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Ever paid for sex, /b/?
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Better kill myself than pay for whore that's been fucked by 500 different men
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>>676143920
no but me and my ex wanted to see if anyone in our town would meet up with her for sex, so put an ad up on craigslist. there was a lot of interest for her.
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>>676144136
Lol virgin detectors
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Fuck yes, a bunch of times
Some great, some not so much
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backpage

I know a handful of girls that work on backpage. They're all heroin addicts.
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>>676144404
so you lost your virginity to a whore? no need to be proud
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i paid for many whores, the most was very good.

Greetings from Argentina
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>>676143920

I tried to think about a chick that I offered a drink to before I fucked her but couldn't.

I mean I have offered drinks to chicks I have fucked but they have offered more to me.

Am I a prostitute?
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>>676143920
too scared to

i see an ugly hooker i think of calling but a hot one im too scared

why
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>>676143920
yes for bj
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>>676144550
Virgin confirmed
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>>676144686
How much is a good whore in Argentina?
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Already posted 3 months ago, I can share again though:

>be me
>be abroad student in some eastern European country
>turned 21 two weeks ago
>every day I'm inching closer to wizard status
>decide fuck it
>look for massage parlors with happy ending
>shady as fuck, obsession with oils,etc
>stumble upon a web discussion about escorts in my city
>zero in on a girl they recommend on a website for escorts
>letsdothisnigga.jpeg
>google how to set me up with an escort
>stressed as fuck
>write her number in my phone
>watch ZeroPunctuation for 30 minutes to calm down
>press call
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>>676144856
This is so important I had sex or not

please publish a book on it, retard
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>>676144986

>"Hello"
>"Hi I'm Anon, is this Julia ?"
>"Yes"
>"I would like to set an appointment for tonight"
>"Okay, when, do you want to meet me at my apartment ?"
>"Yes, at 7p.m"
>"Okay I'll send you the adress, confirm to me 30 min before"
>Try to keep my cool after hanging up
>Make threads on /adv/ and /b/ for advice
>404 almost immeadiatly
>The faithful hour is coming
>-15° Celsius outside
>send a text saying I'm on my way
>no turning back now
>nearly miss the bus
>withdraw some cash
>call her at the exact hour
>she talks me through the the building block
>still manages to end up one level above her apartment
>she opens the door
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>>676144550
Nope, have a gf and a healthy sex life, and lost my virginity to a regular girl. It's not something I routinely do but I have however gone on crazy weekends in Amsterdam, drink, drugs, whores etc. Great fun, why wouldn't you?
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>>676143920
I haven't. I'd like to get a blowjob since I'm single at the moment and don't really have the motivation/time/self esteem to find me a new girlfriend.

Tried tinder to get a blowjob without much effort but the horny ones who want to date me are all fat or ugly (more or less).

I'm thinking about hookers since money isn't a problem - however I'm afraid of diseases. Plus, I think they're kind of scruffy/nasty since they have sex like xx times a day with filthy scum.

On the other hand, some of them look really nice (big tits + nice body). Much nicer than the girls I'd get without effort (on tinder).

I'm not sure if i should try
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>>676144982

I'm lazy to make some counts in dollars but you can find one good whore and complete (ass, bj without condom and more) for 700 - 1000 $ pesos argentinos
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>>676145047

>"Hi I'm Julia"
>Dark blonde, tanned complexion, slim in all the right places
>Black kneehigh stockings and short dress
>a bit small compared to me (I'm almost 2 meters high)
>my dick is slowly waking up from the antartical temperatures out there
>overclock my brain so it can handle maintainspaghetti.exe
>hang my coat, put my keys and phone in, take my wallet out
>put the money for 1h30 on the table while she asks me what I want to drink
>say the first of her propositions at each question
>end up with raspberry tea
>my left leg almost betrays me as I go to sit in front of her
>average conversation about where I come from, what I study, her car problems
>tells me everyone who sells you something will try to screw you over in this country
>I silence my inner smartass by drinking a burning sip of tea
>"You don't have a girlfriend ?"
>nope
>"But you're a handsome guy"
>I'm a bit skinny and my clothes were alright but I guess she tells that to everyone
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>>676145076
I'm just not attracted to spreading my animals instincts
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>>676143920
I always give some tip to my hand after the session
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>>676143920
>take the wife out for a meal
>take the wife to watch a movie
>sometimes get my hole

