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Very into Viking stuff. Post anything related to vikings. Wallpapers/GIFs/WEBMs

"Mom it's not just a phase"
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Hail King ragnar
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Hail king Ragnar!!
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>>676116043
Ragnar dies in the snake pit forshadowed in season 1
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>>676116043
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Decended from ivar. Getting this tat soon.
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>>676119620
Use the following keywords in Google Images for this tattoo:

vegvisir tattoo
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>>676118656
Sauce?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdg-AMv8tw
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>>676120286
>Horned helmet
TRIGGERED
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>>676119063
I would be disappointed if he didn't.
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>>676120355
Wardruna's music is fucking great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjmu6ufn8iU
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>>676116043
ragnar will die in season 5 when he is captured and thrown into king Aella's snake pit. season 5 will be a transition from ragnar as king to his son bjorn ironside
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>>676122163
also rollo will continue to live in france for the rest of his life, over time he is rewarded a large piece of land and creates his own dynasty in the part of france now known as normandy
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>>676123062
oh for anyone wondering if ragnars son with the fucked up legs ever becomes anything, he will eventually continue on to be one of the greatest terrors England ever faced. all of ragnars sons follow in his foot steps but no one comes close to his son nick named boneless
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>>676116043
Does that extend to barbarians?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XAPsI0L2s#t=56m47s
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>>676126374
Now that's just silly.
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>>676126452
nah it's fuckin rad
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>>676126436
>the laughing old woman
kek'd
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>>676126564
Vikings can be brutal, but they are never rad.
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>>676123391
You are correct, all his sons become more famous than him.
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>>676124481
No
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>>676124481
Yes
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>>676124481
maybe.
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>>676127928
Oh bloody Hel...
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>>676128066
You like?
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>>676123062
I'm from Normandy.
So Rollo is my ancestor...
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>>676127820
>>676127856
>>676127939
Confusing.
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>>676128066
Kek
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>>676128066
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>>676127777
I remember Odin's spear and raven, but what's he doing with a rope?
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>>676116043
If you like vikings, don't look at the serie, it's fuckin' lame and inaccurate. Historical just like Xena
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>>676128314
Well it's a noose, so maybe something with punishment ?
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Chris, go to bed
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Bumping. Any good documentaries on them?
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Buy witcher 3 and get to skellige
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>>676126374
thats fuckin sick i think
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>>676123062
What makes me mad is it looks like they will kill Ragnar off too soon.
in the sagas he fucked up Paris a bunch, he got so good at pillaging Paris, they would just pay him wirh everything they had to try and hmget him to leave.
And just because, my great grandfather who immigrated from Sweden with his parents in 1909, was named Ragnar.
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>>676128314
hung from a tree, maybe? I don't remember if it was specifically with a rope tho
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>>676128314
Jerking off.

>he hangs himself from the huge tree for knowledge
>comes back after a few days
>the all father is the god of lynching and wisdom
>all hail odin
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>>676128467
It definitely has its inaccuracies, but it's still better than a lot of other portrayals of vikings on TV.
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>>676128720
Vikings were 99.9% of the time farmers in a village community. They ruled the farm and thralls but their wives ruled the house because they made the mead

That whole rapey horned helm nonsense are exaggerations , they were well traveled but it was mostly trade
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>>676127928
You make this?
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>>676129050
I remember that as being done by being impaled on it with a spear.
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>>676129364
Yeah, you're right. It might be the rope they use to tie Fenrir.
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>>676129364
He was a frequent recipient of human sacrifice, especially of royalty, nobles, and enemy armies. This was generally accomplished by means of a spear, a noose, or both – the same manner in which Odin “sacrificed himself to himself” (Old Norse gefinn Óðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér) in order to acquire knowledge of the runes. A common – and chilling – way of securing his favor in battle was to throw a spear over one’s foes, sacrificing them to the god with the cry, “Odin owns ye all!” (Old Norse Óðinn á yðr alla).
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>>676129284
Yeah I know. I like documentaries on old cultures. Haven't seen anything new in the last two or three years though
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>>676129604
The rope they tied fenrir with is a rope thin as hair
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>>676129840
And the most well-known participant of that ordeal was Tyr.

