OP GET IN HERE LINK DIED
>>676104009
kekekekekekekekeke
>>676104009
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>676104009
bumping for visibility
FUCKIN BUMP THIS NEEDS TO LIVE
We love you Noah!
>>676104134
Roll lets do it fags
>>676104009
So, you gonna send the dick pic?
OP????
bump, come back OP
Could you show me your dick? Itd make me rock hard.
DO NOT GIVE UP ON MALIK
>>676104332
I'm not OP, but I didn't see any new threads.
I'm the one who started the Facebook mess though
>>676104009
Well, good on you OP. Your life will never be the same from here on.
>>676104382
This
Noah, this is your chance to become gay. Also tell him "I want to eat my own love juice out of your hot ass"
>>676104009
I've always thought you were pretty hot, I'd love your soft lips to be around my rock hard dick
>>676104506
I am not Noah I just made a new thread hopefully Noah comes back
>>676104009
I want to ride your face reverse cowgirl while you suck and slurp up my delicious asshole. I want you to beg me to use you as your toilet.
>>676104608
oh well maybe he deleted thread to save his soul then
You know it's funny for the longest time I don't know what its been about you but something's always made me insanely horny and I pretty much pleasure myself to you every night. I think about just going down on you and you grabbing my hair and thrusting your cock down my throat. Until you flip me over and bury your dick deep in me and I just ride you like the stallion you are. Ugh I just want you so bad. If you're free why don't we maybe meet up? :$
I think OP abandoned ship.
Show me your dick.
>>676104577
Good winrar here
>>676104703
Maybe either way I wanna know how it turned out.
Anyone screenshot prev thread?
>>676104754
Op is the Top in this relationship
Poor Noah, he wont come back.
I still have my dubs that needs to be sentAsk him to come meet you now because you're so turned on by the thought of touching his well endowed penis
Also I'll lurk catalogs to make sure Noah didn't start a new one because right before 404 he said he was gonna
OP wont abandon, trust me
OP here. Sorry guys. It was making me uncomfortable to proceed. Good luck!
>>676104009
I'm sorry Malik. This was all one horrible joke that got out of hand. I'm sorry but I really don't feel that way about you or any other guy. I am now and will forever be a straight man. Sorry.
I'm here for you /b/ I'll never leave you
>>676105075
>not op
>>676104882
Well we can always switch it around
>>676105104
this is op>>676105075
>>676105101
Damn off by one.
>>676105104
I love you so much. Don't ever leave me
>>676105104
Today, OP was not a faggot by being a faggot. We appreciate you, Noah.
>>676105104
NOAH
>>676105104
OP you had a chance... WELL TIME FOR SHIT STORM
>>676105104
>Actually caring that it's Easter
OP IS BACK YEAA . LOVE YOU NOAH
i like the idea of you fucking me in the ass
>>676105104
Quick recap? I just joined
>>676105104
M for Michalah?
>>676105104
You make me so happy
>>676105104
Noah you badass
We still rolling?
I like you too. Wanna compare dicks? You first
>>676105345
OP gets texts from gay guy, dubs get you know the drill, massive amounts of dubs and trips, OP ends up ruining his life for us.
>>676105427
roll
>>676105104
OP was not a faggot
>>676105354
Malik
>>676105345
OP got messages from some gay niggerfag and dubs or 69 decides what he says next. They are near dick pics
1 of 3 options Noah.
1. Send dick pic
2. Ask for dick pic.
3. Both
I <3 you, OP. Now go get that guy's dick pic.
>>676105427
This
>>676105345
OP started chatting with a gay dude who wanted to ride that D. Dubs kept on telling him to make a move on the guy and he fell for it. OP is moments away from being fucked in the ass
Hey man. I'm really into this rape idea.
>>676105101
roll
I need to see a pic of your throbbing hard cock
>>676105427
Rolling
>>676104134
Roll
Post your dick OP or GTFO you niggerloving faggot
>>676105699
winrar
>>676105699
There we go!
>>676105699
WINRAR
>>676105699
WINNAR!!!
>>676105699
WINRAR
Drop him the link to 10 minutes of squidward choking on a fork and say "do this with my cock nigger"
Alright /b/tards listen up. Some new rules for the new thread since I'm not technically the OP of this thread. Since the old thread was so big and dubs were rampant, replies are now decided by trips (or higher), 66, 00, and 69. I love you /b/
Yours truly, faggot
>>676105788
Newfag
Dubs have not been so kind for Noah tonight
>>676105917
KEK!!
>>676105971
Agreed
What's your address? I'll come over right now
>>676105914
I want to see your cock. Show me?
>>676105914
Why don't you come over so we can get to it already? I'll get the lube ready ;)
>>676105914
Wait...this isn't Noah. YOU LIED TO US!
I like you too, do you want to come over now?
>>676105427
Roll
>>676104134
this roll
>>676105914
rerolling for this then
>>676105427
Go to his house OP, with proof
>>676106025
ZOZZLE!!
>>676106136
Yes it is you idiot
>>676106178
Roll
>>676106093
Op is clearly not straight though. He would have abandoned long ago if he were not at least bi curious
I like you too. I want you inside me. Show me your prick.
>>676106161
Double dubs, Noah pls
Please don't laugh but... my fetish requires a Big Bird costume and at least 5 pounds of chicken feed. Can I count on you to get those supplies?
I want you to come over my house tonight
>>676106246
Don't be rude to him he has every right to question my identity you fucking mongoloid