Either I can last for over 10 minutes or my GF sucks at them

like 20 mins, havent met a grill with good bj capabilities

Yes. i have a pot going with some of my friends, first one to get me off orally gets the pot. it's 20 bucks to enter. It's sitting at 260.

I can't get off by either. Head is great, but I have the hardest time cumming. They'd always take too long and I'd lose the momentum. They'd have to be there for half an hour to make me cum. Not worth it. The pussy is always better.

>>676110722

Depends. If it's just physical, takes forever. If they are good at talking dirty, it can be fairly quick. It's all about their vocals, honestly.

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>>676111482
>>676111537
same bj dont do it, but handjobs... i cant

>>676110722
I came before she opened the fucking door.

Depends. I generally last a long time in general.

Also, most girls don't know how to suck dick, but I've been with a few who could basically make me cum at will. A blowjob from a girl who really, really knows her shit is pretty much the best thing ever.

>>676111756
i feel you

I've only gotten head from one girl. Every time, shed go at it for like 10-15 min then she'd get a text from her mom saying she had to go home. I never came. Shit sucked man

>>676111852
should have politely forced her to finish or something bro

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>>676111801
I need to just hook up with some real sluts. It's been a while since I've been with anyone. Too long man.

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>>676112001
>mfw raped by a gentleman

Too long. Have to ask girls to suck balls while I jerk off till I nut. I can't cum from having sex. I hate my sex life

I last forever during bjs.
Sometimes i have to kind of force it, if you know what i mean.

Been blown by a totall of 7 women. Not a single one had good BJ skills.
Most of them just out the lips around my dick and jus5 bob their head.
There was even 1time where its gotten so mundane that i have literally lost interest and lost my boner.

BJs should be foreplay only. Unless the girl really knows what shes doing.

She didnt take that well at all..

>>676112398
I feel you, brother

>>676112398
You cant be very good at sex then

I'm not 16 anymore. I have to finish myself off unless I'm having sex. Isn't that how most people are?

>>676112480
THIS. WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU SUCK DICK, YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE SUCKING ON THE DICK

>>676110722
As long as I want unless the chicks gifted

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>>676110722
Hj, forever. Bj, 10-20 minutes if I'm trying to hold out.

>>676112560
I'm not even going to argue dude. Not saying your correct just informing you that any response in opposition to this theory is no longer myself or representative of my opinion

>>676110722
source?

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Handjob usually takes anywhere between 30 min to 2+ hours. Chafing ensues. Blowjob cant get off at all.

>>676112175
Well, I'm an old fuck and I e been married, so these days, if I just need a really good fuck, I just get an escort. I'm too damn old to bother trying to pull sluts at a club or some shit. I paid my dues, I did that shit back in my 20s. No more of that for me.

I have one of my regular girls I see, gorgeous girl, not cheap, but looks like a model and fucks like a pornstar. She gives the greatest head I've ever had. She goes balls deep with ease, licks my balls my cock in her throat, girl does things with her mouth you would not believe. She once made me cum three times in a row, back-to-back.

...I think I'm gonna go book an appointment with her next week.

A long time. I have to tense my legs and thighs to cum errytime.

>>676110722
literally gota 45 min bj the other day. never been with a chick who loved to suck dick so much before. Gonna hit her up tn to see whats up

>>676111482
guy friends?

>>676110722
good long while, my girlfriend isn't amazing at either, her blowjobs aren't bad, but usually leads on to banging anyway so not left blueballed

>>676112931
so you are a pleb at sex?

Everyone in this thread is fucking lying. 'Oh yeh I take forever dude' means you're a lying shit or your girl sucks at both. I used to go out with a girl who gave the most ridiculous blow jobs in the world and I struggled to get past 5 minutes. My ex gave pretty terrible blow jobs and I'd still only get to 20 mins max.

depends on the situation. my ex gave me head in the back of a truck while her sister was driving and I was really nervous so it took like 10 minutes. she swallowed too. hot as fuck.

>>676110722
It is exceptionally difficult for me to cum from a blowjob or handjob. I'm 31. In my entire life, the i've only had the lady finish me off 4 time total. Three was with my now ex-girlfriend of five years (blowjob, but finished off with her hand) and once with an ex of three years (surprise bj, got me off with her mouth).

Took a good 20+ minutes each time.

>>676113423
See
>>676111801

Most girls have no clue how to suck dick, so yeah, it makes sense that a lot of the time it takes forever, if her skills are on point and she wants to make you cum, you're looking at a couple minutes, tops.

