Played games and jerked off. Then I got in my bed and then watched Netflix for a few hours after that.

Slept, jerked off, went to the pharmacy, went to the auto parts store, packed for a trip, cooked some food, showered and came to work.

Did a little bit of work on my very important final year project
Got bored
Played Dota

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Woke up. Eat. Played h1z, league of legends, then i went to my friends and we went out to the clubs and ladies and now cry in bed because i have 1 hour shorter for sleeping

I cried like a fag, listened to awful rap music, played solitaire for four hours straight, then went on to browse trap threads.

Played fallout 4 all day and had mac and cheese

Sat at work for 8.5 hours trying to stay awake. I'm salaried, so there was zero benefit to me, but my warehouse is shipping shitloads of orders out so our customers will be stocked while we switch our ERP system. Stopped at Albertson's on the way home for a couple Redbox movies and some beer. Been shitposting on /b/ and /pol/ the last three hours or so.

>>676071792
took a CPR test for my EMT class in the morning, passed, got mexican food after, went to ikea to get a cheap computer desk, and now im drinking and browsing

>>676071792
Wrote some Java code for am android app. Spent 5 hrs trying to get image uploads to work.

Went to bar.

Felt lonely.

Browsed 4chan.

Got into bed.

>fuck my life

>>676071792
played the political machine all day

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Found the solution to a programming problem I've been having and won a 21€ poker tournament.

I'd say today's been above average.

Worked a 16 hour shift getting 30 an hour playing on my phone waiting for something to go bad.

Went to yard sales with my father. Wanted to do programming, was too tired.

Trying to start shit on /b/

>>676071792
Have strep throat so just sat around all day drinking water every 30 seconds to keep throat moist.

bought a watch, bought all the awesomenuats dlc and tried out some of the new characters, ate about 30 dollars worth of beef jerky and downed it all as soon as i got home, most recently im online and talking to a bunch of idiots.

>>676071792
>>/pol/

Disappointed my parents

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>>676071792
Woke up 2:30pm > unlock pc > go take a piss > go grab something to drink from the frdge > sit at my pc (browse and shitpost on the net) > 5:30 hungry > made frenchfries with hotdog > back to pc till now 10:54pm

>>676074687
my life

>>676071792
Been really sick all day. Either in bed or on the toilet.

Catalogued some things I'm selling, hit the gym for an hour, then played a shit ton of Earthbound.

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>>676071792
>woke up like 9:30
>went to the gym from 10:30 to 12 noon
>got home, ate leftover ham and potatoes
>did some yard work
>played vidya and came on /b/ for most of the afternoon and evening

>>676074868
Same anon but I got strep throat, i'd rather be ill with what you have than have strep throat man cannot even swallow your spit with out having excruciating pain.

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>>676071792

>Slept till 4pm.
>smoked 3 cigarettes in bed while 2atxhing freaky Friday on tv
>Chatted to girl on fb messenger
>had dinner (chicken risotto)
>watched more tv
>worked out while watching Chris eubank Jr fight
>watched the heat (sandy bollocks and that fat Mccarthy bitch movie)
>jewtube for a bit
>ate more
>drank a gross ipa beer
>now in bed typing this

Here's a pic of mah doge coz it's all I have on my phone.

Had quite a few pints now smashing a couple grams of Coke.

>>676073736

william get off /b/

Flew from Chicago to Sydney via LA. Slept for most of it.

Went to orientation for my new job, did some spring cleaning, played OOTP 17, listened to some music, ate a chicken parmesan.

Productive and chill, 9/10 ovrall

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Started some rape threads on 4chan.
Sadly the moods gone ape shit and all my attempts to start some rape dialoge whent to shit.

All got deleted within 14 min.
4chan is changed.
We cant seem to have the fun that we used to have here.
Why 4chan? Why are you deleting threads like a obsessed motherfucker?
Where is the pressure comming from?
Is it CNN?

Ate leftover MDMA that was on the table from weighing .25 yesterday, along with smoking a small amount of pot which I found in a sappy out the front. Also I gathered the myraid of cigarette butts from yesterday to make a recycled cigarette.
I'm aware I'm nasty.

>>676071792
Worked, even though I really wanted to call off. Feeling sick, if I did, would of had three days off in a row.. Would of been sweet. Came home, smoked the bong, been blowing my nose like crazy and watching youtube.

