If you wanna start a thread you've gotta have material

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>>676093021

Not greentext but I just put out a few new drunken keyboard slappings:

The Games We Play (abuse) - Part 1 https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36649

The Games We Play (abuse) - Part 2 https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36650

A Ukrainian Easter For Hugboxers - https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36663

A Ukrainian Easter For Abusers - https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36664

Fire away bitches. Yippy in this thread.

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>>676094446

Kill yourselves. Jesus Christ the cringe.

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>>676094558

>>676094632
ok I'll try my best

>>676094632

Just some guys playing around with a little of the old science fiction.

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>>676094668

>>676094833
Please do.
>>676094899
You're worse than furries, just sayin fam

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>>676094952
and thats all she wrote (series name is the filename)

>>676095097

So why are ~you~ in this thread then?

>>676095275
You cringey faggots always reply to me, that's why. I'll bump your garbage thread without saging for this reason alone.

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>>676095189

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/artist%3Amutagen/1

>>676095902
this guys art creeps me out for some reason

Nice thread autists.
>>676096312
>for some reason
Gee I wonder why

>>676093021
That pic is trying just a cheap ploy to try to rationalize your autism to yourself. Just accept the fact that anyone that enjoys this shit is autistic.

>>676096617
Lol we love you

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>>676097070

Lol we're past the point of giving a hoot

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My favorite.

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>>676097965
So I was about to start drawing Fluffies myself kinda like Wolf's art style. Trips decides what I work on. Ill finish it hopefully in a day or so.

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Genuinely curious here, are you supposed to feel anything but horror or revulsion as you read these? Or does that just mean you don't have terminal autism?

>>676098226
Life of ferals in the city

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>>676098370
Don't question the feels

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Need a bump? I gotchu fam

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>>676098524
It's a good feeling being needed for once ain't it?

>>676098719
>>676098524
You're not larry, BRING BACK LARRY

>>676098800
Double dubs demands it

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>>676098801

Too late for fluff thread

>>676098226

Since I namefagged myself earlier in the thread >>676093955 would you take a request without trips?

>>676098370
Most of us are jaded, angry, scared individuals. Some of us have seen and done unspeakable things. I've killed my share of problem animals, and a few problem humans. This is just a way to... get the edge off....

>>676100379
edgy faggot

>>676100529
Very much so. Now be a good boy and bring daddy another beer.

>>676100492
A basketball? In MY anus?

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>>676100751
A dick? In my ass? dont mind if I do.

>>676100703
I didn't actually know my dad too well. We met like once a month or so and got pizza.

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>>676096312
Thanks. Love to hear that.

>>676101244
Anon. It's dad. Bring me another beer. Before i have nam flashbacks and mistake you for a gook.

>>676101167
Something better to do? With MY time?

Lol kiddin just the first thing that came to mind

>>676095189
Don't waste posting this crapy series

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>>676101167
The fuck is this shit? Another furfag poster?

>>676101379
I like this dad more than my own.

>>676101597
Who you calling furfag, furfag? I bet you don't even suck dick.

>>676101597
We knew you'd find a friend one day bud

>>676101378

Mr. dust_collector? Izzat you?

>>676101622
Glad to hear it.... you squinty eyed bamboo gobbling gook,,,,

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>>676101710
Yup. Was writefagging until now, but decided to take a break.

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>>676101692
Only with friends

>>676101880

Ha! I'm yippyskippy1909. I guess we both hang out in these threads...

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>>676101906
I kinda want to be your friend......

>>676101906
Larry would never admit to sucking dick.
GIVE US LARRY

>>676101880
This one is my favorite one. it reminds me of The Great Gatsby.

>>676102031
Oh, hello. Nice to meet others here. Wonder who else lurks here.
>>676102220
Cheers. Designing jewellery is always a treat.

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>>676102062
I kinda wanna be your friend too.

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>>676102763
crimsonfox121 on steam. If you're interested in being friendly.

>>676102994
I will add you tomorrow. Im on mobile currently and dont have the steam app. Screencapped your name though.

