Hey /b/ I'm gonna let a roll decide the fate of my marriage. Trips or highest dubs decide marriage or divorce. Bitch never wants to have sex, but we're closing on a house so I'll lose around $5k. Fate is with you /b/ please get me divorced.
divorce
>>676087509
Stay together forever
Never divorce, remain faithful
never dev all ways together
>>676087509
Divorce.
Then kill yourself.
She can likely do better than a fuckwit like you.
>>676087840
This
>>676087840
Roll
Together
FOREVER
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stay
>>676087509
Love for eternity
>>676087840
Rolll
>>676087840
Rollll
>>676087793
Thanks for tryin
>>676087840
Rolllll
>>676087840
Rollllll
>>676087509
divorce
Sorry buddy you're staying :^)
>>676088900
Heartwarming.
>>676088900
>>676088938
roll
>>676087509
>marriage
DUMBFUCK
DUMBFUCK
DUMBFUCK
>Trips or highest dubs
CANCERTHREAD
CANCERTHREAD
CANCERTHREAD
>>676087509
Get divorced loser
kill her
Rape her, take her money, leave. Win.rar there m80
>>676087840
Rolling
>>676088900
Lowest winrar possible. Just need dub 1s for divorce.
>>676089200
ding ding ding we have a winner
>>676087509
she wants sex, just not with you.
>>676089280
Roll for you loser
Make her pregnant then eat the foetus.
>>676087840
Rawl
>>676089325
roll
>>676089325
If only she had more money than me. Unfortunately I'm one of the few people on /b/ who's not a beta retard.
>>676087840
Roll.
>>676090099
Hahaha!!!
>>676089400
>>676089200
>>676088900
Are you faggots only capable of dubnul?
Tell her you want to be cucked then find the 3 biggest niggers off the street to gangbang her, then leave her and give her the house
>>676090099
Dirty nigger. Aiit I'll respect it I guess.
>>676090099
Aww shit bra that's maxed out!
>>676090099
OP... what did you think was going to happen in this thread?
>>676087840
Rolllll.
>>676089400
Sauce?
>>676090099
And another one.
Together forever
>>676087840
Going for those trips.
>>676091229
Roll
>>676090870
Thought there would be enough cynical assholes to end a marriage with an RNG.
>>676091509
Nah, we want you to be married in misery.
>>676091509
Obviously it's going to be funnier if you stick with someone you don't want to
>>676088238
Trips
Roll again to solidify married misery.
>>676087509
She never wants to have sex because you got fat.
>>676087509
marriage, also what happens if multiple trips ?
>>676092127
Highest trips win, like poker
Marriage trips post. Roll this shit all day
>>676092709
Roll
>>676092127
Marriage, then kills self somewhere down the road.
>>676092080
Not that fat, 170 lb.s 6'0", still used to be in shape I guess, but still better looking than she is.
>>676092777
YES! WINRARRRRR!
>>676092777
Sorry OP
>>676092796
Can't wait for that day.
>>676092777
>>676092709
Not exactly sure what this shit means, but I guess I'm stuck cheating on my wife when I can.>>676092777
>>676093289
Congratulations! Newlyweds are the cutest~
>>676093289
Kek
roll op could tell the cosplayer´s name
>>676093289
4chan will always decide your fate to be the worst possible, then feel for you on feels threads. This is the inevitable cycle of /b/
>*pants*
Just got here. You ever tell her straight up, "Now look here bitch, either you put out or Ima cheat on your ass. Got it!"
>>676089400
Someone sauce this please
divorce
Take her money and kill her Sims 3 style , then onto the next.
Jk be happy forever please get married u neckbeard faggot
give me her number/kik/snapchat so I can see if she doesn't like sex, or she just doesn't want to fuck you.
>>676087509
100% divorce that skank
>>676087509
Divorce, NOW...you hear me? NOW!
I am currently very trapped in a marriage where my wife completely gave up on sex after she got pregnant. We were also soon there after closing on a house. There were "signs" my wife libido was dying but I just chalked that up to work and "moods".
Six years on I'm a great dad with a great kid, but my wife is like a completely different person. Sexless in every way. I got a good job and a pension. If I divorce she gets half of everything, including my pension, so I end up a poor fag eating KD for the rest of my life while living in a shoe box.
At least now im deep into paying off my house and other stuff.
Whatever...like I said, lose the 5K, drop kick her ass and find a woman who actually enjoys fucking and sucking you off.
Don't entrap yourself like I did.
Roll for vow renewals
>>676089896
Who's the beta retard that got married and is now bitching about it like a fucking girl. Own it you piece of shit faggot.
>>676096779
>virgin detected (or possibly femanon)
go home and be a family man