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>>676071792
6am morning gf fuck
Shower together then chill with coffee and talk over bowels, watch movies, eat, stores for food and toys, more fun stuff to come I hope
Thanks for asking Op

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>>676075466
And I get dubs

it's 5 am, anon. I've read a few pages in a book and browsed the news after waking up.

Played two rounds of golf
Came home and ran around with the dog
Watched a movie with my wife
Tucked her in bed
Watching another movie and browsing /b/

Solid day

>>676072407
Are you me?

>>676075278
Ah nice, I flew from Japan to Chicago. What's up, my world traveling bro?

>>676075386

that's pretty grimy

>>676075168
Yeah but I've been feeling Ill from the big C

>>676075203
sad life man good dog spend more time with the doge man he needs you and you need doge

>>676071792
>wake up 7am
"fuck no"
>sleep again
>wake up 1pm
>brush teeth
>check /sci/ /his/ /pol/ /b/
>2pm
>try for a nap
>wake up 6pm
>put on clothes
>go to store to buy flour
>do dishes from yesterday
>8pm
>nap again
>wake up 11pm
>/sci/ /his/ /pol/ /b/
>summertime
>it's now 5am

>>676071792
All I've done is watched some youtube vids. But I didn't kill myself, so that's a plus.

>>676075350
WHO IS THIS FOR CHAN?!!

>>676075769
not much now, just watching a movie and shitposting. Chicago was fucking cold man. how was Japan?

>>676071792
Stared at the floor mostly. There is one piece of carpet on the rug I stare at. Applied for some jobs online I'm not qualified for. Thought about dying all day. Can't get the noose out of my head. Almost went out tonight to pretend to be a person again around other people but remembered I'm broke and have no job or money. Everyday is the same, waiting for it to end. I'll get there soon I hope

Woke up, Took some Fast Kratom first thing with coffee (hyper hippo elite) to be exact, ZOOM ZOOM.avi took some phentermine more zoom.jpg.. Drinking more coffee feltsgood. About 2 oclock rolls around, Easter egg hunt... ate some candy that the kids collected, went to fish fry... Girl calls me she has 5 kids, Social Services took them today cause 1 got away. Said blah blah blah they took mah babies (recovering addict)

>> Kids ain't home

go over comfort her. She gives me a prostate Blowjob... Amazing.png. Gets my nutz off...

Now home relaxing browsing /b

Watched tv, Dug up some plants for someone... Slept.

>>676071792
>woke up
>Is easter
>almost trip on a bag full of chocolates and shit on the way out of my room
>watch youtube for a couple hours
>jerk off
>type this

>Woke up 10:00AM
>Showered
>Ate breakfast "eggs and pear on toast"
>fed the cats afterwords
>Met up with intelligent chickens
>fought off zombie ISIS
>had brunch with hilary clinton
>talked shit about trump

> nah I never got up really I'm still trippin on lsd

>wake up
>go into town
>eat mexican food
>go home
>smoke
>watch netflix
>jerk off
>smoke
>jerk off
>play postal
>jerk off
>jerkoff
>jerk off
>smoke
>eat pizza

>>676071792
Woke up at 6, on the field by 7. 4 hours of batting practice followed by an ice bath. Picked up my little cousin and practiced on his baseball skills for a bit and went to the store and bought ultimate sandwich ingredients. Currently watching nasa unsealed files and waiting on a text for some sex. Fingers crossed

>>676075350
i will bump your rape thread /b/ro

>>676075790
Yeah, it isn't hard to be vigilant of it. It makes me sad that the satori mind state I had was for motives of just getting high because how far I'm willing to go, not always though. I don't always integrate the experience, It's a loop somewhat.

>woke up quick at about noon
>just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
>I gotta get drunk before the day beings, before my mother starts bitching about my friends

>>676076296
We are one in the same, anon

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>>676075961
It was good. 10 days over there this time around, and I got a lot of work done and saw a lot of friends. Karaoke, good food, that sorta stuff. Chicago's warmed back up now, thank god. I heard the weather before I left, and only had the light coat I brought with me. Thought I was gonna freeze to death when I got home.

Woke up, decided to edit a montage, got bored/mad AE being slow, YouTube, decided to make song with FL Studio, go bored, watched 20 vids of cringe comps on YouTube, lerking on /b/, still deciding to jerk off and call it a night.

>>676071792
i watch this bitch and fapped
http://www.streamboobs.com/cherrykuchixx/

worked from 8:30-1pm, then rode my bike 43 miles, then watched as both my ncaa picks won, solidifying my lead in the company pool.

