>>676159819
Because stupid people need something to feel superior about. They'll never be smart, successful, or truly happy, so they brag about "muh dick" in an attempt to make you feel inferior. And most of them are homosexuals, hence being obsessed with penises.

/thread

>>676159819
It's probably the creeper hoodie.

>>676159819
OP confirmed for small dick beta faggot.

Triggered AF too

Big dicks feel better to girls. That's is just an obvious fact. Big dicks make guys super confident because they have no worries about getting with a girl. We are still just animals man, the guy with the prettiest feather gets the girl

>>676160204
My dick is not small it's average but I still get made fun of at school for not having a monster cock, it's fucking ridiculous.

>>676159819
>>676160085
Small dicked losers detected lol

>>676160268
Post happiness and success with time stamp or gtfo.

Oh wait, you're a stupid nigger, my bad.

>>676160245
Girls aren't going home with guys because of their dick size dumbass, no girl is finding out about your dick until you're already in bed with her.

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>caring about muh dick

>>676160260
Wait. How do people at school know how big your dick is?...

>>676160460
Like the first week I moved to this school I got an accidental stiffy in PE and someone kegged me. A bunch of guys saw my dick and I've been a school joke since.

>>676160393
If you have a three inch dick, no girl will ever fuck you. If you have anything under a six, they will get bored with you quickly

>>676160393
But you don't have any feathers nigger - all you got are dose naps.

>>676160460
They see it during penis inspection day.

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>>676159819
>>676160085

small dicks detected

all jokes aside, having a big dick is a nuisance. only boxers are comfortable, your dick almost always touches the bowl and semi's are super noticeable (not always bad) and the majority of girls complains it hurts and won't even try anal.

The only real upside is having girls mirin over it but really that's it. As long as you're happy with your dick it shouldn't bother you. Dick jokes are just a part of humanity, even if your dick is above average you'll still have to deal with them.

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>>676159819
Because a big dick feels better when you put it in. Are you really that fucking retarded? Would you rather have the Happy Meal or the Supersize?

Kill yourself small dick fag

>>676160785
So now you're bragging about being a fatass too?

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>>676160393
Yeah on the first hook up. Good luck getting a second fuck with the fun sized.

Show us your small dick op

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>>676160903
>being this mad

>>676160958
As I've said it's not small, it's average sized. But I'm not posting it.

>>676160561
Aw man. School is a brutal place. The kids are going to give you shit about it for as long as they can. You can't do much about that, but in the real world people grow up a little bit and start to realize that being an asshole to someone over something they can't help just makes them an asshole. Best of luck op. And try not to be such a faggot in gym, that also helps

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>>676159819
What about having big nuts

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>>676161053
do you also have small hands?

>>676161300
Wasted dubs. Nigger what the hell are you going to do with those nuts?

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>>676161300
holy shit, shave, you fucking animal.

Not a huge point, but even knowing that the average size is probably perfect for most women, being larger than average still feels good in my caveman mind.

Being condoms however is a nuisance, avoid the fuckers.

Bet OP had a little ont

>>676161442
(different guy) wait what? you guys shave your balls?

I have a lot more hair than that and it's kinda meh

>>676160085
people who /thread themselves are faggots

>>676161442
>being a child
Fucking unacceptable, shaving your balls? WTF... Women don't want that shaved shit.

>>676161053
Average is small. Not saying that to be mean either. Here are the facts: "hot" girls tend to like big dicks, it's a trophy; Slutty girls also tend to like big dicks since their vagoos are used to the pounding; normal girls that actually date can have a preference either way, and mostly prefer a comfortable, yet, tight fit. Your best chances are finding a girl to date, that likes you so much she'll come with whatever is inside her. It sucks that you can't go out and bang sluts, I can't either, and sluts can be fun. But lets be real, they suck as people, so hard. They are no fun to talk to, and are usually the type of people to go home at night and cry themselves to sleep, because they feel so insecure that some hot guy doesn't love them. Are we really missing out? Fuck no. It just lowers our self esteem thinking we need a big john; it's pride. Learn to fuck well and it won't matter; take some pride in that.

>>676161738
You must not get laid. or you're 40

>>676159819
It's not, it doesn't matter, worrying about it isn't worth your time. My girl doesn't love me for my dick, she loves me. Yours should too. Otherwise that's a pretty shit relationship and you should leave ASAP.

>>676161113
It's still annoying as fuck, no one wants to date me, people will try and steal my clothes in PE and its degraded to the point where everyone says I have a 2" hard-on. I wouldn't care but everyone else is forcing it on me and it fucking sucks.