>>676102994
Noted

>>676102994
>crimsonfox121
roleplaying furry faggot spamming fluffy threads.
damn we hit a low.

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>>676103273
Forgot to drop a pic

>>676103273
>>676103325
And then I added everyone.

>>676102555

Couldn't tell ya. Add me as a fan of your artwork though.

>>676097827
>Stab 'em with your hobo knife
Gets me every time man.

>>676103378
I've posted quite a bit on this thread before it died down. Didnt porn it up till someone mentioned blowjobs.

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>>676103433
My username starts with signet. So you know who you are looking for ;)

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>>676103379
This is now a gfur thread.

>>676093276
Poor little things.
I would give them all the food they need.

>>676103447
Love reading that. I've just started a new one. With tentacles and tongues protruding from them and stuff. Even though these are "just" fluffies, I don't consider any effort spent on drawing them as wasted.

>>676103674
Sounds good. I'll keep an eye out.

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>>676103813
Nope, still a fluffy thread with the usual spammers

>>676104056
what he said

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>>676104056
I admit this one was pretty great.

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>>676104278
Damn, hot

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>>676104438

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>>676104413
Everyone loves a good knotting.

>>676104678
Your mom would agree

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>>676104413
What is it that turns you toward sexual fantasies involving animal men? Is it the fear that a human man would just abandon you again?

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>>676104678
I need a bad dragon dildo with one before i jump on that wagon

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>>676104666
All hail Jellen trips.

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>>676104874
I actually own the gryphon. Knot is fucking huge though.
>>676104862
Well, imagine something you find attractive, now add a layer of fluff to it. Like tits with fur have to be the softest thing on earth.

>>676104874
ayy i read this one

>>676103953

Myself and the rest of the Booru will be looking forward to it.

My next story is just a shortie about a super obsessed train/railway fanboy who buys a foal on a whim, takes it for a ride on his G scale garden setup and things predictably go south in a hurry.

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>>676104899
I post a jellenheimer and I get 666 trips, it a sign!

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>>676105310
More jellens

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>>676105206
Im too poor to get one atm :<

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>>676105497
There's a jellen in here somewhere

>>676105525
>i still live with my parents

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>>676105525
love that image. And my ex gf and I used to use the knotted cock sheath too. bad dragon is fun.

>>676104666
oh fuck this is 3Scary5Me

>>676105206
Would you let a man plow you

>>676105206
C-Can you actually fit the knot in? Also, i wish i could have as "normal" a reason for being into fur as you, cause mine is... Kinda fucked up by comparison.

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>>676105241
I might finish before the end of Easter. I'll try to anyway, though I need to fertilize my garden and plant the lettuce. And I'll check your stories out. I need a good fluffy read anyway. There are so many stories posted I'm always at a loss when looking at them.
>>676105310
That's the power of Jellenheimers.

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>>676105864
I have.
>>676105874
Sometimes, depends on the day... Usualy have to shoot a shit tonne of lube through the cum tube..... Mostly ends with me cumming accross the room and a fuck tonne of lube pouring out of my ass.

Its one of those things where you have to let your ass recover for a day or two.

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>>676105741
Nah, i owe my mom a bunch of money though since she paid my student loans off.
I owe her a <4k with minimal interest as opposed to the gummint with like 20% interest.
Live on my own
If i had $100~ lying around, id probly get one.

>>676106189
God bless America

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>>676105728

>>676106185
Not my thing, as im kinda... Well. Anal, about my butt. But it does sound pretty awesome. Another question, though incredibly silly. When you cum do you... Y'know... Aim, at things around the room?

>>676106185
You near North East US?

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>>676106412
I live in canada :<
God bless weedlord?

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>>676106185
Hnng. I wanna cum like that and have the lube poor out

>>676106477
Not normally? I've accidentally caught it in the face a few times though.
>>676106504
Midwest. Oddly enough thats where alot of furs are.