I worked on my thesis, it's assessing 4chan and Facebook users on levels of psychopathy, narcissism and Machiavellianism. It's actually pretty interesting, hard to find participants on here without being called a faget though

>>676076585
>about to go and damn near went blind
>young niggas at the pad, throwing up gang signs
>ran in the house
>grabbed my clip
>with the Mack 10 at the side of my hip

>>676071792

>woke up
>went to friend's house to give back his camera
>deliver it to her sexy mom
>come home
>wank
>shower and time to eat lunch
>grandma house
>eat spaghuetti with pesto sauce
>watch spiderman 3
>come home
>watch super rugby
>smoke weed
>/b/

>>676076715
nice, I cant wait to go over to Japan, im planning on spending a few weeks there soon. Chicago was 16c some days but some nights. I'm used to 25c-35c so it was a bit tough.. I like it though, there were some great bars and restaurants but there people were all really friendly.

Mowed the lawn and washed my car

>>676077329
*the people not there people.

Fucked a bitch for an hour, then faked being sick so i could drink and watch basketball.

>woke up
>Graduated top of my class in the navy seals
>participated in numerous raids on al-quaeda
>became top sniper in entire US armed forces
>Started shitting fury all over some maggot on 4chan that called me a faggit
>im now using my gorilla warfare skills to murder him 700 different ways with my bear hands

went to church

>woke up at 5
Fuck all that
>wake up at 8:45
>homie texts, needs light switches from Home Depot
>I grab some fertilizer and a pipe cutter to use on my shot gun barrel
>come home and mow the yard, edge it. Pulled weeds and raked flower beds.
Looks better than buster ass neighbors
>jack off
>Netflix Blackhawk down, 70s show, and underworld inc
>wish cabelas would call so I can grab my new pistol
>eat leftover fried chicken
>Netflix some show about Vietnam
Thinking about rubbing another one out. Had a couple smokes and mountain dews and vape throughout the day. Boring but wife and kid are gone until tomorrow

>>676071792
>Reconfigured my fucking WoW addons for 4 hours because i had to delete cache / wtf

>>676078139
are you a nigger?
nevermind
nigger

>Rode a motorcycle for the first time
>Gave said motorcycle as a birthday gift to my father
>Took a short nap
>Cooked for my wife
>Now being lazy

>>676078314
No. Niggers don't now their lawns.

Woke up 7 hours ago and been playing path of exile since then

Finished a simulation for a huge ass decoder circuit, had lunch, jerked off, started learning Assembly and perfecting them Verilog skills, had dinner, now in /b whilst taking a shit

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>>676071792
Jersey off to old videos of my ex and I, then cried. Went to my mom's to help her with her garden, when to work (bartendfag) got off, bought 6 30 mg oxys snorted 2. I'm here.

>Woke up
>Went on computer
>stayed on youtube for hours
>Played my guitar
>Ate
>back to computer
>take shower
>back to computer
>and go to bed

>>676071792
>took shower
>cried and burned self because of OCD and depression
>played FO4 for 8 hours
>drank whiskey
>browsed 4chan for the past few hours
>now

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>>676071792
>went to go deposit books and get water at my parents' house
>went grocery shopping at an Asian supermarket
>worked out in my dorm
>finished a jQuery course online
>now studying Chinese and browsing /b/

Aye fellas, I wanna buy the division. Is it honestly worth it?

>>676079031
its shit

Woke up at 10 AM
Got dressed
Smoked 3 grams
Took a monster shit
Went to a skate park with friends
Came back home at 6:40 PM
Played video games til now

>>676075203
poor phone, barely any doges

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Every day I feel the mind become a little more quiet, have nothing left to think about.

Soon I'll be able to stare at rocks for 12 hours straight

>>676079031
it really isnt m8 as soon as you hit 30 all motivation to keep playing disappears dont even bother

I went a bought more panties... Had to use self checkout because i was super embarassed, but i felt so sexy when i wore them jerking off later

>>676071792
Written a few thousand words of furry erotica.

Took care of my 7yr boy when he puked at 230am.

Stayed up to wash bedding.

Took him to the Local Egg Hunt, made sure he got the "Grand Prize" a stupid stuffed bunny.

Made him lunch, Jelly sandwich and Pizza.

Played with him until it was his bed time. Made sure he brushed his teeth and then read him a bed time story.

Got his Easter Basket ready and hid his eggs, indoors cause we had a blizzard in the afternoon.

Now going to beat off and hope to go to sleep soon.