>>676160245
>Big dicks feel better to girls

Virgin detected. 9001% accuracy. Zero margin for error.

>>676161738
>Women don't want that shaved shit.
implying women don't like hygiene or have standards
most won't complain about a little hair but no one likes a jungle

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>>676161698
I'm a woman and I make my bf shave. Hair is gross. Getting it stuck in your teeth makes you fucking throw up.

>>676161402
Doing my girl doggy style gives me a real satisfyingly loud slap

>>676162078
Tits or gtfo

>>676161442
I shave my cock area and trim around it, my nuts aren't that bad

>>676161778
Word

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>>676159819
Do you like porn where the guy is huge and is pounding the pussy, or do you like porn where the guy barely made it into the porn shoot?

>>676160762
What the fuck is that?

>>676161778
I actually saw a video recently where they talked to a few pornstars about dick size. They pretty much all said they are fun and but a novelty and if you don't know how to use it it is pointless. Women want something comfortable for daily use and girth is just as important if not slightly more so than length. They don't necessarily want their cervix rammed they want to feel full.

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>>676162169
Shave or at least trim it all.

>>676162078
Is trim acceptable?

>>676162010
You want some respect? You want to be left alone? Stop being such a bitch man. They try to steal your clothes from you again? Hit them you pussy. Even if you lose, it will show them that you're not a push over. They will see that you actually have some balls. You don't sound like the violent type, but Jesus man you need to stand up for yourself. Seize the day, don't let it seize you

>>676162088
I'll give you that

>>676162409
A tight one is, if you do the entire area.

>>676162374
Word i saw that too. It's hard to believe but vaginas are elastic, they can adapt. it sucks to not have the confidence a bigun could provide, but there are more important things if we're being realistic about it. Like money. Women like money more than penises.

honestly it doesn't matter unless you're really tiny.

underage and shitposters will meme you to death about it but that's the truth unless you're unlucky enough to fall in with a size queen, but you shouldn't be using Tinder anyway which is where you would find those cunts.

people make fun of other people because it's funny. no one cares about your feelings.

>>676159819
>What's the point of having white skin, and why do people care about it at all. I'm just so sick of constant racist jokes and people saying shit about race, why is it such a big deal? Why is it acceptable to make fun of someone for something they have absolutely no control over?

>>676159819
sorry about your tiny dick bro. 8" here.

>>676162566
Meaningful dubs

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>>676162378
I'll shave it clean and start a testicle thread later tonight then

>>676162629
Everyone know you're rocking the micro dick just by that one comment

>>676161738
Have fun with your gross hairy junk. My wife loves me shaved. When you're both shaved and everything is so slippery. Mmmmmm. Plus clean up is easier.

>>676160561
This didn't happen. Nothing ever happened.

>>676162424
I'm not being a bitch, I don't let them steal my clothes, but they think its funny when I fight back. When I stand up for myself I get brushed off because at the end of the day I'm still the guy with a small dick and when I get mad about it it just further cements that I'm raging over having a small dick. I'm basically fucked no matter what I do.

>>676162074
>implying taking a bath is hard work

>>676162078
How old? I'm asking because the only women I've known who preferred men to look like boys were pretty young themselves.

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>>676162751
I hope you have a big meaty cock

I am a gay male, my partner's dick is really big, big dicks are the best, but it does matter what you do with it.

I have had other big dicks that weren't as good.

Its about the motion of the ocean rather the size of the wave.

>>676162890
I'm 23

Fuck shaving, metrosexual cunts.

>>676162944
9 inches and thick, but I'm a chubster so it's hard to get a good pic :(

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>>676163005
Found a recent pic of you.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/You

>>676162883
The problem isn't your small dick, it's the energy you emanate due to your preoccupation with having a small dick. Who gives a fuck? Who cares? Just you, and others will pick up on that and zone in. Humans have a weirdly uncanny ability to locate others' insecurities fairly quickly. Just stop caring, soon everyone else will.

>>676161300
Fuck, they look as big as my dick.

>>676163060
That's awesome.

>>676162518
Your dick has nothing to do with your confidence. I'm four inches on my best day, and that's never once stopped me from talking to hit chicks, or getting their number, or even fucking them. You have shit confidence because you're a pussy.

>>676159819
Why would you care? Does it make you sad and offended that someone makes fun of your dick?

Dick size doesn't mean jack shit. Well, if you got micropenis, dont know if you can please a woman and too big penises hurt. I make my wife cum tens of times during sex and im like 8cm.