>All these guys complaining about bad bj's

Go to your refrigerator and practice on a cucumber or banana, feel the pain and lockjaw. Do that for 15 minutes over a bowl of bleach because that's what your balls spell like. Do that for 15 MINUTES at least then complain about bj's again you fucking retards. Also be sure to remove your own hand when holding the bj because the bastard finds it annoying for you to make it easier for yourself.

>>676113694
and in that either dude is too shy/embarassed/wte or the girl is one of those bitches that doesnt take constructive criticism

As long as I want

>>676113260
a couple, really cute ones too. I just can't get off unless i'm at my pace, which is... hard to replicated with hands or mouth. even a good skull fuck doesn't work.

If it's a hole that i can slam, repeatedly, without worry of teeth, then we are good to go; Hands don't have that good feel, but i've come closest via handy. Girl was so pissed.

>>676114003
i like giving head, and i'm good at it. i've gotten shitty and good, and fucking great BJ's, but nope.avi

>>676110722
Until my arm gets tired.

>>676114144
Well, a lot of the time the guy doesn't want to tell the girl she needs to work on her skills, because they're afraid of offending her and figure getting a mediocre blowjob is better than not getting blowjobs anymore.

>>676113423
Thats real man exact same for me I cum pretty quick

>>676114409
which is why there needs to be some sort of class or something, too many people afraid of sexuality

>20 year old
>cant last forever
>not even 20 min

how do you guys do it? do you guys just.. cant cum? or am i supposed to press my ass together or tighten my legs or wtf

Ranges from anywhere from 1 minute to 5, not normally any longer, though during blowjobs I rarely try to hold back from cuming :P

>>676110722
I can't get off to a BJ or a handjob

I've only ever had sex with my current GF
>Handjobs: 30-45mins
>Blowjobs: she "doesn't suck dick"
Kill me, sex with her has become uninteresting. I feel myself becoming more deviant every day.

>>676115283
break up?

>>676115283
>she "doesn't suck dick"
why haven't you shamed her?

>>676111698
Sauce?

I try to cum as fast as possible and get half my money back

>>676110722
forever. i never get them cause i last forever
strawpoll.me/7190803/

>>676115414
How?

>>676110722
I grew so used to my hand that last a LOT with blowjobs or even pussies, I'm a fucking sex god and all thanks to masturbation lol

As a straight guy, I've only ever came from one blowjob. From a dude. He knew what the fuck hewas doing, just kept sucking. Bitches are always stopping and ruing the mood with that "Are you gonna come soon?" bullshit. Shut the fuck up and keep sucking whore.

Never came from a handy she won't even try anymore bjs vary from the angle 5min-15

>>676116309
or you just like guys more

>>676116610
Nah, dude was hot for me and wanted my dick. Who am I to deny my fans?

>>676116610
this

>>676116818
show us your dic then

About an hour or so. Foreplay doesn't really last that long though

>>676116241
make her feel stupid for not wanting to do it. like its the normal thing to do. becasue it is.
ask here why she doesn't do it, and say that's its important to you.

>>676117058
You're no fan of mine.

>>676117268
She just puts on a sad face and says "but I don't want to" or "it's gross"

I've yet to find a girl who would have the strength or endurance to get me off orally or manually

>>676117393
we could become ones

>>676110722
depends. i usually cum like right away, so i pretty much have to get that out of the way and then i can last for awhile. handjob might take quite awhile (assuming i already got that premature jizz out of the way). bj could take anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes.

>>676117393
i can't be until i've seen, straight guys are top-tier for fags. I'm already sort of a fan if it counts?

>>676113010
Cool story bro

>>676110722
An hour or more as I can't seem to cum from a handy or a bj. I can go for quite a while from regular sex, up to an hour from that. I'm also 37 and have been at it regularly for years so I'm well trained.

>>676117435
you must have one gross dick dude, or maybe your balls stink.

>>676113423
I know right? It's almost like thy want us to think we're different people with different experiences and shit. I'm not buying it. If I'm a premature ejaculator, everyone who says they aren't are fuckig liars.

