friends with girl for a few years
>her boyfriend was emotionally abusive and an asshole
>she wanted to brake up but couldn't
>bitchesbecrazy.jpeg
>decided to help her make up her mind
>fucked her and became fuck buddies for a month
>his bf found out
>messy brake up
>it was fun to watch
>been fucking her for about a year or so
>good stuff
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>>676176644
Haha fuck her good to know youre doing swell mang
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I'm 28 and a virgin.
I'm waiting to marry my fiancee.
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>be 8
>best friend is girl called Katrina
>after school once a week we went to an adventure playground
>there was a hidden place we went sometimes just to chill
>one day for no reason I remember we decided we were gonna show each other our private areas
>proceed
>we both have our pants pulled down, she asks if she can touch it
>I guess
>it tickles, worldssmallestboner.exe
>why did it do that?
>dunno, it just does that sometimes
>I go to touch her, can't see her pee pee
>must have got tucked under? That can't be comfortable
>I try to untuck her
>finger goes between lips
>I am way out of my depth now
>she giggles
>that's pretty much the end of the story

I moved away from the area not long after that, probably my biggest childhood regret. We were inseparable and she grew up to be so hot, I could have ended up fucking her all through my teenage years
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>>676178045

It was pretty bad, everyone gave me dirty looks including teachers, my parents had idea what to believe but still punished the fuck out of me, I'm doing much better now, I went out of state for college and just sort of left all of it behind, rebuilt my life

>>676177489

I didn't say anything because I knew my sister would be fucking pissed, my sister was the popular preppy bitch in school everyone loved for some reason, the girl told my sister and my sister was pissed because it was her best friend, so my sister told everyone and then it somehow turned into a rape story, I lived in Maine in a small town at the time, so word spread around like fucking wildfire
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>>676173657
"pullout method" like it is an acutal method
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>>676168871
this post reeks of autism
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>>676178561
> mfw the guy has bigger boobs than the girl
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My first was the oldest daughter of my dad's best friend. She was 19 and I was 12. I had always had a thing for her since I was 8 or so, if she was around I clung to her like grim death. We even took showers together to save water because nobody believed an 8 year old would get off seeing naked women, I just liked showering with her in their minds. As I got older it became less comfortable for her so I stopped being so clingy but every chance I got I would be near her. On the particular day in question I was helping her muck out stalls. She worked in a horse barn and I tagged along, alone time was good time. We scraped all the crap out after changing into overalls so we wouldn't be ruining our clothes and when we finished we ended up in the tack room together, dirty and sweaty. She said there was a shower if I wanted to clean up so I headed to it and got the water ruining. I stripped off and stepped in and started rinsing out my hair. I felt her hands on my back as she stepped in, I didn't open my eyes in case I was dreaming. They moved down and touched my now hardening pee pee. She pressed herself against my back, rubbing her tits back and forth, and I turned to see her smiling. We spent ten minutes soaping each other, god that was fun, then when we rinsed she got down and sucked my dick. I blew, holy shit I blew. She rinsed me off and we got out. I didn't want to get dressed but she said she would take me somewhere and I could do anything I wanted with her there, she just needed to ask my mom if she could take me.
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>>676179393
Its a good method to get someone pregnant.
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>>676170785
bruh hahahah
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> be me, 13
> drunk after 2 beer cuz 1st time drunk
> emerge from the fo with a naked girl and a condom full of cum
> mfw I was to drunk to remember my first time
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>>676168871
>be autistic
>don't get laid
>call other alpha males homos
>mfw
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>>676179102
Dude, fuck that chick, and fuck your sister.
Good to know your away from that toxic hellhole.

>>676179022
Ey, man, it's never too late to come back here and post about it if you want.
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Was going to my friends house
His mom was also there
I knocked on the door
She came out of the bathroom with only a bathrobe on
She said that my friend was upstairs
When I was in the stairs she said "wait" and opened the bathrobe
She showed me her boobs and I went down to her and touched them
Then we went back into the bathroom and had good sex.
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>>676178025
Old school as FUCK.
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>>676172863
your mom anon? thats fucked
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>>676179102
to be fair, you took advantage of the fact that she was drunk as fuck. never have sex with someone who is drunk as fuck. she probably didnt even remember that she gave consent.
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>>676173161
congrats anon
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>>676178511
Everywhere we went she ended up giving me hand jobs in the car, even on the way home (180 miles).
Ended up dating and fucking her 6 months later.
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>>676178025
>>676178511
>>676179993
samefag
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>>676180175
And the other chick just kept on watching? That's dedication.
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>>676169367
Not Bullshit, my first time I lasted forever too.
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>>676180293
How do you know that they're samefagging? Legitimately curious.
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>be me, 16
>best friend had a gf who I had a thing for
>we rode the same bus together at a time when basically nobody else was there
>bus driver rarely gave fucks
>flirty, clingy high school bs happens
>we make out and I fingerbang her on the bus
>best friend finds out

I don't regret it, she and I had been dating before her and my best friend were and she cheated on him for me in the first place. Idk how their relationship is now, probably pretty fucked if it's still going.
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>14 yo
> after two months that i was with my gf
> knew her three months later
> top
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>>676180621
>> top

