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Evening Y'all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8

Why are IDs even gone?

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But what if I'm australian?

>>676113857
Oh no lol

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>>676113857
then rip a skid cunt and or dose it cunt.

>>676113352
The "let's get rid of Indians" edition

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Christchurch reporting!

Sick of study, about to do a couple buckies and make some porridge
How is everyone's weekends going?

Dunners reporting, bruh

Dunedin in chch, my last night in shake city. Weekends been boring as fuck.

Super bummed they're ruining the groynes with that fucking motorway. Best dog park gonna be shit

ITT: smelly maoris

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avoid the Grampians, creepy as all fuck

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>>676115008
Could have come to Denny' visitor-kun
What'd you get up to around here anywho?

homeless /b/ro from the other night. living on campus now, got a place the next day

>>676115498
I could go for some Denny's now tbh. Absolutely fuck all, been a piss boring weekend. Hit up the dog park today, then sat at home doing nothing. My FAM never wants to do anything, its like drawing blood from stone. Should have visited when everything wasn't shut half the time, could have at least explored a lil

Welly reportin

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>>676115832
I would have been down for Denny's but too high for crowded places right now. Pretty keen on getting smashed seeing as CPIT isn't back till Wednesday. All we have is rum though and rum is hard to stomach after I drunk too much of it and put my ass through a window

There probably wouldn't have been much to explore besides malls, otherwise looking at how fucked the city is should have been easy. Notice a difference on the roads in comparison to your smooth roads?

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I’m posting this through a VPN, I’m being watched by very powerful people, but what I have to say needs to be heard. When this gets out it will shake the entire foundation of our country. I know it’s hard to believe just listen with an open mind.

THE SOUTH ISLAND ISN’T REAL

Before you start objecting let me give you some background into why the “South Island” is not just a fiction, but also an extremely useful one. The idea of a “South Island” was created and popularised by Captain James Cook (see pic above), as a propoganda tool to increase the prestige of gaining control of New Zealand where Dutch colonialists could not. Having two large islands rather than one made New Zealand a far more attractive prize and having lost it a far more painful failure to the Dutch. Britannia Ruled The Waves partly by inflating their own colonialist triumphs, fictional colonies abound in the history of the British Empire. In more recently years the “South Island” has been used to falsely inflate New Zealand’s population (for the purposes of election fraud), and explain away Government revenue that comes from secretive deals with foreign governments and multinational corporations (deals mainly involving New Zealand’s use as a CIA “black site” and sales of natural resources that the govt wants to keep quiet.)

So that’s the why, but what about the how?

To be continued in next post.

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>>676116886
I know a lot of you reading this will have been to the “South Island.” “How can it be fake I’ve been there myself. You can’t possibly expect me to believe that wasn’t real.” To paraphrases Adolf Hitler people will easily accept a lie if it is of such magnitude that to tell it would be unconscionable. People can’t accept that the government is capable of such staggering deception. But the gullibility of people has a limit, and no one would accept the “South Island” exists if they could not go there, and thus the government was forced to perform the greatest sleight of hand in human history. The truth is that all ferries and planes that travel to the “South Island” are secretly diverted to a sparsely populated area on the lower east coast of the North Island (see picture above). Within this area are several “Decoy Cities” populated by a staff of approximately two thousand actors. You know their names well, “Christchurch”, “Dunedin” etc. Only about 5% of the houses in these cities will actually be occupied, and if you watch carefully during visits you can often spot the same people carrying out different jobs during the same day. The actors move around and fill many roles in order to create the impression that the cities are well populated. Winding roads between the cities and strategically placed electromagnets (which cause malfunctions in the odometers of cars) also help create the illusion of a large landmass. Its “West Coast” is the result of classified holographic technology given to the govt by the CIA, this projects an image of the Tasman Sea that appears real to the naked eye.

But again you have questions. “Surely with over two thousand people in on this conspiracy some would have revealed the truth? Why has no one come forward?”

To be continued in next post.