>>676106519
I assumed Canada would have better options for student loans but Hell yeah weed lords good too. Recently quit though. My state's implementing a mandatory witnessed drug tests for all jobs...and me being a construction worker I'm on a new job every 3 months

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Yup, this is now a jellenheimer thread, with a homo fur spammer

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>>676106834
Canada isnt the blessed land americans want to think it is. Trudeau is our obama

>>676103544
>/master [remove] chan.org/b/thread/155857
who is this and why should i care?

>>676106730
Not fur, just a top who doesn't like dating

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>>676106689
It feels great... but bad dragon lube is sticky... if you dont wash it off quick, it actually drys up and the next time you shower it re hydrates and you're suddenly covered in jizz like stuff....

what do these things even sound like, Elmo or idk something from the Croc games?

>>676107046
Do jobs turn you down if weed is in your system?

>>676107113
Well, if you dont mind the fact im 6' 2" and built and not a twink boy then you shouldn't have any issue. Also I'm not a fur suiter... I might wear stockings and crop tops from time to time but not a fur suit..

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>>676107152
D: you make me want one even more but i cannot afford
>>676105525
>In regards to this picture
I had a femboy phase once, i got back into wearing the panties and loose shirts now that i slimmed down.
Living on own = 1-2 small meals a day = stretching the food budget

>>676107572
6'3" construction worker. Everyone seems smol to me

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>>676107504
Im not a drug user. By weedlord i meant our memelord PM
>like our government website?

>>676100379
I'M BROKEN AND THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD. LIKE WHEN YOU SEE A BABY SMILING OR COOING LIKE SOME NORMAL PERSON; I LIKE SEEING THESE FUCKS GET BROKEN AND ABUSE EMOTIONALLY.

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>>676107648
Cute, thats kinda what i've got.
>>676107727
Damn son.

>>676103544
HOW ABOUT, SHE CAN GO TO REDDIT.

>>676107823
I don't understand. Then again i have mechanical mindset. Don't understand politics or governments and don't care to. No offence intended

>>676107929
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

>>676106177

I can't guarantee the quality of what I write though I do take in in stride when I fail to proofread and screw up an ending.

I'll also warn you that "Hobby Horse" drew lots of flak because of the non-ending I gave it and the followup community writing project I tried (and failed) at initiating.

>>676107648
So fluffies turn you on, but to make it seem like you're not that bad you spam something else to make it seem like you don't get off to little animals being harmed
Smart idea.

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>>676108072
Kinda what you got?
I kinda wish I knew how to do make up, the only bad part of my face is the bags under my eyes from staying up till 2am talking to people on /b/ lol.

>>676106189
DID WE FUCKING ASK? YOU THINK ANYONE GIVES A FUCK?

>>676108207
Memelord trudeau mostly appeals to feminists and immigrants. Our government website basically has a trigger warning on it and a number to call if you get triggered.

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>>676108396
Sadly I dont have the girly face to go with the slightly girly body. Got long hair though.

>>676108436
Calm the fuck down. They've been here long enough to earn the right to speak. Well i know one has

>>676108562
Oh God

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>>676108436
Except someone asked me,
>>676108297
I get off to furry porn, not retarded rat horses

>>676108737
Sure, that's what they all say rat horse fucker.

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Oh hey, furries!

What do you think of this image?

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>>676108567
Because I owe my mother money Im not allowed to grow my hair long because it looks bad for interviews and shit >_>

>>676108737
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676108263
Okay. I don't like well-defined endings anyway. I myself, when it comes to proofreading, re-read my own works about four times. Especially when I write in English, since I'm not from an English speaking country.

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>>676108856
Unimpressed

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>>676108856
Don't really mind.
>>676108887
Lucky me, I have a job that doesnt mind hair.... I want to snuggle that pic forever....

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>>676109104
I wish i had something to snuggle with.