It's all money
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Just got divorced and ended up costing me 35 Grand. You always pay for sex with wimmin.
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>>676145183

>"Do you want to shower or have you already taken one ?"
>"Took one this morning"
>"So, more than 7 hours ?"
>"Yeah"
>"..."
>"I'll go take one"
>She shows me the "love nest" then gives me a towel
>shower, peel back my foreskin for god knows what reason
>get out with the towel around my waist
>she told me her apartment was badly isolated, 18° precisely
>"You're right, it's kind of cold"
>she takes my hand and hurries me to the bedroom
>"Lets make you hot"
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>>676145253
That's the truth. How are the red pills?
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>>676145246
>get my hole
scotfag?
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>>676145217
Wow what a faggot, you must be a blast to hang out with!
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>>676145436

GTFO then, vile dog
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>>676145328

>makes me sit on the bed
>motions me to lay down
>takes her dress and panties off
>her knees a crotch level she lays on me
>Starts moving her torso against mine, burying her head in my neck and moving her hands
>"Wait"
>Stops and looks at me with eyes that stares into my soul
>"It's my first time"
>she doesn't buy it
>"Really ? Never have before ?"
>nope
>laughs a bit then tells me to empty my head
>resumes her heating routine
>my feet are cold as fuck
>the towel is scratching against my hypersensitive glans
>she takes it off
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>>676145138
Thanks bro
I really want to visit your country one day
Hopefully to see Los pumas playing the All Blacks
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>>676145366
Yep lol, Fife
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>>676145512
Anyone reading?

>starts kissing me, beginning at my right ear and going down
>licks my balls and goes up my shaft with her tongue
>finall goes for the blowjob, only sucking the tip at first
>don't really feel much besides unease from my glans
>she goes further but no deepthroat
>I take her free hand and put it on my chest
>does the mouth-hand combo that makes my dick a bit harder
>the tip of my dick still says nope to pleasure
>she takes off her bra saying that she hates "wearing that"
>nice B cups, arelos are a bit large
>resume blowjob
>"You can look at me anon"
>realise I've been keeping my head laying down and my eyes closed most of the time
>tell her it's because it feels good
>it continues for several minutes
>I look at her and it's sexy as fuck but it hurts my neck
>the pleasure starts building up when she goes faster but she always slows down quickly
>my feet are still cold as fuck
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>>676144530
>heroin addicts
I so want to pick up a heroin addict and give her enough smack to get her on the nod. Then do all sorts of degrading things to her.
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>>676145512
you will love my country; girls, sports, places and food. Nothing more.
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>>676145630
I'm pretty sure the only reason this thread hasn't 404'd is because we're all reading this
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>>676145630
>anyone reading
YEA HERE Bro
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>>676143920
yes, i gave her my virginity and never got it back
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>>676145630

>"You can say stop if you want anon"
>wut face
>"Do you want to continue the blowjob or fuck me ?"
>letsgo.gif
>she stands up to grab a condom
>tells me something along the lines of "your dick is bigger than average"
>whatever
>as she puts the rubber she tells me a lot of women have a problem with too small dicks
>the moment of truth hath cometh
>slide it in
>tight as fuck, my glans is overwhelmed
>get harder but still not at full capacity
>she's on top, her breast against my chest
>she kisses all over my neck while muttering "yeah baby" over and over again
>same problem as the blowjob, too slow to overcome the uneasiness
>I'm moving my fingers all around her waist and shoulders
>kiss her smooth skin to up the eroticism
>she takes my left hand and put it on her breast
>"Play with this too"
>puts herself in the cowgirl position
>one hand on her boobs, one hand on her ass
>start to feel the load coming
>tell her
>and then the orgasm killer
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I used to get paid for sex
I'm a guy tho
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>>676145630
Yep
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>>676145499
>>tries to claim the high moral ground
>>lurks /b in their spare time....
Get a life faggot
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>>676145772