And his hand. Poor thing.
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>>676129840
True, true. Then what this guy said. >>676129683
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>>676129364
Also that with the tree hangings
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>>676119063
you know the story has been told for hundreds of years?
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>>676119063
What snake pit was foreshadowed? Also, is it a lame ass snake pit full of pythons like the one aelle tossed that fag into?
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Odin owns ye all!
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>Loki transforms into a female horse to distract a horse, fails to get away and then gets raped by it, then he gives birth to an 8legged horse that his adoptive daddy rides

Complete faggot
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>>676130442
*throws spear*
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>>676130666
Piss off, Satan. You're in the wrong religion.
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>>676130557
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My family goes back to berserkers as the story goes it was migraines that caused the rages and bitting of shields
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>>676130361
Yea i think so
Fat king of northumbria kills him
But then bjorn kills him so its kool
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>>676131361
You sound fucking retarded
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>>676131361
Those must've been some nasty migraines.
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>>676129828
Why does the name viking literally translate to pirate?
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>>676131647
What makes you say that?
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>>676131766
It doesn't necessarily.

"Viking" more likely means "creekling" ('vik' = 'creek' in some nordic languages), since they used them (and fjords and rivers) to sail inland when they travelled around.
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>>676127856
>>676127820
>>676127939
i dont know
can you repeat the question?
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>>676132049
he story goes it was migraines that caused the rages and bitting of shields

This makes no sense

>>676131766
Because if you could call yourself north man or pirate what would you pick

It also means alcove though, so it could also mean 'men from the alcoves' which is more or less all of northern Scandinavia
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Rune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZXjKaioNl8
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>>676132408
Sorry no I meant Vik means bay so it could be 'men of the bay, and as most of western Sweden and basically all of norways coast is a bunch of bays, it could be referring to that
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>>676122163
>>676123062
>>676123391

I should of known that there would be spoilers here. Fuck me why did i read that.
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>>676131766
>to go viking/pillaging
>Viking is a Danish verb interpreted to a Norman/Angle noun to signify them as raiders
>imagine
>young and mostly uneducated faggots hop off their longboat and just start killing
>chieftain is dumb but scary as fuck and knows how to sail
>always drunk, always chanting shit just like every other group of drunk guys having an orgy on another team's turf
>"Pill-a-ging! Pill-a-ging!"
>priest fucking a boy in bushes survive
>he and the boy call them Pillagers
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>>676132408
The other guy understood

They used to bite their fucking shields to dull the pain of the migraine. Don't know if you've ever experienced one but you aren't exactly pleased by anything making a sound or smell and this shit can last days.
On another note my Great grandfather had a fit back in 1927 and killed all the neighbors in broad daylight with their own milk bottle lit their house on fire and went back to sleep.

Shields are in grandparents basement some of them chewed to the size of a dinner plate.
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>>676123062
Rollo's son is William the 1st of Normandy his great great great grandson is William the Conqueror.
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>>676133565
Okay now I understand what you're saying because you're not writing like a 5 year old, if you said "they had migraines that caused fits of rage and all they could do about the pain was chew on their shields" it would be understandable
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>>676133821
Nigga it's late, I'm high and extremely tired.
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>>676126452
>cultural
>appropriation
>of
>Greek
>culture
MODS MODS MODS
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>>676127471
>Them golden locks
I'm jealous
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>>676126415
Do want
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>>676118656
I too wish to find the origin of this material
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>>676128314
The All-Father is the Hanged One.
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>>676116043
DUDE CHINESE WEED LMAO

This season in utter shit.
Dropped.
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>>676131361
Horseshit.
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throwing out some Hammers
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>>676135046
It always bothered me how Thor's hammer looks absolutely nothing like this in the Marvel comics.

But then again, nothing looks like the norse mythology in those comics so maybe I'm being silly.
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>>676135540
>amber
Nice.
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>>676135448
>>676135487

Fun fact: The Thor Hammer pendants were originally Hercules Mace pendants popular among Romans and adopted by Germans in the Roman side of the Rhine.
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>>676135628
hmm, can't say I know how they look in the comics...I remember they had a kinda sci-fi take on the whole thing, didn't they?
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There never was such a thing as a "viking".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHHLFFy6CWs
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>>676116043

Half of the pics in this thread look stupid as shit. I fucking hate modern viking media.

The show Vikings is an embarrassment to the Scandinavian people and an insult to historians.
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>>676135686
Not really. as in not so simply. The Indo-Aryans/Proto-Germans were wearing battle-axes much like hammers long before that, anon. The Hercules maces came from the same root, but the hammers didn't come from the maces. They both come from the battle-axes of the Sky God.
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>>676126436
From?plz..
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>>676131361

There's no such thing as raging berserkers in Norse history. That's a modern meaning of the word with zero basis in reality.
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Anyone here watched/ read the last kingdom. IT's pretty good. Fairly historically acurate. I've heard that the author is a historian, which would make sense.
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>>676116043
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4179452/
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>>676136075
see below. was awesom. half breed viking. hibrid
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>>676135742
They did. Sort of.
There's magic too.