>Watching TV.
>Hear your fluffy pony whimpering upstairs.
>She’s probably hungry.
>Ignore her, this is a good episode.
>She keeps whining for the next several minutes.
>It’s starting to get on your nerves.
>Next time there’s a commercial break, you stomp upstairs and bang on the safe room door.
>”Shut up in there! You’ll get dinner when it’s time for you to get dinner!”
>She squeaks in fright and starts crying.
>You can still hear her muffled sobs when you go back downstairs, but at least it’s quieter than when she was begging.
>She’s at least trying to be quiet.
>Good fluffy.
>You’ll give her dinner when this episode is over.
>But when the episode actually ends, the teaser for the next show looks kind of cool.
>Actual show turns out to be pretty dumb, but you watch it anyways.
>Turn off the TV afterwards.
>Time for bed.
>Wait, fluffy pony is still sniffling in the safe room.
>Damnit, have to take care of this before you can go to sleep.
>Open the safe room door, toss in half a cup of kibble.
>Fluffy pony practically sprints over to the kibble in her haste to greedily devour every last pellet.
>Makes sense, she only starts begging for food when she’s really hungry.
>She knows what happens after she eats.
>You slam the door shut and go to bed.

>Next morning, wake up.
>Time to clean up fluffy pony’s safe room before you go to work.
>Open the door, get hit by the smell of fresh shit.
>Not a problem.
>The safe room is converted from a handicapped-accessible bathroom.

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>>676108567
Wearing a loose shirt and panties right now. I love how they hold my cock and balls.

>>676108964

>since I'm not from an English speaking country.

I honestly never would have guessed since you write so fluently.

>>676108887
I'm the construction guy who you originally opened up to about your dad. It's nice to see a gay man who can take some shit and still come back to do your thing. My respect is with you. Especially since you're working toward repaying your mother. Moms all i got in life as well

>>676109473
>Every square inch is waterproof tile, with a big drain in the center.
>When you came up with the idea of using this place as a safe room, it was so cleanup would be easy when fluffy pony forgot to use her litterbox.
>But before long, you realized that cleaning up the accidents was actually easier and cheaper than scooping out and refilling the litterbox.
>So you threw the litterbox away and let your fluffy pony shit on the floor all she likes.
>But she still doesn’t understand she’s allowed to do this, so every day after mealtime she holds it in as long as she can.
>Then when you come in to check on her the next morning, she’s curled up in the corner shaking and crying, like she is now.
>Sometimes she tries to hide her “accident” by sitting on top of it, but today she just stares up at you, tears in her eyes, and apologizes.
>”Sowwy fo’ bad poopies, daddeh…”
>”That’s okay, fluffy,” you tell her.
>Shortly after getting rid of the litterbox, you hooked up a lawn sprinkler to the showerhead so that you can get every square inch of the room.
>You turn it on, leaving it on “cold.”
>Water is free with the rent, but gas isn’t.
>Step outside and close the door before the sprinkler starts up.
>Seconds later, fluffy pony starts banging her hooves on the door.
>”Pwease out, daddeh! Meanie wawas gif cowd owwies!”
>You bang on the door to shut her up.
>She squeals and probably poops a little more.
>Good, best to get it out now or she’ll have to live with it until tomorrow morning.
>You leave the shower/sprinkler running for about ten minutes while you make coffee and breakfast.
>That will give her a chance to calm down and drink a little, and it should be enough time to get things clean.
>Your fluffy has some kind of defect where she needs to eat special kibble or she’ll get diarrhea.

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>>676109327
Remember to add me and I'll do that ;3

>You give her normal kibble so that her shit washes down the drain more easily.
>As you’re finishing breakfast, you remember something.
>Shit! Your boss wanted you in half an hour early this morning.
>Sprint out the door.

>Come home ten hours later.
>Work day went pretty well.
>Hear water running.
>Oops, you forgot about that.
>After changing into something more comfortable and putting dinner on the stove, you go into the safe room and turn off the shower.
>Fluffy pony is huddled up in a corner, fluff soaked and matted, shivering and chattering.
>She repeats “wawas bad fo’ fwuffy… wawas bad fo’ fwuffy… wawas bad fo’ fwuffy…” over and over.
>Flick her on the nose to remind her that she’s not allowed to lie to you.
>All that drowning bullshit is a stupid urban legend based on what happens when you’re a dumbass and make foals drink water out of a bowl bigger than they are instead of giving them a water bottle.
>Some fluffy pony owners are just irresponsible.