>>676117435
then you put on you're disappointed face. and end the sex for the night.

thats a manipulation face she's doing, cus you can bet the next guy (or last guy) made her suck dick.

she should love to suck your dick because YOU like it and she wants to please you. If she doesn't then that shows that there's something wrong in the relationship. I'm sure you do a lot to please her.

or you could eat her out and hope that she'll feel obligated to reciprocate. It will be terrible though.

depends on my gf's mood. If she is feeling lazy the bj can go from 10 mins onwards.
If she's really into and deepthroats me as well I could bust my nut within 2 minutes, faster if she acts sexy and asks me to blow over her face

Anout 45 seconds

>>676117480
>>676117548
Sorry guys, I've got to disappoint you tonight. Maybe I'll start a cock rate thread for easter. You'll just have to wait till then.

also pro tip if you get a girl and ALL she does with you is suck your dick. She has a man and think BJ's aren't cheating.

ironically sometimes these girls won't even suck their boyfriends dick. lol

>>676117435
is she in fucking high school? either that or youre nasty. do you give her head?

>>676116309
>straight guy
>can only cum from men sucking dick

Whatever you say buddy.

>>676118169
> what a faggot

>>676118169
It was once, and I've blown plenty of loads since then without the help of the superior sex.

>>676118053
b-b-b-b-b-but you're potential fans!

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BJ: Pretty long but it depends on the skill of the girl

HJ: like 1 minute of constant stroking, feels way too fucking good

>>676117852
>or you could eat her out and hope that she'll feel obligated to reciprocate.
Did that for a while and it didn't work. I don't do it anymore because I was sick of feeling like I was giving without getting anything back, shit sucks and the sex (when it happens, maybe once every 2-3 weeks) is boring, I hate it

>>676117777
I wash them both. She licks my balls cause she thinks its funny. But she absolutely refuses to even suck the tip.

>>676118053
Because those don't last 5 minutes and can't be posted anytime on /b/.

>>676110722
>>676111698
Ia bisexual guy once told me he cant cum to bj or handjob just vaginal sex or anal


So there you go

>>676118434
Tomorrow, if I have nothing better to do.

I've only ever been able to get off to a handjob from one person! One of my exes had this weird condition where she had clammy hands always. A fetish I still can't get over. Her hands were always moist. I still get chills at how much it turns me on. Now we are just friend with benefits.

Other than that I can't get off to hand jobs even if they are really good.

And Blow Jobs I've never been able to cum I always have to have sex to finish which takes forever.

> TLDR I love Doritos.

>>676118138
PLs refer to >>676118575
She is 19, I am 18, we're both at university been dating uhh 14 months now

>>676118575
Damn man, that's fucked up even outside of a sexual element. Relationships are about give and take, and if she ain't willing to compromise on this, I gotta wonder what other areas of the relationship she's being fucking self centered in.

That or her jaw is tired from sucking Tyrone's dick while you're at work.

>>676118575
>Did that for a while and it didn't work
then you have to get a new girl. She's doesn't care about you or respect your needs.

you can bet if it was the other way around she'd be pissed and telling all her friends how selfish you are.

and if you break up with her she might be nasty and say you have a little dick or something. Don't worry about that. She has no idea how to hurt you so she'll lie about it.

>>676118678

>Doritos

shit i forgot i had Doritos, thanks anon

>>676118575
Maybe she was forced to suck her dad's cock or something as a kid and is triggered by blowjobs.

5-15 for a blowjob, have never cum from a handjob. I don't really bother with either though because nothing's better than blowing your load in a nice pussy

>>676110722
Sauce plz

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>>676118987

Welcome /b/rother!

>>676119070
Oh damn. I wouldn't be doing it if I knew I was ducking it up for some other guy in the future.

came to this thread to maybe gain the least bit of happiness of never being with a girl or anybody..

>>676119161
Mmm wrong thread pal

2-3 minutes

>>676118575
Man up anon! quit being a bitch and tell her to suck it! She wants you to be assertive and she will stick with you longer when you tell her what you like and put your foot down! Bitches dig that shit!

Depends if she's crying or not

>>676119161
Man up anon! quit being a bitch and go out to the bars, go out to your school if you are still in school. Put your standards lower and most woman don't even give a shit about what a man looks like. If you're confident you can get some.
Take what is yours you deserve that shit!

Bitches dig that shit!!!

My women would suck any of you faggots dry in under 2 minutes if you havnt came in last 12 hours and not on drugs.

>>676119549
^This

>>676119549
how many women do you have? and how much for a bareback BJ?