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>>676071792
>woke up
>made coffee
>had buscuits n' gravy
>lurked
>played some league
>biked 11 miles on a trail and read a little bit of my book
>came home
>talked to a friend that I haven't seen in 3 years
>queue anxiety and depression
>been sulking in this chair since then
>can't fall asleep
>sux

>woke up
>made waffles
>went back to bed
>skip to 2pm now
>go downstairs
>eat some leftovers
>go to my room
>go on pornhub to get some jerkin
>get caught by mom
>RIP.jpg
>carry on with day
>have gf over
>goes downtown for 10 mins
>nut on her face
>give her a toothbrush and let her take a shower
>hop on in with her(we don't fuck she aint ready and i respect)
>Walk her to bus stop
>go back to house
>play some cs with friends
>Here I am on 4chan while listening to Just breathe-Pearl Jam

woke up at 5 am
go outside by my pool and smoke blunts while i eat my leaftover sushi
drinking irish coffee as well because yknow i gotta be able to crash again
watch nausicaa of the valley of the wind
>hella tight
go back to bed

wake up at noon, smoke a blunt
go to dicks to buy flip flops
buy size 11, didnt check but the left foot was 13
go home and realize ^
go back and spend another hour trying to find flip flop size 11
find one and come home
skateboard a bit
drink and smoke some more, walkin around in my boxers on my roof and by the pool
fuck some hoes
driven to buddies house because i dont want hoes overnight at my house
here on phone, bored in his nice restroom

>>676079862
Sounds like an acc decent life bro. Im jelly

>>676071792
went to bed at 9pm
woke up at 6am, had 8 wheetbix and milk.
watched a youtube video, went back to bed at 730am
woke up at 9am, video again. 1130am, sleep agian. just woke up to look at 4chan.

>>676080245
Stay at home dad after 10 years of hell in the military. I deserve it lol.

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>>676071792
I went too an auction and watched jerks pay 2700 for an 1800$ mower/bagger combo. and 1600 bucks for 20 year old car lift. I should get a morton building and my auctioneers license

>>676080402
Shit that sounds rough as fuck. Least now you got all the time to jerk off at home and shit XD. At least hoping that you have all your limbs.

Imma go make a life story thread. Se how it does

>>676071792
browsed reddit and listened to music after waking up in my bed for like 90 minutes, got up ate a couple eggos, watched youtube videos on my pc, did live sound at a church for a few hours, came back home and had some turkey and potatoes, and now I'm here.

>>676075828
You have cancer? Damn. Sorry to hear that anon.

>Stayed in bed till 5pm
>Had dinner then went to sleep again.
>woke up and rang a mate then met them in a pub.
>listend to how one of them fucked a barmaid I wished I'd asked out.
> tried to get some Coke but no luck.
> order pizza went home and eat it.
Now I'm here still entry inside.

>>676080930
Got my limbs, just worn out joints, mostly knees and back, and night driving isn't the greatest experience. Sleeping pills are a must, hoping I finish beating before they kick in. For the most part I'm decent to be around, but I moved out to the middle of the country to not be around people.

>>676081298
I think he meant Cock

>>676071792
woke up, made some chicken and cheese quesadillas, watched some justified, started drinkin, ordered some pizza and drank some more while watchin more justified

all in all, ok day

>Wake up at noon
>no idea what day/date it is
>a good potato soup for breakfast
>glass of sweet tea
>springtime in the south.jpg

>feed the cat, read a book, sit on the porch
>swim in the pool
>hammock. think about going out. Decide to relax instead
>walk the garden, flowers, herbs, a couple of citrus trees
>grill up a couple of steaks/asparagus, roast some rosemary potatoes, dinner
>whiskey, reading, internets

Based single life, for a couple of weeks. Moving to south Florida, mid-April, starting a new job, etc. Till then, I'm on vacation.

>>676073413
I think I know you irl

>>676071792
Worked 6 hours, ordered some food, grabbed a beer while I was waiting for it. went home ate and jacked of to sissy hypno. been wanting to suck a cock, but most guys are ugly af

Morning meeting
Drove 350 miles
Fired someone
Gotta be up in 7 hrs to do it all again

I went to Church and passive-aggressive clapped for all 23 baptisings.

>>676078389
Hope youre joking asshole.

>woke up
>put easter eggs on the lawn for my daughter to find
>went to costco with the family
>got home
>opened the hood of my car and looked at it for 10 minutes like i know what I'm doing and gave up
>jerked off to bestiality porn
>played gta 5
>told a bunch of strangers on some stupid website what i did all day

Got up
Worked for 12 hours (only work during weekends)
Got home
Eat
Shower
Sleep
And now working again ...12 hours
Same story tomorow

>>676076281
lol oh you....