Asgard is an alternative dimension, or something like that, and Bifrost is basically a teleportation device. They have vehicles like aircraft too.
Thor's hammer and their other neat weapons are still enchanted.
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>>676136075

The story was fairly decent, but the set and costumes are retarded. I don't understand why they can't get that shit right any of the movies/TV shows.
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>>676119620
OK, Bjork.
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>>676136075
Not seen it nor heard of it before.

But now I'm curious.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PvZGVPiJU
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>>676132049
cuz ur using google translate
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>>676131766
cuz ur using google translate
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If you've ever read anything on vikings, they were brutal. Blood for blood essentially. From the stories I've read, it happened a lot. But yes, they were mostly farmers. And they didn't wear horned helmets at all, that's just a big fat lie.
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>>676128467
It's not inaccurate at all man, also.. Stories about Ragnar are mostly just stories. Because none of them can be linked directly to Ragnar.
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>>676137007
>Blood for blood
This was pretty common as far as I know too. Vigilantism was pretty normal since they didn't have any kind of law enforcement.

Although it was also generally accepted that if you killed somebody's family member, you could pay a hefty toll to make up for it and settle things peacefully.
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>>676136963
haha, I'm icelandic and the word Viking literally means pirate. It has other meanings which cannot be translated well enough to english. But I'll try my best, one means "sea mission" or "mission on sea". We also use the term "að fara í víking" which basicly just means that you're going to steal/plunder.
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>>676137570

The meaning of the word viking (well, vikingr) as pirate is fairly modern, but yes, it's been synonymous with pirate and pillager for centuries.
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>>676124481
I don't know
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>>676129840
It was actually a chain , made by dwarfs. Because that was the only thing strong enough to hold fenrir.
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>>676116043
Most of you are probably murican, and expect explosions and women. But a movie i saw named valhalla rising captured the brutality of the time without just blood and gore. It's surreal as fuck tho, trippy, slow, but it worked.
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>>676138669
Valhalla rising was a very inaccurately named movie.
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My hammer /b/ros
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http://www.royaloakarmoury.com/portfolio/gjermundbu-helmet/
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>>676119620
The Boneless?
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>>676139245
It was. More like christianity rising
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>>676139404

you fucking hipster faggot
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>>676139862
Yeah, I mean I enjoyed it and all, as I do anything with the axe wielding and gut splitting. But I don't remember there being one mention of or reference to Valhalla, or the pagan nordic faith at all.
I do remember them saying something about the crusade though
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>>676128314
I know that I hung on a windy tree
nine long nights,
wounded with a spear, dedicated to Odin,
myself to myself,
on that tree of which no man knows
from where its roots run.

No bread did they give me nor a drink from a horn,
downwards I peered;
I took up the runes, screaming I took them,
then I fell back from there.
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>>676139976
Being a neo pagan is hipster now?
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>>676140629

ebaying a necklace and thinking it then endows you with religious values makes you a fucking hipster
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>>676134948
Its a movie by Lasse Braun called the vikings i think, just look it up
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Finnish Ukko signing in

It's basically exact same as Thor
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>>676141413
Forgot picture
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>>676135961
u srs bruh? Google Vikings tv series
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>>676140629
look at me, i have blonde beard, an iron hammer, im so kewl !
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>>676120286
>>676120228

came here for these
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>>676135836
The TV-series is based on the lore of Ragnar Lothbrok. According to historians the clothing is fitting, shield maidens mostly part of the lore and some of the raids scratch real history(like the first raid of the series to the monastery).

It's not supposed to be a documentary, but merely an adaptation do history and lore seen through the creators eyes. I highly doubt most scandinavians agree with your hate.
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>>676132322
kek
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>>676126565

That laughing old woman is actually a man who travels all over the place.
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>>676135836
further more history does fairly well as far as accuracy in the setting, they make a point to.