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>>676109627
Have it screenyed. I wont forget

>>676109513
Anymore?

>Own a fluffy pony named Peppermint.
>You got the damn thing for your daughter's 10th birthday.
>She loves ponies.
>Ever since that commercial started airing a few years ago she's been begging for one.
>Finally had the money this year to go out and get her one.
>Only one problem; she doesn't clean up after the thing.
>Or take care of it. Or feed it. She just cuddles it and plays with it.
>But she doesn't want to do any of the actual work involved with taking care of it.

>Damn. You knew she wasn't responsible enough to have a pet yet.
>They were cheap, and it seemed harmless enough at the time...
>You hear a sound coming from the corner of the hallway in your house.
>Your daughter is at school; this can only mean one thing...
>"Peppewmint want sketties."
>Just great. Damn beast is ordering you to make it food.
>It's been getting worse and worse lately.
>At first it started off normal. It was actually kind of cute.
>The lack of discipline changed that real quick. The thing is just a pest now.
>It acts like a total brat. It acts like it's entitled.

>Entitled. A fluffy pony? You laugh at the mere idea.
>All the thing does all day is eat, shit, and complain.
>Sometimes you wish you could just throw it in the trash or beat the shit out of it.
>You can't do that though. You know it would break your daughter’s heart.
>Shame that you never had time to regularly discipline it due to work. Now the lessons just don't seem to stick.

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>>676109811
good

>>676109918
>"Not now Peppermint. Just go play with you ball or something," you say, waving her off.
>You don't have time to deal with this right now. The newest episode of "The Voice" is waiting for you on DVR.
>You love to see the judges make fools of themselves and try to sell themselves out. Especially Usher.
>Nashville isn't a state. Dumbass.

>You chuckle a bit to yourself before you hear the tell-tale stomping of hooves.
>Great. Tantrums...
>Damn, you daughter was never this bad... Was she? Nope. You're pretty sure...
>You would have disciplined her much better than this you like to think.
>"DUMMEH DADDEH! PEPPEWMINT WANT SKETTIES NOW!"
>She stamps her hooves. This would be cute if you didn't hate the thing with a passion.

>"Peppermint... When the hell have I ever given you 'sketties?' Just go eat your damn kibble."
>Peppermint pouts and begins flailing around on the ground like a maniac, screaming "Wan sketties!"
>You rub your head and get up from the couch. You're starting to get a headache.
>Why do these things have to have such annoying, squeeky voices?
>You try to force yourself to calm down as you pick her up.
>She struggles, wiggling her legs, but you're too strong for her.

>"Dummeh daddeh, put fwuffy down ow ewse teww Kaywee when she get home!" She smiles smuggly.
>She knows that you'd never purposely hurt her as long as Kaylee loves her.
>Sucks having a pet that can rat you out if you hit it.
>"Just because you're my daughter's pet doesn't mean you're entitled to anything. And it doesn't mean you get to boss me around."
>Give her a light smack across the face to shut her up.
>She looks at you stunned for a moment and then starts crying.

>>676109984
>"Waaaaah! Why hit fwuffy? Fwuffy no do nuffin wong... Huuuuuu... Huuuuu..."

>Can she really be this ignorant? She does this to you all the time. Did she really think you wouldn't discipline her?
>And the fake crying? Are you freaking serious? You're not falling for her sob show.
>"Peppermint... You know that won't work on me. Just eat your damn kibble and let me watch my show"
>You look her in the eye for added effect.

>"B-but... Kaywee aways give sketties! Dummeh daddeh give sketties NAOW!"