>>676163156
So what, just let them steal my clothes and shrug it off? I'm not the one initiating this shit.

>>676163174
Thank you

>>676163232
Agree, it's all about confidence and what you project, it has absolutely nothing to do with the size of your dick. Would you disregard a confident, self-assured, easy-going chick just cause of the size of her tits? No probably not, same with guys and their dicks. It's incidental.

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>>676163005
You have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid penis. You began your trek through the Interwebz by googling nigger porn. You were socially inept in elementary, middle, and high school, and during high school, you masturbated in the bathroom during CSIII at least twice a week to your own little shota fantasies, you fucking pedo.
You have a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality you are perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual. You have this fagtarded notion that everyone actually cares about what you have to say, but they won't even throw five seconds down the drain to tell you they don't. You visited 4chan solely during the summer of 2010, and you become aroused at the idea of finally being a part of something larger than yourself, when, yet again, noone fucking gives a fucking fuck.

>>676163337
inb4 >8cm >pleasing anything

>>676163202
You're awesome

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>>676159819

Fucking dicklets, when will they learn?

>>676163450
But the point is that your opinions dont matter, only mine does.

>>676163369
No, stick up for yourself, but don't do it while dwelling on your insecurities. You'll come across as insincere and desperate. Really try to believe that you're in control, in charge; give off the vibe that you couldn't give a shit what they think and if they fuck with you they're gonna come off worse. Your dick should not even enter into that equation.

>>676160085
small dick beta faggot detected

>>676162758

lol, no insecurities here bro. Sorry youre jelly of my dick

>>676163750
I'd rather be all of that, than be a nigger chimping out about muh dick. At least I can hail a cab to get me and the soon disappointed slut back to my place, that my job pays for, full of things I didn't steal.

>>676162275
this. men (even hetero men) like big dicks, aesthetically.

>>676164181
Not the guy you replyed to but you don't need to be black to have a big dick.

Stay mad.

>>676163586
I guess I'll try to take that on board, but I don't know how I'd really do it. And as I've said, I'm not the one bringing my dick into it. If I get beaten up or whatever and they're shouting stuff like I've got a baby dick or that I have to use two fingers to wank, how do i respond in a non-upset about my dick way?

>>676162986
>big dicks are the best
>size doesn't matter

Get your shit straight you cock mongler

>>676162823
Doesn't matter if clean up takes you two seconds less, if you're spending several minutes shaving every fourth day.

>>676162997
Had you placed 20-24.

>>676164442
how about you brush up on your reading comprehension

>big dicks are better than small dicks
>but sometimes big dicks aren't great if the guy doesn't know what he is doing

fucking pencil dick bitch

It just goes back to pleasuring women. Having a bigger dick might feel better to an extent, but few women will actually have an orgasm during sex regardless of size. It's complicated. Damn it feels good to be a faggot.

Dick size doesn't matter.

>>676164346
You don't need to be black to be a stupid nigger either.

Stay inferior.

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ITT: Virgins giving virgins advice about sex

Anyone in this thread that says girls want big dicks is a virgin 100%.
It's not your dick size that isn't getting you laid, it's your attitude, your confidence.
When you act beta around girls they aren't thinking "wow that guys cute!" they are thinking "jesus christ this guys awkward but i dont wanna be mean"
The best way i can say this is how girls say guys only want girls with big tits and asses.
>butbut no thats false
Thats the point. If a girl was completely flat on both sides but had a sexy attitude, you would be more than interested in fucking her brains out.

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>>676164683
That must be your explanation for having a neckbeard too. Oh and you probably smell and don't realize it. Like how a smoker can't smell themselves reaking of cigarettes.

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>>676164800
congrats

>>676165043
Get the fuck off my /b/ with your logic and facts and reasonable easy to source information that's well known the world over.

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>>676165005
Lol k anon, keep projecting. Dicklet.

>>676164939
In a way you're right, depends on how you use it and how lose the bitch is.

>>676160260
It's called porn and propagates unrealistic standards.

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>>676159819

>is sick of people making a big deal about penis size
>perpetuates this mind-set by making a big deal about it

>>676160085
> Has small dick
> Crying about it on a anon forum
> /threads himself

You can't get more pathetic than this

>>676165376
>muh dick

Yep, you already used that one, Tyrone. Got anything else? Maybe you wanna show off your rented rims and rent to own big screen?

>>676165043
>using common sense and logic on a chinese scooter repair forum.