>>676118575
>Did that for a while and it didn't work. I don't do it anymore because I was sick of feeling like I was giving without getting anything back
thats a valid response. its not fair to expect something when youre not willing to return the favor.

how good do you think you are at giving head? does she ever ask you to do it? maybe if you were really good at it she'd be more willing to return the favor, knowing you wont want to do it unless it goes both ways.

i pretty much only use bj's to degrade her before i fuck her. bitches love to be degraded if you start it right

My ex sucked at blowjobs. Teeth for days. I told her about it a few times but she never stopped with the teeth. So I just endured it and it never got me off.

married fag here

while we were dating she would blow me a lot. so I'd last a while about 10 minutes
now we're married and she does it so little that I last like 3 minutes.

the 10 minutes included a few minutes of teasing tho. soft and slow at first and hard near the end. cum wherever you want baby. oh in my mouth? ok let's swallow that yummy load

the 3 minutes is full speed get it over with already don't cum in my mouth oh fuck you came in my mouth I need to hack this cum out and brush my teeth immediatly while you're still cumming onto your stomach.
how was that baby?


don't get married

i always used to be one of those "handjobs suck, why would i want something i can do myself" fags. ended up with a gf who would press her tits up against me, chew on my earlobe and moan in my ear while gripping hard and stroking my cock really fast. like really fast, faster than i do when i'm beating it. shit was cash man. cum in 2 minutes, tops.

handjobs are now my fetish. most girls suck at them though.

>>676113010
Lol where do you live where there are escorts you can get weekly lmao, that aren't trashy I might add? Its most likely a stupid question as I have never researched local escorts. If you live in Thailand or some shit, it needs no more explaining. But how much are they usually? Or should I just find a desperate fat girl to fuck again

>>676120102
>don't get married
I've heard too many war stories to ever bother getting married.

women get married for very different reasons I'm noticing,

>>676120102
>the 3 minutes is full speed get it over with already don't cum in my mouth oh fuck you came in my mouth I need to hack this cum out and brush my teeth immediatly while you're still cumming onto your stomach.
>how was that baby?
that sounds absolutely terrible.

speaking of bj speed, do you /b/ros like it when they go into overdrive mode like in porn? or if they go fast at all? i dont, it doest feel that great to me. i prefer when they go back and forth from slow to medium.

>>676120644
not overdrive. but faster sure.

>>676119546
I wish that were true anon, but she literally curls up into a ball and scrunches her face every time we talk about it. I'm beginning to suspect >>676119070 is right kek

>>676119920
No idea how good I am but she's said she liked it in the past.

>>676121025
>curls up into a ball and scrunches her face
I hate bitchrs that try to act like they're 5 or like some stupid anime kitten.

anon you're kind of a bitch for putting up with that shit. I bet she sucks dick well, just not with you.

>>676110722

indefinitely, I may just have never had a good one but eventually I just masturbate into her mouth or fuck her because that shit isn't gonna happen usually

I give myself way better hand jobs than a girl ever could. open your mouth or bend over or hop on. keep your hands to yourself

It's relative. Some girls couldn't get me off at all with a BJ, some were about 25 minutes or so, the really good ones about 10 minutes.

>>676121139
well yeah, they all say that. its nothing to go by. does she seem like shes really enjoying it? could she be faking? does her pussy get super wet? is she moaning? is she breathing heavier? look out for those things next time you eat her out. if you think maybe shes not enjoying it as much as she should be, wait until youre cuddling after sex and just ask if she likes the head you give her and ask if theres anything you could do better, and just ask her to be honest. but dont make it into a thing, because it shouldnt be.

communication is important in any relationship. if one person is letting the other person think that what theyre doing is good, the other partner is never going to improve, and vice versa. both partners need to communicate about what feels good and what doesnt.

>>676110722
>so how long do you last with a /b/j or handjob
18 years...

>>676112760
Maybe we son't suck as much dick you do, anon

>>676121434
According to her, she has never sucked dick. She's been in two previous sexual relationships and one sexual encounter where her friend told her to give him a handjob and shit (can't remember how far she said they went) when she was like 11 or some shit.

I hate it, yeah, but she also cooks and keeps the apartment clean and shit.

>>676121890
She like pants heavily, doesn't moan much, idk probably not excellent all things considered to be fair. Like I care much anymore about that though.

>>676121890
she needs to suck his dick first before going back down there.

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>>676122104
>According to her

she had 3 BF's and a few you don't know about since she was 11.

cmon man. she's given head before. You just aren't being a man.


>he also cooks and keeps the apartment clean
great, you have a maid.

what a great deal.

