Trips and I'll do it.
At my best friends birthday party
>>676057702
Pull down pants and do the dick helicopter
Will ruin friendships
>>676057702
Commit suicide via chopping off your dick
>>676057702
Fuck their family members.
Admit that you are a pedophile
>>676058393
Im not. That shit is why i stay away from /b/ but im drunk
>>676058393
rolling for this
>>676057702
Stop being the fucking loser in the corner at a birthday party who is browsing 4chan.
Tell your best friend you have a crush on them then grope their chest/tits
>>676057702
Shit on the kitchen work surface
>>676057702
Grab one girls tits, take picture as proof.
>>676057702
cum into a cup and pour it on the cake/food when no one is is looking
Walk around with your dick out of the zipper. Pretend you don't know what they're staring at.
anon tell us what you gonna do! will you an hero?
>>676058820
Rolling for this!
>>676058820
Roll
>>676058918
btw rolling for it
have a great time
>>676058820
roll
Pull down pants and fountain piss into mouth.
>>676057702
Get drunk
Take a dick pic where everyone can see and then say it's for your mother
>>676058918
He will do anything trips tells him
>>676058820
yus. Keep phone on record
>>676058631
Roll for this
>>676057702
just here for the delivery
Admit that your an homosexual.
>>676058393
Rollin', but OP won't deliver because he's a faggot.
Slap your dick on cake until raw.
>>676059115
Damn. Rolling
>>676058820
Rolling for this
try to fuck his grandmother
>>676058820
Rolling
pull out your tiny dick and show everyone
>>676058599
rolling
Get in a fight with your dick out. Record it
>>676058987
Roll
Poke bunny ears girl in the vag.
Fuck the cake and send pictures
>>676058820
Trips get
>>676059256
roll
Motor boat his mom then credit card swipe her tits with phone. While on video of course.
>>676058820
Roll and video it, upload to youtube
>>676058820
plz
>>676059331
Roll
check my trips
find hottest girl and rip all clothes off while recording video
Twat swat the bitch in pink. Record and post results.
>>676059331
Suck his dick in front of everyone.
>>676058820
rolling
try to give a male person of his family a blowjob
yell DICK with a very profound voicewhile looking down on them like superman
>>676058820
rolling for this
Say your joining isis
Keep waddling like a penguin with your dick out and when they ask what you're doing, say you smoked meth before you got there.
>>676058820
Get
>>676057702
act drunk walk up his wife/ gf and talk about the time you guys fucked while she was out of town.
an hero
>>676059398
R-r-roll
>>676059433
roll
>>676059468
roll
>>676059468
this
poop your pants and pretend you don't smell anything when you talk to others
>>676058820
Roll
>>676058820
this, but start spinning around while pissing on everything. once bladder empty, fake a seizure
Quietly leave the party and never speak to your best friend again.
>>676059468
roll
>>676059554
So fucking close
masturbate to completion in front of everyone
>>676058820
This
>>676059554
Off by one
>>676059522
This again
>>676059365
Rolling for this
Pull your dick out and sing the national anthem. Have your buddy record it on a cell phone
>>676058820
rolling
>>676059589
Again
>>676059522
Rolling
>>676059594
one more roll
abandon thread
>>676058820
OP just do this. Record it
>>676059544
fuckin reroll
Finger your asshole
>>676059554
close one and roll
>>676057702
Run up to your friend and give him a birthday blowjob
Say your becoming a tranny and that you want to fuck him over his birthday cake while his family watches
>>676059083
Too late. Ate a whole habenaro pepper, im fucking dying
Phone 9-1-1
>>676059677
100 off....
>>676058820
Reroll
winrar
>>676059777
>>676059712
Kek
>>676059522
Rolan again
>>676058820
this, on video.
>>676059554
rolling
>>676058820
rolling
Call the cops on the house and say they are too loud and are giving minors booze.
an hero now
>>676058820
R O L L
>>676057702
stab every one
here
Go and shake your friends hand and tell him 'happy birthday my silly friend'
>>676059669
close, roll
Grab a condiment or three (I don't fucking care which.) and slather it on your midriff. Do this in a slightly conspicuous location. When someone asks or points it out, take a handful of your midriff slather and smear it on them while moaning. LOUDLY. Think When Harry met Sally restaurant scene loud. Then, run down the street to the nearest store, buy a coke with the victim's name on it, and run back and give it to them.
>>676059365
Rolling
>>676058820
Rolling for this one
find biggest boobs and rip one out of her shirt while filming.
Push your penis into someone's hand and shout "I REALIZED I AM JESUS CHRIST"
Put youre dick in the cake and say thus pice is special for you
Jizz on the birthday cake
yell at everyone to "watch this!". stick fork in light socket
kill everyone then masturbate
>>676058820
Roll
do nothing
>>676059842
roll
Timestamp
>>676059805
no, they are giving minors cock.
Whip dick out and jerk off in front of everyone
>>676059855
Rolling for this.
Largest available alcohol bottle in ass. No lube.
Confess to everyone that you are actually fourteen mongooses wearing a man-suit. Then get out the dictionary and read it loudly to everyone while stripping naked and chanting "UMMA mmummma" in between each dictionary entry.
>>676059805
Roll
Cut your own head off.
>>676059588
rolling
>>676057702
almost qauds
>>1163313
>>676058820
This one
>>676058393
This
>>676059842
rolling
>>676058567
rolling
Excuse yourself to the restroom, after making sure everyone knows you need to go. Jerk off and get cum stains all over your shirt. Come out and join the party. Also leave your zipper open and your belt undone.
