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it's fucking shit

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>>676088058

>>676088278
same here bud, feels good man

>>676087754
Mimosas

>>676087754
Bud Light, Arrogant Bastard and some organic chocolate stout.

Why yes, I am poor, and this is the shit beer left in my fridge after a party.

>>676087754
Faggot.

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>>676087754
Unreal

>>676088591
AB ain't bad

>>676088591
Samuel Smiths ?

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>>676088891
This was earlier.
Now I'm onto this

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>>676089194
Bet you won't

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>>676089194
What are you? fucking straight?

>>676089278
One of the best beers I've had, hands down !

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>>676089565
Yeah bro. Epic killed this. I just finished it 5 mins ago.

Gonna chug this psuedo sue now haha

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>>676090376
Just had these earlier this evening

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Unleashing it

>>676087754
Texas Silver Star Honey Liqueur 1:3 mixed with some sweet tea I brewed today. Have been slowly knocking out this bottle during the day and it's been a good one.

>>676090763
Fuck yea bro

>>676090783

this & Jager

>>676087754
Fuckin hipster.....

Miller genuine draft

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Just got home after board game night with the boys.
Stopped and got a three pack of Budweiser 25oz tall cans and a bottle of Seagram's 7. Drinking, watching A Fistful of Dollars and shitposting on /b/ til it's time to take some diphenhydramine and go to sleep.

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Alcoholic apple juice and rum

Dihydrogen monoxide

>>676091328
My man. What you dose?

>>676091328
we asked what you drinking, not a fucking essay

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Mixing it with some coke, or some cranberry juice.

>>676087754
Irish Car Bombs tonight, but its usually a nice scotch.

yukon jack

cheap and pretty good

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Gin and tonic.

>>676089194

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hanging with buds

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it's almost 8am so I'm having my morning coffee

>>676092204
75 mg usually puts me under when coupled with a bowl of indica, bruh bruh

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>>676087754
Smirnoff with flavored seltzer water

gin and tonic.

>>676092506
Your mother is a whore

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>>676087754

Hipster faggot

>>676087754
You fucking hipster shit.

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Whiskey.

We have our own designated driver too.

I woke up saying "Sam, don't fucking drink again. You're better than that." By 630pm, was so fucking bored, lonely, horny and suicidal. Thus, started again. I feel great, but in 12 hours I will want to jump off a bridge.

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>>676091328
what a gorgeous cunt she has

alcohol is terribly bad for your body. im drinking some home made iced green tea.

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>>676094431
I asked what you were drinking, not why you're a fucking faggot

>>676095256
Fuck off hipster.

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s'madams and marlb'ro reds ':|

>>676088891
That brewery is a few towns away from me. They got some good stuff.

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>>676095795
A real cowboy, eh ?

>>676092516
You're mixing a mixer with a mixer? Fucking kill yourself.

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>>676096107
with this

>>676096288
Yo dog. I love mixers so I put mixers in mixers so I can have more mixers when I mix.

>>676093293
You do realize that World War 2 is over and you don't have to drink gin anymore, right?

>>676087754
keystone ice. also neither of those 2 things make u cool. u just had to include the american spirits didnt you

>>676095430
good Polish Vodka, i prefer Wyborowa though

>>676096540
Just sugar and sugar and sugar. Fucking faggot.

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>>676096270
i'll be dead soon anon

>>676097145
And what the fuck is alcohol, you idiot?

>>676090376
Good beer. What's with the wine glass?

>>676096918
Had to.

>>676091886
my nigger. Ive been drinking oak aged cider recently. Its pretty fucking good.

>>676092516
got a bottle the other day and have yet to try it. But its blue raspberry, why mix it with coke? Wont it go best with clear soda like sprite or 7up?

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ima let you /b/ros pick

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>>676087754
MARKY IS BACK!!!!
MARKY IS BACK!!!!

she's posting on another chan. 4chan mods are banning her from here and any thread we make about it. Report to the last last thread: https://master [remove] chan.org/b/thread/155857 we need more people that chan is dead

>>676091886
broski have you tried their "stone dry" variety? holy shit it's so good. their "traditional dry" was my fav (tasted very much like a magner's or other UK ciders but with a touch more alcohol) but it didn't sell well so they went a step further and made an even drier one this year. it's glorious. the crisp apple is excellent though, i love that one too

>>676098139
Drink that bottle of Freeman's. Report back

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old faithful

Summer shandy a light beer with a strong lemon undertone

>>676097953
>>676098374
Man, I don't even know right now. Angry orchard gets me fucked. I'm so fucked right now

>>676098960
that's hot >:]

>>676096624
I love gin. It's hands down my favorite tasting liquor. Whiskey being a close second. It's so much more refreshing though. A good gin and tonic with a little squeezed orange in it is the most refreshing thing in the world.