Never had a girl make me cum cause of a bj or hj or if shes fucking me...gotta do the work myself...once i finished a girl and fapped while we made out to finish myself...sad af

>>676122104
>She like pants heavily, doesn't moan much, idk probably not excellent all things considered to be fair. Like I care much anymore about that though.
well like i said, if youre giving good head she might be more inclined to give you head, so you should care. you dont have anything to lose, just give her some great head once then see if shes willing to return the favor. if not, then go back to not caring and dont give her head anymore.

>>676110722
Seems this thread is full of cutfags who have lost all sensation in their penis head.

If vaginal or anal sex I cam last as long as I want by pacing myself and pausing or going slow occasionally. Doggystyke can go almost indefinitely so long as I dont get too into it.
My gf can get me off within 3 mins of head if she wants to. No idea how she does it, fapping takes 5-10 but damn she just sucks it out of me.

>>676122556
your a gay I think

>>676122666
>she might be more inclined to give you head,
if she hasn't given head in all this time, she won't later.

he's done enough to at least get some pity head and she hasn't even done that.

but thats his problem.

>>676122542
What do I do, then? I can't facerape her.

>>676122891
>if she hasn't given head in all this time, she won't later.
dumb logic and completely overlooks the point i was making.

if you give good head, but are only willing to give head of its returned, its incentive to return it. get it?

>>676122870
Nah i like women...maybe im gay idk...anyways i happen to like pleasing more than recieving, cause im narcissistic and it boosts my ego, if she thinks im super great

>>676123020
already told you. >>676118933

if she doesn't care about how this makes you feel , then you either need a side chick that will or a new chick all together.

I wonder how many more demands she makes on you.
I would be pissed as fuck. especially if I was the only one giving head.

Thats why I never give head first. girls don't like to give Bjs becasue they think they are submitting to you and losing their power. Unless you're ok with being her bitch.

>>676110722

>so how long do you last with a /b/j or handjob

Until the guy cums in my mouth

>>676123389
if you're good enough you can hopefully have a chance at her giving you a BJ? way to put that pussy on a petastool.
BJs shoudl be automatic. you've got middle schoolers giving head to each other just to keep their virginity. Yet this bitch can't even lick the tip?

nah fuck her.

>>676123577
Fag

>>676123626
its not putting pussy on a pedestal* (learn how to spell, dipfuck), its simple cause and effect. if he wants to get some head, thats a possible way to achieve that.

>>676123577
Queer

Shouldn't it be give great head/get great head?
If you're posting your shitty complaints but don't know what a clitoris is maybe you should rethink your approach.

>>676123945
It's more like it should be give any head get any head.

>If you're posting your shitty complaints but don't know what a clitoris is maybe you should rethink your approach.

>>676123626
also that ^ if you give shitty head what makes you think shes going to want to give you head?

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>>676123857
lol ok mam.
this guy will be waiting forever to get any head.

thanks for correcting my spelling.

>>676124124
lol no. you are a fucking kid.

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I have a weird predicament. First started getting blowjobs and handjobs with my gf and also condom sex. I'd cum p fast for both, like 5min tops because we were both virgins. Anyways, over the next year we'd transition to raw sex.
Blowjobs became harder for me to cum and more foreplay now, taking almost 20-30min for me to cum but raw sex I still bust fast.
Its been probably 2 years of raw sex, trying to slow down my breathing and taking breaks and shit but I still bust in 15min if I'm lucky.
How come I haven't desensitized to her walls like I did her mouth?

>>676124248
so what if you give her orgasms after orgasms. niagra falls of pussy juice all in your mouth.

and she'll MAYBE think about giving you some pity head. for 5 minutes. then clam up and say "that's it"

you can't say she'll try her best afterwards becasue she's proven she won't even try at all.

this thread is a joke.

>>676124314
actually i never have to ask, the women ive been with initiate it themselves. its only natural when youre able to satisfy them, they want you to feel good too. if you suck at sex, theyre not going to make a big effort. sorry your sex life sucks, bud.

>>676110722
10 to 40 minutes
>the 40 where on the road, needed to focus not to crash the car

3-4 hours

>>676124690
lol I get head without having to give head.

Its expected for a girl to do it. If she doesn't then she has to go. If she gives a shit about you she'll do it. if not then she wasn't worth wasting my time on.

nice assuming shit

>>676124603
wrong. do you still not understand the concept of incentive? besides, i said he could try giving her great head one time, and see what happens. its leverage.

read this:
>>676124690

i feel bad for you faggots. your sex lives will always be subpar, and your women will never be satisfied. stay cucked.