>>676116975
There have been attempts by people involved to reveal the truth about the “South Island” but they have always been violently suppressed. In the most recent uprising almost 200 people had agreed to turn informant and expose the conspiracy, they were all killed. You may ask me “How can almost two hundred people be killed and no one hears about it?” But that’s where you’re wrong, we all heard about it. It was the 2011 Chistchurch Earthquake. That “Earthquake” was simply the cover story for a mass killing the likes of which our country had never seen. Didn’t you ever wonder why over half the deaths were in one building? The truth is they were summoned there, and to avoid suspicion they did as they were told not realising they were putting their heads through the noose. The rest were picked off individually, the collapsed buildings created by prerigged demolition charges to lend credibility to the cover story. Now you truly comprehend the scale of what happened and continues to happen to this day. Remember if you ever encounter anyone online claiming to live in the “South Island” do not given them any reason to doubt your belief in such a place. Their agents are everywhere. Just reading this has likely put you on a list for electronic monitoring. Try spread the word whatever way you can. Good luck.

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>Christchurch

Reporting. How are we fam

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>>676117048
>>676116975
>>676116886

wut

>>676116644
I might smash through my bottle of whiskey, but don't know if I want to be that hungover for my last day here. Roads are a shocker but my mums a shit driver so that may make it seem worse.

auckland actual fag reporting.
0626 anyone?

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>>676117152
same shit, different day fam.

So you nzfags decided to keep that rag-flag of yours ay? I guess you cucks like been confused for roo shaggers!

>>676117364
You mean, same thread different hour.

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so we keep the union jack. thoughts?

>>676117703
Fuck off aussiefag.

>>676117524
Considering the "roo shagers" decided to "copy" our flag i would think they wish to think themselves as us? no?

>>676117628
http://youtu.be/vKj4upY1VYI

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>>676117612
I guess you could say that.
>>676117628
Perfect cause
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>676117209
Just look at the facts.

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>>676117950

>>676117883
never hear people say " hey your from NZ", "No, actually im from australia" do you cuck! Also never hear people say, " hey thats theNZ flag flying there, oh what its the aussie flag, my mistake"!

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So who's going out bush for the Roar cunts

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>>676117628
We'll change it when enough baby boomers die that we can leave the commonwealth and secede from the crown.

Then we can get a flag that represents us; A majestic emerald Kea rising from the flaming corpses of burning kangaroos.

Thanks for all the Indians don key.

Hey don't bother regulating the amount of immigrants that overstay their visas. New India here we come.

>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>Indian guy from trust power

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>>676117841

>>676118406
Don't get me started, we're already running out of designated shitting streets

>>676118215
He has a point! But seriosly, fuck off troll and take your bait with you.

>>676118711
>fuck off cuuuunt!

>>676117048
south islands way safer, 90% of New Zealands niggers live in the north, gross

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Look at these cool 1930's Chevy's I saw in town the other day!

Hey, guys, has Rachel been back posting in here?

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>>676119012

>>676119012
Lol yea and where do you live exactly?

Your arse?!

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Fucking cunts who think they 'fought' under the current britfaggotflag. Bullshit, you fought for your country and are old as fuck anyway.

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>>676118215
>Flag Adopted: 14 April 1954

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️ R I T A N O N ️

>>676119222
Oh, hey, here's an idea.

Plant a vege garden, they are lovely this time of year.

>>676118991
Did you get your paycheck from John Key this week, shill?

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Dunners reporting.

Just woke up. Fuckin' mean, ow. How are you guys?
>>676114801
Hey, mate. You 'right?

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Ok guys who's going out or has been out for a roar yet, Im going out most of next week hopefully.
Also who's heading to beach hop cunts

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>>676119012
Does that beat Aston Martin Vanquish tho?

>>676119266
Really lovely
Is the bomb
Turns me on
Always there for me
Never says never
Oh yes!
Never says no

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>>676119238
>1902– (official, in use from 1869)

Ausfag cant handle truth

>>676119305
>trying to shit post but doesn't realize easter weekend is the biggest gardening weekend of the year and everyone is planting their wintrr and autumn veges

>>676119238
And this info somehow changes the FACT that you fuckers get confused for us, and not the other way round?