>>676098669
nope not enugh tonic left after half of it

>>676101002
gin tastes like celery to me and it gives me stinky celery poops >_<

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Jack and some cigarettes I got off my sister. I'm usually a Marlboro Red man. Anyone know what the Am Spirit yellow equivalent would be for Marloboro?

>>676101324
>Anyone know what the Am Spirit yellow equivalent would be for Marloboro?
probably just the paper

>>676101324
Nearly the same as Marlboro 27's

>>676101449
That what i figured actually

>>676101769
Probably the best tasting beer ever.

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>>676101058
gonna continue with some beer

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it's pretty good

>>676101833
its not realy a beer but its stil tastes fckn great

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sierra nevada torpedo. love it

>>676101449
dude marlboro 27s are for bitchy girls only

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>>676087754
Anyone else? I don't really like any other hard liquor, and I don't like Beer.

>>676102068
I mean, random anon here, Isn't that an Ale?

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>>676087754
Having a glass of Chateau Laubade Armagnac. Listening to some music, feeling pretty comfy. First day off in three weeks tomorrow.

>>676102013
the hop craze in merka has to stop. i like hops, and hoppiness, and IPAs and so-called double IPAs i guess.. but man, it's turned into the same bullshit that happened with hot sauce.

"lel it doesn't even taste good anymore it's all about the extreme!"

eh, fads

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I wish I could drink, but I'm getting tested every week by a probation agency. I have to stay sober for another 14 months...

>>676102258
You fucking faggot.

>>676097528
You're a fucking idiot. fruit juice is different than alcohol, you dipshit.

>>676102432
power to you friend. don't fuck it up!

>>676102258
>I don't really like any other hard liquor, and I don't like Beer.
are you a 16 year old girl?

>>676102380
you're wrong. refer to my sierra nevada post

>>676102442
I literally have only drank any real amount of alcohol maybe 2 or 3 times.

>>676101002
Gin tastes like Pine-Sol smells.

>>676102574

See
>>676102622


And no, I'm 19. I just never drank until now, and even then it's only with friends on rare occasion. I don't party or anything.

>>676102595
I like hops too. Straight to Ale Monkeynaut is a pretty great local IPA

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>>676087754
Go the fuck to bed, Adam.

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Delicious

>>676102622
Im binge drinking and snorting cocaine, you will find no sympathy from me.

>>676102837
I wish I was cool enough to be a local beer guy. I mean, Texas has some good shit I believe...but I wouldn't really know

>>676102876
NOT a craft beer. Fuck off/

>>676102876
bloo mune is great. it's one of the few beers i'm actually a little snobby about, i save it for warm weather to keep it kinda special. when i smell a blue moon i know it's warm out

>>676098139
The Connemara because it is the least shit thing there.

>>676102876
Actually I agree. Blue moon is some good stuff man.

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>>676089522

>>676103145
Call it a craft beer and I'll call you a dipshit

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>>676103257
but what did i do wrong

>>676087754
Don't pay attention to these shitlings
>pbr
My man

>>676103367
Nothin........yet

>>676102328
no, its a Weizen :P

>>676103534
Ohhhhh, what's the difference if you wouldn't mind me asking. I'd sincerely like to learn about it.

>>676103004
I'm sure it does. I started finding local tap houses that had a lot of local stuff on tap and sampled them.

If you find a local brewery or distillery, a tour is a pretty fun date.

>>676094205
American Spirit blue is good though

>>676102157
Yeah shes a bitchy girl alright lol. I like reds and camel filters and sometimes smoke luckies and camel unfilters. But it's whats available.

My personal preference is a really strong cigarette i can get a few strong drags from quick.

