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Hey, /b/itches. You are a Jew who has to escape Auschwitz.
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Hey, /b/itches.

You are a Jew who has to escape Auschwitz.

Dubs decide.
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>>676057141
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>>676057141
black lives matter
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>>676057141
exit cave or whatever it is
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check me
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>>676057443
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>>676057443
OP checks you.
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i am suicidal someone talk to me
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>>676057141
sit in the corner and masturbate
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>>676057582
life sucks doesnt it anon
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>>676057141
Spawn a friend
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>>676057141
Stop being a jew
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>>676057792
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>>676057141
Wake up from the dream your own mind fabricated based on the hollywood kike lies
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>>676057852
lol roll
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>>676057141
punch through the wall and into the ground, creating a tunnel into the outside. Then turn yourself in.
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>>676057141
go to the showers
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>>676057242
>>676057792
>>676058095
Not a drinks thread fags
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>>676058180
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>>676057698
This
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>>676057852
Roll
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>>676057852
/thread
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>>676057614
This.
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Become a knight.
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>>676058455

The Jew becomes a knight and thus gains a sword and the title: Sir.

You are now Sir McJew.
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steal a guard's uniform at night, break out, change identities, and join Hitler
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>>676058713
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>>676058844
waste of dubs
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Call for help from the mermaid which you put in the anus of a monster for help, the mermaid and the creature now bare children which they use as weaponary.
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Kill the other jew
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>>676058713
seduce the guard
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Bring turkeys into the oven for the luls
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make that other guy be in your team
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use the legend of zelda spinny sword move and drill through the gound
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>>676059154
roll
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>>676059154
also include drawing of guard seduction :^)
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Turn into nigger hulk
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>>676059351
Like this
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>>676059419
roll
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>>676059426
No, like dis
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>>676059466
winrar
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>>676059466
oh fuck yeah
winrar'd
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>>676059496
Like this pussy
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>>676059466
You become a nigger.

This makes the universe unhappy as it now has niggers in it.
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>>676058713
eat a bagel
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>>676057582
find purpose in life anon, if you cannot better your own life better the lives of others
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>>676059766
winrar once more
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>>676059154
roll
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>>676059735
but its nigger hulk
where is da muscle?
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DRAW A TREE AND CUT THAT TREE DOWN
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>>676059940
ROLL
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Fist fight the other jew
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>>676059940
ROLLL
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>>676059940
roll?
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>>676059735
stab yourself, game over fucking jew
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>>676060111

Trips has spoken
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>>676059766
You eat a bagel which relieves you off the nigger curse.

You become fat because you eat the bagel.
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>>676060111
Chekt em and rekt em
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>>676060173
roll
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>>676059996
oh shit 3 off quads

shit in your hands and put it behind you and keep doing that till theres a wall behind you so you can freely dig your way out without guards comnig after you
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>>676060211

Checkd
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>>676059735
We hebro now.


Beat up the other inmates and steal their shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1AHDNTXYSA
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spawn giant walking dick
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Use jew magic to teleport onto the roof
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>>676060188
A tree appears which confuses the guard.

You can't cut it down because you are stuck in the basement.
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>>676060196
Get lonely
Break back into Auschwitz
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Kill the sun with the sword
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>>676057582
>>676048501
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guards cut down the tree
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>>676060477
winrar
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>>676060477
Jew is still in Auschwitz.
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>>676060547
roll
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>>676059653
do you even dubs bro
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>>676060615
no but do you
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>>676060615
Amateurs.
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>>676060600
WINRAR NOW CUT THAT DAMN TREE DOWN
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Fuck the other prisoner with your sword
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>>676060600
>>676060477
>>676060211
So many options
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I just walk away with my giant dong.
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>>676060749
roll
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>>676060615
yeah
i was in the paper for it
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>>676060461
Set booby trap for guards
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>>676060723
And here is dubs.
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>>676060723
watch me dubs now faggot
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>>676060782
Throw shekels on the guards faces until they die then take their weapons
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>>676060847
wrong pic combo
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>>676060461
Dig under wall
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>>676060782
Reddit fag lol
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>>676057141
there is no escape
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Summon the vengeance of Yahweh
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>>676060749
rollerinos
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>>676060970
Reroll
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>>676060782
fart
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>>676061159
Rolling
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Build time machine go back and kill mother before you are born
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>>676061211
Yahweh winrar
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>>676061211
Winrar
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>>676061262

Roll
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>>676057852
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>>676061146
Well there was few escapes
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>>676061211
The wrath of Yahweh has arrived.
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>>676061553
Airplane into building
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>>676061553
become hitlers doppleganger
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>>676059735
the guards can now smell the niggers from far away, and find him. nigger is executed.
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>>676061686
roll
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>>676061553
Stab the guy standing in the prison.
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Craft golem out of dirt and rock from your cell to kill all the nazis
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>>676061553
Take your Shit,fill it into a condom,and slap the guards with it
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>>676061553
Here's what you fucking do
>Take sword
>run upstairs ad stab the guardfag
>Skullfuck his dead body
>Hump the air with your dick still out
>turn 360 degrees and walk out
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>>676061787
Roll
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>>676061825
roll
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>>676061553
The wrath of Yahweh smites the guards and throws open the gates
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Hitler decided to free everyone!
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Become nigger jew.
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>>676061855
winrar
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>>676061553
go back and ask for a shovel
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>>676061911
Winrar
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>>676061855
Winrar!!!
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>>676061911
>>676061855
Death to the guards!
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An hero
This was all Adolfs plan to Make Germany Great Again
and it works
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>>676061855
The Golem exits the basement and dismembers one of the guards.
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>>676062145
>>676062145
Rolll
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>>676062177
Stab yourself with the sword and ghost the fuck outta there
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>>676062177
Yahweh throws the guards into the crematoriums
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>>676062177
The golem listens to one of the guards about nazi ideology and decides to join them, the golem wants to gas you
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>>676062177
America arrives and kills all the guards
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>>676062177
shit on the sword like the vc did with their punji sticks
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>>676062177
Go into one of the Thunders and get Lighting Powers with wich you kill off the other guards
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>>676062145
Roll to make Germany Great AGain
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>>676062179

NEW THREAD
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>>676062281
roll
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>>676062350
Roll
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