>>676119369
>You 'right?
I'll be honest I'm fucking loving it aye, lol...

>>676119500
How we get confused for you?

You're all roided no necked convicts

>>676119472
Oh, no, I knew that, that's exactly why I said they are lovely this time of year.

Wow you really are awful.

>>676119369
Yeah man, I'm alright, and you?
>>676119501
Bloody oath m9

>>676119602
Settle down, you're embarrassing us.

Let it go.
Have a milo.

>>676119313
nigger detected, us white folks actually have jobs that pay for your dole scum, go meetup at kfc with the rest of your filth

>>676119691
>Bloody oath m9
Still keen for later tonight?

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>>676119412
I see what you did there!

>>676119696
Sorry fam

Milo it is

>He will be back soon

>>676119388
I saw a lambo today, should have taken a pic and posted it as a Ferrari

>>676119764
Yeah, yours or mine g?

>>676119828
Nah he's gone forever

anyone got tins in Auckland?

>>676119924
>cake tins

>>676119837
Was it a fully sick Ferrari Mustang?

>>676119453
then say "six" or even "fish and chips", heheheheh

What did everyone have for tea tonight?

>>676120033
Fully sick mate, had the racing stripes to make it go faster and everything

>>676120031
are you the same fag that said they were selling seaweed last night?

>>676119801
Leave the kanga-troll be fam

>>676120114
Was it red? Had to be red.. Red goes faster

>>676119764
>>676119866
Baited so hard

>>676120116
>Bants.jpg

>>676120085
Bacon and Egg Pie with Chips.

>>676120116
are you the fag who was going to buy it?

>>676120207

nah, silver with black stripes

>>676120085
NOthing because ima broke ass bitch.

>>676119501
Chur, bro. Chur.
>>676119691
Yeah, still breathing. Get up to much?

I'm have a condition where if I don't smoke weed by tomorrow ill die. Pls help a brother out.

>>676120388
RIP

>>676120219
Yes, b8d/10

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>>676119012
Well as the plate says, first in 39 Chev.

the blue one in the back as far as i can tell is 39ish Nash. So maybe Layafette. Don't think there be many Ambassadors left.. Do want.

>>676120388
What do you want on your gravestone?

>>676120332
>chur bro chur

Since when did we let the waitangi weed wackers join in?

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>>676120388
Smoke up fam

>>676120553
This racist fucker probably voted to keep the flag!

>>676120501
Imagination is running wild, gonna touch hands a Lil?

>>676120288
Slow as then, silver slows you down, honest
>>676120332
Got up to nothing!
Tried tea tonight, not bad, could probably acquire the taste over time
You do much or just sleep? Haha

Anyone got weed in nelson, paying top dollar $$$

>>676120716
Only me and u bby

>>676120723
Yeah man silver is a heavier metal

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>>676120827
You tease me

anyone recognise this bitch?

>>676120913
That's why whenever I buy a car, I look for the rustiest
Because rust is lighter than metal, so weight reduction, bro

>>676121027
yeeaaa

>>676121019
I do it well

>>676120723
Haha, bloody hell! I've been drinking it since I was four, at least.
Can't even imagine what it's like to try!
I did a bit, but I got fuck all sleep last night so I crashed for some of the afternoon.
>>676120820
AAA+++, would trade again

>>676121027
Yeah looks pretty bitchy

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>>676121027
>>676121089
forgot picture, fak

>>676119382
What sorta ranges you taking deer at?
Was thinking of taking my SLR out, but its only got irons.

>>676121098
Just how I like it

Lennyface.pngpng

>>676121056
Solid maths, everyone knows rose gold coloring is in this season too

>>676121123
It tastes a bit better than what it smells like
But we've got no coffee at the minute, and I figured why not
I know what that's like, man. Wouldn't have missed much anyway, nothing happening today

>>676121056
Rust is heavier than metal.

>>676121356
cool it'll match my iphone

>>676120085
>fish and chips

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>>676121270
Oh hush, spare island.