>Never wants to listen. You're about at wits end with this thing; how many times do you have to do this...
>Why did you have to teach Kaylee how to make the damn ramen?
>You sigh and put her down, shooing her away and sit back down on the couch.
>You remember now. You were trying to teach her the essentials of college life; a ramen a day keeps your stomach okay after all.
>She’s getting pretty big too, so you thought it’d be a good time to start teaching her.
>It’s too bad she has to waste it on this pest.

>Peppermint waddles back around the corner and you heave a sigh of relief.
>As you watch her, you notice that she’s waddling like she has to go to the restroom.
>She sits down right in the middle of your living room with a smirk.
>As she does that, it slowly starts to sink into your mind what she’s about to do.
>She’s about to take a dump on your nice ass carpet. She must have been holding it in to give you “sorry poopies.”
>Now she’s about to just unleash it all over the carpet because she knows you’ll have to clean it up before your daughter gets home. And news flash; fluffy shit reeks.

>>676110040
>Fluffies have an unusually high amount of methane producing bacteria in their bowls.
>It’s a natural defense mechanism against predators that been passed on through generations by ferals breeding with strays at the shelter.
>The rank smell of their shit makes them taste disgusting, and it coats the predator’s fur, making them too much of a hassle to risk eating.
>The smell of the shit will warn other potential prey to their presence.
>In a way, it’s kind of a mutual benefit relationship for other wild animals. Who knew? Fluffies can be helpful after all.

>You know this because you’re smart, and you watch Animal Planet.
>Yep. The little fuckers get their own wildlife documentary on Animal Planet.
>Back to the point. She’s about to unleash hell onto your beautiful white carpet.
>”Peppermint... Don’t you dare! Peppermint, stop that! Stop that right now!” you yell.
>She just smiles and dumps a steamy load right in front of you. It’s kind of wet and liquidy too.
>Oh great, now you’re going to have to call “Stanley Steamers” or whatever the fuck that carpet cleaning place is called now.
>At least you’ll be able to get it done for free.

>Those guys always call you up offering a free one room cleaning.
>They aim to sucker in customers by showing them how amazing the cleaning for one room is.
>Then the customers have to pay for the rest of the house too. You can’t really have just one room looking clean and shiny while all of the others look dirty.
>It makes you look like you were too cheap to clean the whole house.

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>>676109955
Dat bulge

>>676110106
>Doesn’t matter to you; you just keep getting the one free room from them and they never seem to notice. Idiots.

>You pick Peppermint up to the cries of “Dummeh daddeh, dat wat get when nu gif sketties!” and “Whewe take Peppewmint? Wan’ down, wan’ down!”
>You ignore her and pull out the sorry box.
> She really doesn’t like the sorry box, but she’s brings it on herself all the time. If only she would learn that it’s not good to be a brat...
>You sigh and toss her in. You ignore her cries to be let out and just close the door.
>You’ve heard this same speech so many times, that you honestly don’t care anymore.

>You sigh and slump down on your couch, picking up the remote in your right hand and the phone in your left.
>You call the carpet place as you finally turn on the episode of the voice that you missed.
>Carpet place tells you that they can’t come until later that day.
>It could be worse after all. You’re t.v. does this thing some times where it doesn’t... Son of a bitch.
>The DVR fucked up again and didn’t record the episode properly.
>Life hates you right now.

>You sigh and lie down, ready to take a nap because you’re so tired.
>Headache from earlier is starting to flair up.
>You look back at the room that you have the sorry box in.
>You’ve made sure that she can’t get out after incidents in the past, so there’s no way she can come shit on you while you sleep or anything like that.
>Decide to take a quick nap. Peppermint can handle a couple more hours in the sorry box.

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>>676109858
IS THAT A FRIGGEN SHARK WITH FRIGGEN LASERS?

>>676110155
>It’s a few months later.
>You’re still putting up with shit from that little puff ball, both figuratively and literally.
>”Sorry poopies” as she calls it has become her number one weapon against you.
>Ever since you left her in the sorry box for a couple of extra hours, she’s been even worse than before.
>In fact, now she does things just to spite you sometimes.

