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Hey /b/ I'm gonna let a roll decide the fate of my marriage.
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Hey /b/ I'm gonna let a roll decide the fate of my marriage. Trips or highest dubs decide marriage or divorce. Bitch never wants to have sex, but we're closing on a house so I'll lose around $5k. Fate is with you /b/ please get me divorced.
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divorce
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>>676087509
Stay together forever
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Never divorce, remain faithful
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never dev all ways together
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>>676087509
Divorce.
Then kill yourself.
She can likely do better than a fuckwit like you.
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>>676087840
This
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>>676087840
Roll
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Together
FOREVER
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stay
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>>676087509
Love for eternity
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>>676087840
Rolll
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>>676087840
Rollll
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>>676087793
Thanks for tryin
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>>676087840
Rolllll
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>>676087840
Rollllll
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>>676087509
divorce
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Sorry buddy you're staying :^)
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>>676088900
Heartwarming.
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>>676088900
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>>676088938
roll
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>>676087509
>marriage

DUMBFUCK
DUMBFUCK
DUMBFUCK

>Trips or highest dubs

CANCERTHREAD
CANCERTHREAD
CANCERTHREAD
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>>676087509
Get divorced loser
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kill her
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Rape her, take her money, leave. Win.rar there m80
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>>676087840
Rolling
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>>676088900
Lowest winrar possible. Just need dub 1s for divorce.
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>>676089200
ding ding ding we have a winner
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>>676087509
she wants sex, just not with you.
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>>676089280
Roll for you loser
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Make her pregnant then eat the foetus.
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>>676089400
>>676089200
>>676088900
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>>676087840
Rawl
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>>676089325
roll
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>>676089325
If only she had more money than me. Unfortunately I'm one of the few people on /b/ who's not a beta retard.
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>>676087840
Roll.
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>>676090099
Hahaha!!!
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>>676089400
>>676089200
>>676088900
Are you faggots only capable of dubnul?
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Tell her you want to be cucked then find the 3 biggest niggers off the street to gangbang her, then leave her and give her the house
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>>676090099
Dirty nigger. Aiit I'll respect it I guess.
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>>676090099
Aww shit bra that's maxed out!
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>>676090099
OP... what did you think was going to happen in this thread?
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>>676087840
Rolllll.
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>>676089400
Sauce?
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>>676090099
And another one.
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Together forever
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>>676087840
Going for those trips.
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>>676091229

Roll
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>>676088238
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>>676090870
Thought there would be enough cynical assholes to end a marriage with an RNG.
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>>676091454
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>>676091509
Nah, we want you to be married in misery.
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>>676091509
Obviously it's going to be funnier if you stick with someone you don't want to
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>>676088238
Trips
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Roll again to solidify married misery.
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>>676087509
She never wants to have sex because you got fat.
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>>676090099
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>>676087509
marriage, also what happens if multiple trips ?
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>>676092127
Highest trips win, like poker
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Marriage trips post. Roll this shit all day
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>>676092709
Roll
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>>676092127
Marriage, then kills self somewhere down the road.
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>>676092080
Not that fat, 170 lb.s 6'0", still used to be in shape I guess, but still better looking than she is.
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>>676092777
YES! WINRARRRRR!
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>>676092777
Sorry OP
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>>676092796
Can't wait for that day.

>>676092777
>>676092709

Not exactly sure what this shit means, but I guess I'm stuck cheating on my wife when I can.>>676092777
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>>676093289
Congratulations! Newlyweds are the cutest~
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>>676093289
Kek
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roll op could tell the cosplayer´s name
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>>676093289
4chan will always decide your fate to be the worst possible, then feel for you on feels threads. This is the inevitable cycle of /b/
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>*pants*
Just got here. You ever tell her straight up, "Now look here bitch, either you put out or Ima cheat on your ass. Got it!"
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>>676089400
Someone sauce this please
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divorce
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Take her money and kill her Sims 3 style , then onto the next.

Jk be happy forever please get married u neckbeard faggot
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give me her number/kik/snapchat so I can see if she doesn't like sex, or she just doesn't want to fuck you.
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>>676087509
100% divorce that skank
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>>676087509
Divorce, NOW...you hear me? NOW!

I am currently very trapped in a marriage where my wife completely gave up on sex after she got pregnant. We were also soon there after closing on a house. There were "signs" my wife libido was dying but I just chalked that up to work and "moods".

Six years on I'm a great dad with a great kid, but my wife is like a completely different person. Sexless in every way. I got a good job and a pension. If I divorce she gets half of everything, including my pension, so I end up a poor fag eating KD for the rest of my life while living in a shoe box.

At least now im deep into paying off my house and other stuff.

Whatever...like I said, lose the 5K, drop kick her ass and find a woman who actually enjoys fucking and sucking you off.


Don't entrap yourself like I did.
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Roll for vow renewals
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>>676089896
Who's the beta retard that got married and is now bitching about it like a fucking girl. Own it you piece of shit faggot.
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>>676096779
>virgin detected (or possibly femanon)
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go home and be a family man
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