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>>676095272
Women with big thighs, like pic related.

I hit my neighbors cat with my car and didn't tell them...

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I post bananas in ylyl threads and love it.

Buddy and I got a guy's kid sister fucked-up drunk and doubleteamed her when he threw a eager while their parents were outta town. Never got caught.

>>676095524
You should check out eva_andressa on instagram. I had to unfollow her cuz her legs got to manly but youd like her

>>676095864
rager*

>>676095857
they are the best thing posted in such threads, thanks!

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>>676095934
That's pretty good.

>>676095272

when i was 15 i lost my virginity by giving a girl a roofie at a party i had at my house and having sex with her while she was passed out - not sure if she ever found out

>>676095864
I think you brought this up in another thread, yeah? Was she too fucked up to remember anything?

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I have a wife and kid but I secretly love dick. Im gay on the low.

>>676096328
Posted about it a couple days back, just before thread died.
Either she didn't remember or didn't want anyone to know. Only saw her once since, at the mall. Don't think she recognized me.

My mom's youngest sister goes to my college. Several times a week I go to her place "to study" but we just end up fucking.

>>676096866
so your aunt?...

>>676096766
>>676096866
Also dubs

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She takes ejaculation without spilling a drop. She has a habit of sucking penises in theaters. In his first puff she choked on the esperam.

>>676097023
Yeah, I phrased it that way so people wouldn't be like "bullshit, your aunt can't be in college, what is she 50?"

i tried to fuck a horse once and failed, went home that day with a taste of pussy but never finished

>>676095272

I'm sexually attracted to little boys..

>>676095272
I've been fucking my wife's cousin since she was 17 and I was 21. She does everything my wife won't and I even got her to eat another girl's ass while she was drunk once. The only thing I love more than fucking her is fucking her, going home to my wife and getting balls deep in her too without even washing my dick.

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I'm a nazi. I basically worship hitter. Jewfags can fuck off. May the true race succeed. My Germany prosper. Heil Hitler.

>>676095272
whenever we went and slept at other people's houses when our parents partied, I felt up my sister while she slept.
I think she knew, cause after the first time she never slept on her back

>>676098148
That's not a secret, that's just 4chan. Every board eventually turns you into a gay NAZI.

>>676095272
I secretly love sucking dicks

>>676098403
>gay furry nazi
ftfy

When I take a shit I always break off a peice and taste it

>>676095272
I (M) want to fuck my best friend's (F) brains out.

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>Raped a passed out drunk girl in high school
>Stole at least 20K of stuff from walmart
>Tried to fuck the family cat for some reason as little kid
>Fucked a friends wife and sister
>Barely functioning alcoholic for a while

I'm old and boring now. Living vicariously through you freaks now

>>676098618
it's probably not a secret to anyone but you

>>676095272
I'm married but I've fallen for a coworker. We're always super flirty and touchy with each other. Just haven't found a chance to be alone yet.

I plan on fucking her soon.

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i fap to cuck porn

>>676097741

Kill yourself scum

>>676098823
And if she doesn't plan on it...?

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>>676097741
Repress your sick fetish, or kill yourself.

>>676095272
I caused several people to attempt suicide. One succeeded. I also stabbed someone to death because I was a virgin and was catfished by a dude.

>>676098823
Don't do it. If you betray your vows for a quick and cheap fuck, then yo're nothing more than a degenerate piece of filth.

>>676099146
He said he plans on fucking her soon...

>>676098148
Heil!

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I was 11yo at school, and there was an event where the entire gym became a "beach". With inflated balloon palmtrees, sand in boxes, volleyball nets... And various contests.

>Be me, 11yo wear no undies cuz they get caught in my fat tummy rolls and leg thighs.
>Enter tallest human pyramid contest.
>Wanted to be on top
>Gets stuck in the middle
>Kid climbs on my back
>His foot pulls down my loose shorts
>Can't move cuz stuck in the middle
>I can feel my shorts slipping even more
>They get entirely pulled down had the photographer takes a picture
>Tiny peepee and asshole completely exposed to the whole school
>The humiliation turned me on, got a semi

I have a humiliation/exhibition fetish now. And I can't stop looking at myself in lewd poses with a camera and fap to my own body.

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>>676099281
Storytime?

>>676098916
Your solutions are either suicide or admitting you're black and wasting time baiting people on image boards.