>she goes down completely and begin an horizontal movement
>moves her hips and vagina forward and backward
>my pelvis hurts
>my glans feels crushed
>my feet are cold as fuck
>all these sensations at the same time
>keepyourshittogether.dll is missing
>try to calm down
>my right leg isn't liking this plan and starts shaking like crazy
>she notices and tells me to stop stressing
>asks me if I want to change position
>yesplease.avi
>"What ?"
>"From behind"
>"Doggystyle ?"
>"Yeah"
>my feet are still cold as fuck
>now my ass is too
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>>676143920
No amount of money would convince a woman to let me fuck her....
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>>676143920
NO SEX IS SACRED BITCH!
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>>676145630
Fuck your feet get to the good stuff
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>>676145801
>implying /b/ is stricly immoral

get a grip nigger
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>>676143920
give a woman money to pretend to enjoy my company and consent to emotionless sex?
but I'm already married.
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>>676145850

>stil, can't deny the view
>she's on her knees but she layed down her upper torso on the mattress
>my dick is back
>aim a bit too low at first but finally manage to put it in
>succion sound
>start humping at mid speed
>we're not completely in rythm
>her little screams are turning all my switches on
>I have control over the speed, I can finally get some fun
>her voice is getting higher
>my shaft is getting bigger
>start grunting
>tell her I'm almost ready but she doesn't seem to register
>a few thrusts more and I'm over the edge
>no time to stop and finish in her mouth like she offered
>finally the orgasmic bliss kicks in
>slow down my thrusts as my balls empty themselves
>not exactly the leg-shaking feel I was hoping for
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>>676145630
You're a good writer but you are writing about your goddamn feet suspiciously much.
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Multiple times.
Been to the FKK clubs in Germany, brothels in Spain and Mexico. Banged a couple here in the US off backpage. Been a few years though, but if I was back in Germany I'd be all over the FKK whores.
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>>676144734
Honestly at this point this is all on you. You do whatever makes you happy. At this point in the day most affairs are being wrapped up. So sup, wanna make a song together?
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>>676145850
>my feet are still cold as fuck
>now my ass is too
KEK
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>>676145018
So you're admitting that you're a virgin.
Hate to break it to you, junior, but all the girls you want to lose your v card to have already fucked other people.
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>>676145957

>pull out
>lay down next to her holding her hand
>she looks at me and ask how it was
>honest, I answer it wasn't bad but could have been better
>tells me she had the second orgasm of the year (only four days in but still)
>start talking about things and others while running our fingers against each other
>end up talking in Spanish
>tells me I'm a great lover
>Imsobelievingyou.docx
>asks me if I want to take a shower
>yes, but first I point to the condom still hanging saying I have to put it somewhere
>She hands me some tissues and take the condom to the bin while I wipe my dick
>take the third shower of the day
>come out and ask her if she does massages
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>>676145957
This story would have been better if it had dancing dinosaurs
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>>676144404
Off by one.....
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10 dolla says he gonna date the hooker
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>>676145860
this nigga gets it.

All you pussies gotta spend money on a women to lay her should just exit the gene pool right now. Next you'll be telling me how you're under 5'10" lmao
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>>676145499
>trolling this hard
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>>676146096

>we go back to the bedroom where she gives me a basic back massage
>At one point I ask her if she wants to do something else
>Tells me we don't have time because she has another meeting
>Some more massage
>my feet are cold as fuck, again
>tells me it's over
>she kisses me before I leave
>enormous feeling of underwhelment kicks in

THE END

Didn't go back to an escort again, I struggled financially for one month because of this shit
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>>676145889
Yes I am, there isn't a single thread on /b a normal person would publicaly associate themselves with
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>>676146187
I'm 5'11 and I can confirm this
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>>676146072
I'm not even a virgin but you guys are so lame I enjoy trolling your 10yo kiddie faces
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>>676146187
Im 6' 7". Still ugly af though
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>>676146187

>gene pool
>implying there's hope
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Does getting paid count?