you were the top, (s)he was the bottom?
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The way to my mom' s approval was to tell her there would be lots of work needing to be done. The place was her friend's house, they were on vacation and she was watching the place every couple days. She left a string of clothes walking through the kitchen and sat out on the couch. I followed, getting naked, and sat down beside her. At this point I was stumped, I had no idea what to do, my dick was ready though. She started fondling it and told me to pick a body part to play with. She laughed when I started tickling my balls. "On me silly". So I rubbed a tit for a while, then she spread her legs and moved my hand down to her pussy. She directed me where to rub and not rub and we played for a while.
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>16
>Never kissed anyone
>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>676179376
I had a weird childhood, lived with mother who was schizo and a bit of a drug addict didn't really know my father til I was like 8. In a lot of ways it taught me a lot and made me super resilient, but I obviously missed out learning the more normal stuff.
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>>676180621
Come back when you're not drunk, OP. What the fuck is with all the timeskipping and no context?
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>>676180867
Correction, til I was 11, not 8
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>16
>local slut always hounding me to fuck
>one day she comes over to my house
>stick in dick raw dog, she's on the pill
>cum on 2nd stroke
>she says that's it?
>lol get up and smoke some more weed
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>>676180848
Fuck off underage virgin cunt
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>>676175160
good copypasta is good copypasta
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>>676179393
It is a method. Nobody said it was any good.
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>>676180293
Not samefag
>>676178025
>>676180175
Is me
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>be me 19 last week
>meet a 13 yo half black half white
>says im cute
>tell her to fuck off
>says she wants to fuck me
>ok
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>>676180938
"Hey mom! When did Tyrone come by for some pussy? You were 11, anon"
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>>676178025
The memories of when this thing was alive
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>>676180848
Top kek
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>>676172427
>cuts grass
>asks for money
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>>676180349
Pretty much. Suprise me she never joined in.
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>be 9
>girl from school over at mine to play w/e stupid games we did, being detectives or w/e
>Wanna have sex?
>Sure
>Parents are downstairs
>We're up in my bedroom
>Soo.. how do we do this
>My bed makes a lot of noise, so me pull covers to floor
>It's dark under here, grab a torch thing
>Finger her
>9 year old pussy, tight and innie
>she gets wet, i get hard
>so i guess this goes in there
>hmm, like this? YES DEFINITELY LIKE THIS
>fuck her for a while, cum
>no condom cause 9 and this was pre-internet when lil kids didn't know anything
>day 1 of my creampie fetish right there
>clean up
>go to school next day
>pass notes
>'can i come over to yours tonight for more sex and kissing?'
>umm, duh, yes
>she came over, more sex, slightly less awkward and more fun
>damn i miss that body and pussy


>next day or so, mom is babysitting my nephew
>he's 2/3yo
>he finds the notes we were passing in class
>can't read, but my mom can
>gf isn't allowed over any more
>well, she wasn't actually my gf, we were just fucking
>Would just go meet her at her grans instead because just along street
>Kept this up til 11
>Went to diff schools after that
>Never spoke to her again
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>I was 12, she was 12
>we had sex, we go way back
>we fucked way back as well
>tfw it naturally dawned on me to just go down on her when we were hot n horny
>tfw I think I might actually have some sort of std/hpv shit, which is insane cause she's was fucking 12 the last time we did it
>sex stopped because i found out about pregnancy topic in sex ed.

I honestly wish that I was still a fucking virgin. I have circular bumps on my shaft and light discolorations on my glans. I'm holding on to it just being normal or some shit, but at least I haven't experienced a BJ yet.
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oh boy
>be me junior year HS
>started dating a gymnast girl
>a month passes, invited me to dinner at her house
>her dad is Ex-Marine
>playitcool.avi
>dinner goes well
>well im off home
>get text from gf
> "come over anon, they left"
>goes back
>oh buy sum sex?
>sex, was great cause gymnast
>goes for like an hour
>front door opens
>fuckme.png
>dad comes in to her room (saw my car)
>tells me to get the fuck up
>lifewasgood.exe
>takes me outside, makes me do PT.

PT is physical training, but in military basically

>didn't kill me, but it sucked
>doesnt matter had sex
>still dating her 3 years later.
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>>676175874
Its simple you mongoiloid.
Use your disgusting brain and start shitposting.
This is the only sole reason for threads like this to exist
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>18
>dating 16 year old
>fool around in my car
>pull over anon i want your cock
>nervouspepe.jpeg
>pulled over at a park go to slide
>put your dick in me anon
>dats it mane
>pulled out faster than i went in

I have never blew a load so big befor
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>Be me
>Talk to my crush
>Confess, things go well and she ended up liking me
>Dates, have fun, bond
>FF 1month, she wants to do it
>Her house, fuck like there's no tomorrow
>First time so it was pretty hard and didn't last extremely long
>Tried out everything possible
>Exhausted.jpg
>Tells me she loves me and wants to be with me forever
>Mfw I'm about to tell her I always felt like that
>Mfw I wake up
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By this time in my life I had seen a few porno mags so I knew the basic layout, but I wanted to see everything live, so I asked her if she could turn on her tummy and stick her butt in the air, it was my favorite kind of picture. She did just that and I sniffed around and started licking, she tasted good. I read that licking buttholes was a thing so off I went, she started playing with herself. My dick got so hard I got being her and poked at her butthole with it, god that felt good. I poked harder and she moaned, then her butthole opened up and I went in to the hilt. I was about 6inches and she felt it, she started rocking back and forth. It took me a minute to figure out she wanted it to go in and out but when I did she was moaning like crazy. Looking back I wonder why I didn't pop immediately, I felt like I was going to explode but didn't for five minutes. When she finally did cum I took 2 more strokes then came like I was epileptic. I didn't squirt much but my whole body tingled furiously.
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>>676179022
Are you religious anon?
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>be me 3
>first month of pre K
>in a friend group of 3 people
>to this day i am not sure how or when we met why we were friends ETC
>playing around with who we will call katelynn
>near the pretend kitchen where all the bitches and the future gay guy hangs out
>playing "Doctor" i was the doctor so i got her to take off her pants and her panties (pink ones for you creeps)
> so i have her lower half naked and 3 year old anon thought all boys and girls had dicks
>anyway i remember opening her vagina which at the time i though was a weird penis. and seeing what i now think is baby powder.
> its just weird smelling clumps of white with cornstarch and water consistency
>i didnt really finger her just played around with her ass and pussy
> we had goldfish for snacks and i could not get the smell of her pussy off my fingers
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>>676182352
he's a fucking wizzard.
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>>676179022
Is she at least fucking hot?
That kind of hotness where you fap to her when youre in bathroom?
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>>676169367
>the real virgin calls out others and calls them virgins because the real virgin thinks pussy is somehow magical and makes you burst in seconds.