>>676124978
>lol I get head without having to give head.
you are 14

>>676111537
Same
I fucking love to get a bj but really hard for me to cum

>>676125091
>>676125049
>>676124690
you're a liar on 4chan, that has no idea what he's talking about.

if giving head first works for you , good for you,but thats not how all girls work.

And I don't think anons girl is that type of person to be reciprocal.

sorry you're so butthurt.

>>676125370
i dont give head to get it, dipshit, and i never said that. i simply suggested giving good head to see if that would work for the kid. i give it because im not a selfish teenager. like i said, youre 14.

>>676110722
I've had handjobs last 2 hours, can only jizz from sex.

>>676125515
lol alright dude. you are pretty hype for someone that has good sex on a regular basis.

learn to chill. I think you're suggestion is wrong in this case. And I'm trying to be diplomatic but you're still being a moron.
>you're 14
you're just sad.

>>676110722
I've gotten blown by 8 girls that I can remember. My one was my ex, and we were off and on throughout high school and up until about a year ago. So, about 6 years altogether. We taught each so fucking much. She developed this technique of sucking my cock where she'd do this weird suction thing when she'd press her mouth down around my cock. It literally felt like an orgasm EVERY single time she'd do the up & down motion. I don't know how to explain it and couldn't figure out how she did it. Fuck I loved that girl, but I moved to England for university, and we figured it'd be best to split. Could give the best fucking blowjobs in the world. In a 60 second time span, it already felt like I came 20 times.

>>676125901
underage b&

>>676114003
This. SO MUCH THIS.

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if im completely comfortable? 2 minutes, tops if she's making out with me while giving me a handjob, blowjobs last about a minute, jsut can't hold it

never been able to cum from either. i've only came one time during sex. i kinda had to hit it at a weird angle, and even then i had been been abstaining from masturbation and applying lotion to my dick daley for almost 2 weeks.

but damn, cumming inside feels divine.

>>676114003
implying putting your mouth on a soggy, wet hole is pleasant either. we both make sacrifices.

>>676113572
Those women obviously didn't know what they were doing. Giving a bj is supposed to be about giving pleasure, it's about figuring out what parts of the penis are the most sensitive to pleasure, and working at it. Two things I've learned : the Frenulum is a great place to exert tongue action, and, when taking cock into your mouth, clamping your lips closed around the base of the head and applying heavy, air-tight suction with your mouth. This takes work, and it takes an escalation of efforting, obviously, to work a man up to a climax. The work is worth it, of course, to get to swallow cum. Obviously, if a woman gives shitty bj's, it's because she's trying to avoid getting a man to experience an orgasm.

>>676126256
Go away devil dog

>>676126547
this gay man knows what's up.

>>676111537
I uses to be hard for me to cum too, until I started thinking about what was actually happening. This bitch is on her knees with my cock in her mouth. Everything she's doing now is dedicated to pleasuring my cock with her mouth. That did it for me

>>676110722
longer than phallus injection

>>676126547
>>676126650
Man I would like a gay blowjob. But like, ummm... from a woman.
I just feel like a man would have way better insight.

>>676117852
>YOU like it and she wants to please you

Wat

Good luck with your relationships man

>>676123626
>more immense than the infamous megastool
>still huger than the immense gigastool
>the only one able to defeat the weapon to surpass the metal gear: the terastool
>the petastool

>>676127349
it's literally no differetn than what the person I was talking to said
>>676124690
>they want you to feel good too


I'm just not going to be the one to first initiate oral sex in the hope that she'll reciprocate.

a lot of guys don't do that , but then a lot of guys bitch about their woman as well. they set those parameters early on and are dealing with the consequences.

you guys must be young. especially the guy calling me 14. lol

>>676126926
gay

>>676111537
I used to think that until I got a blowjob from a chubby chick. Would wholeheartedly recommend.

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>>676127686
>infamous megastool

>>676127970
yes! fat chicks are so grateful .

>>676127970
this

>>676127970
I always knew fat chicks were good at bjs but I just can't be seen with them in public.

Never had someone make me cum from a handjob/blowjob.

only one girl has ever made me cum with a BJ out of like 20> girls. I usually have to finish myself off

If im in control a BJ makes me cum in 10-15 mins max.