If so, then yes.
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ITT: Virgins attack each other
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>>676146266
That is the virginiest thing i have ever read
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> She starts massaging my feet
> my feet are cold
> feet are massaging my sleep
> f e e t
> feet fatale
> feet unloads inside my condom, now my ass says it's cold
> She walks the feet
> crawling in my feet
>f
>e
>e
>t


F.E.E.T. On fleek
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>>676146240

you are the worst kind of degenerate fag
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>>676146417
lol keep replying to me, maybe I'll post CP
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>>676145018
cancer detected
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I'm married so I'm paying for it every day.
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>>676146605
triggered nigger spotted
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>>676146530
Oh, this is a real badass right here.
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>>676146266
Yeah you're a virgin
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My wife used to be a whore and homeless. Till I married her
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>>676146215
thanks for sharing
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>>676146701
>>676146706

pls keep giving attention to me

F5'ing like there is no tomorrow
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>>676146708
Good on you for re-homing a stray.
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>>676144354
cuck?
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>>676146215
But why, anon? Why did you throw it all away?
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>>676146215

>underwhelment
>this story
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>>676143920
Yes

It was pathetic. Ugly middle aged. Started sucking and I came without even been hard.

I´d love to try again, with some decent young one but not in the mood for wasting 50/100€in 5 minutes.

Anyone with experience on prostitutes can tell me if they would take requests such as...
DO AS I FUCKING SAY, DON´T MOVE FAST. I CUM EASYLY.

My life sucks
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>>676146957
Since I know how to not blow my load instantly, I can't help you.
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>>676146859
She had a baby
>stepson
Been married for going on 17 years
2 boys 1 girl
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>>676146283
Would you date a 5'2''?
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>>676146899
yeah
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>>676146187
I'm a skinny, ugly, 5'7, anxiety-ridden, pessimist, a moral, and existential nihilist, and a betafag that probably has depression
>I'm also a bit of a weeb
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>>676146283
Can you touch the clouds?!
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>>676146425
underrated memz
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>>676146925
I don't know...
Actually, I do know.
You have to let go at some point. Just laugh at what you did a long time ago and move on. Don't let it hold you back
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>>676143920
Yup.

Pretty fucking great.

Rock up, look, and go all "I want that one".
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>>676146957
Amsterdam redlight by any chance?

I tried once. 50e to fuck a dead fish. Condom was so thick and it was such a moody atmosphere I could barely get it up
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Never as much as a mortgage.
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>>676146425
Kek
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>>676143920
I did it once in a Santiago's 'cafe con piernas'.
Whore charged me literally 30 quid. I shagged her up the bum and then she ended up crying, I had to leave the place because the owner wanted to punch me the fat little fucker.
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>>676147403
nah, barcelona
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I made out and ate out a hooker before. This is my life's biggest regret.

Still STD free!
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Never have i paid for it. Living in vegas though ..i could always just not pay rent and go to the bunny ranch for a day
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>>676147403
I really hate condoms
>get a hard on
Throws on rain coat
>boner dies
Takes that shitty cap off
>The new sith arise
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>>676143920
You pay for sex one way or another. Pussy is never free unless it's rape.
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>>676143920
No sex is ever free. You've been paying for sex since before you lost your virginity.

The question should be "ever used a hooker before"
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I've fucked every Japanese whore here (Japan) maybe 2 times. It used to cost $40 per 15 minutes, but it's now $180 for an hour at a bath house; the other locations have been closed.
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>>676147590
YOU ATE OUT A HOOKER! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! YOU FUCKING RETARD!
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>>676147766
true materialistic thought right here
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my ex gf said "Dave, i was seriously considering charging you for fucking me"

jsut before she broke up with me
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Kek at these virgins trying to degrade paying for sex. I know some of the biggest "players" that have done it. Myself? Only twice have I NOT paid for it. The rest has all been prostitutes, escorts and massage parlors. It's simple, go there (or call them), pick your choice of girl, pay to have them do whatever you want and come out satisfied. Could it get any better?
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>>676143920
Yes. Every time I go on deployment. It's kind-of a tradition of mine. Fucked one in:
- Colombia
- Aruba
- Honduras
- Italy
- Spain
- Israel
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>>676146425
Crawling in my feet
> give me back my side
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>>676147973

Hi dog

Do you also lick your anus by any chance?
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>>676143920
i had a relationship for 6 years before she dumped me.
so yeah, i paid a lot for sex
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Nah, Russian roulette with my dick, man
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>>676148056
And where your best experiences ?