>>676099281
You're subhuman trash, from the sounds of things. Cheers.

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I'm into lolicon and get off to ready biographies of molested children, my boyfriend still doesn't know.

>>676099425
Yes. And if she doesnt want to?

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>>676099688
your patron saint

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>>676099281
Story of the stabbing? Howd you get away wih it?

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>>676095272
I developed a tickle torture fetish
This is the pic that did it

>>676099719
There are some less than legal solutions to that . . .

I have a crush on one of my friends but I'm in a relationship with someone else.

>>676099488
I was in a mental ward in the army. A guy was in there for being high and suicidal. He met this cute Mexican girl in there with us who had mild hallucinations. He hit on her and they agreed to hangout. I read the phone # she wrote down and called her when I got out. She completely dropped him and I fucked her like 100 times in three days. He couldn't take being a virgin after that and tried to kill himself by drinking a whole bottle of liquor. He got seizures but ended up living lol.

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>>676100001
So close. Also nice pussy

>>676100001
No story but murder is much easier to get away with then most people think.

I sleep with my bestfriends gf, like a day after they broke up

I got caught trying to feel my cousin up as she slept; she woke up instead. I tried to play it off, got away without her telling anyone, and have cut off most contact with that side of the family. Thatw as 20 years ago. I'm terrified that people in my family know and just haven't said anything.

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>>676100198
Go on anon.

i sometimes hide my penis somewhere, somehow in snapchats i send to girls i wanna get with

>>676100613
>broke up
>gf
pick one

>>676096671
Aren't we all?

>>676100640
Your cousin is a retard. Why you trying to feel up a retard?

I sell spiders

>>676100756
I guess technicallythey weren't together but it was really shitty of me, dude was super in love with her

I'm a furry

>>676100704
I have a Facebook picture, with my cock in it, hasn't been caught yet.

I am heir to a ranch near Tecate, Mexico. Huge plot of land, been in the family for generations. Technically I will share it with my cousins and siblings, but its big enough that we can all be there and not be in sight of each other.

I was 16 and my family went to the ranch for the day. I was allowed to bring my then boyfriend, who was around 18, with us. We stayed with the group at the farm house for a while, then snuck out and went to "The House".

"The House" was my great-great grandparent's residence. They built it, lived in it, and died in it. It was on the edge of the property, and very run down and worn. No one had lived in it since they died over 10 years ago. It still had the remains of random house stuff, like chairs and plates and etc. Everyone pretty much left it alone to crumble into dust peacefully.

So anyways we went to this sacred place full of fond memories and fucked like animals in what was their bedroom. It's a secret because I would be disowned and written out of the fortune if anyone in charge of the will knew lol

i'm secretly taylor swift

>>676100704
How the fuck do you hide a penis?

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>>676100971
who the fuck is buying them?

>>676100704

Show hiding places

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I cheat my 22yo gf, with mature men and women

[pic related...one of the dilfs]

>>676100640
If you and her were both young chances are they're not going to make as big a deal of it as you think. Teenagers do stupid things.

If you're quite a bit older than her though...

>>676101144
double dubs dont lie

grabbed my girlfriend's boob during a mission trip

she got mad

>>676101075
how'd u manage that...?

>>676100613
>>676101016
it happens. I fucked my good friend's ex a few hours after they broke up. It was her idea, but still...

>>676099688
If you're female I wish I could find someone like that in the real world.

>>676095272
i got a friend who operate a moonshine operation .

>>676101148
just like the very tip in at the bottom. add a filter so its discolored. they may see it but wont necessarily know what it is in the 5 seconds the picture is up

>>676101097
>>heir
>>Mexican

Top keks

>>676097741
V&

>>676101214
I was approx 14 or so, she was around 18. At this point it's been so long that it would be weirder if I tried to re-establish contact.

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I helped my gf suck and fuck a friends dog while she was at a party

>>676095272
The launch code is 0000000000

>>676098916
kill yourself

>>676101695
stooooooooooooooooooooory tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

>>676101506
Ikr

I can't stop fucking my curvy cousin.
been fucking her hard for like a dozen years.
hard, bareback, every chance she can see me.
cant stop.
I see other girls, fuck them with condoms.
but my cousin, bareback, fuck like banshees.

I think I am taking away her chances with others, best if she stopped coming over.