pussy is just a warmer and more slimy hand. doesnt even grip you like a hand does. took me 50 mins to burst.
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>me 14, her 12
>my family visiting hers
>she and i go into walk in closet.
>sticking hands down each others pants, and general fooling around.
>i pull her pants down, for better access
>she does the same to me
>move closer to her, and put it in.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>had to pull out almost 15 seconds later.
>had the biggest and best jizz ever at that point.
>we stayed there for a week visiting
>she and i had a couple closet encounters each day, and fucked on a bed when the parents went out for awhile.
>

I still fap thinking about this experience.
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>>676178025
Fucking worth reading all that shit
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>>676179022
Are you waiting two more years so you can gain your wizard powers, then finally fuck your new wife?
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>>676182735
amen.
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>>676181643

You can't ejactulate when you're 9 retard.
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>>676182735
this

my first time, i didn't cum. i fucked until i started going soft.

my second time was a different story though. much better.
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>Be me, 16
>Picking up best friend's sister from work
>Talk, joke around for a while
>Hit something, was a squirrel
>Car bumps, hand falls on my dick
>She keeps it there
>Ohshit.PNG
>We pull over
>fuck for an hour
>Drive her home


We've been dating for 3 months now
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>>676182735
>pussy is just a warmer and more slimy hand. doesnt even grip you like a hand does. took me 50 mins to burst.

This is the fear I have and im 22 and virgin. That sexing feels shit and I might turn gay.
I grab my dick as if im about to strangle a little nigger that stole my bike. Both feel good.
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>>676183011
Really? When did YOU start ejaculating?
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>>676182735
>thinks pussy is somehow magical and makes you burst in seconds

Sex is all in the mind. Sometimes it can, but others your hand might be better.
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She turned over and pulled me down to kiss her. We washed up after that and went for a walk around the house naked. I was busy rubbing her butt, which she liked, and she was showing me all the cool stuff in the place. All I wanted was more sex though. She took me into the master bedroom and we laid on the bed. She pulled her legs up over her head and I started licking her pussy then stuck my dick in and went to town. It took almost 20 minute's to cum that time and she got off at least twice. After that we just chilled and watched TV, my dick hurt.
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>>676183253
Why turn gay? There's always anal.
When you go gay vaginal doesn't become a thing.
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Bored as fuck super horny. Pissed at women at my college being stuck up sluts. Invite a dude from CL over take his dick, cum like 4 times then play vidya with friends none the wiser.
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>>676178561
>she wanted to break up but couldn't

Let her fucking rot then, especially at that age there's no reason to not break it off unless she enjoys it.
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>>676183011
Depends when you hit puberty, retard
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>>676183243
>Be me, 16
>fuck for an hour
i dont believe you unless you mean it was multiple times within an hour including breaks
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>>676183253
its not all about the sensation, being with a girl and all that entails make it infinitely better than masturbating, at least if she's hot and its not awkward. even if it takes longer, that just gives you more time to hear her moan and beg for it
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>>676183011
I was there, I'm going to take my word over yours on this matter.
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>>676183488
an hour of straight up driving it home fucking anon.
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>>676183572
Yup. Body heat and shit.
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>>676170623
Is her name jaci
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>>676180461
Counters at the bottom right of the page and from being here since 2007
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>>676183488
You're correct
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>>676183747
>counters from the bottom right
I'm too stupid to understand what that means.
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>>676168001


Name on the girl?
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>be 21
>get with GF (now fiancee)
>lied for months about not being a virgin
>time for sex
>ohfuck.jpeg
>bigger than her ex's so +1 point
>put on a condom and get down to it
>entire time i'm panicking about not lasting cumming too quick being crap ect
>realize it's over
>She came I didn't notice years of jacking off made me last ages, i'm still hard shes tired +1
>fucking yes she came I did good my first time
>realize that I still need to get off
>get a quick bj +1
>next few months never able to climax with her
>she thinks I don't like her
>go bareback
>we start having same time orgasms

tip use a condom to last longer.
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>>676181643
Well this just isn't true at all.
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>>676180803
>>676179643

This is bullshit.

Also your fantasy reminds me of that retard fucking a hooker webm
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>>676183880
Not that guy, but

"148 / 15 / 78 / 1 "
148 replies
15 images
78 posters (individuals)
1 (page number)
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>>676181675
That is normal anon, stop being a nigger about it. I lost mine at 9, the extra experience helps when you get to where you can fuck other people regularly.
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>>676180034
yeah a few more weird things happened after that but overall it was good to learn from
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>>676183880
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>>676183925
Darude - Sandstorm
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>>676183989
Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean we all are, sorry.
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>>676183925
Not important.
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>>676183472
got a free nympho out of it and also got to watch the dude's life burn for a few months so it was worth it
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>>676184213
I'm talking about the possibility of actually having some sort of disease. The sex bit doesn't bother me. Unless you can tell me that the small raised white bumps on some edges of my upper shaft is normal.
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>>676184413
I'm not a virgin, but you're definitely a big fat guy slapping his shit to some retarded fantasy about banging a nine year old.
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>>676184200
Ah okay. Thanks.
>>676184274
Will do, b0ss.
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>>676184712
Fucking rekt
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>>676184213
This. Practice makes perfect.
9 was perfect start for me. Fucked that one girl til we started different secondary schools. Show up to secondary school aged 11 with plenty of practice.
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>>676184800
chek'd
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>>676168001
>collage
Don't drop out, kid
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>>676172175
See
>>676171560
> Replace her by him.
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>>676184712
Dude, if I could implant my memory into your brain I would. I tried to share it through text but apparently that's not good enough for you.