A handjob never works for me

bjmp

i can cum in less than 2 mins with a bj, even quicker with hj. pe sucks man

to the toppledolittle

3

FOR FUCKS SAKES REPLY YOU USELESS FAGGOT CUNT NIGGER JEWS

oh come on niggers fuck

plz respond

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>>676110722
I can last usually 45 minutes without going soft when straight up fucking whether it includes bj(few minutes), vaginal or anal after going soft I can go for roughly another 45/60 minutes until I basically collapse having never cum =/

I can cum with effort withing 10/15 minutes should the session allow for more time I fuck away till soft eat a bit of pussy (2/3/5 minutes) till hard and rock it out for the rest of the session

So its honestly too hard for me to answer how long I last because I get to fucking before too long and its been we love it

I try to make them last. My wife has delivered incredible blowjobs that lasted over an hour and fifteen minutes. Always explode like crazy after she blows me that long.

>>676114623
Half amputated penis helps.

>>676110722
cant get off with bj or head.

made my last gf feel all insecure about it.

she left me because i cant stand emotional intimacy.

maybe thats why i last so long

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>>676115414
>>676116241
>>676117268
>>676117852

taking sex advice in /b/

>>676120102

lol i am married too but i don't have problems like that
do you ever thought the possibility that you don't fuck her good?

>>676120102
>dont get married

implying im even capable of finding a woman to marry me

>>676120111
checked

>>676110722
Depends on how good they are at it. Real woman knows how to drag it out as long as they want.

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>>676110722
>tfw never

>>676112175
But you have a great movie taste as i see

>>676110722
As long as i want (or better as long as my gf wants

>>676136902

so true! but no Purity Fantasy. I would like it more if the girl knows what's up

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>>676113010

yeah, bro! Lying about escorts on /b/

>>676110722
very long.. because of insecurity about size of my D, i cant focus on pleasure

>>676112760y girlfriend just got that memo and started swallowing my loads its been a game changer I love head way more now but has to be done right

as a virgin with a blowjob fetish i feel like im gonna be let down lmao

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>>676138025

>taking as facts /b/ lies

>>676138025
I'd say it's usually hard to cum from that but it actually depends on how good she is. With some girls I've needed like 20-30min and with others only 10-15min.

why dont you losers all get together and play soggy sao you faggot fucks

>>676125600
this

>>676110722
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
https://mlmcl.co/tor

>>676111187
>Either I can last for over 10 minutes or my GF sucks at them

/thread

That's when my GF actually gives me one, it's usually sex and fuck all else with her.

>>676110722
hj about 15 - 20 minutes
bj until I go soft (I can't cum from oral alone)

It's worse when you've had one great BJ in your entire life and then you end up with a grill who just won't unless it's a special occasion... like the fucking apocalypse.

>>676119920
I know this feel. Done the same thing. I'm pretty good at head and most every grill I've been down on has cum buckets, my current GF is too self conscious and can't get off at all when I go down on her. Won't do BJs and her had jobs are fucking awful. She holds it like a precious snowflake and moves her hand a tiny amount really slowly. If she were doing it as a tease and denial fetish she'd be a fucking master!

>>676120111
Trips of truth

>>676141716
faggot of shuttahellup

>>676141870
Sounds like someone could do with a BJ...

I cant cum from a blowjob. Yes on fucking or hj

>>676115283
You need to dump that cunt immediately. You are wasting your time and ours, Anon. Do it today, you pathetic fucking cuckold.

my last gf could get me off 8n minutes with a bj... my current one on the other hand, has yet to get me off with her mouth. even riding me she has a hard time.

>>676143859

Fucking sucks, anon.

>>676118575
Tell her it's either the mouth or the ass

>>676118575
relationship? you're in a friendship with the wrong label my guy

>>676140644
I hate when they get to that stage. Worthless cunts

>>676127970
This. I have no idea why, but they're just great at bj's.

30+ minutes unless she's really young. Those 12 year olds make me blow fast.

>>676110722
hand job; ~5 minutes if she knows what she's doing

blow job: only one that ever gave me one took nearly 30 minutes. i probably need more to get a better idea on what a good bj is

>>676114003
yeah right most dicks aint the thick you stupid bitch

I really dont get the girls that are willing to fuck but dont want to give a bj or even an hj, what gives?

>>676115414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeT4c8dFfbI&list=FLoh3yG3GrrNJpAgrrkFf20A&index=14

>>676110722

Almost as long as I want to.. usually until she gets tired and I relax things enough to cum.