Fuck outta here.

>>676165538
Are you even trying anymore?

>>676159819
I am just going to leave it simple for you people.
Size does matter, it is not exactly amazingly more pleasurable but it can lead to some fun things in bed.
A big dick is often great for playful girls, and leads to great blowjobs, not to mention it fills your ego a bit when they remark it.
However, you are going to have a tough time not intimidating any virgin/poorly experienced girls, or even hurting them sometimes, and as we all know, nobody wants a fucking whore.
I missed several chances over the years just because the girl was "unsure" about my size and if it would hurt her or not.

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>>676165043
Again, I AM a girl. I vastly prefer a bigger dick. I'm not saying a smaller dick can't provide good sex too, but they have to work harder to do it. A guy has to be pretty autistic to have bad sex with a big dick. Unless you're gay you'll never know how amazing it feels to be completely filled up.

because were cucked by women. You have less chance of more sex if you have a small dick

>>676159819
as a 5'6" manlet with an erect penis the length of an iPhone 5 who absolutely had control over his genital growth had he shed the extra hundred pounds he gained over the years, I can honestly say that, at the end of the day, bigger is truly better

although hell I'd actually be happier if I had more girth from out of the blue. I only get slightly thicker than a hotdog at most

>>676165715
If you can't prove you're a girl, fuck off.

>>676159819
>Why is it acceptable to make fun of someone for something they have absolutely no control over?

Because social ostracism is a way to ensure the survival of superior genes, you oblivious cucklord, that's why.

like how women think it feels good for us when they grind on the dick like a spaz. Or how guys think anal is better than pussy. Tbh anal is overrated, it's not bad but pussy feels better. Oral is the best tough, never came as hard than when I got a good blowjob.

>>676165715
Show tits.

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6.3'' averagefag here.
This shit never ends because there is always a lot of people who feel butthurt about that. This pointless discussion will stop only when everyone stops giving any fuck about the size of their dicks.

because all a girl has to say is "oh i like guys taller than me" or "im a size queen" to trigger a feeling of impotence in any guy

which is why you should become disciples of patrice o'neal and learn how to control women, I personally am just fine with beating off until my nuts twist together and I no longer enjoy it.

>>676165715
>tits
>gtfo

It's not a difficult choice.

>>676165715
>I AM a girl

Oh, I'm sure.

>>676165667
more plz

>>676165667
Shame you don't have a large set of nuts to compliment that dick

>>676165687
Trying what?

>>676165913
Same with manlet threads, it's the absolut same formula of b80ng.

>>676165715
> I AM a girl
Than show us ur tits you whore

>>676162054
>>676160393
insecurities detected

you're just salty bc your dick is the size of a tic tac fag

>>676166036
Or a female that will ever touch it.

>>676159819
If you give good head, they don't care.

>>676166038
Not to be mad.

>>676165715
Haha, this

>>676161442
Why, so you don't get hairs in your teeth when you lick my sack?

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>>676165832
>>676165864
>>676165965
>>676165982
>>676166090

xoxo

Have fun with your small dick, nobody you fuck will.

>>676166185
Dont need a girl, my boyfriend loves to be filled up

>>676165913
This. You don't have to give a fuck about something to make fun of it, it works as long as the person getting offended gives a fuck about it.

rewling

>>676166268
What ever indicated anger? Making fun of pathetic niggers is funny, therefore fun.

>>676160785
happy meal nigger, i get a fucking badass toy and i wont vomit after i fucking eat it wtf

>>676166322
>xoxo

Kill yourself. Don't even want to see your tits anymore.

>>676166322
Well you didn't show a timestamp so that proves your one of those 3 brain celled girls, and their opinion means nothing.

>>676165043
100% fuckin truth right here. Girls like all different sizes based on their own size and personal comfort but that's not as important as confidence and personal relationship.

>>676166322
Time stamp faggot. We all have snaps from fat chicks we could post.

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>>676166540
xoxo

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>>676166545
I'm in public right now. That was from last night. Literally don't give a fuck if you don't believe me.

>>676166498
The fact that you keep replying with the unfounded asumption that I am a nigger just because I have big dick.

Why this salty anon?

>>676166129
Insecurities? That's cute.

>>676164939
pencil dick detected

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Size doesn't matter at all OP, in fact I read that if your dick is over 7" then it's likely that your ancestors were rapists. Who needs a big dick anyway? I'm no fag.

>>676159819
you should join ISIS

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>>676160393
You are an idiot, have you ever looked past that one time?

