https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzWHFllnIQ

>>676153590
[science noises]

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>>676153254
Well tell him to get off his ass and start, then. Nothing improves the spirit like good work.

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Of course you've got me, I said "not it." Them's the rules.

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>>676153819
I have been
I even job hunt with and for him.

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>>676153999
Well, I can't argue with trips....

Will his back injury heal anytime soon? Is that having anything to do with it or is he just lazy?

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I wanna cuddle

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>>676154972
Who doesn't?

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>>676155196
is that filenames? in a gay thread?

I'm just going to lay down and smother your bullshit with half decent bass off my truck. How do you feel about that! ?

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>>676155386
Everyone was being an avatar fag and I got sick of it so I decided to let other people recognize me without ruining gay threads.

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>>676155386
Is that gay? In a filenames thread?

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>>676154149
He's over weight
Has diabetus too
And its an old injury

Been pushing for him to cut soda and eat better along with us going to the gym soon. But he need job to help pay off bed loan, and gym.

>>676155514
oh so you're not the true filenames guy

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>>676155810
Just throw out all the soda and replace it with tea or some other drink that he likes. That's the right path for him.

It's gotten to the point where when I have soft drinks it tastes really thick and gross, like drinking pure syrup.

>>676155855
I don't know. Probably not, although I haven't seen anyone else doing it around here.

If it makes any difference, I try to put "jihad" in as many pictures as I can so that's my identifier I guess.

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you're ruining the thread with your porn

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>>676156520
it's okay, true filenames wouldn't post gay anyways

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>>676156955
You're ruining our porn with your........
I've got nothing.

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>>676156520
Trying to get him to drink my V8 fusion mix with crystal light tea.
His younger brother has also been out of state. So he's not aiding his soda consumption.

Hell, I have cut back on things too.

I just want him to take my dick without issue so we can use a dual ended dildo.
Best way for bottems to get dar humps their rumps need.

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>>676157961
Damn, I now wish I had another bottom friend so we could dual hump a dual ended dildo.

V8 is a bit harsh to start out with, just go for "not soda" first. Unless it's the fruit mix it'll probably taste like complete ass to him.
Or if he likes eating ass, it'll taste like something that doesn't taste good.

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I just made a thread.

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>>676158867
No, you just posted a picture.

It's ok, though. It's an alright picture.

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lick the butt

>>676160069
this is a good picture

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>>676160589
You always were a big fan of the wrong things.

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>>676160589
I agree with all of this.

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>>676160684
i like me some exhibitionism.

I'll never forget your bus stop story.

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Tell bus stop story.

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>>676160875
Storytime?

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good morning friends

It is concerning that you have these saved.

>>676161209
I am still drunk
good morning

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>>676160746
Wait, what?
W-when did this become g/fur?
How was it suggested that this should be g/fur?
What was this thread supposed to be?
Why is it that I see this kind of thing a lot?
Is this all it takes to start a furry storm? Math noises?

I am completely confused by all this.

>>676153590
>Monday
>Really boring at school
>Doing calculus
>EndMe.jpeg
>Bell Rings
> oh fuck yes
> history
> 2 8/10 chicks
> Sit near both of them
> Plans on asking one of them out
> Oh niggerballs
> the taco bell I had for lunch is striking back
> OhFuckNigger.pdf
> Farts
> 723 decibels
>Windows bust
> Phone screens bust
>Teachers computer monitor fucking SHATTERS
>TheStench.bit
>Run out of classroom
>Jump from 4th floor to 3rd floor
>Almost dead
>Gathers strength to get up and look down to the 2nd floor
>Ghost of Billy Mays comes out of the wall
>But wait, there's more!
>Billy returns to human form
>Drops me down
>Dead
I fell down the red stairwell, which had red walls. The red was fading, but Billy repainted it with my blood. Billy Mays became a ghost.
>Is a ghost
>goes home
>I hear of a new website being created
Tumblr<
>Haunts Tumblr
>SJWs
>Furries
>Emos
>Feminists
>Fags
>Leftists galore

And that is how Tumblr became what Obi-Wan Kenobi would call "the most wretched hive of scum and villainy"

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>>676161374
you should drink some water david

>>676161419
we are a cult and we have powers

secret powers

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oh yea
i essentially fapped to the vibrations of a bus one time

>>676161652
shut up, clint

>>676155810
Well, this certainly sounds like more info than I need. I have no idea who any of you people are. You guys need to do this in private. Everyone will benefit and nobody will suffer.

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>>676161070
>tfw no hot wolf bf to drape his tail across your head while you eat him out

May as well kill myself right now to be honest.

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>>676161652
Uhh, on the bus?

You also had a dildo at a bus stop.

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... i've done this often

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hot

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>>676162079
y

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dembo what the fuck

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>>676162168
because it's easy to do and i don't have a sex life

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>>676162267
I MEAN
IT'S NOT THAT BAD
I'VE ONLY EVER COME FROM IT LIKE TWICE SO WHATEVER

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>>676162380
ON THE BUS???

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>>676161626
powers of butt licking

>>676161524
I have been doing that

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>>676162430
Ya. That's practically what buttplugs were made for.

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>>676162656
excellent

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>>676162564
true

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Why'd that faggot use my avatar at the top of the thread

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because you have too many

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You have too few

>>676162267
>dembo

>>676162752
oh yeah it's real great
havin' a fun time

he's the second person to call me dembo actually

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too many whatsitcalled avatars

>>676163617
have you been drinking all night or did you just wake up drunk

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I hope you did not wake up fatigued this morning weezen

>>676163733
I woke up drunk
except instead of waking up I just stopped laying in bed because I didn't sleep

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I feel like a million Ethiopian dollars

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>>676163912
right

you are gonna have a miserable day, friend

be sure to eat food

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Wowza
that's a lot of cash.
did you have a good breakfast to bring you to that standard

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Ethiopian dollars is a dead currency

I just woke up

>>676164041
yeah I have a ton of homework to still do

David I like this OP btw.

i imagine stairs would like it too

Stairs doesn't like good music

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>>676164525
do you think you will be able to get it done

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o h
h
well shucks dude, i didn't think not having tacos last night would bring you down this much.

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>>676153590
I actually enjoyed his, thanks opie

>>676164786
fuck off faggot

thanks aezin
and also thanks that one random guy

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there there


>>676164898
ok

>>676164778
probably
it's not like it's difficult work
it's just work

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IT'S SO SAD USING CAPS FROM THIS EPISODE

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>25 comes out tomorrow

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>>676164984
well good luck with it anyway

>>676165143
yeah the real challenge will be reading all these books by tuesday