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>>676150636
That looks amazing

Egg sandwich, but now i want bacon

I still haven't eaten today. I don't like eating right after I get up..

>3:48pm
>breakfast

ameritards

>>676150903
is that bbq sauce?

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>>676151316
>14:49
>it's a Sunday
>I'm british
>I'll eat breakfast when I want

>>676151316
What are time zones?

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>>676151485
Brown sauce

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>>676151316
Haha.
>guaranteed replies

>>676150451
Your bacon is not crispy enough. Try my bacon and get feedgasm

>>676151735
Ameritard here, what is brown sauce?

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>>676151316

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Stop doing this threads Walt junior...

>>676151941
Nigga how you not k ow what HP sauce is?? Canadafag here

>>676151941
It's fertilized Duck shit with an special process of heating

>>676151941
It's just brown sauce, no explanation needed

>>676152068
>canada fag wondering how amerifat doesnt know what a suace is that is sold mainly in britian and british influenced areas
Nigger big ben is even on the bottle of course us amerifats have no clue

>>676152068
Never seen HP sauce in the stores here.

Ham, spinach and blue cheese omelet

>>676152050
I only do them on the weekends when I make bacon

>>676152185
sounds good

>>676150451
That is the nastiest looking bacon I've ever seen. Is it made solely of pig asshole?

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>>676152505
Ye right off ye mom, mate

>>676152505
>has onlyonly ever had precooked bullshit bacon
That's really bacon m8, sorry mommy doesnt let you near to stove

>>676152505
It's back bacon, best part of the pig

>>676150451
You need to do the bacon atleast 10, better 15 minutes on middle heat (if it gets too Brown get heat down). Thats howto eat bacon

>>676152723
I do enjoy my bacon chewy

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Just having a little breakfast today, don't want to overstuff myself.

>>676152723
I don't like crispy bacon

>>676152967
Thats a lot of taters man

>>676153023
I feel ya man. Worked as a breakfast cook at a diner for years, and everyone wanted crispy bacon. Wtf shit was like burnt glass, gross

>>676152967
How many people is that for?

>>676152659
Are you literally retarded? Good bacon doesn't look like that at any point before, during, or after cooking. The fat should be the minority of the cut, not 99%of it. You're getting ripped off by kike farmers selling you scraps for a premium.

>>676152967
Hot dogs and fish squares? No thanks.

>>676150903
Why the fuck are you eating raw toast?

>>676150451
Use a bigger pan. Overlapping whatever the hell meat that is makes steam, you want a nice sear.
or not

>>676153378
What the fuck is a fish square. The only thing square on that plate is toast you fucking goober

>>676153378
>fish squares

That's toast, dumbass.

>>676153257
One

>>676153430
"Raw toast"

I have work this morning so just bagels from the Jewish deli near work

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miyn food help helber didn't wake up i'm hungry.

>>676153530
Fatass

>>676153430
>raw
>toast

/facepalm

Air

>>676150451
you're not American at all. We should all find you and kill you. We will turn on you. I bet you only speak one language. You are killing yourself.

>>676153430
>raw toast
You mean bread?

>>676153592
I finished everything but the water

>>676153530
>>676152967

That's more than I eat at a Thanksgiving dinner and I usually eat so much I want to puke on Thanksgiving.

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Yeah.. I weigh over 400 lbs

>>676153023
Me neither. Apparently, I'm eating it wrong. I don't want to scratch the roof of my mouth.

>>676153689
I'm british. I thought this had been established already

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>>676152967
>later that breakfast

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Absolutely nothing

>>676153577
Tell that bitch to wake up and make you an egg sandwich

>>676153724
>not suffering
>not making yourself a better person
>not knowing the pleasure of killing another human being with a sharp pointy Bowie knife.

Im going to kill your white family for no reason.

>>676153957
How's the weather there, prakash?

>>676153695
If he meant bread he would have said bread. He meant un-toasted toast. Hence raw.

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>>676153430
top lel

>>676154070
Actually I'm not white. And I got all this food with stamps

>>676154157
How the fuck you untoast a fucking toast? Soak it in water?

>>676150451
Wish I were having that... Let me check fridge for some beans too

>>676154272
Nigger detected

>>676154086
No, it's raining

>>676151689
this

>>676154050
>3.3MB

It's a monochrome .jpg of nothing. How the fuck are you this bad at technology?

>>676154347
As usual. Are there lots of depressed people there?

>>676150451

Does all of that cook properly in the same skillet?

>>676154292
You don't untoast it, it has yet to be toasted. Raw. Like sushi is raw fish, not uncooked fish ya big dummy.