>>676166982
> 2'' dicklet, jerking off with a tweezer detected

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>>676166545
*You're

If you're going to insult someone's intelligence don't write like you're autistic.

>>676166722
You're a nigger because you have nothing to be proud of other than something you had nothing to do with. Not because a part of your body that you'll never use is above average. Which you've yet to prove BTW.

>>676162054
No you are just in denial.

>>676167259
I don't jerk off with a tweezer, I fuck women. 2" iis enough to please a woman, the most sensitive nerves are in the first 1" of the vagina anyway. If you need any more dick to please a woman you're shit at sex.

>>676159819
Have you ever called someone ugly?

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>>676162054
The irony is palpable.

>>676161300
more pics fgt, nice balls

>>676161300
(cancer inside)

>>676167773
Them cancerballs are still fucking hot though.

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>>676167494
You sure don't like when you tell her "just the tip"

>>676167442
Nope, you thinking that is cute though.

>>676167773
Nope, perfectly clean I've had it checked out but thanks for the concern

>>676161300
Fucking hell, ever wear a speedo? you'd have like a pair of fists in there. Not a fag here but I would honestly pay to see you in a thong or something, those balls are huge.

>>676167894
lie*

>>676167894
wat? I have no idea what you just said

>>676159819
http://strawpoll.me/7190803

>>676159819
Same reason why people care about religion so much.

To shove down other people's throats.

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>>676163401
This is bullshit.

A hot girl can lay there and be a dead lat and 99 percent if guys would be just happy to hit. A guy actually has to be good, if a guy has had at least a few boyfriends.

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>>676167403
Awww keep going anon, keep projecting.

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>>676167685
Here you go anon, idk why they always flip

>>676168068
see
>>676168035

>>676168229
Fuck off, a dick is a dick.

>>676160245
Check out all those omeagle videos where the guy whips out a huge schlong. The girls eyes light up as their vaginas take control

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>>676167954
These are me

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>>676168392
Nice.
I'm not gay but I'm just really drawn to your balls, post more please.

>>676162275
I enjoy the average ones. Big dicks are unrealistic and therefore a turn off.

>>676168480
Right, I'm out, fuck you.

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>>676164880
Ewww looks infected as fuck.. Ugly as fuck and small put it away
0.1/10

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>>676168672
I appreciate the compliments, my friends gf agrees I have some of the best balls ever here's another

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>>676169022
>I have some of the best balls ever

Holy kek anon.

Big dick small dick . You got what you got so work with it. Good chance vaginas come in various sizes too. My gurl told me i was a perfect fit for her. And I'd be only just over 5". Prune thread.

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>>676168939
It's like 8 inches lol and clean you fucking faggot

>>676159819

The only people who care about a big dick are size queens.

Do you know what a "size queen" is?

It's a faggot. A bottom bitch, literal, actual, disgusting faggot.

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>>676169022
Oh my god fucking shave that jungle, you wacko, before I throw the fuck up.

>>676169022
Where are you from, I wanna suck those balls.

>>676169249
Don't look like it lmao ugly ass balls, shave fucking eww

>>676169329
Lol I'm fully aware I planned on cleaning up and starting a new post later about them

>>676165715

Faggot spotted.

>>676168365
You actually are a penis.

Because the bigger it is the better it feels.

"Size isn't everything" is such bullshit: Guys should be tall, strong, physically fit, well spoken and well endowed.

If you're shorter than me, you're the equivalent of a flat-chested girl to someone who likes boobs.

>>676159819
A nigger once told me blowjobs make your dick bigger, haven't had enough blowjobs to confirm.

>>676159819
Why is it acceptable to care about something you have no control over e.g. people joking about small dicks?

>>676169341
NJ but I'm straight homie, and happily taken. But thanks for the offer

>>676169438
good

>>676169315

... that probably explains all the fucking traps and furfags on /b/

>>676169022
Holy fucking shit shave them that's disgusting natty level shit

>>676169542
I'm literally being bullied for having a small dick, I don't care about the small dick, I care about the bullying.

>>676169382
I'm a little chubby so it's hard to get a solid shot, and yes I'm aware I need to manscape,

>>676168939
Dude and you're like what, the gross homo who is a nazi about other dudes dick. Looks like you should get bent homo

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>>676169556
>I'm straight homie

>>676162325
Its the day where the nurse and principle go around inspecting everyone's penis.

You didn't do this? Like in the gym? and you all had to line up?