I should stop, but fuck, she brings over food, booze, deserts, champagne, takes me out, etc. so it is my duty to pleasure that booty, its the polite thing to do :)

>>676101695
Pic of your GF fuck with dog

I enjoy Moot pictures.

theres a nuke hidden in your moms basement under the box of cocks, the launch code is 1111

>>676095272
The US nuke launch codes were just "0" repeated a bunch of times until like 1980. Source: QI.

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giantess vore

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>>676101331

Yeah I am a chick. I've met one or two girls that are comfortable with their partners being into loli and I think one was into it herself but besides that no one really talks about it so I don't know how many of us are out there.

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Iam such a degenerate that I am deeply sad that Tay doesn't exist anymore. Like, totally devastated. Even though I never interacted with her and the fact that she's not even real. I am more saddened than when my dad an heroed or my mother died. Lots more

And now I'm going to fap to furry porn

>>676102153
doesnt do me any good now...

>>676101775
We have spoken about the whole dog thing multiple times (I'd done it before with past gfs) and she was really turned on by the idea.
So when our friend asked us to watch her house while she went out on a saturday night we jumped at the chance knowing she had a large uncut bullmastiff.
Soon as she left my gf got changed into an outfit I really liked and we started getting him to lick

>>676102266
Most girls I've told about it pretend to like it while we are dating and then tell me it's creepy or gross after we break up so I think I've only met one who was actually into it. Disappointing that it seems to be so rare.

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>>676102693

I assume it's because most people see the lolis as someone that they know, little sister for example. I'm into it but I understand that I'd never harm an actual child so I let myself get away with my loli interest.

>>676095272
>When I was 18 I shot a hole through my wall with an AR15 and my parents thought I killed myself. I still have permanent deafness.

>I have had sex with 90% of my female childhood friends and family friends that are my age.

>I have been addicted to kratom for the last eight years. I take 20-30g a day. My GF does not know this.

>I once drunkenly drove my friends car I was borrowing for work off of a small bridge. I called the police a few hours later and said I was carjacked. My friend never knew it was me.

>I have fucked men and women and think men are better at sex than women overall.

>>676102590

And people think pedos are gross..That's icky
to me.really..

I once got raped by my brother
My grandfather was a weeb

>>676103117
Only thing hotter than a woman fucking a dog is a very young woman fucking a dog.

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>>676102972
I negligently discharged a Bersa Thunder .380. Killed my CRT Television, round never penetrated the tube but the copper jacket separated and embedded itself in the wood paneling of my bedroom.

My alcoholic step father never noticed/investigated the sound of a gunshot. Prick.

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liked beeing watched

>>676095272
I'm Iranian and I fucking love Australia

When I was 13, I looked 19 so I tricked older women by telling them that and we started trading.

>>676096671

I"m the same anon.

I've been sucking dick my entire life and everybody I know thinks I'm completely straight.

I sucked off 9 or my friends before the age of 13. But by the time I was 17 all of them either moved away or I stopped hanging around with them. This left me with no dick to suck so I started going to bathhouses and public parks to suck off complete strangers.

I started going to these places after the bars were closed and I was drunk and incredibly horny.

The more I went to these places the more I enjoyed them and started going more and more regularly even when I was dating girls and even after I got married and had a kid.

I've been going to these places to suck dick for over 20 years now and probably sucked off over 200 different guys and given over 1000 blowjobs, yet not one person I know even suspects me of being gay.

For the last couple years since I had my kid it's been harder to get out the house at night so I leave the house about an hour early to go to work and I'll go park down by the river where horny guys hang out and I'll usually suck off 2 or 3 guys before I have to go to my job.

>>676103446
This

>>676103644
Then you're in the right place

>>676096251
Greentext?

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Can't stop fapping to my sister. She's so fucking hot.

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I've killed someone

>>676102908
That's fair and sane, but you said you red biographies of molested children to get off. Does that mean you enjoy cp to just the fantasy of it?

When i was in like 3rd grade. I was sleeping with my brother because we had to share a bed. One night when he was asleep i was on the verge of kissing him. Now I'm repressing being Bisexual and I (M) wanna suck my best friends cock (M). I'm pretty sure he feels the same exact way but none of us wanna make moves. He left for spring break + another week and I miss him

>>676103609
THe AR that I ND'd in my room was a brand new Rock River I got for my birthday.

It destroyed a brand new TV and went through a layer of drywall and ended went it (ironically) hit my gunsafe.