>>676154305
Beans would of gone good with it, some mushrooms aswell

>>676154157
how do you have toast thats not toasted?

>>676154328
I'm black but I'm not a nigger

>>676154496
So a fucking sliced bread, you dingus!

>>676154437
I don't even know

>>676154488
Yes it cooks very well actually

>>676154500
You take a piece of raw toast. DO NOT put it in the toaster. Consume.

>>676150451
Probably granola with yogurt and a cup of coffee.

>>676154508
Id curb stomp your and your whole family. Kill the nigger that came after me with a WWII trench shot gun. Im not white at all, but getting rid of you and your kind let me and us fuck around in the background. White people are lazy and easily fooled.

>>676154661

It seems like the egg would finish well before the bacon even begins to really get cookin'

>>676154508
>black
>uses stamps
>not a nigger
pick 2

>>676154483
what's kale?

>>676150451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA

>>676154437
Well at least it is decent quality

>>676154866
Horse feed

>>676154681
so you go to the store and buy"toast" not bread, and then not toast it?

>>676154819
Im high on cocaine with guns and position to kill most people

>>676154614
To-may-to; tah-mah-to my friend
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" - Robert Frost

>>676154893
(y)

Eggs scrambled dry

>>676150451
Already finished my breakfast. Had waffles sausage and coffee

>>676154934
Holy shit there ARE geniuses on /b/

>>676154969
Why a crotch anon?

>>676154829
Bacon goes in first, then egg

>>676154944
"excuse me, miss. Where can I find the untoasted toast in this store?"

>>676153430
Somehow I think he means undercooked toast because he can't understand people eat bacon on bread aka 'bacon butties'

>>676151735
Fuckin eh, my fellow Canadian

>>676155304
Precisely

>>676153378
I think you're talking about the hash browns you doughnut

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>>676155304

>>676155304
You don't need to say untoasted tho, raw is the preferred way. Raw toast. Untoasted toast makes you sound like some kind of hard.

>>676155060
It's a thumbs up. Are you just seeing the characters?

>>676154483
i love kale. very healhty but not eating too much for thyroid problems.

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>>676154437
Is this better?

>>676155374
British

>>676155678
tard* damn autocorrect

>>676155678
asking for anything other than bread when you mean bread makes you sound like a tard

>>676155678
Where the fuck do you live? I wanna go there and ask people where's the bakery because I'm hungry for some raw toast

>>676156046
Refer back to >>676154944

I've had enough trying to explain this to you faggots

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>>676154059
dun frgot tatos

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>>676155678
>Yo where the raw toast at?
Jesus

>>676155678
raw toast doesnt make you sound retarded, it proves you are

>>676156257
NYC. There's tons of good bakery's and all of them carry raw toast by the block. Usually you need to go to a diner or other resteraunt to just get single pieces of toast, raw or otherwise.

>not watching and singing along to Rocky Horror Picture Show and making real chorizo tacos

Im drunk and still snorting cocaine. Fuck you kids.

>>676156272
its not the same as to-may-to tah-ma-to because that's just a difference of accents, you're telling me that something is what it literally isn't, bakers don't bake raw toast they bake bread, companies like Warburtons and Kingsmill do not sell raw toast they sell bread. calling it raw toast is like calling a car a house. its just wrong

>>676156674
If you are some raw toast it would slow down the rate of absorption of the alcohol.

>>676156489
Anon: hello miss just here picking up some raw toast again.
Counter girl: oh hey, yeah it is in the corner
Baker: wtf? Raw toast? That guy mean bread?
Counter girl: yes, but dont tell him or he will stand here for an hour explaining how raw toast is a legit phrase.
Baker: god damn retards

>>676156674
We don't have, how you say, chilitos

>>676156831
kek

>>676150451
a fruit and protein powder smoothie made with 2% milk.
feels good not being a big fat fuck

>>676156769
My car is my home, therefore effectively making it a house, and I eat raw toast so fuck you faggot

>>676156831
KEK King

>>676154496
Sushi is uncooked fish though

>>676156910
Kekier

>>676156775
FUCK YOU cocaine high Will drive a man crazy and kill you stab you to death 100,000 times, let him fall asleep in his more then comfortable white home. You'll be dead. No one cares. egg and orange meat tacos for all with salt.

>>676156674
Better get some raw toast in ya

>>676156889
What an important addition to the raw toast debate you waste of breathing gasses

>>676156905
im actually very healthy

>>676156854
Fuck off juggafaggot.

>>676157063
kek

>>676157040
All I need is cocaine spit driven masturbation and 19 beers.

