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Dear /b/, THE FUCK IS THIS THING ON MY DICK!? I've gotten
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Dear /b/,

THE FUCK IS THIS THING ON MY DICK!?
I've gotten pimples before but DAMN they never get this big or painful. It's not herpes. I've been checked recently. so what the actual fuck is my skin doing here? Hurts like a BITCH. Can't sleep.
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pop it and post pics
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>>676121670
pop it and then put rubbing alcohol on it to disinfect then bandage. itll heal faster that way.
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>>676121670
Could be an ingrown hair. Pick at it with tweezers
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Record as you pop, thanks.
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its probably a blister don't touch it and it will go away
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>>676121670
Syphilis
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shouldn'tve fucked that hoe from craigslist
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I don't wanna pop it. I'm such a pussy. x.x
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>>676122059
This you disgusting man slut.
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>>676121670
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>>676121670
Spider bite
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>>676121670
Just kys fam
I did it and it helped
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>>676121670
The two little dark dots look like it might be a spider bite that got infected.
Probably nothing to worry about if that is the case. If I were you, I would do one of two things.
1. Rub some disinfectant on it and wrap a band-aid around your dick. Try not to get hard.
2. Do exactly the same thing, but pop it first to allow the fluid to drain and the disinfectant to get the exposed wound. This will sting, but it is probably safer.

Even if it's not a spider bite, I'd recommend doing one of those two things anyway.
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Syphilis. It takes a while to show up visibly.
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>Those scars
You have a fucking std there, m8.
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>>676121670
I get this from time to time. Grows back every few weeks or months. I usually just leave it until it disappears.

Wouldn't really go with this advice
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its the third eye of sargon
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>>676121670
pop it. its prob a spider bite
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For sure needs to be drained.
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>>676122709
Agreed
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it really looks like cancerous cells

trust me I'm cancer
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>>676121670
Its HPV AKA genital warts. Not really a big deal considering a large proportion of the population has it and dosnt even know it. Leave it be, resist the urge to scratch and itll go away on its own. However from this point out at random times you can have an outbreak of spots like this from your asshole up to your pubic triangle throughout your life.
Source: was given the diagnosis last year and mine looked identical


also-its funny how many idiots out there on this board will sit and poke fun at someone experiencing a minor medical problem like this when the great majority if them have never had the pussy since the pussy had them.
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I can pop it with my teeth if youd like op....
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Pray to God. God will heal your penis for he is great. Stop playing with your penis in return for health. God loves you and your penis is his penis.

Something for nothing and your chicks for free. Hail Satan.
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>>676122903
Lmao that is not a wart you fucking imbecile. I have HPV, I can attest to the fact that that is not in any way, shape, or form, HPV
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>>676122950
As disgusting as this is...? I wanna take you up on it.
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Don't squeeze it to pop it, you need to lance that fucker.
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>>676123025
There are also so many numerous forms of HPV AND not all of them create warts or show symptoms at all. So no you are the imbicile. Enjoy your ponyporn
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more pics wtf
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>>676122266
>kys
kill yourself you faggot
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>>676121670
ingrown hair maybe? pop it and post pics
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>>676121670
I had an abcessed infection on my forearm once that looked exactly like that in the beginning stages. Two yellow puss dots that looked like a spider bite and super red swelling, hurt WAY worse than it should have...It ended up getting bigger, you should seek medical help immediately so you don't lose your dick bro
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OP here. I just wanted to say I love you guys. I make a thread about politics and it 404s seconds later. I show a massive pimple on my dick and you all erupt. It is at once sad and hilarious that this has been my most popular thread ever.
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>>676123333
checked bro
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>>676121949
this

if you got some kind of virus in there that the body wants to get rid of then you fucking nuke it.

better pain from hell just now than soul-killing shitpain for the rest of your life
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expires soon, so download if you need to
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>>676123333
Hit the med 7, $50 and they lance it for you and give you antibiotics

also check'd
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>>676123371
Unless it deals with ponies, CP, or that fucking banana most of these autists wont even glance at a post.
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>>676123333
Alright quads, you win. I'll go to the doctor. If they let me record it, I shall gift you all with the horrendous video that will ensue.
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>>676121670
staph
stop picking your nose, staph lives in your mucous. always wash your hands before you fap
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