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hi /b/
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>>676079541
Hi granma
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:)
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Hey lady
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>>676079853
xo
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nice body
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hey >>676079541
mom?
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>>676080874
:)
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>>676080752
What's up, what are you doing on b/?
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Rate the legs
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Pussy
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Hell, I'd Kik with ya!!
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timestamp or gtfo mommy
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>>676081154
just having some fun
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show us more of you
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>>676081584
Digging it!
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WAIT ARE U A TEACHER
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>>676081695
xo
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>>676081874
I was.
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>>676081874
She'll teach you a thing or two
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Why the iphone 3?
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>>676082013
Time stamp plz thx
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>>676081941
Gonna have to send u my snapchat ;-)
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>>676081941
Lick em titties.
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Too old.
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>>676079541
Fuck outta here you old bitch
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haha why so angry she is sexy as hell
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>>676079541
Stick a hairbrush up there and we'll talk. Otherwise gtfo femfag
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SHOW ME THAT SEXY PUSSY GRANDMA!!
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spread that grandma pussy
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>>676082513
lol so fake, not a single fucking timestamp

OP please kys you cocksucking faggot
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>>676082513
Spread your legs.
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>>676082513
I'd tap it and come back for more
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>>676083706
>>>/gif/
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I bet George loved those pics when away from home
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>>676083706
All u 14 yo virgins go away, she's all mine
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>>676083833
summer is here

SUMMERFAGS UNITE
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>>676083904
haha nope
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>>676083884
email me ---

[email protected]
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>>676083965
Springbreakfag here
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>>676084175
>Springbreakfag
that is exactly something a summerfag would say
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Fake as fuck
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>>676083965
That tranny neckbeard jerking off will enjoy all your comments and rates enjoy
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Bot thread
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>>676083706
Lady Id rock your world!

By world I mean that pussy!

By Rock I mean thoroughly Disappoint...

Sorry...
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>>676083904
lol fuck off faggot, she's already all over my enormous 4 inch cock. Keep sucking you neck beard loser.
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>>676084366
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>676084137. Pussy pic first
P
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>>676084560
email me. I want to know who you are
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I've been praising her all night so I've got dibs. [email protected]
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>>676084969
[email protected] is now signed up on 10 cp sites.
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>>676081874
LOL I THINK YOU WERE MY ELEMENTRY TEACHER
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>>676083706
MOAR
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>>676085256
dude, where? etc
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>>676085256did you go to school in Florida?
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>>676085256
>implying that you're not still in elementary school
Regardless, she's mine so you can fuck off you shit stick.
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>>676085515
Dammit
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>>676079541

Hi Ann Coulter
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>>676085645
Ann's tits are smaller, I know
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Thanks dick heads for running off the hottie
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>>676085485
wtf ya
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>>676085515
Im a female i dont want her lol, i just saw the pics and im like, i think i know her..
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>>676086924
who is she then?
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wardrobe change!
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>>676086798
where did you go to school?

wyf is this, a quiz show? just give the info.
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>>676086798
The state capital?
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her name is Jaundice
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>>676087167
lets see you spread your lips baby
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http://strawpoll.me/7196776

the time has come /b/.....
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>>676087167
bend over for me?
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i went to school in tallahassee
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>>676087525
what's in it for me?
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>>676087698
what do you want? ahah
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>>676087292
I came.
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>>676087688
Bingo
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>>676087688
whats her name?
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>>676087292
Like the disease?
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>>676087688
email me -
[email protected]
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>>676087917
im not gonna give it away, its for her privacy..
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>>676088117
initials?
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>>676088117if the first name starts with N we have a winner
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>>676088390
last name is what is important - her first name has been purportedly posted on her before
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>>676079541
Arizona
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Tits and timestamp...has /b forgotten the rules?
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>>676079541
My gf played on your daughter's golf team
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>>676089999
email me -- [email protected]
daughters name starts with C
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>>676089999
Quads don't lie. Post pic of GF
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>>676089999
ITS OVER 9000
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>>676090548
No shit. Waiting on a pussy pic
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>>676088117
I don't think you understand how /b/ works.
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/b has become faggot
tits and timestamp birch or gtfo
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Starting to think a neckbears is posting his womans pics. I'm out
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>>676079541
Dammit mom, you said you'd stop showing people your nudes
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>>676089999
names?
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Hey what's going on
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>>676089999
Checked, and tits +timestamp fag
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>>676089999
Holy fuck
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has that fucker posted about sharpies yet?
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Holy shit I was a student of yours. Utter stuck up bitch.
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>>676093283
name? school?

or stfu
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All you dumb niggers should be saying is tits and timestamp, you dumb fucking cucks, obey the rules
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>>676080752
hello
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>>676093523

She was a sub at media high on the Isle of Wight. Might be wrong it's been a long time since high school. Can't remember the name
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>>676094188
nope.
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>>676094372
Yep

Stop lying bitch.

I remember your face clear as crystal. You're about 5"9 and always had a resting bitch face, I remember you being a part time tara wrangler too.
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BE CAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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>>676083965
Says the faggot defending people who are giving attention without getting a timestamp. I can confirm these pics were just taken from the internet because I've seen them before. Get the fuck off my /b/
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>>676095088
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.
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>>676095088
then post more of them - or give us a google search

I hate dumbfucks like you who think they have some extra power or knowledge by always saying "oh, Ive seen these" or "copypasta" - when you know damn well you havent seen them and are just trying to make everyone think you are what you are not.

prick.
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>>676095568
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.
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>>676095568
And all of /b/ hates fucks like you who go around giving the idiots who start these threads attention before receiving a fucking timestamp for verification
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>>676096277
you mad, bro?
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