>She’ll refuse to eat her kibble and tell your daughter that you didn’t feed her.
>She’ll go outside when you tell her not to.
>She’ll break things just because you tell her that they’re valuable.
>Often, she’ll even go places she’s not supposed to go, even though she doesn’t realize the real danger she’s put herself in.
>You’ve almost lost her a few times at the park. You would have been happy to see her go, but that destroyed look on your daughter’s face made you go find her.
>The things you’ll put up with for your daughter...

>Whelp, looks like Peppermint’s throwing another tantrum again...
>What’s it about this time?
>While watching Animal Planet, you accidentally flipped the channel over to Fluff T.V.
>Bastards were having a babies marathon. AGAIN. That’s the fourth time this week.
>You swear that they hate you and just about every other fluffy owner there is.
>It’s like someone is watching your life and doing this just to smite you.

>You turn to see where all of the hoof stamping, crying, and yelling are coming from.
>Surprise, there she is at the top of the stairs again.
>You’ve told her not to go up there so many times because you know she’ll end up hurting herself.
>Fluffy ponies are like a sitcom; anything bad that can happen will eventually happen.
>You think it’s called Murphy’s Law or something like that.

>>676109505
Thanks for the compliment. I've been studying English ever since I was seven (kinda makes me wonder how did my post-communist country get English teachers so soon) and I prefer to read Lovecraft's, Machen's and Ligotti's works in their original language. But I still tend to get confused by English tenses.

>>676110040
Yo man she dindu nuffin

>>676110158
Lol Scotty I'm so friggin proud

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>>676110240
>Still, she refuses to listen to you.
>You can’t let her do anything stupid though; you don’t want any blood staining your carpets. Then you might actually have to pay for the cleaning for once.
>”Peppermint, get down from there. I’ve told you that you can’t go near the stairs before.”
>She doesn’t listen, instead she puffs up her cheeks to try and intimidate you into giving her what she wants.
>Like that’s going to work. Ever.

>”Stupi’ dummeh, Peppewmint go whewe wan’! Do wha’ wan’! Peppewmint wan’ have babies!”

> She keeps stomping her hooves and yelling at you, but you’ve tuned her out.
>You vaguely hear her yelling something about “Stupi’ daddeh no wisten!” before you turn to look at her.
>You see her lifting her tail up in the air to spray you with more poop.
>You’re nearly fifteen feet away, so you know it’s not going to do anything.
>You tell her to “Go ahead, see what I care.”

>She does just that, turning around and spraying a jet of liquid poop.
>It only goes far enough to coat about four or five steps of your staircase.
>Nothing that a call to your main man Stanley can’t fix.
>As you watch, she does something that you didn’t think any living creature was stupid enough to do.
>She starts stomping around in her own shit while she’s one the stairs.

>”Peppermint, stop that, you’re going to hurt yourself!” you yell.
>She doesn’t listen, in fact, she puffs out her cheeks at you and tries to charge at you.
>You’re still fifteen feet away.
>She cries out in surprise as she loses her footing, tumbling down the stairs and covering herself in shit.
>From where you’re sitting, it looks like she broke her right hind leg. It’s bent at a very odd angle.
>She probably has a bunch of bruising and other cracked bones too.

>You rush over to her to look her over.
>The selfish bitch tries to blame you, stating “Why dummeh daddeh push fwuffy down staiws?”
>You chuckle as you look at her.

>>676110287
>”Are you really that stupid? Did I make the sorry poopies? Did I throw the tantrum? No. You got hurt because you didn’t listen and did things you weren’t supposed to do.”
>You look at her leg.
>”Now your leg is broken, and it’ll probably never heal to its full strength. Probably have a bunch of other injuries too...”
>You press your fingers lightly into her abdomen to see if anything is out of place. You feel that she cracked at least three of her ribs.
>She looks like she’s lost a few teeth too.
>”Yep. You see, that’s what happens when you don’t listen to daddy.”