>also shut up, i want more like this from history, instead of pawn stars. we just need a series set in the punic wars now and i can be at true peace.
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>yfw vikings were manlet not taller than 160 cm
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>>676143941

>mfw you think their height mitigates their history
>mfw your height makes you think you will make history
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>>676144182
>yfw you think they've done anything important in history.

they're famous just to be raiders and rapers, and actually 80% of them were fishers and farmers.

there are no surviving buildings made by them, there are just a few rotten wooden boats and a silly religion.

compared to other famous "europe's rapers", like mongolians, arabian or huns, they are nothing
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>>676144543

you think that laterally comparing the buildings and heritage left by them with other civilizations will change the fact that thousands of years after they died they have a history worthy of books, songs, religions and art

and you think coming on an image board and making fun of their height is witty or smart

show me one thing you've done in life that will be remembered in a thousand years and i'll stop laughing at you
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>>676138777
this, I wanted vikings tv series lewds, not faggy rp
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>>676145038
>m-muh vikings!

they were a useless bunch of farmers and goat rapers, that occasionally burnt some village and killed some real soldiers.

almost everything we know today about them is a romanticized version of true history that started to spread around during 1800.

now stop being a pussy 12 yro faggot and grow up, there's a plenty of civilization that changed history and made great things, and vikings ar for sure not between them.

i know it's not easy because you spend your time jerking on photo of blonde big and muscular dude, but they're NOT vikings and except maybe eyes and hairs colors have litterally nothing in common (muh berserker!)

arabians gave us math, greeks and romans like everything (architecture, language, society, philosophy, a lot of other stuff), then english and french made their part in europe's history.
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>>676145686
vikings were just useless faggot.

i loved them too, but i was 15 yro, then i grew up
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>>676145686

have you even seen a history book?

>Arabians gave us maths

Mathematics and attempts to quantify values for things were found in africa to predate 18,000BC

>greeks and romans gave us language

assuming you speak english then our language has an undeniably strong influence from german and french

>and society

what the fuck are you trying to say? that they gave us modern socialism? that isn't fucking true

did you mean they gave an influence to our modern governments? you fucking retard

>and philosophy

we have a lot to thank china and the 'west' for philosophy for aswell

but fuck, if you're THAT ignorant and THAT narrowminded then anon, you're just retarded

keep telling yourself that vikings have account for literally no influence in the modern world

and i'll keep calling you a faggot
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>>676145686
>being this mad at the vikings
subhuman greenlandic inuit detected
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>Viking thread
>no references to anon Amarth
This thread was doomed to fail from the start.
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>>676139245
Not him, but the entire movie was about Odin.
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>>676146862
god, you're too ignorant to live.

english was influenced by french that was heavily influenced by latin, so basically you're stupid.

also, english is not the only language spoken in western world, and european's language descent from latin (except german, that it's not spoken very mich outside germany.

french and spanish, language spoken in the rest of america continent, come directly from latin.
as already said, english was also heavily influenced by latin.

arabians gave the math and the number system as we now it today, the "attempts to qualify valuse" doesn't count, even in asia in ancient past they did some sort of math by i'm speaking about what we currently use.

also romans had their own original number system, so what's the deal?

western philosophy, that developed during the middle age through latin countries come from greeks and romans. sometimes even directly from them, especially in art, where trope and theme were the same for the last 2000 years.

and i'm not speaking about religion, that was influenced from other religions coming from middle east and oriental countries, i'm talking about philosophy.

law and costumes, that define society as we know, come also from greeks and romans.

even anglo law system, that differ from latin one, come from it.

for sure not from vikings or german.

just a weeaboo will think different.

my fault anyone trying to explain to an ignorant american asshole how history worked.
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>>676148082
also, cut this "muh viking" shit and grow up.

they were useless and made literally nothing in world history.

deal with it fat nerd, there were no such stuff as "berserk pillaging europe and destroying civilization", those were the mongols.

study history, asshole
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>>676148082
Guys, we have a fucking retard here

>Get the fuck off 4chan newfag
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>>676146862
>we have a lot to thank china and the 'west' for philosophy for aswell

do you have a philosophy degree?

no?

i have, and this is litterally pure shit
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>>676148360
Sorry wrong one I meant >>676148277

Because mongols didnt pillage whole europe you fucking retard, only eat europe while the vikings terrorised whole of europe
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One of my fave bands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhf98IydQ0
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>>676148082
>too ignorant to live
>valuse
>laws and costumes
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>>676148082
>forgetting to mention that english is the romantic language most heavily based on greek
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>>676148277
>useless to history
they were why england and france became so strong.
they basically killed all the important people, and took over the area.
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>>676148461
another american dumb.

mongols made europeans shit themselves, as they conquered bit european cities during middle age.

the golden horde was a huge, well organized and efficient army that could easily outstand european's army and basically destroy europe.

