Spend your money on better things

Blow your load in her butt. Chicks love that

>>676162484
Ppfpfpfpt HOW MUCH !? How about 150 to a call girl and youll probably have a better time too.

No woman is worth that much. Her net worth probably isnt even that high.

Enjoy it OP just don't cum too fast or else it wont be worth it

>>676162484
Don't pay for sex.

Sped the 1500 bucks on getting fit, and buying clothes that your mother didn't pick out for you.

Buy a razor (a real one, not that cheap electric shit) and shave every other day. Get that pube-like hair you call a beard off your ugly face. Wash yourself regularly, moisturize, and brish your fuccking teeth.

Get a real hairstyle. Basically, no bitch is going to give you their time if you don't look like you've spent any on taking basic care of yourself.

Quit being a shit. Leave this site. Go out and try to remember how to interact with real people.

Film it

Have many a wank before it so you don't shoot your muck as quickly.

Once you've shot that mate she's gonna get up and bail because let's face it, you must look terrible to have to pay some one that much.

My gran always said to me growing up ' grandson sweet child, don't be picky, any hole is a goal'

I've lived by this all my life, I'm now 12 and have fingered my mates cousin.

Also, for that price she best be turning up covered in gold leaf and be willing to let you spit down her sweaty bum ring.

>>676162792
She's so hot and her ass is perfect. Moreover she comes from a rich family so 150 won't buy her flip flops. Talking about flip flops I asked her to wear those with jeans shorts, she looks beautiful kin those. Will share a pic if you want.

Dude... 1500 is a months rent for an apartment n groceriez that u could take bitches to.. it better be over night and bust as many nuts as possible don't treat her like a nice grill

My god 1500$.. greentext how you asked

Yeah, don't do it OP. You can get, like, the best escort in your city for $500/hr, and very good escorts for $200-$300/hr

$1,500!

Just go get /fit/ and it'll be money well spent. More than just one piece of ass for that.

>>676162943

Seems like a lot of work. I'd personally just pay for the sex.

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You're 15 second post orgasm is gonna leave you sick and disgusted with yourself, the only way to not have it is to have sex with a woman you find perfect( both her face and body).

Other than that piece of knowledge you're good to go!

>>676163541
You could get 10 $150 escorts or 12 $120 hookers and some weed. If this girl isn't even a hooker and just some girl you know, this is a whole multiverse of cringe
the tampon string theory couldn't explain this.

>$1500
troll thread
a slut of that caliber would blow you for $50

>>676163915

Unless he secretly films it. Then he can cum over and over again.

>>676162484
you could pay 2 years of gym membership for 1500

fucking go jump infront of oncoming traffic op its free

Goddamn. Am I the only one who doesn't find this stupid or cringe?

Do you think girls will actually fuck someone like me (not overweight or ugly or disgusting) for just $1500? I've got the money to blow, so why not?

How the fuck do I ask? HOW DID U ASK, OP?

You could buy a 15 year old virgin for that ... Wtf are you doing OP

>>676164111
>paying 3x the amount for a butter face than 1/3 of that for a top tier escort that does a better job and is cleaner down there

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>1500$ on some second-hand hoe
>whilst someone buyed a 11/10 prostitute for 175$
You know how to lose virginity faster and for free?
Go fuck yourself, %100 working method.

>>676163440
Well at first she thought I was joking. So the other day she sends me this telling me am I worth that much?? So I send her hahahhah. She calls me after an hour and tells me while laughing " I think want to do it."

>>676163306

>Get her pregnant
>Assume custody of bastard
>Get child support from rich whore

Fuck the system

>>676162484
proof that she is a virgin?

>>676163306
dude for 500$ youd get the life of your time with even better looking more sluty and less bitching girls high end escorts are awesome if you have the cash

>>676164111
You can get a decent hooker for a night for $1500, mate. Shit tier ones go for 50 bucks an hour.

make sure you break the back of her cervix wall with ur bareback creampie op.

>>676163869
>basic grooming
>work
Pick

>>676162484
post more pictures of her

>>676164371
11/10 prostitutes for $175? not even in south america.

>>676164111
Even chicks with boyfriends would bang any guy for $1500. I'm banging a chick for free though, gotta love not being a cringe autist.

>>676162484
be sure to record it. for that amount she better do it right.

>>676164422
This.

>>676164465
He's the virgin you massive spastic mong

>>676164465
Even if she's not I just want to see the look on her face while I'm fucking.

>>676164538

By mate I assume you're a fellow aussie? Prostitution is legal here, but where do you find good ones? I've been to a brothel once, but I specifically went to an all-asian one so I didn't have to make conversation since she didn't speak english lol.

It just occured to me that there's actual personals out there. Fuck. Maybe I should just start spending all my spare cash on hookers.

>>676164688

I've banged chicks for free. But I want to bang the girl of my dreams for $1500. I'm not completely autist.

$1500 just doesn't seem like enoguh to whore yourself out if you're not a whore in the first place. I wanna test this...

>>676164688
This sentence sounds like a lot of lies told by a "cringe autist"

>>676164962
don't are we all?

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mfw i've never had to pay for sex

Don't pay her

>>676162484
$1500? jesus christ what the fuck? I hope this isn't serious OP, you're going to have MAJOR post cum depression

>>676162484
be ready to shoot your face off after she is gone with your 1500$

>>676165154
Your common girl would definitely do this. Now if they already have a successful career, obviously $1500 wouldn't be much to them.

>>676165164

Whatever makes you feel better bud. At the end of the day I'm fucking a hot bitch who can probably get any guy she wants.

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>>676165421

Not OP, but reading all these posts saying how 1500 is too much is making me really happy knowing this can actually work.

I have 1500 to blow. The fact that I can fuck nearly any slut I want just by offering them this amount is titillating.

>>676165610

>Your common girl would definitely do this.

Nice. :D

>>676165421
We even talked about how many times I can cum. And she agreed on 3. Our encounter will last 5 hours even after cumming she agreed to stay and let me play with her ass and kiss her.

For that price you could get a pretty high ranking call girl to sleep over where you can get with her as many times as you want. In my area you can get a massage with a happy ending for $60 at a Thai joint. One girl for one hour is a monster rip off. Spread your money out. Have more fun.

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>>676165739

>>676165773

For some people fucking someone they know is worth it more than fucking strangers.

>>676162484
You could get a much better looking pro for that kind of money. And she'd be much better at handling your situation. Still, neither is worth that kind of money unless you are rich.

First rule of negotiating start low. Don't be shy put her self esteem in the gutter.

Even for 5 hours it is a rip off. You could get a way better setup then what you are after. She is scamming you.

>>676165739
>>676165826
Even told her about my foot fetish and she agreed to wearing flipflops.

>>676165617
Still not worth it, I have a few grand I could blow and I wouldn't waste it on a slut, no matter how attractive she is.

Honestly if I were to pay $1500 for sex with anyone in the world, I'd fuck Oprah or the Queen, maybe even the pope. Just to say I fucked one of the most powerful women on earth, or the head of a Religion

why the fuck did you instantly offer $1500 she probably would have said yes to like $250