I'm not James Dean i don't look cool smoking. I Just want something i can get strong and fast

>>676095289

Kek

>>676103772
WHen I smoke I stick to marlboro smooths. but seriously, anyone reading...Marlboro 27s are for bitchy girls. Catch any girl smokin one and you know then n there shes a bitch

all beer is gross.
every hip craft beer I've mistakenly tried tastes the fucking same as "pisswater" super bowl shit. Fuck beer and fuck beer drinkers. Gimme nice refreshing cocktail of lemonade and vodka any day

>>676103623
Like, I'm from Dallas. And Forth Worth is where the breweries are at. Huge beer culture over there and I've had maybe one FW brand. Some companies go as far as stickin with Texas-only ingredients.

>>676104044
Smooth's are the shit. It's too bad I quit smoking for vaping. I'm probably gonna quit vaping soon too.

>>676104237
Lemon drop? You truly are a cock smokin fag

>>676104313
I'm in the same boat. Don;t quit vaping. What habit will you have next?? Gotta fulfill that oral fixation somehow...unless you have some eager cocks handy

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Wish you could all experience the greatest tobacco produced.

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>>676092154
dicarbon monoxide hexahydride

>>676104265
>Dallas

Quick question, have you tried 3 Nations beer? I happened to find it in a "Texas Beers" pack at HEB, loved that shit.

>>676104587
Any tips on getting that taste of smooths in vaping? I can't figure out a decent flavor for it.

>>676087754
fuck yeah pbr. the best of the worst

>>676104725
I don't believe I have..sorry. And the only Ft Worth beer I've tried I can't even remember the name...;/

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Poor fag reporting in. Tastes like shit but you get used to it. Nothing beats how hard it hits ya tho. Literally makes me shit myself a few hours later

>>676104265
http://dallas.eater.com/maps/a-comprehensive-guide-to-touring-dfws-craft-breweries

>>676104751
No man I don't eve go for tobacco/menthol flavors in vapes. I'm all about a nice strong strawberry cheesecake..churro...blackberry, ya know, tasty shit

>>676093738
end your own life

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>>676102125
Torpedo is good

>>676104451
I bet you think a martini is gay, too.

>>676104987
I have a passion fruit one dude, but I can't fucking taste it. So I got a thin mint one, mixed it with menthol, and recently I found one called Blue Ice, and have a thing called freeze into it that makes it cold. It tastes pretty good.

>>676104967
What's weird, is sometimes when I'm in Ft worth, I go for non local shit..like say a German Pilsner..

>>676103619
its brewed from wheat

>>676105107
What the hell is a martini?

>>676105174
Lemme just tell you where i've ordered my vapes from.
1. coval. number one for a reason.
2. vape wild
3. dont drink my juice. cheap but never get fruit flavors from them, theyre candy fruit...the cinnnamon toast crunch from them is delish
4. mt baker vapes.

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>>676105259
im embarrassed 4 u tbph w/u fam

>>676091328
>diphenhydramine

Have fun seeing spiders and bugs crawling towards your face on your pillow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB8z08_8uhM

just like the song states, miller lite 4 me

>>676105573
I like my mixed liqour drinks but I dont use the word martini......I mean, shit. If anyone offered me a free lemondrop I'd probably punch em in the face.

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>>676105259
Can't tell if underage b& or uncultured nig-nog

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>>676105501

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>>676104840
It works every time.

>>676105773
I take myself too seriously is all.
:3

>>676105833
Don't hate. At least I ain't on the ciggys anymore with a ciggy butt brain

>>676087754
I love cigarettes more than booze. Is that weird?

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Speaking of drinking....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpERUp--NQs

>>676105884

Yeah boi. Does drinking colt 45 make me an honorary nigger?

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>>676106013
Yes, yes it is

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This

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>>676087754
A bonafied hipster. Spirits and PBR. Let's see the typewriter you tote around with you all day.

>>676106037
I can dig it. I'd wanna chill w this dude easily

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>>676087754
Gin and tonic, mate.

>>676106201
Well, I'm not happy to hear I'm weird, but that's a funny ass gif you got going on there. That is a gif portraying me with long red hair and breaticles. My eyes are actually already like that.

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>>676106037
Nice.

>>676106187
>honorary
You either is or you isn't and if you have to ask then you sho ain't.

>>676107506
dont drink it pupinia itll make u sick

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>>676087754
if you're gonna drink cheep grabbage beer at least choose something with a respectable IBU friend

>>676107506
I bet she eats dog food from the bowl she pissed in with the dog food in it while throwing up in a toilet then washing down her throat with the same liquid in that toilet she had just vomited in. My kind of gal.