As for fantasising about it.. haven't done that in a while. Married now and soulmate pussy beats 9yo memory pussy
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>>676168001
First sexual experience was this girl in middle school that literally grabbed my dick every day until she moved away. I was to much of a pussy to actually do anything.
First time I had sex was high school and in my dad's camper.
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>>676179643
yo you got more or what fam ?
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The rest of the day and night she let me do whatever I wanted, she played with dick a little but it really got chafed and she had to go easy. At one point she asked me to try to put my hand in her pussy. She lubed up and I worked all the fingers in but couldn't the thumb and hand in. Just for shits and giggles I tried her butthole, it went in real nice. I started moving it back and forth slowly and she started masturbating. As she got hotter and hotter I slowly clenched my fist and right as she exploded I shoved it in hard. Her eyes turned back and she screamed and shook all over. I very slowly pulled my arm out while she laid there panting. We cleaned up and went to bed wrapped around each other.
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>>676168001
Casual sex / hook up culture is to blame! Sex is WRONG! Sex is IMMORAL! Sex should be BANNED and made ILLEGAL. The world needs to be changed into '1984'. Also there needs to be the creation of 'anti-sex leagues'. Only reproduction through IVF. Anyone engaging in sex or anything sexual should be executed on the spot. Sex ed should be BANNED and made ILLEGAL. If we do not talk about it, it does not happen. #ABSTINANCEONLY #NOSEX
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>>676186219
Sounds nice fam
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>>676186219
At first i thought you said "Her eyes turned black" and thought this was going to turn into some kind of demon story
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Wow you're all fucked up.
>17
>with the girl I love
>together for 8 months
>I was shy and it hurted her
>had sex 3 times since
>left her one year after because no sex
>no gf during 3 years
>new one since January
>I love her
>she don't want sex
>feellikeashit.png
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>17 kissless virgin
>2 weeks in shit relationship with girl who used to be my bestfriend
>meet girl on vacation
>make out and eat her out everyday because self conscious about dick cause I had phimosis
>ff 3 weeks she comes to my house and I ask her out
>ff 1 month she stays at my house for the weekend, try fucking her Friday and Saturday night but can't bc too inexperienced to put on condom properly
>Sunday morning family leaves and we finally fuck
>idk if it was cause the condom was industrial grade or bc my desensitization exercises post-phimosis but don't cum in 10 seconds like everyone said I would
>go for about 45 minutes until my body can't anymore
>didn't come from sex for first 3 months of relationship
>had to jack off into her mouth or something to finish
>still together and we have sex almost everyday
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>>676186715
God damn that sucks.
>TFW no puss puss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJSflf57eI how i lost it
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>Be me, 13
>I was alone in home
>Playing Killzone 2 :)
>I didn't hear the door
>My cousin (14) came home from school
>She scared me, throwing over me
>We started playing together
>Jokes come and go
>She put her leg over my, bc "it's more comfortable"
>She wore a little skirt
>I was nervous, she kissed me twice
>I had an erection
>She began to undress first
>The best ass I've seen
>I didn't have a condom, I did not expect this
>Best 35 minutes of my life
>It's happends few more times
>We didn't talk about it
>Now she is pregnant
>Some one else (bastard) fucked her
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The best part was yet to come though. A few days later her friend's family came home, she regaled her friend with our exploits while her friend stared at me, wide eyed. She wanted to have some fun too but we couldn't do it there, plus, I had to go home. Weeks went by with no calls, nothing, I was losing hope. Finally my mom answers the phone one day," You need anon for backbreaking labor, sure thing. Bring him back dead tired".
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>>676168001
yea sure
>14
>Dating girl of my dreams for about 3 months
>We have sex with no condom
>It was amazing
>She didn't get pregnant
>Had sex about once a month for the next 6 years
>Break up to go to university
>Get back together 3 years later
>Get married

Shes still my wife to this day, good luck retards
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>>676173658
kek
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>>676176757
Nope. You're stupid. Houses can't be evil. Rocks can't be evil. Fucking rocks in space can't be evil either. You just had a series of nutjovs for neighbours. Enjoy.

Ghosts aren't real, evil houses aren't real, unicorns aren't real. It's just a bunch of fake made up shit that people invented. You're going to rot and disappear when you die. You aren't going to float around and spy on people and make them fist each other and piss on each other.
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>>676168001
Be me
17 yo horny dude with a 14 yo GF
We are in a cottage close to her parrents house already half naked ready to go
Suddently her mother bursts through the door
Oh shit! GF holds my mouth shut and talks normally to her mom while giving me a hand job
Wtf
Her mother is blind and doesn't even know i'm in the room
GF somehow gets her to leave and we continue with the most awkward 20 minute sex after that
A few years later we are eating dinner at my parrents house and her mother brings up the topic of marrige since i am already bonking her daughter for full 6 years
She knew...
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>>676186715
>hurted her
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>>676187660
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
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>18 years old
>Literally don't care about sex, too busy taking care of familial matters to have a relationship
>Girl from america takes a liking to my internet persona
whatever.
>Internet "relationship" I don't really believe in
>She's totally in love
>I'm coming to europe anon!
alright.
>Hang out for two weeks, do the sex thing about three times a day
>I'm so in love with you anon!
yeah.
>break up two weeks after she's back in america cause let's face it. She's a cunt.
She was really manipulative and like a 6/10 at best. The bod was top tier, the face was like a landmine but it could have been cosmetic'd.

In the end I really didn't care. I've had two amazing relationships since, and then one chick who cheated on me, but after that the guy still can't walk straight so that's all just funny to me.
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>>676168001
> Be 15 and get tall slim gf first year of high school. Tight body and great tits
> A ton of making out all of the time. Her mom is gone for weekend and it is finally going to happen
> Get naked. She gives me awkward but ok blowjob.
> Go down on her not knowing wtf I am doing
> Finally ready to fuck. No condom and she is freaking a little bit. She says hang on I'll brb
> Leaves room for a few minutes and comes back with a fucking sandwich bag.
> Wants me to try and get that on my dick and somehow keep it on while fucking her.
> I'm so diamonds I will do anything at this point to fuck her so...
> Bag on dick secured with hair bands.
> Insert and know right away this is not going to work so I say fuck it and pull it off. She protests but I slip it in anyway
> Now that I am inside of her no protest. Fuck her crazy, pull out and nut.
> We continue fucking like that for a few weeks and never a condom.
> She gets pregnant at 15.. fuckmylife.jpg
> Her mom finds out and abortion happens
> I'm afraid to fuck anyone for a few years after that
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Met playing EverQuest. Found out her grandma lived near me. She came to "visit her grandma" and invited me over. After granny went to bed, we went into the room she was staying in and spent the whole night fucking. She sucked my dick until I came in her mouth, and she swallowed. Then we fucked missionary, doggy, and cowgirl style until I came in her pussy. Then she licked my dick clean and we went to sleep.
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>hayo, guys
>43 year older here
>social autistim
>light down syndrome
>never put the donger into a womans paclowsky.
>bet it would feel good
>got me a fleshlight
>a fake placlowsky
>feels bad, bro
>at least i have a fat penis lol
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>>676168001
> Be me
> Rolled trips
> Had to fuck Jerry in accounting
> Cried all the way into my 30s
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>>676188366
I love my fake placlowsky.
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>>676178561
sauce??
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>>676188096
I literally know exactly what I'm talking about. I literally used my brain to literally send nerve impulses to my fingers to literally type the literal words that I wanted to literally type. Then, you literally read the words and you were literally thinking something along the lines of "HURRRR I SEEN SOME 2SPOOKY5ME SHIT GHOSTS ARE REAL AND THEY MAKE PEOPLE FIST EACH OTHER AND MAKE HOUSES EVIL DURRRR."