תתאבד
Wish him a happy birthday and tell him how much his friendship means to you.
>>676059864
Roll
>>676058820
This
Take a shit on the kitchen floor.
>>676059890
rolling
>>676059214
rolling for this
Tell everyone your gay.
Trips happen ~1/100 posts, it's coming soon OP
walk around with dick out of zipper record and upload to YouTube
>>676059855
This
>>676058820
Rolling for this>>676060000
WINRAR!!!!!!
>>676060000
shitty winrar
BJ to a male person of his family
>>676059999
>>676060000
FUCKING CHECKD
>>676059999
>>676059999
HOLY SHOT!!!
>>676059999
Fucking WINRAR
>>676059999
QUADS CONFIRMS
>>676060000
QUADS CONFIRMS
DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME PLEASE
>>676060000
kek, quads commands
>>676059999
Winrar>>676060000
And this too
>>676059999
>>676060000
Oh shit
eat 3 squares of paper towels in front of everyone
>>676060000
>>676059999
oh shit
>>676059999
winner!
>>676059999
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have to do ti! xD
>>676059997
Almost quads again!
>>676059999
winrar
Check this shait you will jump from that table on your head and then pretend to have a seisure
>>676059999
>>676060000
Oh shit
Mangle the marbleaide then marmble morningsleigh at them then demand they
>>676059999
quads! checked
Spend the rest of the evening telling people you have joined the clergy.
>>676059999
>>676060000
Two winners... Both are lame are fuck.
>>676059365
Rolling for this one
>>676059999
Been here for like five years and this is my first quads ever.
Immediately followed by this guy:
>>676060000
Teamwork as fuck.
>>676059999
Winrar
>Go in fridge
>grab gallon of milk
>yell "Lets get fucked up!"
>proceed to chug entire gallon of milk
>>676057702
Leave the party, hijack an airplane and fly it into One World Trade Center.
>>676059999
this
>>676060083
quads are no trips
>>676058820
Rolling for this
>>676060000
>>676059999
2 winrar
>>676060212
This. OP record dick vid
Do it you bastard
>>676060212
Impressive, but not trips. Re rolling >>676060191
Start talking maniacally about My little pony, friendship is magic, and come out as a brony, while you are crying, and scream "ITS NOT JUST ABOUT SEX!"
>>676059999
>
quads when asking for trips, OP you better fucking deliver
Unplug their router.
Kill em all
>>676057702
Smash your face in the cake.
>>676060227
nope you are an idiot. an hero!
>>676060235
This
kill yourself
Do of the yes when today
>>676060219
GJ mate
OP must deliver both, in the order of announcing you are a pedophile to the entire party, and then shaking your friends hand and say 'happy birthday my silly friend'
>>676060236
Kek this
Just pull your dick out already op.
>>676060375
>>676057702
Smash your face in the cake.
>>676060235
rolling. pls film
Ask everyone if they're willing to come to your secret birthday party blowout for Francine Silvers, your ex-co-worker who is turning 75 next month. When they ask for more info about her just go on and on and on and on for like an hour about her.
>>676060235
Show me trips!
Time-stamped sharpie in pooper
>>676059999
>>676060000
HOLY SHIT
Ask friend if it's okay if you cuck his mom
>>676060485
Yea wtf OP
>>676057801
This
>>676060487
Smash your face in the cake.
an hero
Do it!
Kill em all :p
>>676060505
Reroll for inky anus
>>676059999
Winrar
>>676060535
Smash your face in the cake.
>>676060235
Trips for this + video for us.
not that OP will deliver ...
>>676059999
>>676060000
>Hello my friend I am a pedophile
>>676060554
Off by one
Kill em all :D
Smash your face in the cake.
Poop on hand, then start to paint a pretty picture on the wall. come get the guests one by one to look at it. be very excited about your handiwork. tell them that it's a mantis, even though it's actually a picture of an Aztec warrior
>>676060707
Off by one
>>676060678
re roll
Kill them
nothing
>>676060429
>GJ mate
>you randomly landed in some numbers
>that's so cool mate
>fuck yeah
>numbers + autism = EPIC
>>676058820
Reroll
>>676060235
This and upload video
>>676060766
re-re-roll
>>676057702
pillow into the ceiling fan.
>>676060734
Kek
DRAW A PICTURE OF EVERYONE THERE. COMPLIMENT THEM AND TELL THEM THEY'RE HANDSOME AND INTELLIGENT then tell them that you've won a two penny
record photo of a twopenny drawing on everything
Op wont do it
Masturbate onto a girl
go give that man in a chair a high five
Sharpie in pooper
>>676060783
Yet here you are
Rolling is just like how the universe dolls out luck, randomly
>>676060235
Upload video as well
>>676060235
This. Drink all the milk and get crazy op.
OP is outta here, cuck faggot
OP pull cock out and mash face into cake. upload
Op won't deliver
Spend the next hour reading about Zorro. Then start explaining him to everybody else for the remainder of the party. Hide in the closet while muttering
>>676060928
>>676060927
Do it....
>>676060783
on this vietnamese basket weaving forum repeating digits are held highly, fuck off back to le reddit you poof
>>676061023
>samefag
>in a roll thread
>wewlad
>>676061019
re rolling
>>676061023
Thank the gods we don't have Id's anymore or what would faggets like this do?
ask everyone their favorite animal
then draw a smiley face on the wall with a pencil
>>676060235
Get fucked up op
Op here
Fuck all of you
sing O WHARS THARS A BEAR OVER THAR
bearrrrrr
repeatedly for 15 minutes