>You look at her with a serious face as her tear stained eyes look back at you.
>”I make those rules so that you stay safe and don’t hurt yourself. You never want to listen though, and that’s why you got hurt. You have noone to blame but yourself.”
>”You’re a bad fluffy Peppermint. Kaylee is going to be so disappointed in you. She might not even want you anymore.”
>You lie out your ass on that last part, but hey, it’s for effect right?

>Peppermint starts crying about how “No wan’ weave housie!” and “Wuv Kawee an’ daddeh. Wisten to daddeh now!”

>This is the kind of lesson that will stick, especially since you mentioned Kaylee not putting up with her bullshit either.
>You pick her up.
>As much as you hate her, Kaylee still loves her, and you wouldn’t want another creature to suffer through unnecessary pain either.
>You’re not a dick after all.
>You go to your car and take her to the vet. Vet says that she’ll be fine, but she’ll probably walk with a limp from now on.
>You’re pretty sure she’ll start listening to you more from now on.

>Overall, today was a good day.
>That episode of survivor got recorded correctly too.
>You sit down and watch it.
>That skinny nerdy kid just downed a chicken embryo like it was nothing. Maybe he's not as weak as you thought.
>Cochran is a beast.

>>676110119
Didn't even mention the hips.

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>>676110280
You just earned a hot dickin.

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>>676110382
Hips are good too :3

>>676110555
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676096220

hahaha I get it, fried eggplant.

>>676110555
still construction bro lol. Reviving isn't my style

>>676110757
R receiving. I'm drunk

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>>676110555

You'll also love this

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>>676110661
love you too ;D
>>676110725
Fluffies? nothing really. I dont get on fluffy boards to fap. I'm here for the violence.
>>676110757
I don't mind a hot dicking.

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>>676110757
>>676111035
I've found your favorite past time

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>>676111035
Love? We havent even been on a date yet tiger ;)

>>676111035
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676111266
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676111213
What is it?

>>676111035
I'll let you know if they ever send me to Canada

>>676111035
That tail is disgusting. Whoever drew that obviously never had a pet rat. And ditto for the cock, though I've never been interested in rat cocks.

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>>676110158
Okay so the shark with lasers was sweet, but here, I present to you, SHARK TITS ON SHARK!

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>>676111266
well maybe not love in that sense, but in the platonic way for the moment.

>>676111498
>>676111525
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676111498
She looks frustrated

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>>676111525
:o
Well i was gonna give you lewds but i can save it for steam

>>676111525
>>676111713
Is this the start of some boy-on-boy? o.o

>>676111566
Here you go buddy have a reply

>>676111860
It's better to watch than to question

>>676110963
Does anyone have the full fluffy runner comic?

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>>676111713
naughty ;D
>>676111498
FUCK YEAH SHARK TITS!
>>676111470
meh. I thought he was a mouse.

>>676111861
>>676111713
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676111566
Nothing gets me going anon, im completely asexual and dead inside. If not for my daily pattern, that i stubbornly to the point of autism follow, every, single, day, i'd just stay in my bed and sleep untill i die. You'd never understand.

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>>676111860
I wish, i still have my butt virginity.. And my mouth virginity. And no ones taken my first kiss
>tfw shyboy problems

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>>676112121
kek
>>676112181
Being someone who has fucked and been fucked by both genders and all kinds of things. I'm not shy anymore.

>>676112181
Id kiss you anon.

>>676112181
Could also be chubby chantard problems

>>676112059
>>676112332
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676112054

Yeah - https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/artist%3Ajberg360/1

>>676112059
You gotta admit the shark tits are pretty rad.

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>>676112402
o////o
Thanks anon
>>676112428
Nah, the only time i was chubby was at the start of high school and then i thinned.

>>676112529
Thanks man

>>676112786
So what gets you going? Them shitting? I bet you love seeing the little fucks shit themselves. Bet you love imagining your micro dick push into the fucking gross shit.

>>676108188
I see the jellenheimer

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>>676112701
cute anon.
>>676112875
yes