Literally.

Like there are literally shows that prove ghosts are literally real, like Ghost Adventures with Zach Fagins and that other retard, right? Literally.
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>>676168001
> You only read this because it's short
> I only wrote this because it's short
> Why do we do this if we just want to get it over with as soon as possible?
> That was the ad sent out that later got me laid B-)
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>>676183243
underage fag
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>>676188632
don't have it
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>>676188999
R.I.P
Me
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>>676172427
> never got my 15 bucks
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>be 19 yo pleb
>meeT girl online, she's 20.
>she's super forward, we end up planning to meet at a local festival
>she's cuter in person, sticks to me like glue
>find a secluded area and we makeout (first kiss btw)
>night comes, thinking about taking train back but she offers to drive me
>drive to empty street near my house
>we makeout, I finger her pussy and (accidentally) her ass hole
>ends up giving me first blowjob, had to concentrate to cum though bc she wasn't using hands.
>she gagged when I came and got cum on my shirt

Ended up going out with her for a bit and she took my virginity as well.
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> Be me, 15
> Meet's girl (19 and kinda hot punk girl) and her friends at a local festival
> Hangs out throughout the festival til it ends
> Girl asks if I wanna come around to house party the day after festival
> next day
> Arrives at party, already quite smashed
> 2 hour of loud music and drinking
> she: "I have something for you"
> follow her to bedroom
> Fucks for about 15 minutes until she breaks into a mental breakdown due to alcohol
> Didn't cum

... yup..
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>be me
>kissless virgin
>end
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>>676175774
Wow. The world spits in your face and youre sitting here like
>Still had sex
Props to you. Youre taking this whole "living" thing like a fucking king
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>>676188113
why are you so proud of being a sociopath and not caring about anything? life is more fun if you can actually feel things anon :( go to therapy, learn to deal with your emotional problems?
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>>676191374
Basically my life was ruined at the time by the family I was constantly caring for. I've changed a lot since then, and as I've said I've had some really great relationships since. The way I wrote all of that was really more of a showcase of my feelings at the time.
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>>676180998
2 pump chump
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>be me, kinda wierd 17 y/o
>I had a few gfs in highschool, only ever got to boob grabbing stage
>sent a few dic pics, made out with girls, but never got any sex
>ff to after graduation
>working at local hardware store
>rent out all sorts of shit, including carpet cleaner.
>inb4 "lol carpet"
>girl comes in with her grandma, and want to rent a rug doctor, carpet cleaner.
>the girl is super flirty with me as I fill out paperwork.
>help load it into her car
>I didn't catch her name or number
>She asks around the town and finds out who I am and adds me on twitter
>Dm's me and asks me out on a date

cont?
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>be me
>be 17
>meet French Canadian girl in raiding guild on WoW
>dat accent
>tell her I like her
>tfw she's 28
>tfw when she was a virgin
>convince her to fly down to states
>stay in hotel with her for entire week
>tell mom I'm going on spring break with friends
>fuck like rabbits
>no condom
>tfw she gets pregnant
>never talk to her again
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>>676168001
>I browsed craigslist hookers until I found one with a fat ass and a tiny waist.
>Picked one and went over to her place.
>40 pounds heavier than her pictures
>Kinda ugly
>Tell her im a virgin and she calls me a liar
>Acts annoyed
>She laid down and opened her legs
>Smelled like sour cabbage
>Condom on
>2 pump chump
>Get embarrased, give her a tip, and damn near run out of the room.
>Fuck another hooker 1 week later
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7, friends older brother (16 at the time) made me suck him off during truth or dare while the friend was sucking on his toes.
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>>676168001
>be me 14yo little faggot
>be with best friend (male)
>best friend; ''hey lets throw party''
>me; ok
>best friend invites his female cousin 19yo 8/10
>she has a problem with alcohol
>she ends up sleeping over at my friends house
>friend asks hey anon wanna sleep over aswell?
>yus.jpeg
>share bed with 8/10 cousin
>sex with her not knowing what i whas doing
>she told my best friend
>told him she raped me
>lost friend
>their relationship ruined
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>>676192756
Cont

>I meet her at a festival downtown
>walk around hand in hand, listen to hipster bands and look at stupid hipster art
>she kisses me
>thisgirlisthirsty.jpg
>kiss her a few times that night
>whenever we were standing around looking at stuff, she pushed her fat latina ass into my crotch.
>forgot to describer her: 6/10, latina, chubby, big ass, medium tits
>after the festival ends at like 7, decide to go to her house
>she lives with her grannie.
>old lady is fucking crazy
>girl and I go downstairs to watch movie
>after like 10 minutes, she grabs me and starts kissing me
>she sits on my lap and pulls up her skirt to reveal no panties

will cont
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>>676175774
Why wouldn't you just use the pictures as proof?
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>>676170957
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>>676193613
Cont