Colombia I suppose ?
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>>676143920
Not me per-say but "borrowed" $200 off a guy once and fucked one of mama-san's "daughters". Prostitution is illegal most places, ya know.
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>>676148657
salmon don't have hairs they are still animals, you are an animal.
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>>676144853
That girl anon? If so MOAR
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>>676146283
how's the weather??
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>>676146929
I agree, the story was pretty underwhelmenting
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>>676148798
Yeah, man. Aruba was fucking grand too, but Spain was NUMBER ONE. Man, those were some perfect, fine-ass bitches...

I really want to try out the Orient. Japan. Singapore, Thailand, Phillipines, etc. But unfortunately for me, it just hasn't happened yet, sadface.

I requested to get stationed there. 2 times. But to no avail.
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>>676145654
Then get AIDS
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Only indirectly:

>Casual sexdate
>bitch asks me to bring some drinks, condoms and even some lube
>did cost around 20 to 30 €
> fucked

Another:
> have sexdate a month and a half ago
> asks me to fuck ass bareback
> why knot? too horny to care about STDs
>actually do contract chlamydia
>get first symptoms 1.5 weeks later
> go to the doc, have painfull urethral swab, have to pay 30€.
> take antibiotics for 10 days
> symptoms are gone
> one week ago symptoms are back
> doc referred me to a specialist, but havent gotten an appointment yet
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>>676143920
Every day. It's called marriage.
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>>676149673
THANK YOU
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>lonely as fuck but never considered fucking a whore
>few months ago, have why not moment
>find a nice place, get together with a sweet young girl
>yep that was nice, nothing special, and surely not worth spending 150€s but it was a fun experience.
>Visit again 2 week later
>and again
>and again

Great now i am a middle aged man, too insecure to talk to women, spending hundreds of euros a month on prostitues.
My life just keeps getting better and better....
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>>676147749
I'm glad I'm not the onnly one

>all ready to go
>get to the put on condom stage
>dick goes limp

Strangely enough, when that part is skipped I am hard as diamonds.
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Yep. Got a hooker in Amsterdam. Dick kept going soft so I jacked off while she watched. Dissapointing experience.
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>>676149078
yeah, paid her several times.
and don't worry she's legal
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>>676150422
Green text story
How did it start?
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>>676146215
This reinforces my fear, that I'd come out just as lonely as when I went in.
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>be me
>be virgin
>too nervous to get it up with chicks
>decide to get an escort to just get it over with and hopefully end my nerves
>decide on hot tight high class 29yo (i wanted someone with a little more experience than me)
>she comes over
>not the girl from the picture
>early 40s
>at least
>just not the same face at all
>confront her
>she denies it
>show her giant flower tat on arm of girl in picture that she doesn't have
>she breaks down and confesses
>she tells me she has to get the money or her pimp will beat her, she'll do anything
>offer to call the police (prostitution is legal where i live but pimping is illegal and the police would absolutely help her)
>she says i can't but she'll do anything, anything i ask
>early 40s something just doesn't do it for me
>ask her to clean my bathroom
>pay her fucking $100 for it so she has something to show her pimp

and that's how i lost my virginity. at least my toilet bowl has never been cleaner.
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Would it be a bad idea to fuck a 55 year old prostitute from Spain? Im thinking in terms of STDs and shit
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>>676151046
I went into a massage parlor asking can I have sex here.
>has money
She says: no sex here, you go now!
>Go home no score that night
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Been fucking whores for only 6 months. It started as a 40th birthday present to myself. As me anything.
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>>676143920
Nope, only got paied for sex.
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>>676151508
Married? Got Kids? What age girls you paying?
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>>676150887
>be me
>about her fathers age
>her poor poor family a mess
>never had father figure
>drunk fool
>mother working 2 shifts for small ammount
>she not popular at school
>our two houses are in the same street
>know eachother for a while
>passes by my gate every day when going to school
>started when my dog got puppies
>she stated visiting me after school to play with them.....
>....
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>>676151201
Fuckin beat whores... that's fucking embarrassing for her though.
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I did in Aruba last year. Dancing with this real cute young columbian girl in senor frogs. She wants to come back to hotel room which we do. Fuck her good , pay her 120 bucks and she's out. I sprayed on her chest and she goes " mucho leche" lol. She told me she was 20 but I asked her in room that she looked younger and she finally admitted she was 17. I'm 29 btw
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>>676151277
but whyyy fucking a 55yo in Spain ?
You have thousands and thousands of young spanish pussies, and also so many south american meat available in that country.
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>>676151717
Oh, please tip fast anon
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>>676151891
He wanted granny pussy
>Granny Issues
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>>676151891