>>676157065
If you're OP, I wasn't calling you a big fat fuck, I just responded to you with a comment to big fat fucks in general. Sorry for the confusion fellow healthbro.

>>676157063
Kek

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>>676157063
Here is my straw man good sir

>>676157187
understood, no confusion

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No breakfast for me, but I'm working a breakfast buffet for all the niggers

>>676152298
I've seen it in Target, Wegmans, Safeway, Vons... It's not as good with belly sourced bacon... And I have way more trouble finding back bacon here in Merika than I do finding HP Sauce :(

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Pleb meal here.

>>676156910
It could well be a home but it can not be a house. They are two different things

>>676152050
kek

>>676151735
what flavor is brown sauce?

>>676157401
Those apples are fucking rotten dude, you're going to get sick if you eat those.

>>676157384
Oh fuck, and on easter. Im so sorry

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>>676157401
Some raw toast would be a good addition to this meal

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>>676157500
really nigger?

>>676150451
great. clog up your arteries with fat and cholesterol so tat you have erectile dysfunction by the time youre 30

>>676152967
what the fuck, What is with all that shit?
I mean come on, beans?

>>676157500
hard to describe. here's a brief summary from wikipedia:
HP Sauce is a brown sauce[1] originally produced by HP Foods in the United Kingdom, now produced by the H. J. Heinz Company in the Netherlands. It was named after the Houses of Parliament. It was the best-selling brand of brown sauce in the UK in 2005, with 73.8% of the retail market.[2] HP Sauce has a malt vinegar base, blended with tomato, dates, tamarind extract, sweetener and spices.[3][4] It usually is used as a condiment with hot or cold savoury food, or as an ingredient in soups or stews.

>>676157602

not the same.

>>676157602
That's not brown sauce, its A brown sauce but its not what a Brit calls brown sauce

>>676154483
very healthy anon, shit could be good, I hate how they package them in little individual pucks though, makes it look so god damn gross.

>>676157500
It tastes like brown.

>>676154508
Fucking nigger

>>676157602
Fuck off, nothing tastes like A1.

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Over the past 12 hours I've had 8 hot pockets.
Currently making Rally's fries.
I'm 135 lbs :/

Fuckin hell bean boy is in the thread guys

a bag of Doritos i bought last night cause iv got like 15 to last me for 20 days

That's all folks. Got Easter things to do now and I'm all out of bait. Yes I know raw toast is bread and until an hour ago I've never used the term "raw toast". How's your jimmies this morning?

>>676157401
I can't imagine eating anything with mayonnaise for breakfast.
Absolutely disgusting anon.

>>676157854
>eating that kind of shit
>135lbs

are you 3 feet tall?

>>676157924
>implying we didn't know it was bait

>>676157500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TqIdff_DQ

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Too tired to make anything fancy.

>>676157384
lie....

niggers aren't awake for breakfast...

>>676157931
Mayonnaise=eggs ya big dummy

>>676157924
Nigger im about to eat a whole loaf of raw toast

>>676157587
Apples would have been healthy choice. Those are KFC potato wedges.

Didn't take a photo as that's just odd. I had eggs, bacon, beans, chipolata sausages, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, a bit of black pudding and toast.
Topped off with a good bit of brown sauce and some branstons pickle and washed down with a nice cup of tea.
Lovely.

>>676157924
mine remain unrustled as I was wise enough to spot the b8 and not respond to it.
but credit given where credit is due. you caught a lot with that one.

>>676157983
So whyd ya bite? You wouldn't last a day as a fish, you'd totally end up a fish square.

>>676158025
are you saying it tastes like sweaty nigger sweat?
no wonder it's so popular in englans.

>>676158035
Breakfast really mean you're breaking fasting. Fasting since you're sleeping, therefore, not eating.

>>676158132
Not him but im loving this thread lol thats why i was egging it on

>>676158050
you mean a "block"

>>676158132
biting bait and arguing the toss over pointless subjects is what gets me up in the morning

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Omlette with wild garlic and topped with ruccola

>>676152068
>>676151941
American here. Brown sauce isn't widely known here but it's good. It's a savory sauce not unlike steak sauce.

I had spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam.

>>676157958
5'8 and actually fairly fit looking. I run out of breath easy though. walking up the stairs is enough to take it out of me

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>>676158259
Wtf are they? Is that a prawn omelette

>>676158291

Well, that doesn't have too much spam in it.

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>>676158171
>he doesn't eat while sleeping

>>676158291
That's like my hotmail account

>>676153430
Raw toast. Kek

>>676157696
Amerifat here. Baked beans are way better with breakfast than you'd think. The bong breakfast in general is god tier. Try it sometime.

>>676158259
Looks good. What's in the omelet?