it's not a case that biologists found tracks of mongols genes in europeans dna, they ruled and inbred with european woman during their raid in old continent.

vikings, on the other side, were a bunch of rags raping and burning some wooden village with their useless infantry and left literally nothing to western culture, except for fiction stuff that were invented during 1800
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>>676148277
you miss the point entirely, you actual fucking autist. people don't worship the vikings as some pillar of civilization.

civilized people are fascinated by barbarian savages. but most of the time those barbarians are shitskins, so we can't really relate. vikings were barbarians that were white, so there's a connection. hence the excessive fascination.

some people take it a bit far, granted. but you fucking sperging out over greeks and arabs and mongols is cringy and autistic as shit. gtfo.
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>>676148882
they basically killed all the important people, and took over the area.

yeah, sure, history for dummies.
degree level: assassin's creed
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>>676148907
>they conquered bit european cities during middle age
Sure you aren't confusing mongols with arabs?
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>>676148277

lol nigger you ever wonder why you call cows cows but the meat is beef?
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>>676148963
the point is, mister asperger, that even as barbarian they were useless.

they were weak, bad organized, poor.

they were the somalian pirates of 1000 BC, doing some raid in northern europe and terrorizing some useless village.

mongols and huns, and all the different germanic tribes that annihilated rome during 400-500 BC, were savage barbarians tough as fuck.

what people usually refers to is a unrealistic version of them that was created during 1800 romantic age and arrived to these day intact, but false.
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>>676149059
The mongols did take over a few cities in eastern Europe. However the person you replied to should still get his shit together and be more clear.
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>>676149059
>american trying to teach me history

arabians started to hit european cities BEFORE middle ages, fucktard.

ottomans also put europe on her knee but AFTER middle age, during renaissance.
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>>676119620
Runic compass, they say the ones who carry this on their body, will never lose their way.
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>>676149586
eastern europe is also europe, and they were a huge menace for western europe too.

probably the biggest threat europe had to deal with during those centuries.
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>>676148907
You must be new/underage.
please, type out todays date in numerical format, i have a hypothesis i want to test.
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>>676149424
With how you type, you are certainly underage, and/or a foreign retard.
either way, you dont belong here.
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>The traditional European method of warfare of melee combat between knights ended in catastrophe when it was deployed against the Mongol forces as the Mongols were able to keep a distance and advance with superior numbers. The New Encyclopædia Britannica, Volume 29 says that "Employed against the Mongol invaders of Europe, knightly warfare failed even more disastrously for the Poles at the Battle of Legnica and the Hungarians at the Battle of Mohi in 1241. Feudal Europe was saved from sharing the fate of China and Muscovy not by its tactical prowess but by the unexpected death of the Mongols' supreme ruler, Ögedei, and the subsequent eastward retreat of his armies."
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>>676126436
mfw this actually historically happened
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>>676150008
should i use the european format or the dumb format?
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>>676135982
What are saying here? do you mean berserkers weren't real? if so, prove it.
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>>676150139
not mother language english here, pointing out my grammar's mistake wont reinforce your point fag.
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>ITT: fat neckbeard poorly trying to defend "muh vikings"
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>>676148442
I'm random anon, not part of your bicker fest but ...
>philosophy degree
>not STEM degree
>not skilled trade
How's it feel to be poor all the time?
Do you hate food? Like....not want any so you chose being poor?
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>>676150325
So a pretentious, 16 year old europoor, who has been lied to and cucked by fascism his whole life, is on an American site, spewing his state funded brand of bullshit.
just another day i suppose.
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the vikings tv show showed a berserker last time, the dude was massive and fucking badass, too bad they had their gorgeous boy bjorn iron side rape the fuck out of him
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>>676150837
so a pretentious, illiterate american ignorant pretend to teach me european history.

go on, tell me about your contry's boring history.

kek.
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>>676122163
What season will they introduce the black warrior that all the men fear and respect and the women lust after?
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>>676148082
>>676145686
You're quite possible one of the dumbest fucking people I've ever come across on /b/, and that's quite a feat. I was going to make a list to refute your points, but everything is just wrong.

How the fuck can you try to preach about history, when you're so fucking ignorant about it? Seriously, open a fucking history book.
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>>676151379
are you even serious.

ITT plenty of illiterate asshole trying to teach history with their elementary grade degree, and yu still pretend to teach me something?

fucking please, "open a fucking history book" should be a reminder for yourself
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I think the slave trade was the vikings main industry.
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>>676151211
not sure, there is already asian women
not that I complain
happy how they fixed this 'diversity' problem
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