Nah, she is only from Spain. Also, mature women are a turn on.
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>>676151636
Was at time. I was really unhappy with a second fat ass 40 year old wife i married 6 months before. Started bangin' 22 year olds. Shit was cash.
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>>676147749
>>676150339
Put on the condom as part of foreplay, not after it.
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>>676143920
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
https://mlmcl.co/tor
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>>676148336
You ain't got no reason tah live.
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>>676151717
oh yes continue, if possible with more pics? please
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>>676151717
>was always good to her
>gave her everything she needs
>talked about everything as she became more and more older and mature
>as the time passes she starts trusting me more
>when in a hurry she asked several times to change clothes at my house when getting ready for a soccer training
>tell her to use a shower and everything if needed
>more time passes, more trust
>getting comfortable at my place
>sees a friend in me
>(doesn't know i took several hidden creepshots in that same shower)
>we now talk about everyhing
>she likes i am young in spirit and can talk even about angsty teen stuff and about all that bothers them sex,love,relationships.... even serious stuff politics, poverty and her problems
>very open to eachother we talk with many rude jokes and sexual innuendo
>she likes hanging out at my place whenever she can
>gave her several presents throught time
>very modest and good girl but i see she likes that
>started giving mer more and more surprises......
>...
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>>676152156
Like semi limp then work on foreplay?
Nothing like skin on skin tho
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>>676151277
>and shit
I'm sure you can find an older woman in Spain who is into that fetish.
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>>676143920
Tips: There will typically be photo and info deception. Your 18 year old double Japan girl will be a 28 b cup Taiwan hooker. Get one that speaks enough of your language too. Take in only the cash and your car key. Park away from the house. Check the girl in a manner so you can walk out if she's fucked up.
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>>676152499
Dubs gratz mate.
>Granny porn
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>>676146096
>tells me she had the second orgasm of the year (only four days in but still)
Top Kek
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>>676152435
Right; and at that point, the foreplay should focus on you. Make her toss your salad.
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>>676151777
lot of latinas bitches from 15 to 17yo look like 18-23yo, with their fine butts and slut attitude

To err is human
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>>676152649
Doubt she would eat my jungle ass lol
>gets the idea
Thanks mate
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>>676152609
Tip: Also try hard to get a face pic with her smiling. That was no surprises with meth / black / knocked out teeth.
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>>676143920
only once and it was not worth it, she could not suck dick worth a darn, so now i just let fags blow me because not only are fags better at sucking cock they also do it for free
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>>676143920
yes
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>>676151201
Lame copypasta
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>>676152960
Tip: Also get their early. Check out the place. If too sketchy bail and text that you now can't make it and then block the number.
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>>676152344
Go on we're reading
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>>676143920
Yes and gotten paid for sex too
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>>676151777
She said only in Aruba for two weeks so far, still nice and tight ;)
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>>676153148
Tip: If they fuck you over like are fucking ugly vs a pretty pic, get yiur revenge by ratting them out to the hotel or local council via a throwaway email saying you are a pissed off neighbour / person at the hotel.
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>>676152344
>think we are very good friends
>we sat in the balcony as always
>had some cookies on table but we drink beer together (she thinks thats amazingly cool from me giving her booze)
>as always we talk about life problems
>she mentions her hobo father
>and mother that is working like crazy
>talks about her financial problems
>we talk for hours
>serious talk with some joking from time to time
>she said would do anything to make some money
>beer talking through me
>i say as i joke to take care what she is talking about
>anyhing can really be anything
>of course we both start joking about sexual stuff and talk about it
>even tho a nice and good girl, she has a filthy mouth and likes to swear...
>drunk me thinks what the heck and i turn the conversation with quesrion would she do anything sexual for money cuz lets face it, its a kinda easiest way to earn it for a short period of time, and what would be her prince for what she would accept that thing
>she thinks a little
>sips beer and say veeeery low
>we both spill the beer laughing
>'yeah good joke hahahah'
>but then a slightest pause with silence
>i reach in my pocket and take 15€
>put it on the table look at her with a huge smile
>(if she gets offended i can say im joking)
>smiiile
>she takes another good chug of beer and just says 'well......' and start looking at me with a same crazy half-drunk smile
>i am drunk but i know what a flirt and vibe is
>i get up pass by her pull her hand and yell 'let's goooooo!!!', still as joking, pulling her inside house
>we sit on the sofa in front of tv
>i am still holding her hand
>i put my beer on the table
>take hers and put it also and then put my hand on ber cheek and gently pull her near me and start kissing her
>she doesn't pull back.....
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>>676152706
there are not err
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the day i got back from iraq my buddies and i went to a strip club. I had a few dances from each girl but was really attracted to one specifically. $1000 later she asked me for a ride home and i fucked her after her mom left her appt. looking back i could have had the mom too but she wasnt that attractive.
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>>676143920
Ever had a girlfriend?
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>>676146283
I'm 6'7 too bro we should play basketball and pick up girls together
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>>676153650
very interesting.
from where she is ? city ?
age ?
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>>676145541
helensburgh, never paid for my hole. but long dry spell is tempting me to.
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>>676153650
Not sure if this is fantasy but i dont really care.
Reading it so keep going sir
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There's a guy on here that has had so many hookers. I think it's his hobby. He uploaded a load of OC webms a while ago in a similar thread. They were amazing.

