You wake up in a dark room with a skeleton and a almost burnt out torch.There are some sticks, stones and coals lying around you.
Dubs decides what to do
Trips will trigger an event.
Quads will summon glorious Hitler and another event.
Dubs after each update will count.
Put his penis through the skull
>>676146317
Reroll
Skeleton is confused.Torch is going to burn out.Dubs decide.
>>676146344
>>676146510
go right as far as you can
>>676146510
Sticks the forearm of the skeleton up his own ass
>>676146579
reroll
Make another torch using the sticks with coal, lightning the dire with the rocks.
>>676146199
Combine coal and stick, crafting 4 torches
>>676146670
fire*
Eat the skeleton, put lit torch in anus
>>676146765
re roll
>>676146591
reroll
kill yourself
>>676146926
reroll
>>676146765
reroll
Fuck the skeleton. Insert stick and coal into ass.
>>676146591
Reroll
>>676146199
Build a fire with the sticks, stones, coals, and torch.
>>676146579
roll
Make a torch
>>676146510
draw a painting on the wall with the soot from the fire
>>676147266
winrar
>>676147266
You make a new torch and everything is brighter now.There are blood traces on the left.Dubs decide
>>676147605
Go to KFC with skeleton for romantic dinner.
>>676147605
Since he is clearly black, he goes left
>>676147605
Sneak to the right, don't get seen.
>>676147723
Reroll
>>676147605
Sticks the torch up his ass, then grabs the leg of the skele and puts it in his mouth. The fire burns his anus, which causes a horrible pain forcing him to run around, but he runs into a member of the SS
>>676147909
Reroll
Flying spaghetti monster appears and saves us all
>>676147999
Nice trips
Follow NAZI arrow, try to find nazis to go to kfc with
>>676147999
Oh an event is starting
>>676147605
burn your arm off, and head to the nazis with the skeleton's arm and penis
>>676147999
EVENT
>>676147999
event/5 event
>>676147856
reroll
>>676148488
Flying spaghetti monster comes and kills him
>>676148558
Reroll
>>676148488
The skeleton appears out of nowhere and stuffs the chicken down the Niggerinos throat killing him, the protagonist and the skele have anal sex in the middle of the floor
You absorb the Nigger
With the torch in your ass, you are glowing and you dont need a torch anymore.You run to the left and A KFC NIGGERINO 9999 APPEARS!! IF YOU DONT ACT QUICK IT WILL EAT YOU TOO.