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>>676169315
>The only people who care about a big dick are size queens.
>Do you know what a "size queen" is?
>It's a faggot. A bottom bitch, literal, actual, disgusting faggot.

I can confirm from this post that you've never ever spoken to a woman.

>>676169750
Poor wording lol

>>676169891
What is "woman"?

>>676169841
The worst part is when they flick your sack to check your reflexes.

>>676161300
>Walking around with a motherload dense enough to repopulate a small town in your testicles

>>676169022
that little thumb tho

>>676164426
Its kind of weird how obsessed they are about your dick

>>676161300
how much do you shoot?

>>676169556
my nigga
what part of nj?

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>>676169249
>>676169022
>>676168392
>>676168198
>>676167519
you gonna post a webm of you slapping that big dick on your belly?

>>676169675
Do they actually physically harm you or is it just jokes?
If it's only jokes just ignore them.

>>676170178
It's all they've really got to go on, just like making fun of a fat kid or something.

>>676161442
>numale

You are a fruit and have no business commenting upon the affairs of men.

>have near perfect penis
>above average size, nice shape
>always fail at the taste test on penis inspection day

>>676170117
My hands are quite large, my balls are just that big, I can palm a basketball

>calling op a fag
>thread full of dicks

>>676170409
They harm me, I've been kicked in the balls a LOT. I've had my clothes stolen once and they try to steal my clothes like every PE. Told teachers but they don't care.

>>676170698
Got a ruler? Post a measurement pic pls.

>>676170023
I can cum fully about 4 times a day, filling about 2 tablespoons per load maybe more

I just realized the other day that having a big dick probably sucks.

Mine is above average but by no means "big" and I was with my friend who's really the only tight girl I've been with, and it sucks, especially with a condom. If I'm having this issue as above average, it must be horrible for big dicked people. Now I'm sure there's a point of too small, but I'm guessing average is the best.

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>>676170565
>calling yourself a man when you can't even figure out personal hygiene.

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My balls are big to
>>676170698
ill do this too
>>676170815

>>676170914
that looks painful

>>676160576
I have 3 inches and I fuck girls non stop

>>676160561
of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

>>676170914
how the fuck are your ball skin so dry

>no controll over

OP thats the best part,

hahaha

>>676159819
women experience more pleasure when you can reach more areas of the inside of their vagina, but also when the walls of the vagina are being stretched. the way a penis achieves this is by being able to reach those places, and having the girth necessary to stretch the vaginal walls.
it is also true that length alone is not everything, women tend to prefer girth to length but not strictly girth, no one likes a chode.

>>676170182
2 or 3 tablespoons per load

>>676163750
>>676160268
>>676165522
again:
>Because stupid people need something to feel superior about. They'll never be smart, successful, or truly happy, so they brag about "muh dick" in an attempt to make you feel inferior. And most of them are homosexuals, hence being obsessed with penises.

>>676171133
i think it happens from shaving. i shaved a while ago

>>676170886
>thinks shaving nuts is personal hygiene

I'm not a millennial. Like all other actual men since the dawn of time. metrosexuality is not something that I have adopted.

The only time it is acceptable for a hetrosexual man to shave anything below his neckline is if he is an athlete, and even then, shaving of genitals is not required.


You are an absolute fairy.

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>>676171252
>tablespoons
nope

>>676170735
topkek

>>676170406
I can if you'd like I'm just kinda chubby and 4chan isn't to fond of them I thought

>>676170914
I'm sorry but mine are 2 or 3 times bigger than that

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>>676171331
I'm an absolute girl, and I don't fuck with body hair. Have fun with your wrinkly ass bitches.

>>676160576
The evidence doesn't support that hypthesis. My ex married a man with a 4" dick.

If what you say is true, then only 8" dicked men or better would be alive today (after hundreds of thousands of years of selection), around the world. The small penis man would have been bred out of existence.

>>676171331
>never gets his nuts sucked
my shaved balls are always sucked during a blowjob
enjoy straight sex fag

>>676170815
I do not atm but I have tools that can compare in size if you'd like

>>676171599
post proof with quarter you lying faggot

>>676170769
Well that basically leaves you with two possibilities.
You can be completely passive, never get angry, never fight back just defend yourself as much as needed so you don't get seriously injured. You'd have to take some shit but they will probably stop after a while.

Or you could find a way to fuck them up. I don't know how many they are so you might need some help but if you beat them up hard enough they'll be too scared to touch you again. This method might cause some problems in the future though if they seek revenge.

>>676171705
Yes please!

>>676171343
I'll post proof later don't worry ;)

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