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What's your height, cock size, and income? Be honest. Me:
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What's your height, cock size, and income? Be honest.

Me:
6'3"
9 (respectability girty) inches
$150,000
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>>676146302
I especially love websites run by men giving women's perspective :^)
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go fuck a duck
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
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>>676146302
>>95%
>>Average

Found the retarded millenial
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>>676146302
>large mentioning "prominent veins"
Lost
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>>676146678
Explain
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>>676147054
Kys faggot
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>>676146302
188 cm
7,5
200k

Why did i even partake in this i hate you faggots.
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>>676146302
the autist who made this is 100% still a virgin
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>>676146302
5ft.9in
5.7 inches
2k (still studying)
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>>676148148
the first person to tell the truth
also
193
5,9
9k (student)
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Once upon a time dated a girl who was anatomically small.

If I ever went in close to full length I'd be pushing on her cervix. That shit DOES NOT feel good to girls.

She wasn't the only one I haven't been able to go "hard" on.

My cock is average size.

The key making sure to use angles that hit the g-spot. I won't go into all of them.

If you're having a hard time getting girls off, or just want to step up your in-bed game, check out Men's Health. They've always got great advice on keeping a strong sex life.

Also, don't be scared to use your hands to massage her clit. If all else fails, that will work.
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5'11
6"
17K-ish? I'll know for real when I do next years' taxes, I'm working full at one job instead of part-time at both now.

But I've lost interest in sex, and have spent the last few years spending all my money on my hobbies and trying to find a stable group of friends who don't piss me off or get up to retarded drama. So I'm not doing as great as you'd think.
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5'7"
6
$4k - Studies
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6'2
9 Inch long 6.5inch thick

40,000$
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Daily reminder that anyone telling you that you'll never make a woman orgasm with a smaller dick has never actually had sex (or at least with more than one person)
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>>676146302
>Be honest
>9"
>150k
>on /b/
Honest. But i'm 6'4 manlet
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>>676149597

Truth. My big ex was like that. Big as in, we were together seven years, she was like ninety-some pounds.

And then the next girl I was with had a similar build and could take it all but she had no stamina.. don't know if it was a similar problem or not.

Also average-dicked bro here.
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>>676149205
>underage&b
>go back to elementary school
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>>676146302
>OP is Fagoot
>be honest
>Me:
>6'3"
>9 Inches
>$150,000
>Be honest

Really?
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7'1"
7'2"
$2000000000000000000
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195cm
19,5 cm
650k NOK
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>>676150105

I'm actually more frustrated with my tongue. I always loved the idea of going down on a chick all crazy, only to realize my tongue just doesn't stick that far out of my mouth like, at all. Fuck you, anatomy.
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>>676146302
6'2
6.5"
50k CAD/yr
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5'11
4.9
58 000$
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>>676146302
As a femanon I think I speak for most girls when I say this is bull shit. 5.2-6.8 inches are the size I'd want, any bigger and it takes loads of foreplay and effort to get sex going and it often can hurt. Apart from that from my experience its not the size but they do with it lmao, I've some guys who cant fuck for shit. Yeah dicks are great but its the small details that make sex great for girls, kissing the neck, oral ability, good kisser, touching the right areas, what you say. Putting your dick in is great but I'd rather fuck a 5 inch dick who can do all the above over a 7 inch guy who is shit. Dick size < The Guy.
Dick size < Literally everything else in sex
Obviously a micropenis isn't ideal though.
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>>676150282
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>>676151184
EXACTLY!!! I don't understand why guys think dick size is even big deal. Idgaf tbh.
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>>676150484
Dude, you dont need a lizard tongue to get girls off.
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>>676151184
>femanon
Tits + timestamp or gtfo
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>>676151424
Yup this guy gets it, stimulate that right areas and change up what you're doing every so often and it'll go great, maybe kiss our thighs to thats always hot and gets me going
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>>676151672
How about you fuck off you lonely virgin and get a girlfriend to show you her tits. I have a boyfriend and I'm not showing you shit.
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6'
6.5"
120k but still starting in Engineering, will most likely go up
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>>676151803
Don't usually kek at femanons, but top keks.
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When guys think dick size is what gets the job done
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>be honest
>everyone in this thread triples their income and adds 6 inches to their height and 3 to dick length

so 6'6
11.5", 9" girth
290k

>feels bad when your dick is way too big
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>>676146302
I love these fake "cock size survey" images. They represent nothing I have ever heard a woman say on the issue, and yet they make all the microdicks on /b/ oh so mad.
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>>676152287
Mate you've added a bit more than 3 inches and a bit more than doubled it, no one who earns 100k+ goes on 4 chan
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-7'
-15 inches
-Over 9000
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>>676152576
kek'd
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9'9
20 inches
£100,000,000,000,000 a second
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Big cock is painful an intimidating. I prefer small cock
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>>676152813
Are you a girl? If so you should be taking cock in the arse like God intended. Problem solved, now you can accomodate as much as you have to.
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>>676152408
I have a literal micro penis, and these threads don't bother me a bit. Seems your statistics are also incorrect.
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>>676150484
You don't need a 6 inch tongue to work that clit bro
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>>676149597
This is truth, average dicked guy here.
Could hit the cervix on my ex if I pushed in hard and she would immediately stop having fun if that happened, It's painful, and not the good kind as she was into choking and being slapped in the face during sex.