>pussy is shaved innie
>touch her
>super wet
>I pull out my dick
>she tells me shes on the pill so no condom
>I try to tease her a bit, but she just grabs my dick and sits down on it
>so tight
>feelsgoodman
>she rides me for like 5 minutes and I cum inside her


>I fucked her a couple more times at my house and in my car
>she went to uni and I broke up with her b/c she was kinda crazy

The end. r8 my story
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>>676183937
>years of jacking off made me last ages

fake and gay.
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>>676172175
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>>676186350

you mean "sex is wrong, jacking off not wrong"?
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>>676168001
>14
>Date girl I had a crush on in the 5th grade.
>Week goes by
>Go to her house to chill and she puts on Dirty Dancing
>30 seconds in she is already laid back kissing me.
>"We can wait anon, or I could fuck the shit out of you"
>I pick number 2
>Still kissing ffs
>Lost my boner after 1h of fucking kissing.
>She doesnt want to fuck anymore.
>Sadfrog.meme
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>>676168001
>17
>never had any luck with girls
>known a girl for like 4 years
>she's not that cute or hot
>she always felt something for me
>girl i thought i was going to have something with stops talking to me
>feelsbadman.jpg
>decide to ask for nudes to this girl
>she sends
>fuckyea.jpg
>i politely ask if we could be fuck buddies
>to my surprise she says yes
>holyshit.jpg
>one day i go to her house
>im really confused
>we have sex
>meh.jpg
>i licc herr pusi
>ohgodimmathrowup.jpg
>try to fuck for one hour
>lost my boner at some point
>decide to quit
>made her pay for the train ride back to my place
>she pays
>tfw i got paid for sex
>mfw im basically a whore
>mfw i didnt really enjoy sex
>go back to talking to my crush again
>crush doesnt give a shit about me
>we did make out twice tho
>way better than sex with a random person
>hoping to find true love with her
>wont happen
>fuckmeright.jpg
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>be me, virgin, 19 in college
>roommate is gone for the weekend so decide I have to get laid
>go to party
>talk to fat chick
>get back to my room
>both of us are naked but I can't get very hard, probably because I am not very attracted to her
>she blows me and that was great, better that the sex actually
>going down on her was fun too
>actual sex wasn't that amazing but I managed to cum inside, but just barely as I was starting to go soft
>waking up next to her was kinda awkward she just left without saying much
>overall i'd give it a 7/10 definitely enjoyable and good practice for girls that I actually care about, hopefully I can fuck some body hotter in the future
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>>676175160
I was screaming just skimming this
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Be 25 and almost kissless. Go to hooker. Can do 2 positions. Dont feel shit - dead grip syndrom is real. Masturbated too finish. Paid 200 bucks.


Got real (cracy) GF at 28. "Fuck" for 2x3 hours. Do not come.

Now 40 still have issues and need good head cinema.
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>>676188248
Still better get her pregnant than fuck with a sandwich bag
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Ok this is gonna be a few posts. I'm not with this girl anymore, but I wish I was. She was my everything, and the sex was just the icing on the cake. But I wasn't good enough for her, and I don't think I'll ever be happy again. You don't have to believe this if you don't want to, but it's all true. Okay, here we go:
(also pics unrelated, just random boobs)

>get gf in senior year, me 18 her 16
>she had one bf before but I was a virgin
>kinda bummed for a while, I always wanted to swap v-cards, but I loved her so whatev
>we had become friends in class, became close, she knew I liked someone but didn't know who
>Got her to convince me to kiss my crush, even if she had a bf, and see what happened (note: her bf was an asshole, cheated on her several times over their relationship)
>kissed her while hanging out one day, we ended up cuddling and napping together, I asked her out later and she left her bf for me.
>happiestdayofmylife.jpeg
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>>676194723
>>Lost my boner after 1h of fucking kissing.