>>676121147
>http://imgur.com/a/Uj0fO

Fuck off faggo. Gr8B8M80

>>676121270

Kinda funny really, one is a leaf-munching vegan, the other a bunker-busting carnivore.

>>676121356
You know it
Rose gold is forever in season
>>676121496
>Taking the bait..

>>676121589
say "fish and chips"

>>676121652
Thanks!!!

>>676121488
What tea did you have like?
Haha, desperate times, desperate measures, eh?
Yeah, word. We built half a fence and then stopped because we ran out of timber and everywhere's shut

>>676121972
Like kinda the cuzzy bro that ran outta scaffold on his way to the moon

>>676121522
>>676121755
TFW normie with champagne phone instead of hip rose gold

>>676121972
Honestly, I dunno. Is in a container in the kitchen
I think it might be Bell Tea? Stab in the dark though
I figured you drink it daily, so it mustn't be too bad, right?
Achieved more than I did today! 'Least something occupied your time for a bit

>>676119828
Are you talking about idbro?

>>676122109
This sounds like the basis of a Billy T. James skit

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Anyone recognise these birds?

>>676122445
why even live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_x1BDHt1OE

>>676122699
Nah, aussie joke about maori scaffolders.

Just incase you aint heard it.

Maori sets his heart on getting to the moon, would have reached it too had he not ran outta scaffold.

>>676122811
To one day become plated in copper

>>676122732
No but I'm pretty sure I'm in love with the one on the left.

>>676122732
do they like fish and chips?

>>676122638
Haha, tea is a fine art, mate! Needs more attention to detail than that!
What sort though? Like it's not some weird lemon shite?
Fuck, it could be terrible, but I don't know any other way of living haha
You just chill all day? Yeah, was good to just do something for a bit. Still need to fix the bloody car though.

>>676123023
Still here aussiefag!

>>676122732
>676121147

You managed to post the last one without a watermark... just fucking sauce us and stop wasting our time.

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>>676123022
>>676123023
more then

>>676123226
i dont know who they are

hiya friends :D

post butts or dix, gayboys ;)
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>>676123394
i forgot sign in pic, allow me to correct it

>>676123058
But I'm a coffee lad through and through!
Nah I think it's just OG flavour, but I could be wrong
I'm yet to meet an Englishman that doesn't like tea
Yeah man, exactly that. Considered going out but literally no where to go
Just small stuff though, right?

>>676123337
Then why should we do all the work for you?

Do you not know how to reverse image search? I found the last slapper for you..

>>676117338
>>676117338
Beachaven yo.

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>>676123093
go on you can do it, just say "fish and chips", you know you want to

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>>676123530
just trying my luck, someone might know her.. you dont have to do shit dickhead

>>676123891
Go find a req thread then faggot.

go nigger elsewhere cunt

>>676123891
These bitches are pretty minging actually, in the uk that means fucking ugly. Britfag here, just lurking.

>>676124011
Wooow, good one bro. If you cant help then just move on and shut the fuck up

>>676124182
Yeah not much of a fan myself, but fuck who cares

>>676124253
No, it means YOU should fuck off and make a sauce thread or ask a request fag to do it. So pervo stalker, fuck off, and take the kangatroll with you.

>>676124462
Other than shit posting, what are you contributing this thread. Go back to facebook buddy

>>676123470
Same deal, been drinking it forever?
Yeah, cool. Hope so, strange flavoured stuff is odd as fuck.
Nah, no such thing, mate!
You not just inside smashing chocolate eggs anyway?
Horn, rust. Seems like a mountain from here!

>>676124755
And posting pics of ugly bitches isnt shitposting?

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For some reason I'm sensing a little hostility in this bread, why don't we have some "fish and chips" and calm down

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Jenna Cuff, look her up on fb

>>676125070
Dont worry ausfag, one of the bros will make another nz bread in about 5 mins, you can go troll that one too.

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>>676123394
>>676123453

Nobody? ok.. :/

>>676125070
Fuck making me hungry man. Wonder if any places would be open still

anyone want to shout a /b/ro a sesh in auckland?

On campus at unitec?