Same thing with any kind of sex.. and sometimes I just stay hard and can't cum for a couple of hours and whoever I'm with goes from "OMG EVERLASTING DICK" to "SHIT I'M TIRED JUST CUM ALREADY".

With the right partner it's fucking awesome, with most women I've been with it's only fun the first time around.

a few minutes before taking control and fucking her half to death. the only male way.

>>676145935
This is an easy one. They get complacent with you. These girls you're talking about I assume are ones youve been in relationships with, yes?

They get used to you. You know that moment where you stop trying to impress her and are more honest with her if she wears something retarded or if you don't wanna go out somewhere or if shes getting fat (or fatter, hell or skinnier) and you tell her without any hesitation? That's the "I'm used to the relationship" period. only she is doing the same thing with you.

Now she probably used to give head and hjs a lot, but now she realizes when shes horny she can just rub her ass against you or say she wants to fuck and you'll stick your dick in her and ride her while she doesn't need to do anything to get off.
She doesn't have to actually do any work, and let's face it, you'r a guy, most of the time you are on top, or you are hitting it from behind or whatever, either way, most of the time you are the one doing the work.

She has just figured out how to get off without needing to give you a bj or hj.
Yes it's bitchy.

>>676145935
they get pleasure from sex but not those things? It's not really that hard

If you can't cum from a blowjob or a headjob does that mean you are circumsized??

>>676114623
Whatch lots of nasty porn.

>>676120102
ignore this faggot
>>676120507
i've been married 6 years and sex is still 4/5 times a week going on for almost an hour or even more sometimes. I am very physically fit, though, probably much more so than your average /b/tard (not a gymfag just have a very physical job). basically me and my wife are still addicted to each other, though i wont lie there were times it definitely felt forced, but not right now and not for a long time

It's strange I've only ever had these problems people are talking about with girls not wanting to give head or hj with one GF I've head. Anyone else I've been with was DTF, down to give head if I asked, down to give handjobs.

Or maybe it's not weird, that particular girlfriend turned out to be a money grubbing cunt who dropped me for another guy. So my experience and opinion on them not wanting to do those things is simply that they don't really like ya all that much.

Had one girl who was super innocent but because of that she was mega gentle with her mouth and it felt ridiculously good, couldn't last long with that.

But also had girls who think it's amazing to suck like a vacuum cleaner and even sometimes use teeth like wtf. They're the mega confident ones who get pissed off when you tell them they suck at head(lol) and you litterally cannot cum if they keep biting your fucking dick. They watch too much porn. What looks good on camera does not translate to real life.

depends

last time I got a bj she was incredible and I only lasted like 45 seconds

the look she gave me while she swallowed my load is something I'll never forget

>>676113423
that's because you're uncircumized.

>>676146777
bullshit, i'm uncut and i stay solid for much longer than this faggot

>>676140644
>no one has mentioned bjs while standing or laying down

If I'm standing she can seriously blow me for like an hour before I cum. And this isn't even if she's bad. If I'm laying down it can take like or 10. And it's the same girl.

>>676134319
this

It used to take me an hour or more to come, but over time it gradually went down. My girlfriend got better at giving handjobs and I don't worry about how long I might take, so now I've been as fast as a couple of minutes.

It also was the only way to finish me off but now it's almost exclusively used when she's on her period.

>>676146865
yeah but it's your choice. at least you are able to cum unlike the mutilated peeps here

>>676146300
I meant girls who do it regularly at first and then stop doing it some months later or whatever.

But I guess your answer could still apply.

>>676146865
Trips don't lie

With bj's I can last as long as I want to, unless she does that special move with her tongue and lips.

A fast and hard hj will make me pop in about 4-5 minutes.

Thing I hate the most: a girl who thinks she can suck like a pro, but it feels like you stuck your Wang in an empty shoebox

>>676110722
Getting one like this gif? I don't last long at all. That shit is sexy as fuck.

>>676146865
Trips have spoken faggot

Around 45-1 hour.
And that from someone who know what they are doing.

Sometime I just give up get dressed and leave.

>>676112993
You're doing it wrong...

>>676147004
People only really stop doing things they don't enjoy or they don't get a 'benefit' from. A lot of men seem to be very selfish about oral, and this shows precisely that.

>>676147296
Except for the cucks in the thread who claim they lick pussy and get nothing in return. Silly fools.