>>676071792
set up my new law office

Replaced struts and changed oil in my car.
Put a muffler on my sons.
Played vidya.
Checked out /b/.

Woke up, went to shitty dishwasher job, got home, opened new headphones package, played league of legends, ordered a blue yeti, now I'm here.

Nothing today... raining...

looking forward to Easter, the one legitimately good holiday of the year. Most places don't observe it anymore, but I take it off anyway. I like to have lunch and sit by the ocean.

I remember an Easter holiday when I was in school. I was still in school when they incorporated it into "spring break" (it would be terrible if public schools dignified something with religious roots, regardless of the community). Now schools stagger their spring breaks so as not to overwhelm popular destinations, or something. Easter doesn't merit consideration anymore.

More people are atheists and don't get taking the day off (I'm not doing it to be a Christian, just celebrating life... but they don't get that, either). Turning the cell phone off and looking for some well-deserved peace.

>>676071792
Woke up, played Rust, jerked off, played some more Rust, ate food, played more Rust, Jerked off, cried for 20 minutes, Played some more Rust,and get rejected by the girl of my dreams.

>fuck my life

I played Pokemon for 10hrs

Got up at 8am ate cereal drank protein shake,
Biked to work for 9am, did shitty job till 540pm,
Biked home, slept/zoned out few hours,
Awoke and went grocery shopping spent $258, should be good for a few weeks,
Youtube some vidya player cuz too tired to play,
Bout to make midnight munchins
Then sleep or continue lurking idk

>Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
>I don't know but today seems kinda odd
>No barkin from the dog, no smog
>And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
>I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
>Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
>Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
>Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
>I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
>And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
>Had to stop, at a red light
>Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
>And everything is alright
>I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
>Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
>Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
>Get me on the court and I'm trouble
>Last week fucked around and got a triple double
>Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
>I can't believe, today was a good day.

I played dota as meepo and learned how to blink poof. Was good.

>>676087012
Was waiting for someone to post this
thanks dawgy

>>676087626
No problem.

Drew My Little Pony Porn

I went to the doctor since I coughed up blood this morning. Turns out coughing up blood isn't all that unusual when you have an aggressive cold. After that I browsed imageboards and started building a new level in Trials Evolution.

>>676071792
played 3 on 3 basketball with some of my friends, then played bloodborne, then watched the kansas vs villanova game

>>676073896

Very similar day anon

Went to work.

Repaired 3 computers.

Went to bar.

Cleaned a dry cleaning store (extra job).

Picked up a bottle of E&J.

4chan.

Got into bed.

>fuck our lives

Woke up at 7am to go see batman vs superman with some friends
Had lunch around noon
Went and bought Easter Dinner food for tomorow
Went to a comedy club
Just got home and made myself 2 bacon cheddar cheeseburgers

>>676071792
>>676071792
>Got up after a party at my friends Estate
>Went to the recruiter again
>Went on a first date with a qt to a southern diner
>Going to another party at friends house on beach front property
meh average spring break

Woke up
Went to work 8:30-10:30
Wrote for a few hours
Went back to work
Cooked a huge Easter dinner
ate a ton of food
Went to Mass

oh... and fought all day with three of family members via text


Now browsing b

>>676087264
I also still cry when OG lost to MVP

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Got up at 6am and drove my gf to the airport.

Got home around 10:45 and watched mystery science theater 3000 for a few hours.

Went and bought a 12 pack of miller high life and sat on /b/ listening to ghost B.C and Vader for a while now.

Also browsed some ebaums. Cringed a bit but still.

How was yalls day?

>wake up
>go to easter market
>it was shit and a waste of time
>come home
>play some vidya
>go to the beach
>harvest oysters
>do some grocery shopping
>come home
>more vidya
>aunt in town visiting
>she takes everyone out to dinner
>we decided where to go via the online menu
>get to the restauraunt
>their actual menu was nothing like what was online
>absolute garbage menu
>we leave
>go to the bar up the street
>had a burger and french onion soup
>6/10
>go to my friends cafe for dessert
>had some motherfucking banoffee pie
>9/10
>came home
>somehow ended up on 4chan despite planning on watching a movie
>3 hours later this thread
>planning on stealing some daffodils at midnight

>>676071792
I worked for 8 hours and then played d3 the rest of the day. hung out with the gf briefly before she went to work.