>>676125407
>seaweed

You'l find someone eventually fam

>>676124764
Yeah man, drinking mouthfuls of the old mans as a kid when I was like 4 or so
Is it? What about green tea? I heard it tastes like dirt
Had a cheeky couple, but I got fairly bored throughout the day
I know what that's like, that was me prior to complying mine!

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>>676125283
go on just once say "fish and chips"

>>676125828
>fush n chups

Happy cunt?!

>>676125619
Yep, that's the one! Sounds like the same deal as me.
I don't like it, that's for bloody sure. Green tea is different though, don't have it with milk or anything and it's quite weak in my experience. Nice though!
Yeah, she drags on sometimes, eh. Got a fair bit warm as well.
Haha, you know it! Need to do it, I'm fading away without being able to drive that thing

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>>676125326
easter weekend, probably not, but yeah i'm starting to feel for some fish and chips, with lemon, vinegar and sea salt

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>>676126031
me happy, thanks

>>676126431
The life, eh?
Ah true, guy at course said it tastes like dirt, crazy healthy though, so I've heard. Japanese drink a lot of it
Did it? I stayed inside today, didn't get up til early afternoon, either
You'll be missing it, for sure!

>>676126463
>>676126805
I really want fish and chips now

>>676126834
Yeah, I've heard the same. I dunno about it tasting like dirt though! It's been a while since I've had it though, in fairness.
It's fuckin' bad for me, seriously! Need to get that shit sorted.

>>676127402
I won't throw myself in the deep end and try it, though! Step by step, although I think when we get coffee, tea will be minimal
I can only imagine, man!

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>Christchurch

Here as always

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>>676127283
Excellent choice!

>>676128014
>Christchurch

hey fam

Have been here for a while lurking but not posting. Am posting in bread so I can post in it but I have nothing to say. I am simply adding one post to the bump limit with nothing of value to add to the discussions at hand, as is tradition.

>>676128402
>>676128402
What're we up to on this mundane Sunday night?

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>>676128014
Hey Christchurch, everything okay after the fucked up earthquake?

>>676127900
Smash a bento box and some green tea, mate.
Get the full Westernised J-pan experience

>>676128646
Absolutely nothing. thinking about driving some tanks.. watcha few movies.

Wbu?

>>676128802
For me yeah pretty much untouched, few things closed and quite a lot of roads I would refuse to drive down, but mostly untouched.

>>676128963
Fuck all, probably just going to watch Fringe and play LoL

>>676123891

Check out wickedweasel.com.au and then look in gallery, bound to have the model names on the page somewhere.

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>>676128014
what part of chch?

>>676129300
I live near Bush Inn

>>676123891
those are some quality boobies.
shame about the retarded faces.

>>676119012
>Chinese Christian Gifts & Books
wtf

>>676128890
If I do it, I'll pretty much be Japanese, I've got the san-ni Skyline, what more would I need?

>>676128592
Hola

>>676123837
6/10.
fish too small.
>>676125070
4/10.
chips a shit.
>>676125828
6/10.
nice size fish, rip chips.
>>676126463
3/10
what is this? famine?
>>676126805
8/10.
crumbed fish is my nigga.
>>676128293
3/10.
fish would hold a lot of grease and I imagine it would be shit fish.
chips look dank.
>>676128802
4/10.
presentation a shit.
decent dize fish.

>>676129374

Damn, avonhead.

So you're a uni student or neet?

>>676119012
3 banks in close as proximity.
what even is this.

>>676129956
Haha, drive glorious Nippon god machine to superior Nippon restaurant, the whole deal

>>676130318
First year uni studying Commerce & Law, how about yourself?

>>676130458
Four.

ANZ is there, too.

>>676130624
I only counted ANZ, BNZ and WESTPAC.
Where is the fourth?

>>676130740
ASB. I think there's two ANZ outlets there too.

>>676130847
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU SEE ASB CUNT!

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>>676129241
Good to hear you're okay Christchurch

>>676130740
Isn't kiwibank across the road from BNZ?
>>676130511
They'd almost have to let me into Japan for free, at this rate!