Also rubbing clit is like a cheat code for sex, you can get a girl to come in about 20 seconds doing that, admittedly not as strong as through penetration but still happens.
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>>676152451
Really? Go into a job thread some time. Everybody is a god damned engineer making over 250k
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>>676146302
6'2"
7 1/2", 5" around
36k
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5'4"

4.75 in.

24K

Getting married this July, she's 4'8" getting her doctorate. All works out. lol
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>>676146302
186cm
19cm
280.00€
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>>676153371
Your fiancee has a four foot eight inch cock? Damn, anon, that must hurt.
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>>676146302
>5'8"
>6.7"
>£4,800(Full time student, part time employed)
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>>676146302
>7.5 incher
>bottom out on a lot of girls
I don't care what your stupid hentai says, touching a woman's cervix will have her crying in agony
>girls on campus don't like me because they all talk
>local trans/ twinks are obsessed with me
>get roofied
>a stimulant like erection pills and a despressent like rohyphnol don't mix too good
>wake up to some gender fluid eldritch creature on top of me
>word gets out that I was raped by a a bottom tranny and liked it
Im thinking of pressing charges now..
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If you're over the age of 21 and you still haven't come to terms with your penis size yet, that's fucking sad
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>>676146302
This chart is faggot bullshit, and you're a faggot for posting it.
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>>676153896
found the 4 inch penis
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>>676153604
please be true
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>>676154108
Nope, but my dick size doesn't make OP any less of a faggot. I'm packing 6.5", not huge, but not a micro either. I've hit the cervix before, and it fucking hurts women. Like enough to stop things for the night. Anybody claiming you need a fucking firehouse to get women off is either a shill, a virgin, or a faggot.
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>>676154401
Whatever, 4-incher.
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>>676154401
Lol check out this tiny dicked virgin. You do know childbirth is the most common cause of female orgasm, right?
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>>676153604
free sex i don't see your problem
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>>676146302
5'10"
8
$0
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>>676154401
>need a fucking firehouse to get women off

Like a gangbang of firemen, or a delicious steamed sandwich?
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>>676154689
Uh-huh. Define "most common."
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>>676154526
>>676154689
Don't worry faggots, I'm not here to judge. If you wanna worship dicks that's your right. Shine on and ride that rainbow you glorious poofters.
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>>676146302

5'7
3.5 inches fully erect
0$ because I have severe anxiety and Aspergers.
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>>676154803
Goddamned autocorrect, I meant fire hose. Fucking android....
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194 or 6'4"
Cock: 8.2 inches or 21 cm
Girth: 6.3 inches or 16 cm
2000$ since im studying
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>>676154858
Most likely natural act to induce an orgasm
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>>676155279
Citation please
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>>676155336
Lol I'm not doing your homework for you, look it up or ask any mom
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192 cm
16 cm
None (student)
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>>676146302
5'11
7 inches.
Been called "perfect sized" by basically every girl I've piped.
Blessed.gif
57k
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>>676154876
>poofter
top kek cheesy poofs
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6'9
19 inches
$1'000'000 per day
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185 cm
below or over 6 depends on how horny i am and also quite girty
zero, cuz im a student
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fuck you fuckers im only 180cms
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>>676155510
So it's false then
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>>676155856
Correct.
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>>676155571
>Been called "perfect sized" by basically every girl I've piped.
Anon, that's a polite way of saying it's small.
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>>676146302
>length ~ 6"-6.5"
>girth ~11"
> i'm student,so not much (may 6000$ / y)
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>>676146302
212cm
11"
500k

tip: im pro basketball player
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>>676156225
>length ~ 6"-6.5"
>girth ~11"
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>>676156036
Lol. i guess it is small compared to all these big dicked millionaires in the thread.

My ex was like 90lbs and sex with her was fun for a while but I had to be gentle because she was so tiny. Literally 2 inches of dick left to go and she's complaining that I hit her cervix.
It's only happened with tiny chicks too. Taller girls it's never been an issue
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>>676156442
Dude i'm bit over 6" and it's fine. I think everything between 6"-8" inches is normal and enough to statisfy. Sure i would like to have 1,2 inches more. But who cares ...
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>>676156225
Did you mean 11cm ?
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Height: 1.74m
Cock size: 7.5 inch
Girth: 6
Income: None, student, i'm 20
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>>676156670
Nah nigg I'm totally cool with my size. I can't say the same for my brother though.
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>>676156390
You must be a nigger using metric and standard conversions in the same post
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6'3
Tiny
10/hr
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>>676146302
> on /b/
> everyone has 8" inch cock
> whole time trap thread
> whole time chubby thread
looks more like you guys talking bullshit and fucking trannys and fat women
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You know me, im just average b user
6`10
20inch
100 milion$/Month(on worst month)
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>>676157027
>>676157027

beta af
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>>676157027
>20''
You can kill a mare with it
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>>676157027
>20 inch

Just, no, stop
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Omfg!
5'7.5" the half counts assholes
8" solid
Student!
Wtf Girls probably think I'm small cuz I'm short, shit.
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>>676146302
I wonder who could be behind that picture...

Girls wont like you penis unless its 8inches goyim. Better let Tyrone fuck your women instead.
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>>676156997
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>>676156967
You should stop fucking your brother, that degenerate behavior.
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1.82m (6'0)
Around 15-16cm
I make 0 money, I'm a senior high school student
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>>676157108
>>676157212
>>676157224
Are you retarded, 90% of these posts are as legit as mine or those in the "famous people you fucked but no one believes", i wonder why
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>>676157337
No anon that 7.1 for congo is their average lifetime.
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>195cm
>22cm
>$69k
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>>676157337
Kek
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