topkek
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>>676168001
>be me
>9 yo
>cousin is 7 yo
>both male
>we play every day in my house
>one day play woman and husband
>dont remember how it got there
>lets have fake sex
>lies down goes behind a curtain
>pulls his pants down
>only ass showing
>rub my cock between his asscheeks
>extreme pleasure
>no cum when finished
>did this for 2 years
>mfw my face the first time i saw cum at about 11 yo
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>be me
>be constantly raped by the older brother at the age of 7 to 10
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>>676195843
>ff few months, we've gotten closer and bonded, we talk about anything and everything
>I'm staying over at their house while parents are away one night.
>we're sitting in the dark, only the light of the full moon illuminating the room, on the couch
>we start kissing and touching each other, and she looks in my eyes as she takes her bra off, and we both raise her shirt
>gatesofheaven.gif
>the most perfectly sized and shaped boobs id ever seen, I could barely reach out and start rubbing them, but when I felt them I couldn't tear my hands away
>I stared kissing them, and sucking on her nipples and just playing with them in general, and seeing the look on her eyes and hearing her sweet little moans made my heart skip so much I'm surprised I didn't have palpitations
>after a while we layed down together on the couch, (i should mention I'm 6'9" and she was 5'5" I think) and she fell asleep
>she has a thing about talking in her sleep, she will speak as though she's dreaming, but she'll also talk to certain people while she's sleeping. Its kinda manipulative now that I think about it, but I used to have small conversations about things with her while she was sleeping, find out little bits of information.
>Anywho back to the story
>as we're laying there, her on her back on top of me, I'm just enjoying her body against mine and her warmth
>I'm rubbing her legs and stomach and arms and generally just massaging her body, and also playing with her boobs
>I notice her breath gotquicker when I played with her boobs, so I did it more and more, while also tentatively rubbing lower and lower down her stomach towards her panties
>I'm enjoying making her feel nice, and I'm just giving her little massages all over her body and I notice something strange but nice
>when I was nuzzling her neck and kissing her cheeks, I kissed her earlobe, and she whimpered like she did when I kissed her nipple
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>be me 11
>i have a female cousin wich in that time she was 13
>when i was 8 we always used to play the house
>she has always been naughty, every time we played that, she was a cheating wife, and i was the guy the wife fucked
>we used to take showers together, and we used to kiss on the mouth every time, we had a secret spot where no one will discover us
>the game truth or dare between us was common, she liked to strip in front of me.
>she always grabbed my dick and i always touched her tits
>so, when i turned 11 she decided to give me a "special present" so she gave it to me on her house
>no one was home but the two of us, so she stripped and started rubbing her pussy then she proceeds to take my pants off, and sits on my cock
She got of like 10 secs later, and decided to start sucking it, later she gave me a hand job
>the time passed and i rarely saw her on family meetings, but we started seeing each other more when i turned 15.
>one day on a family meeting she whispers on my ear, she said that she wanted to rock my world the whole night, so i went to her house and in her room she starts stripping and asks me if i can finger her pussy
>30 mins later she asks me to put it inside, so i do
>She later screams that she's going to cum, her mom was downstairs
>by miracle she didn't hear anything
>when she cums she asks me if i can put her cum on my mouth
>worsttasteever.jpeg
>later she says if i can deposit all her fluids in her mouth
>almost throw up, shit that was disgusting
>a few days later i decided that i will no longer see her, but she kept booty calling me explaining that she is in love with me
>she sexted me on snapchat
>damn i was so disgusted so i blocked her number, i started to avoid family meeting and all that shit, i just didn't feel comfortable with the incest
>now im 17, her sister is getting married on a beach on Mexico by the fall of this year, her mom and my mother decided that we will share a hotel room...
>pray for me pals, pray for me.
>Img related
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>>676170785
>one girl gets really born
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>>676196541
>so I started nuzzling her ear and nipping her earlobe and her breathing was getting heavier, I could tell she was getting super turned on
>as I'm turning her on with her ear,y right hand is playing with her nipple, and my left hand has moved down over her panties, and I can feel them soaking through
>by this point, my Dick is hard as diamonds, just running against her leg, and her hips have started gyrating into mine, and she was moaning in ecstasy
>I'm in absolute heaven right now, hearing her joy, and it gives me more confidence
>I move her panties aside, and start rubbing her soaking pussy, exploring with my fingers
>as soon as my fingers touch her, she lets out this little mew, and my Dick gets ten times harder
>as I start rubbing more, her hips start bucking, and one of my fingers slips inside
>ohshit.jpeg
>I pause, thinking she'll wake up and freak out, but she just moans audibly and her hips start moving more, so I continue fingering her and then I hear it
>she starts whimpering my name, moaning "anon... Anon....oh anon..." and my heart soared above the clouds
>suddenly she starts shaking,a th she bucks her hips out and cums, her eyes snap open and she sits up and screams out "don't!"
>I freak out and immediately stop, and say I'm sorry, and I go wash my hands (she had a cleanliness thing, and I wanted to hold her without upsetting her, so I had to get the vag juice off)
>I went back and hugged her and she kissed me and I said sorry again, but she said she had been dreaming about me, and us fucking, and when she woke up she actually said "don't stop", but I misheard
>I was so relieved she wasn't mad or upset, and fingering her was the greatest moment of my life at that point
>I sense up fingering her again, and eating her out a bit, then we curled up and went to sleep together.
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>>676188366
>>light down syndrome
wat
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>>676196933
After that night, we didn't do much for like two months because she would leave to go on a cross-country trip to visit family over the summer. Over this time we would text a lot, and when we (me moreso) would get horny, we'd sext, send some pictures but mostly just me describing how I wanted to fuck her and she'd tell me about the dreams she had and they were all super hot. Anyway onto me losing my v-card

>ever since the night I stayed over, we had been doing more fingering and oral whenever we felt like it and were able to
>I got a bj, it was alright, but id much prefer eating her out
>one day, we're at her house, only her sister and her friend were upstairs, and we start messing around on the couch
>she's wearing a loose cute top and had her bra off, so I was playing with her tits, and she pulled out my Dick and was stroking it
>I laid down on the couch and she was sitting on my lap, straddling me, her skirt riding up her perfect legs
>she stopped stroking me, and moved up so she was straddling my chest, and lifted her skirt to show me her perfect pussy
>so I ate her out for a bit, then asked if she had ever done 69, she hadn't so I told her to turn around
>she turned around and later down, her perfect ass and pussy right in my face, and I just dug in
>she gave it her best shot, but eventually stopped trying to suck my Dick in favor of moaning from my oral techniques, she literally couldn't focus on sucking my Dick while I was eating her out
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>>676194110
not fake lmfao
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>>676193709
because if he's underage and so is she then he could also be guilty of making child porn, also it only proves she was too drunk to say no
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>>676168001
>senior year of high school
>girlfriend at the time and i are fooling around
>decides to blow me, this is my first BJ
>all is going great until something startled her
>she chomps the fuck down on my shaft
>broke skin, start bleeding
>painful to get an erection for weeks to follow

my first blowjob was a shit, god damn I was pissed
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>>676197569
>after a bit of that, she Sat on my lap straddling me and we made out for a bit while slowly rubbing her pussy on my shaft.
>as we were making out, I started rubbing the back of her head, which made her tired and she started sleeping against my chest, as I was still rubbing her pussy
>eventually I started rubbing closer to her opening, then slowly pushed it in and started moving my hips back and forth
>as I started to pick up speed, I lifted her face and kissed her as I thrust in deep, and her eyes flew open, and I could feel her tense up on me,and then she moaned and started moving her hips into mine, kissing me the whole while
>we were on the couch, me laying and her straddling me, fucking 28th most of our clothes on, as I played with her ass and tits, and just loving every minute of being intertwined together
>suddenly we hear footsteps and a moment later her did and sis's friend come downstairs and into the room
>luckily it just looked like my GF was sitting on my lap, her skirt was covering both of our crotch's
>they asked a question and left, and my GF and I giggled and went back to fucking, and I busted a load deep inside her at the same time she squealed out my name, and the look on her eyes, made me wish I could live in that moment forever

That's how I lost my virginity. It didn't happen exactly as if hoped but I wouldn't anything. I just wish I could still be with her. Its been months since she left, and I dont even have an interest in meeting other people. I only want her.
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>>676168001