>>676130892
I don't, but I know the place. Chill out.
>>676131142
Your glorious Nippon passport is probably already in the post!

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>>676130199
would this be okay?

>>676131088
fish looks like shit.
plastic and shit.
chips looks decent as for the dipping of sauces.
If only they weren't old potato.

>>676131518
fish looks shit.
cold slaw? you fucking what mate.
chips look ok.
dippy sauce mght be nice.

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>>676131518
or this?

>>676132098
fish looks dece.
chips look dece.
peas? nigga what!
also, plate is too small.

>tfw want to suck Dunners hot cock so bad.

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>>676131558
Dang, you one picky bastard

>>676132431
Scotty back at it again..

>>676132459
life is too short to eat bad fish and chips.
mushy peas? fuck off cunt nugget.
chips look like they are frozen. where the colour at though??
fish looks aight but looks like the oil used to cook it was old.
also, taking pictures of fucking fish and chips. lame nigga.

>>676132584
ew

>>676132584
No, someone else. I want to smell his hot cock soo bad.

>>676117524
>ausfag doesn't realise that nz flag is about 8 years older than nz flag
>ausfag thinks is edgy but is actually typical redneck australian
>from a country who copied new zealands flag and thinks they are original
Mfw >. <

>>676132695
Go to bed, scotty.

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>>676132193
what about a basket?

Any nudes? Nelson area?

>>676132757
>Someone else

I know who

>>676132431
y tho

>>676132886
who

>>676113352
NOT A FUCKING LEAF

Good Lads. Top Bantz.

>>676132879
stupid. the only thing that should come in the basket is the chips.
how the fuck are you meant to cut up fish in that cunt?

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>>676132657
who said i take photos of fush n chups? Just getting the pics off internet to fuck with ya

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>>676132992
hue
das mah filename

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>>676113352
>File: nz.jpg (36 KB, 800x400)
fail flag

>>676133279
I FUCKING KNOW YOU IDIOT CUNT!
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING CUNT IN THE PICTURE.

>>676133364
>Capsbecauseyelling.jpg

>>676120820
Hay Nelson fag you still on line

>>676133279
FISH DECENT SIZE.
CHIPS DECENT SIZE. LOOK SOFT BUT WITH A SLIGHT CRUNCH.
LEMON SHOULDN'T BE LEFT ON THE FISH LIKE THAT.
LITTLE SAUCE CONTAINER, I WONDER IF IT IS REFILLABLE.
a larger oval plate would probably be more suitable for this size of fish.

>>676121272
Hey thatguy

>>676132959
Yeah, who?
Will provide hot cock for ID.

Yo fuck yo wadup cunts. I just had bk

>>676133897
Tubby cunt

>>676133897
>BK

What you buy fam

I got bored and decided to make a parody of Dethklok's style of music writing with the theme of fish and chips.
It's... something.

-
Creatures of land and water alike gather around, for the tale of a soul as fierce as a Taniwha in a body smaller than a child, not wanting to end as fish and chips

A net cast in the sea drags you from your home
Pulled up by fishermen and you're not alone
A thousand of your kin silently screaming
Writhing to escape and uselessly breathing

Caught, killed, fried, served

The life leaves your body but your soul clings on
With hatred for your enemy, revenge has been sworn
A diner picks you out, making you order twenty-two
What a shame they know not what you're gonna do

Caught (from the depths)
Killed (by the air)
Fried (in the oil)
Served (with flesh hot)

As you hit the oil vengance infuses your tasty meat
Rage turning into spasms splashing grease onto the heat
The fry cook stares in horror as he prepares his final course
You're a zombie fish and your enemy's a burning corpse

Caught (trapped inside)
Killed (in revenge)
Fried (by the flames)
Served (vengance hot)

A gout of flame is seen bursting from the kitchen
Explosions of fire and customers try ditching
But they've ordered something fried and it's gonna be them

Your bones had been extracted
Revenge has been exacted
Fire consumes those who dared to
Come to buy fish and chips

>>676134045
Its cheat day buddis