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Meh. looik aat my nipples

>>676107720
You should take a lesson from this guy

>>676106037

>>676087754
absinthe and gin/tap water.

>>676107720

why would anyone drink beer over soda? Just take a single shot of moonshine or everclear if you want the alcohol so bad, but stop pretending beer tastes good.

>>676087754
cranberry juice

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>>676108087

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>>676087754
cigarette tobacco and literally one of the shittiest beers ever made? Your taste is low brow OP

>>676108104
But is akwired tayzt

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>>676106187
No poor fag but still like that cheap liquor and dank buds.

>>676108261
>red wine and a pipe
>*fedora not pictured*

>>676108261
get a load of this flamer

>>676108354
If I ate poop every day, I'd probably start to like it, too.

>>676107720
>grabbage

>>676104840
I love colt 45 and OE

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>>676108541
don't mock. it's a good thing m8

>>676108557
Negro detected.

>>676108367
are you as upset as me that they started putting OE in a plastic bottle? I feel all i taste is plastic. As if i need a worse taste than OE... which I love...

>>676108367
myman 10/10

>>676108754
Actually white af. But you can't beat the ABV for the price. Maybe am negro? Who knows with what people identify as these days.

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>>676108477
>>676108455
>fedora
>flamer

>implying i dont 10x more pussy then u

il just leave this hear

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>>676108973
well let's just say that if we were in north carolina you couldn't use the same bathroom as me now

>>676108367
>shitty laptop
>shitty liquor
>shitty weed
>shitty pipe
>cum stains on laptop

Are you me?

>>676109157
Lmao! I was in NC recently. Definitely a different atmosphere down there... but I enjoy it as a veteran. Just not into NASCAR :/

>>676109376
>also same person that posted drinking absinthe and gin/tap water.

>>676087754
I'll answer for you OP.

>semen

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kentucky bourbon

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I myself am more of a Mountain Dew guy, I really don't see the appeal to alcohol since most beer tastes like shit, good-tasting alcohol is expensive, and alcohol makes you act like a fucking idiot.

As an avid gamer, I really pride myself in having superior hand-eye co-ordination and the caffeine that is present in Mountain Dew makes it even better. It also tastes pretty good and MLG has sponsored Mountain Dew so it's definitely the drink of choice for real gamer hours. Code Red is my favorite flavor, since it tastes like the original but with a refreshing cherry kick.

>>676107864
Dat nip doe.

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>>676110070
>Mountain Dew
more like Mountain DON'T amirite

>>676087754
bleach

>>676110070
I know this is a shitpost but it still triggered me.

>>676109067
ok im actually impressed, how does a pipe smoking wine drinking fedora faggot actually get liked by women?

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>>676110070

Wut? Obv blue dew master race.

>>676109266

My laptop and weed are not shitty bro, better look in the mirror and realize you will never be me.

>>676108760
Hated the plastic at first, but the drunk was similar so its all good especially with some hits.

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>>676110487
>i5
>not i7

>>676108261
>picture of pipes but no tobacco

I bet you smoke Half and Half, faggot.

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>>676110487
>i5
>not shitty

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>>676111025
kek and prolly the fat free kind too

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>>676111025
>>676111209
lol these fucking plebes, just my current closet stash.

>>676103175
ik but all the other stuff is for mixing

>>676111829
This guy is 100% wearing a fedora while posting

>>676112045
For sure.

>>676112045
this

>>676111829
>Nightcap
>DeLuxe Navy Rolls

Ok, you good son. Whats in the rectangular tin.

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>>676112368
samuel gawith full virginia flake, and the large mason jar next to it has a about a pound of gawith hoggarth's dark birdseye

>>676110070
Out of everything you said, what I took most offense to is nothing.

Stolichnaya shots

>>676112842
>Gawith

Is it wetter than your mother's cunt when she sees my dick? Because if you aren't drying that shit out for an hour before you smoke it or a month just sitting in the tin, you aren't getting the full Gawith experience.

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>>676109067
is tinder really this easy?

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>>676113718
the pound of dark birds eye i pull out about 25g at a time and leave it in an open tin overnight, smokes great, the fvf (and i also have their balkan flake) just needs 20 mins of air and a good rub

bumpin for moar liquorholics