If you're out there anon I'll buy a full video off of you.
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>>676153806

Why bother? Im not pro for buying sex, but having a GF is a nag, unless you find someone you really fucking love, but thats very rare in most relationships
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>>676154346
I think I remember the guy. He had done image galleries on some kind of image sharing site right? And most of the hookets were shit tier and drug addicts?
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>>676154585
I don't remember the image galleries. Most of them were addicts but not shit tier. They had good bodies and faces.
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>>676153650
>after that kiss ended she leans back
>i know she enjoyed but also she is feeling wrong and awkward now
>this is wrong, this is bad, i gotta go home blah blah.....
>try to keep her more at my place
>she wants to leave so bad
>i am getting miserable and don't know what to do
>i start being honest. tell i am atracted to her, i know its bad i am older but i don't wanna hurt her in any way, we need to talk
>she is going and that's it
> i am desperate i start yelling i know she felt something
>i wanna know what she thinks
>whats the problem its that joke abiut money
>i am sorry
>is money the problem
>here i'll give it to you
>just stay
>i cinvince her
>we start talking but in the same time i am thinking abiut her reactions about the money joke and when i said i am sorry
>i have theory maybe i persuaded her when i said i will give her money to stay
>am i imageing
>is she that desperate about money
>after long talk i must risk it
>i ask would she, since she knows i am sexually attracted to her, help me out and satisfy my needs and maybe i could satisfy some of hers in return
>she wanna know what i mean
>whatever you want
>i have certain wishes with you
>if you help me
>i can help.... idk for example i can help you out i kniw whats ur current situation with money
>don't wanna say 'gonna pay you for sex'
>and then silence
>she has that mad look in her yes
>i blew it
>my heart almost exploded
>cuz she asked how much could i help her with financial problems....
>....
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Occasionally, but only for a really good looking girl.
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>>676154890
Rekd lol
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>>676144354
So what happened?
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How many prostitutes/escortes enjoy this work? On a 0/10 scale.
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http://ouo.io/TF9Jz4
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>>676143920
girlfriends are expensive gold diggers, so yes
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>>676143920
No man ever had sex without paying for it in one way or another.
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>>676155309
0, but we don't care of that.
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>>676155346
Virus.com?
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>>676147804
I miss Japan. Hong Kong. Thailand. Singapore... Shit, even when I was in Australia, after a few runs with the local flavor I went back to the Chinese massagey joint... Asian pussy, It's like crack
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yes. In Tijuana. girl looked like she was 15. hot as fuck.
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>>676155471
/thread
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>>676143920
Yes. I lost my virginity to a hooker.
I'll tell the story if enough people want it
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>>676155624
Maybe she was 15.
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>>676155624
=)
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>>676145138
that's between 40 and 60 euro's if I'm correct. On my way.
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