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Who will win?
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the stick
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>>676140705
Easy. The old men will hirer a poacher. Kill it for the ivory. Sell it and get their money back.
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The army of ghost dogs will kill the rhino easily.
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>>676140705
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This is actually good.
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old men wins xD
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>>676141296
JIMMY, NO!
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>>676140705
As the rhino gets close, the mob of old men encase it in a ball, completely covering it and preventing it from reacting effectively. The old men violently vibrate their muscles in much the same way as they do to heat their homes in cold conditions. This raises the temperature in the ball to the critical temperature of 46 °C (115 °F). In addition, the exertions of the old men raise the level of carbon dioxide (CO2) in the ball. At that concentration of CO2, the old men can tolerate up to 50 °C (122 °F), but the rhino cannot survive the combination of a temperature of 46 °C (115 °F) and high carbon dioxide level. Some old men do die along with the rhino, much as happens when they attack other animals with their stings, but by killing the rhino scout they prevent it from summoning reinforcements.
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>>676141296
Holy fuck, he looks exactly like I did when I was a teenager.
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rhino is bigger fast and strong
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>>676142206
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>>676141994
kek
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How old are the men?
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>>676142481
olderer
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>>676142481
All of them are the man in the picture
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>>676140996
the fuck u talking about?
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>>676141994
The only difference between rhinos and old men is that rhinos are considerably larger. Rhinos will exceed 10 cm while old men are between 3.5 and 8 cm in length. The reproductive anatomy is consistent between the two but old men do not reproduce.
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>>676142737
Indeed.
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>>676142481
How old is the rhino?
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>>676143479
Combined age of the old men / 200 - 25
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>>676141994
First top kek in a while
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