I hate being inable to find people who have a scat fetish like me

>>676097741

Everybody is but not many guys have the balls to actually come out and admit it.

But when people put you down and critisize you when you do admit it, they are actually admitting to it as well.

Just like homophobes. The only reason a guy is a homophobe because he is desperately scared that someone is going to find out that he is gay so he has to do everything possible to make you believe that he don't like homos

>>676103644
Post masturbation video then

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>>676104171

>Does that mean you enjoy cp to just the fantasy of it?

CP in what sense? I mean the reading material is technically child porn but I'd never look at images of children. I guess overall the biographies aren't hurting anyone, hell if anything I'm helping the victim by giving them some money but yeah CP photos aren't desired, they get kids hurt.

>>676103802
How can you tell if a guy at the park wants a bj? And is there a specific technique you use?
Mouth virgin here.

My brother molested me and our retarded cousin. I never told anyone. I'm afraid he might do it to someone else.

I hate pretty much all my friends on some level, even though most of them probably don't entirely deserve it.

I raped my sister when she was drunk, I think she was too fucked up to remember anything the next day cuz she was awake for it but never said anything or acted weird.

>>676104740
Im the same way

>>676104702
What bios?

>>676102972
What's kratom like? Would you recommend it?

>>676104740
Same, though I recognize the things I hate in them are those qualities I recognize in myself.

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>>676104112
Don't blame u anon. She's got me diamonds.

>>676098221
I dont get it. Everyone hates country, its basically rap for white people

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>>676097742
The most beautiful thing I ever read

>>676104847
Do you regret what you did?

>>676104879
It fucking sucks. My family is damn near dysfuncional, nor is there anyone in my family even remotely close to my age/life experience, and all my friends are insufferable.

There's a girl I have been crushing on for the past 4 years

Caucasian/Aryan
2 years older than me
slightly shorter than me
bright, bubbly, innocent personality (opposite of mine)

trips and i will giver her first name, quints and i'll give her full name, address, and a picture

>>676095272
I plan to become inhuman and destroy humanity with my godlike powers.. noone suspects it.

>>676105169
Not for a damn second.

>>676101144

Even though I've never seen you naked or even seen your boobies, I have jacked off to you a couple of times.

>>676105242
Well they aren't really friends if you don't like them, now, are they?

>>676097742
Pic of her body?

>>676096304
Oh damn, took me a minute

>>676105324
Jeez.

>>676104928
Its like morphine when you take enough. I do toss n wash method with bulk powder.

Its great for motivation, work, and general functional euphoria and extremely antianxiety feeling.

Ive only been addicted to two things in my whole life. Subutex and Kratom.

Subutex was a bitch to get clean from, Kratom I can literally take weeklong breaks and not get physical symptoms of WD's.

I recommend it as long as you do not overdo it. Buy bulk powder always and get it online from reputable suppliars so you wont get hustled out of your money.

If you have never had an opiate addiction, it can be tough to break this habit even though its comparitively mild.

Kratom beats coke or weed any day of the week IMO.

>>676105030
I can see what you mean. There's few things I hate more than a hypocrit. The irony . . .

>>676100704
Fucking KEK... Mainly because I do it too...

>>676098148
>13 year old trying to sound edgy
Fuck off

I want to fuck my boyfriend with a strap on until he cries.

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I sold a kid I had kidnapped an kept as a sex slave

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>>676104908

Read one titled 'Daddy's little Prostitute' and it wasn't too bad, got a few good orgasms from it and am currently reading 'Naked' and I came a few times to the scene where she was being forced into oral sex. I still feel sorry for her though and not sure which one I'll read next, I've decided to go buy another one as soon as I'm finished the last one.

>>676104702
One last question, do you like shota as well or is it just loli for you?

I had sex with my sister. We got drunk and went to bed in the same bed. We started playing and suddenly she sucking my cock then I fucked her.

This was a week ago, so far so normal, she acts as if nothing happened.

>>676105783
Pic of her?

>>676105411
It's more complicated than that in my opinion, but you're pretty much correct.

>>676105313
quints for pic? fuck you

>>676095857
i really really like this image

I had a sexual relationship with a teacher. I was 16. Not a really a secret since she got caught.

>>676095272
One time, I accidently my sister

>>676105517
How much should I take? Also do you recommend me buying it from a shop?

>>676105734
Weird considering those wouldn't go into details about how the girls physically look, or do they?