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>>676150505
i got married today.
i would have to disagree.
you have to pick a woman that has a good soul. even if yoy have to compromise on her looks.
guys fuck up because they only want to pick a wife that is physically attractive to them without thinking of deeper aspects.

>>676150808
fuck off cuck faggot

>>676150808
>i got married today.

Enjoy losing half your shit in a few years

>>676150505
I think you are confusing getting married and getting old

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Just What the hell happen to this man?

>>676150937
do you even know what cuck means? i dont think you do.

>>676150808
>guys fuck up
>> guys fuck up
>>> guys fuck up
MARRIAGE = FUCK UP

>>676150808
Why the fuck are you on /b/ on your goddamn wedding day?

Guessing your wife isnt hot or anything as your on here instead of with her

>>676151145
crazy wife trying to steal all his money

>>676150505

The before picture looks really gay. The after one honestly isn't that bad in comparison.

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>>676150808
You done goof'd

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>>676150808
>guys fuck up

>tfw I have to marry a trap because all women have the same mind set

>>676151010
i dont intend to divorce.
like i said if you choose the right woman you dont have to worry.
whats the right woman? there are countless small encounters and situations that test and show the true character of a person, you just have to pay attention.
dont rely on words, just observe. good luck.

>>676151215
he's already bored

>>676150505
no that's called not taking care of yourself and abusing drugs.

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>>676151397
>i dont intend to divorce.

>>676150808
>implying a woman needs to be good looking to screw you over

>>676150505
Makeup and hair dyed and he will look the saym

>>676151397
I didnt intend to be shittkng my brains out this morning but you know shit happens.

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>mfw my girlfriends parents never got married so she never grew up with the notion that was something she had to do
>mfw she also doesn't want kids
get on my level faggots

>>676151632
Ok mr evolutionary dead end.

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>>676150808
>i got married today.
seems legitimate

>>676151709
Okay enjoy adding to that pile of 7 billion cockroaches

>>676151709
>implying it matters to me if I have direct decedents after i'm dead
Have fun raising kids for 18+ fucking years while i'm doing whatever the fuck I want faggot

>>676150808
my standards are too high for an ugly fatass, if there is no compromise I'll probably never get married.

>>676151714
> Got married today.
> Spends wedding day on /b

>>676151709
>caring about what happens after you die

Kek.

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>>676151908
implying one has to be married to have direct descendents

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>>676151632
>not wanting kids

This is you or will be eventually

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>>676151397
This is what cucked manginas actually believe. Good luck dedicating your life to slaving for a whored out stripper/waitress.

>>676152513
I feel sorry for you mate. I know you're lashing out because your future seems shit and boring.

Find a girl who doesn't want kids though mate, and live a free life with me, I believe in you

I did a marriage today and we are both happy... so w/e

>>676151377
Pretty much...this.

>>676150505
people age dipshit. what are you fucking 12?

>>676151397
22 years here. I wish you luck.

>>676151397

Gee, you mean you got married under the pretense that you wouldn't get divorced? That's brilliant!

>>676150808
>guys fuck up because they only want to pick a wife that is physically attractive to them without thinking of deeper aspects
agreed

>>676152792
enjoy failure.

>>676153192
> All divorces are men's fault because they are just horny perverts
> But I'm better (and a virgin) and I'll prove it to a camwhore. I don't care what society thinks of her, women are slut-shamed unfairly.

Best marry abroad. Married my gf in HK. She thinks we are married... uk barely recognises us as married. If we divorce - zero fucks given by law/gov etc.

>>676153192
> thinking of deeper aspects
And women who demand getting a divorce thought about the deeper aspects?

>>676153197
enjoy your suicide

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mfw

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>>676153830
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>>676152792
>9gag

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>>676150505
And here is original photo before it was shopped

OP is a fag.

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>>676153857
Dat marriage attrition.

>>676150505
its aging, kid. also, underage detected.

>>676154042
poor brandon still looks horrible

>>676150808
>i got married today.
Wait 2-3 year

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>>676152792

I only married to be attractive to other women. Works a charm.

>>676154115
> believes in marriage
> calls someone underage
back to your autism box kid
>>>/mlp/

>>676154042
how old is he? he looks 50.

>>676154192
It's brundun

>>676154676
Bran-done more like.

>>676154847
Wow.
Bran-done.

Wow.

>>676155915
Yeah, done as in finished. On the way out etc. Cause he married and its rekt him.

>>676156247
He explained it, everyone.
Thank you very much for the enlightenment.

>>676156247
If you say rekt him fast enough... sounds like rectum.

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>>676156561
keep em commin

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>>676150808
100% accurate.
Even if your bag a supermodel, give it 15years + a few kids = rek'd.
>never marry for looks, only marry for personality.

>>676150505
Marriedfag here. Will be 12 years next month. I wish I had never married. She is a lazy cunt who is almost exactly like Peggy Bundy minus the sex drive. She still looks pretty good though so I can appreciate that.

>>676157454
Can you give her something to increase her sex drive?

Or just try some more creative sex things.

Or do both!

>>676150505
50% of all marriages end in divorce
the other 50% end in death

>>676154411
He's quite a bit up there, its no surprise he looks old. He's 47, and i'm sure he's gained a bit of weight when it wasn't acting (pretty much all do), so I don't fault the man for looking the way he does. Not including the overall stress as well.

>>676150505
its called ageing you fucking retard

>>676151145
He got old. He's almost 50 now. George of the jungle came out 20 years ago. It'll happen to you if you're lucky.