>>676158461
OK, he's having his ididunfast

>>676158404
>prawn
nope it also has onions, and small pieces of sausage init.

coconut milk oatmeal with blueberries
raspberry yogurt smoothie
coffee

>>676158291
You had sausage, bacon, and tomatoes, while checking your email?

>>676158461
As an avid heroin addict I often eat while "sleeping" although on many occasions end up face planting in my food and jolting awake

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Breakfast of Champions every day

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>>676158539
this guy gets it

also pic related is my breakfast

>>676158729
swap the cig for a jay

>>676158729
Always a good way to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth.

>>676158650
Hipster detected

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Torta de tamal

>deep fry left over tamale
>buy fresh hot mexican bolillo bread
>make sandwich

Carb overload but fuck its amazing.

>>676158769
>wakes up and has a spliff
you must be a really productive member of society

>>676158828
What kind of disgusting person swaps spit with hookers?

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>>676158762
is the egg raw?

>>676159016
Are you blind? It's clearly scrambled.

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>>676152967
>only 2 eggs

>>676158910
Is that a bean ravioli sandwich?

>>676159003
Me? I love to make out with them after I eat their pussy, it's really degrading for them to have to taste themselves on my tounge. And that gets me hard as fuck.

>>676159016
yes, but some people have the same dish with a cooked egg, it's personal preference really

>>676158910
Deep fry a tamal? Wtf?

>>676159127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgH5hCueHzI

>>676159236
>themselves
>15 other men

Is it tough having STDs on your face?

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>>676158769
Hows high school going faggot?

>>676159236

>eats hooker pussy
>thinks he is the dominant one

>>676158729
This guy knows what's up.
Thank God for tobacco.

>oj
>egg/ham mcmuffin

oh yeaaaaah

>>676154944

That's Shakespeare, you nimrod.

>>676159483
>>676159580

Lol fucking virgins. You'll get laid one day boys.

>>676155742
>still 3 megs
>absurd resolution
I like your style, anon.

>>676159580

haha get out you fucking cuck

I don't need to pay hookers to have sex you loser

>>676158769
Normally I would anon but all my hair is clean because I'm trying to get a real job

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just put these bad boys on the barbi for breakfast,,with some cofee and o j..mmmmmm

>>676150903
Fucking Eurotrash

>>676159884
>coffee
>oj
do americans really do this?

>>676160031
do americans really eat octapus tentacles for breakfast?? the cofee and oj was your problem????

>>676160093
>raw toast

>>676160093
Looks good as fuck.

>>676160031
I don't but some do. Only with breakfast though, I've never seen someone just drinking coffee and juice with no food. I just like a cup of coffee and a glass of water, myself. If it's a weekend maybe a glass of ale or a bloody mary.

>>676158655
Last good nod I had I ended up with a bowl of cereal dumped in my lap. Kinda ruined my vibe.

>>676160093
how do you keep that from falling?? are they glued on sideways?,,looks damn good tho,,would kill instantly

>>676160031
im British but when I was in Egypt the breakfast buffet served you a glass of OJ and a cup of tea

Made some pancakes but I didn't have regular milk and used unsweetened almond milk instead. Would not recommend.

>>676160431
The almonds were probably deactivated. You wouldn't have any issues with activated almonds.

>>676159146
Exactly what I was thinking.

>>676153570
>>676153597
>>676153695
>being this new

>>676160611
kek

>>676160031
Maybe. But this guy isn't American.

>>676158650
>two sources of carbohydrates
>no sources of protein
Confirmed for having no idea how to take care of body

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Scotch eggs, there pretty damn good

>>676160969
>yaourt
>sans proteìn

Le kek

>>676153378
>fish squares

XD

>>676161156
5 grams of protein and 25 grams of sugar is not a source of protein

REKT
E
K
T

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>>676158033
canadia faggot detected
who eats cake for breakfast? are you a lumberjack?

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Poached eggs smoked salmon avocado toast master race reporting in.

>>676159324
>>676159403
disgusting
>some people have the same dish with a cooked egg
I don't even know what to say to this...

>>676161757
7/10

>>676161094
Burger here. Never had a scotch egg but they look and sound fucking great.

>>676161757
Damn that looks good and I don't even like avocado that much

>>676161636
You said no sources, I pointed one out.

rekt?

I think so.

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This. Cold. Straight out of the can.

>>676161757
Are you in the northwest? Breakfasts like this with smoked salmon are common here and I love it.

>>676161882
not him but scotch eggs are god tier

>>676161757
10/10 anon ,, my salivations are salivating saliva

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>>676150451
ah, this is why i love easter.