>with gf in vacation
>both virgins
>we buy condoms and leave the pharmacy really nervous
>get home
>"lets just use them when we're ready and not nervous"
>not even 2 minutes
>blew the whole box of 6 that day
>sweaty, fast and quite joyfull sex

not bad, not what i would imagine tho
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>>676182735

>virgin
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This is how I lost my virginity 1 year ago
>random girl starts talking to me on FB
>says she wants to suck my d
>mfw
>sadly I was too busy
>next day is Valentines day
>girl goes to the movies to see 50 shades of Grey with another dude
>she texts me at 9
>begging me to go pick her up
>mfw
>we go to her place
>we fuck for about 15 minutes
>say "hey guess what Im not a virgin anymore "
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>>676198664
>>random girl starts talking to me on FB
>>says she wants to suck my d

very cool story bro
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>>676186350
u wot m8
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>>676199325
I swear it happened I told her I was sick and she was like
>I have a spécial remedy for that
And I was like
>I think your throat is gonna feel it more than mine
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>>676172175
Smh tbh fam
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>>676186350
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snuck to this girls house shes about a 4/10
can't put condom on don't know how im 14 btw
I end up saying fuck it and puts it in raw
last about 6 mins and she lets me cum on her 13 year old face. she then jumps in her pool we were in her back yard. I end up fucking her one more time and her parents caught her sending a nude to me and we got busted..
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I was at a friend's house for his birthday party. His younger sister was brining in chairs from the garage and asked me to help. When I followed her out she went into a room so I followed. She turned and said this is the bathroom anon. I turned to leave but she said I could stay. I watched her pull down her pants and panties then sit on the toilet. I could hear her pee and it gave me a bonerx3. She told me she wanted to see mine, I whipped out my dick and put it right in front of her. She played with it the stood up and turned around, bent over, and told me I could play with her. She was just turning twelve and hadn't started her period yet. I rubbed my fingers around a little and poked one in to her vagina, which she liked, then took a chance and put my dick right up against her pussy. I expected her to freak out but she reached through her legs and wiggled my dick around until it slid in. We just moved back and forth real slow for a minute. She was afraid something would hurt, but nothing did, so she said to go harder. I ramped up to a respectable pace and forgot about everything else. When we finally got done we were both weak in the knees. She pulled her clothes back up and we got on with the job. I was staying the night so around midnight we sneak out and go to a barn at their neighbor's house. There's a bedroom there if they have to stay up with a sick horse so we get naked and comfortable. She wanted to try a lot of things her friend's talked about, the one she wanted most was being eaten out. I spent a good hour licking her pussy and asshole, sucking on her clit and edging her, poking my pinkie up her butthole. She was so ready to cum that she was begging. Right then a voice says "what are you two doing?" It was the neighbors son who she kinda liked. She told him to get naked and put his dick in her. I watched as he fumbled around and couldn't get it up. I suggested he put his dick in her mouth, he came almost immediately.
>>
GET OUT NORMIES
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He got all flustered because he shot something warm in her mouth, he started to freak out a bit. She grabbed his hand and drew him over and told him it tasted good and he could do it again if he wanted to. He put his dick in her mouth again and came again in just a minute. The third time he just got hard, so he got to put his dick in her pussy and loved that. I put my dick in her mouth and went to town, what she lacked in experience she made up for in enthusiasm. She was getting it from both ends and dragging me in farther. When she went of my dick went down her throat and I shot a load the size of Texas. The other kid blew his third soon after and left. Me and her never did get together again but the neighbor boy ended up marrying her years later. Lucky bastard.
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>>676178561
>his bf found out
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>>676196598

more pics?
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>be me well developed 12yr old asks
>best looking girl in my class out
>she's up for it she's 6 months older
>than me also well developed we're
>both basically the biggest hairy
>people in our class
>fall head over heels in love with each
>other end up fucking like rabbits all
>day every day every time we get a
>chance she was as game as me to
>experiment we did everything to
>each other I had an 7.5 inch dick
>she would show her friends the
>size I was so I ended up fucking
>a few of them out of their curiosity
>she even told them I was fuckin her
>ass when she was having a period
>so one of her friends wanted me to
>analyze her being a gentleman I of
>course obliged
>all was good until she found out I
>fucking her friends
>not long after she became pregnant
>at 14 the shit that started from then
>was a fuckin bad time
>looking back all the sex I had was >worth it
>we ended up finished not long after
>her family made her have an >abortion
>thank fuck last I heard she was
>mentally ill
>I ended up marrying a lovely girl
>who wouldn't dream of doing the
>things I was doing at 13 to 14yrs
>old but she's a lovely person a
>great mother and she tries to
>please me sexually without doing
>the stuff my ex used to.
>the end

I don't have time to give details of everything me & the ex used to get up to
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>be me and ex in her room
>make out and touch each other
>undress
>lick her pussy for like 10 seconds in rocket speed
>get blown for like 10 seconds about to cum
>fuck her like a rabbit in rocket speed for like 20-30 seconds
>cum inside her
>probs worst sex she's ever had
>mfw no face cus I ruined my first time because I was eager
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>>676200291
Keked
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>19
>get first serious gf she's 17
>Mum and dad go away
>Go out to bars with friends and her
>come back to mine
>decide to have sex in mum and dads bed for some reason
>can't find the hole
>can't get the rhythm right when it finally goes in
>what the fuck this is spose to be easy
>get painful cramp in leg have to stop
>start again after a few minutes
>finally get rhythm down
>wow this awes- whoops I came
>Pull out and realise I broke through the condom
>gf slightly worried but we do it again before falling asleep
>wake up in morning do it one more time
>stayed with her for 8 years, got a lot better at it over time.
>13 years later she's still the only girl I ever had sex with because I'm a social retard, she's engaged to some rich cunt now, I'm all alone.

Brb slitting wrists.
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>>676187660
dude stfu. nobody gives a shit, keep your retarded ass opinion to yourself. Let people believe whatever they want.
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>>676170957
>most uncomplicated post in thread
>no women involved

Can't argue with that
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